A true South Philly dive bar. If you want to throw back a few pints in a place that truly feels like a dive, you've found the right place. Grumpy's is what it is and it doesn't care what you think. Drink up! read more

horrible service and feels racist, walked in with my girlfriend and they were being stand-offish when ordering and staring hard, doing little weird things. don't recommend, do better read more

My brother and I came here to drink for the first time because a friend of ours was throwing a small get together. It is the FIRST and LAST TIME I give them business. We spent over $100 after an hour or so and tipped the bartender at least 30%. Towards the end of the night another customer (white female) and I start talking about a book then she tells me I'm a narcissist and she's smarter than me. (see how that works)....So then some other customer (tall light complexion black male) tells me to stop talking about people and confronting me in a threatening manner. All the while I was carrying myself in a peaceful and respectful manner. At that point the bartender (white male w/glasses) comes at me and pushes me out of the venue causing my glass of beer to fall out of my hand and break. I was shocked and didn't know why I was being treated like piece of dirt. I hope management sees this because they need to do something about it if they want to make this right. Or else you're losing a good customer. Don't support this place... it's about WOKENESS and COMMUNISM and treating new customers like were dirt. read more

Grumpy's tavern is a south philly classic. A smoking bar that is cash only. My friends and I love city wides and this is the place to go for a $5 special. There's music, a pool table, and people having fun inside and outside. It's a great spot read more

Grumpy's Tavern - Dive Bars Near Me - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This Bar is one of the best bars in South Philly. The owner treats everybody like family. A good bar to visit when you come to Philadelphia. Beers is always cold and the crowd is friendly. Packed with locals on a Friday or Saturday night. Great spot to watch a ball game or shoot pool. Use Uber parking is tough but if you drive you will find a spot. Cheers to Grumpy's Tavern. read more

Going to have to jump in and review another treasure of a South Philly dive bar destination that is in fact NOT closed. From cheap booze and smoking inside, to cheap mind erasing drink specials and a solid pool table; Grumpys has all the essentials of a perfect neighborhood dive in tact. And it even adds in a colorful karaoke session every Tuesday, and a decent take out beer selection even if it is a touched over priced. So the next time you're looking for a spot to grab a shot and a PBR pounder at a cheap price, grab some cheap cans during a Phillies or Eagles game, or grab some decent pub food of the fried bar variety off the beaten path of East Passyunk Ave; you might want to stop by a location that is in fact NOT closed. read more

Great burger place in a neighborhood setting. Old building in an established neighborhood in South Philly, safe and full of locals. If u r planning a trip to South Philly stop by for a shot and a beer! read more

If you are NOT south philly trash you will not be accepted here. They have a couple children running around too, which just sucks. This one kid stared me down the entire time but I stared back. Weird, bad, and rude place. You could say the owner and bartender is grumpy. read more

For a dive bar it's really a nice place Good barkeeper. Great place. Made us feel welcome even though a NY Ranger fan!

I had the best cheesesteak Of My Life from Grumpy's. Seasoned meat, meld-y cheese, toasted roll. Again: those little lovin' touches. You can literally do no wrong with any of the food here. read more

I've only been to Grumpy's once, and it was around 7 p.m. on a Tuesday in the summer, after my friends and I had gotten ridiculously wasted at a Phillies game, and decided to cut our losses and hop off the Broad Street line at Tasker-Morris (near my friend Joel's house) and set up camp at the first bar we came to. Grumpy's probably wasn't the first (we were having a hard time noticing what was around, never mind walking straight) but it was certainly a good choice -- small and cozy, with dim lighting and a pool table in the back -- we spent all evening shooting pool, and downing cheap Yuenglings -- with no one to bother us or act GRUMPY towards our shenanigans. Did I mention there's cheap beer? That's nothing to be grumpy about either. read more

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Cheerful banter amongst barkeep and regulars but unfortunate to have missed the precision that Sean used to offer behind the grill.

