If I could give this 6 stars I would. I'd even throw in a steaming plate of neeps and tatties.
I consider myself a professional traveler and as such it's pretty lame to go on organized tours. Us constant travelers are too cool for that. We want to see local flavor. We want to be a local, wander on foot through back alleys and stumbled upon something authentic. Our money is precious and to be spent on unique things not organized cattle tours. The closest thing to an organized tour I had done in 3 years of frolicking the globe were free historical walking tours. But, because of a limited time in Scotland and no prep, I did the unthinkable and booked a the 3-day Skye High tour with Haggis Adventures out of Edinburgh. And it has made all the difference.
I booked my trip while I was still in Ireland. I just hopped online, filled out some info and Voila! I was set to go. A cool feature of Haggis is that you are able to log on before your trip and virtually meet your tour mates BEFORE you leave. I chose to be surprised, and when I arrived in the wee hours of the morning (ok, fine, just about 7:30am) at the office my tour mates and I boarded the bright yellow Haggis bus and headed outta town. Our tiny tour guide Andy at the helm and in a kilt. I thought maybe this was just a showy thing, kinda cheesy, but no! Andy stayed in his kilt for the entire tour toughing out the cold Scottish winds.
Our group was small, about 17 and a surprising amount were traveling alone. As we drove out of Edinburgh, Andy told us to forget the printed itinerary and just trust him. He was going to take us to places not listed and on roads rarely accessed. To get our social juices flowing, Andy immediately suggested a game of "Speed Dating" where we had to get up and chat with a random tour-goer for 3 mins and then switch. A completely fabulous idea that made us unite much faster. The drives were long, on winding roads in crappy conditions, but Andy kept upbeat all the time, cracking jokes, making puns, playing music and giving us some background on the places were stopped at or passed by. We stopped more times in the first day than I thought we would stop the entire time. The scenery is absolutely gorgeous and made me fall in love with Scotland 100 fold.
My bladder is small. Secret's out. There are no toilet aboard Haggis buses, and I was worried. But have no fear! Haggis stops plenty of times and in the right intervals so no one has to sit uncomfortable in their seat crossing their legs.
The first night, our bus broke down about 15 minutes from our hostel (Morag's Lodge) near Loch Ness. Super Andy fixed the situation immediately, calling in friends to shuttle us to the lodge and staying behind in the cold, dark shoulder of the road to wait for the tow truck. What a star!
The rest of the time was spent seeing the astounding Scottish Highlands, passing sheep and Lochs, driving on the edge of cliffs with "Amazing Grace" playing on the bagpipes, frolicking inside castle ruins or pretending to be William Wallace. The hostel even had events for us, like a trivia night the first night, movies to watch and a fun bar with karaoke (although I got shut down pretty fast SOB). If you get a chance, DEFINITELY go out to a local bar with the staff. It was one of the most fun nights I've had in ages. It's a weird mix of people and an even weirder mix of music. Traditional Scottish music (both live on an accordian and recorded) weaved in between regular club and bar music. When the Scotch music is on, do yourself a favor and join the locals for a hoe-down. It is insanely fun.
MORAL: Although I hated organized tours, Haggis (and Andy!) proved me stupid. Had I gone to the Highlands alone, I would have NEVER experienced 90% of the things I was able to witness with Haggis. I would 150% do another tour with Haggis in the future.
Haggis is geared towards the 18-35 crowd. Slightly more life-experieced? Don't start unpacking your bags just yet! This awesome company accepts your wrinkles and accepts you as long as you are young-at-heart.
TIP: We were all pretty tuckered out after the 3-Day Skye High Tour, so I'd think first if you really want to do any of the especially lengthy ones. read more