Friendly bartenders, great prices, and very good food. I particularly recommend the shrimp basket. The main bartender with glasses is the best. The atmosphere is very pleasant, as the clientele (both locals and Philly transplants) is very friendly. It's the perfect place to have some pitchers and hang out. read more

For reasons i won't go into here, my friends and i decided to abandon our usual Sunday night spot (12 steps down) mid-evening and try something new. We'd heard that Grumpy's has cheap beer, a pool table, and allows smoking. The holy trinity of requirements as far as we're concerned. We walked in feeling something like first-date jitters, but got comfortable right away. Its sort of an old man bar. When we came in there were just south philly guys sitting around watching the game. They were all friendly enough. They watched our pool games when there were lulls in the eagles game and cheered or jeered appropriately. The table itself is nice, clean, and level. However, the area it's in is pretty tight, if people are sitting on the stools they can end up in the way of shots. Also, there are stairs sloping over one end of the table that you have to crouch under and can also block your shot. However, the little short cues are provided. My main issue with the space is that you can't see any of the TVs from the area where the pool table is. Bummer. I was sticking to my usual PBR (dont judge me, i actually like it) which was only $2 for a pint. I thought it was a game day special, but PBR drafts are $2 all day every day. SCORE! But then i realized that they had Yards Philly Pale Ale on tap. My absolute FAVORITE beer. Pints of that were only $3. I went from first date to desperately in love at that moment. I have to mention one more thing. It was late in the evening (i.e. i already had a bunch of beers in me) so i need to go back and confirm, but i had a few bites of my boyfriend's burger and it may be one of the tastiest burgers in the city. Seriously. I promise to follow up on that. read more

Go here Sunday's and Thursdays! The bartender Tina rocks... Smoking is allowed and there's a pool table! $2 pints of PBR all day everyday :) and $6 pitchers... read more

Classic, cheap, South Philly dive bar. Basic selection of drafts (Pabst, Lager), $5 citywides. One time I play Rob Base "It Takes Two" on the Internet juke and the bartender gets into it. Another time I walk into a Mastodon "Crack The Skye" session with some local metalheads. The metalheads are talking about Chris Pennie (former Dillinger Escape Plan drummer) and a hippie approaches them saying Mickey Hart from the Dead is a better drummer. Metalheads disagree, but there is mirth and merriment for everyone in the half-light. I won't lie and say I witnessed old man cigar smoking multiple times at Grumpy's. Like, serious Action News with Jim Gardner cigar-smoking action (my kinda happy hour). Now they have a food menu, so it's a bit cleaned up. Nothing really vegan, so I haven't eaten here. There is also a nice selection of take-out booze, with plenty of less-than $10 options. All-around charming South Philly watering hole, nice bartenders and cheeeeeaaap! read more

Alright kids, it's story time. Way back when I lived with my parents in Delaware during a transitional period in my life, I was a member of a private members-only Italian club in a church. Now, being that I am not only of German/Austrian descent and the complete opposite of a Christian (I'm a Jew who lost her faith), it was pretty odd for me to be a member of the Italian club. But, seeing as I was under-age at the time and I knew most of the drunken board members from them patronizing my dad's restaurant, I was able to secure a membership and was thus able to drink underage for the better part of the year. ANYWAY the whole point of that story is that Grumpy's reminds me of the Italian club (except they card, so don't even try to go there you silly under-age kids). The clientele is very much the epitome of South Philadelphia Italian culture, which I love because it brings me back to my Italian club days. The bar staff comes off as surly and kind of ambivalent, but once they know you then you're basically in. Also the one guy says hi to me in the street and it makes me feel oh-so happy s:D It's also ridiculously cheap (you can get a High Life and a shot of Jameson for something in the $4 vicinity). It may or may not have a catered lunch by Pizza Hut. I remember seeing a sign out front for that, which I found hysterical. I can't comment on the food, though. I feel like this is a place where you probably shouldn't eat. Regardless, I really really love Grumpys. If my ex-boyfriend didn't frequent it a lot, I would go more but unfortunately I have no urge to see him at this point in time so alas, I'm stuck to the 2-street bars near my new apartment. They would totally get 5 stars if their beer selection wasn't god-awful, but then again, it's not a place you go to drink craft beer. EDIT FROM 6/20/2010: I've decided to make it public [via the internet] that this place is my favorite bar in Philadelphia, especially now that my good good friend bought a house 500 feet from here. Love you lots, Grumpy's! See you all basically 6 days a week :D read more

I've only been to this place twice, so I'm far from an expert, but I'm not a very big fan. The last time I was there, it was to watch a Phillies game with my sister. There were a few orange-tan girls there in Phillies jerseys that they had altered to look "sexy" -- ripped the neck so it was around their shoulders. There was also bedazzling. We kept glancing over at them, because they were so train wrecky, they noticed and asked started glaring back, elbowing each other and gesturing toward us. We finished our (delightfully cheap) beers and decided we'd rather leave than get into some confrontation with a bunch of bedazzled oompa loompas. We went to 1601, where we fit in a little better. I don't think Grumpy's is a bad place, but some of the people who go there are a little rough around the edges. It's South Philly, so no big surprise. Still, if I were in a dive bar type of mood, I'd rather walk the extra blocks and go to Ray's Happy Birthday Bar. read more

This is my Silhouette (in Allston) of South Philly. Cheap beer, a couple townies that make me uncomfortable, and usually at least a friend or two I know. Rad bartenders and a solid comfy dive bar vibe. read more

Remember that scene in Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure when he knocks down all of the bikers' motorcycles in the bar and then it goes silent? Well this is how I felt when walking into this bar for a birthday party. This is a small local smoking bar that has some really interesting people here. Beer was pretty cheap, they have a pool table, and some questionable people. I would go back just to see if the Lochness Monster shows up next time in this zoo... read more

Great city wide special. Karaoke Tuesday's. Pool table. Best smokey five in South Philly.

South Philly is such a wonderful place. The nice old Italians, young people moving in from the burbs' and immigrants trying to recreate the American Dream all live in relative peace and harmony. I'd say 1% of the population in South Philly is unbearable. That 1% can be found at Grumpy's Tavern. You've been warned. read more

Grumpy's and I go way back. Well, back a year at least. I used to live right on the corner in a sweet place on 9th and Tasker. When I first moved in to the place, I stopped by Grumpy's with my roommate. As we began to befriend the locals, older guys that always sit at the end of the bar told us, "Girls, listen. If you ever have any trouble, we mean ANYTHING you come to the Twin Smoke Shoppe on 8th and Tasker. We'll take care of it." I understood immediately and knew that living in the Italian Market of South Philly was going to be just fine. Everybody knows everybody and everybody protects everybody. As the year went on I always said to my roommate and friends, "Guys, lets go somewhere else OTHER than Grumpy's tonight.." But sure enough, we'd always end up there. Why? It's easy to gravitate towards a place with great locals and cheap beer. How could you resist? Living on the block, the locals and owner of the bar, Joey, made me feel real safe and welcome at any time. I got kind of tired of Grumpy's by the end of my stay in South Philly, but I actually miss going to this great dive. read more

I have lived down the street from Grumpys my whole life and never been interested in going because it looked like a typical old white Italian South Philly bar but I'm glad I finally gave it a chance because I can't get enough of it now. Great prices, nice bartenders, and a chef that I am actually convinced is a wizard because bar food should not be this amazing! Tell me your secrets, bar food wizard! read more

If you want cheap beer, a neighborhood bar with lots of local color, and a great place to watch a Phils' game, go to Grumpy's. If you want good beer, go somewhere else (1601 is right around the corner). read more

This is one of my favorite places to drink.... I great mix of locals and some out of area people...its always a good time love shooting pool there...I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS PLACE read more

Definitely a little dive. Rolled in around 1:00 AM on a Tuesday for last drinks. Low and behold we walk right into karaoke. Had a fun time singing, meeting some of the locals. The bartender Keith was quiet but extremely attentive. Met the owner Ed who was friendly even though his nickname is - yep, you guess it - Grumpy. He gave some complimentary shots to my friend who was having her birthday. Very nice. There's a pooltable and take out beer. Only downside was the smoking... But, 4 stars since we had a blast and it was a great way to end the night. read more

This place was okay. I just can't justify giving a dive bar 4 or 5 stars. There was a baby in the bar. A patron said it was the owner's kid. I don't care if it's your kid... the last thing I want to do is go to a bar and look at a child. (I'm going to Hell. I know.) It's cash only so that kind of sucked. They have summer shandy on draft so I'll be back all summer. read more

I'm starting a mission to visit all of the businesses that use LevelUp, a pay-by-cell-phone app. This is stop #1 Grumpy's Tavern @ 9th & Tasker At midnight-o-clock on the eve of Labor Day, I polished off some work and wanted to go out for some libations. I looked through my LevelUp cheat sheet for something close by and found Grumpy's, a boot-stompin, smokin dive bar near my house offering a 3 dollar discount to LevelUp patrons- SCORE! Upon arriving at the bar, I ordered an old standby, Jim Beam & Coke. The bartender, Tina, was super-awesome friendly. She said it was cash only, so I asked her about using LevelUp. She said they had it, but she had never used it. She called over the owner, Joe, who confirmed, they had the service, but nobody had asked to use it so far. No worries, they'll run a tab and he'll figure it out. So I sipped for a while finding that the crowd was very friendly and open. Miraculously, the jukebox stayed fresh, a rare balance of a good selection and wise DJs. I met great people hanging out from musicians to professional drinkers and even a 67-year-old cross dresser. My carriage was starting to look eerily like a pumpkin, so I figured it was time to go. I grabbed a sixer for the road and gave Joe my phone. He scanned it with his phone and not a minute later, the app recognized me and my tab was paid ($26.50 - $3 discount = $23.50). Affordable and an impressively simple transaction. Rating: Grumpy's Tavern: 4 Gi-Dee-Ups LevelUp Experience: 5 Gi-Dee-Ups read more

Took my couchsurfing guest from Australia here karaoking on a Tuesday night. I didn't even know there was karaoke close by. They don't have a late kitchen so you will have to order from J & J pizza, who will deliver. And the grumpy tavern folks are kind enough to let you eat there and karaoke as long as you buy drinks (for me that would be soda or non alky). :-) read more

This is South Philly at it's finest. I am sure the locals love this joint. It speaks to the non-pretentious types. And, who doesn't like the name Grumpy's? But for me there was one major hang-up, smokers galore smoking in the bar. I am not a smoker, and it's not like I try to push the no smoking agenda on others. But I don't want to be in a smoke infused location where I have to breathe and smell it. It's just not for me. If you are a smoker, and don't want some upscale snooty type of joint, then this down home lay back spot might be right up your alley. read more

Its your typical south philly dive bar, which I do really love that about it. My only issue with it really was that we ordered Grumpy taters for a quick bite to eat before going out with some friends for a few hours. It took about 30 minutes before we finally got them, so we had them packed up in a to go box so we could eat and walk in order not to be late. The tater tots we loaded and really good, but there is no good reason it takes a half hour to make fried tater tots. I will be going back to this local waterhole but only when I have the time to wait awhile for some food. read more

Staff is friendly and very accommodating. Plenty of seats around the bar and the wall. Was just walking by and stopped in for a bite and catch the phillies game, the game wasn't on the TVs but I asked the bartender and he put the game on. Beers are always cold so your drinks will always be enjoyable. read more

The first time I walked into Grumpy's I was more than intimidated. I moved in literally two doors down and it was already my roommates go-to spot (her having lived there before I). After a few weeks, it was like I had been going there forever. A neighborhood bar at its finest. After a while you'll know everyone by name (and what they will play on the jukebox). Cheap beer, pool table, and they still have a cigarette machine that works! So many good memories here. Great spot to watch the Eagles on Sundays as it doesn't get very crowded for noontime games. Excellent specials when the Phils are on too. And, added bonus if you go on Friday nights. There is a very sexy bouncer by the name of Darryl.....or.....Chocolate Thunder. ;-) read more

The best local dive in south philly...for those who complain, you clearly don't know what a true smoking dive is! It's not a classy spot, and that's the point. Good fried food, cheap booz, and honestly a pretty damn good cheesesteak. read more

Great place to unwind or get hammered. Real South Philly bar with general lack of hipsters..

I love this place!!! It gets better and better. It's clean and friendly(no smoking is definitely a plus). The food is sooooo good (tip: if you like spicy chicken and bacon ask for a Tina). The jukebox is awesome. The overall atmosphere is awesome! Highly recommend if you like low key, local vibes. read more

would love to thank all of you who talked about smoking at Grumpy's. That's the end of that. LCB will hurt hem if they're caught letting us smoke there...you think they don't watch these sites? read more

It`s been a couple of years since i`ve been there but if things havent changed, show up on sunday and my old buddy ralph pung will take care of you. great atmosphere to soak up some beer, play pool, and take in a game read more

Its small and you can smoke inside at night. I have always had a good time here. The bartender Teena - super awesome.