Lol snuck my purchase into my beau's luggage at t.s.a. on our way back to san diego. He thought it was in my bag. Hahahaha!!!! I wonder what they were thinking as his bag went thru the scanning belt. ladies were super nice. Store was classy and not cluttered with excessive amounts of smut. read more

I came in today and had the best experience thanks to a sales associate named D! THANK YOU D! you made my experience here an awesome one by being warm, friendly, non-judgmental, and incredibly informative. read more

Went in here completely overwhelmed by the selection. While staring at the wall full of masturbation sleeves and other toys for about 5 minutes. A friendly voice asked me if I needed any assistance she proceeded to answer all my questions and inform me on the maintenance of different toys. ( Her name was Z sorry if I am spelling that incorrectly ). After that I browsed the shelves on my own and picked out some random lube. When I put it on the counter Z told me that this was not the correct one and brought me back over to the shelf and helped me pick out one that was best suited for my needs without trying to sell me the most expensive one on the shelf. Thank you for making a scary experience into an enjoyable one. P.s. unlock the $20 for $10 deal on yelp because who doesn't love to save a little money read more

Usually a return customer and fan of Good Vibrations, this time was a disappointment. It was clear the worker did not know what they were talking about which is a huge let down considering this franchise is education based. They had a significant number of non working demos which limited the shopping selection. The packaging for a gift kit I bought was open and that was a whole debacle. The worker complained that they would not have looked forward to making another one to sell me. I then presented my discount card and the employee took it and admitted to forgetting to use it on the purchase. I had to remind her. What a disappointing trip for a repeat customer and not a good look for the store. read more

First visited Good Vibes for a field trip in our Sexual Health Program at SFSU. Good Vibes Valencia is huge! It seems like they have way more things in stock and it's spaced out nicely so you can have your one on one conversations with their educated staff if you find yourself feeling 'awkward'. Good vibes does not only sell adult toys, they have goodies for bachelor/ette parties, party/seasonal gifts, and they even offer free sex-ed classes and even bring in guest speakers. I trust Good Vibes for their knowledge, products and awesome customer service! Save your stamp cards and save when you hit 10 stamps! read more

Everyone here was extremely helpful! My wife wanted to get something to help with our "adult time" since she is very petite. The young lady, was extremely helpful in recommending various things to try and help us be more adventurous. read more

A clean well-lit place to buy porn. the staff is super knowledgeable and friendly and their "vibrator museum" is to be commended. read more

This place has been around since I was a kid.....always sex positive and educational without judgement. Glad something like is available. A must stop for all adults interested in healthy sex. read more

The original in San Fran is cool hip amd friendly. This one was dimly lit, no one spoke to me the whole time i was there and some dude was acting creepy. Nope. read more

This is by far the dirtiest review I will probably ever write...so parents, please shut your kids in a room with a Barney dvd and make sure innocent eyes don't see this absolute FILTH... Now, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. It's perfectly normal for one to, uh, "tune up the ol' chassey", if you know what I mean... Hell, I don't even know what that means...but I find that if you put "if you know what I mean" after anything, it's an automatic euphemism for..."bathin' the kitty"...you know..."taking matters into your own hands..." "dunkin' your donut, fluffin' the muff, flickin' the tic-tac, tossin' the tuna salad, exploring the bush, fanning the fur, feeding the furry clam, defrosting the freezer, coming into your own, clam bake for one, butterin' you muffin, filling the pink taco, going to the Batcave, gettin' the last pickle out of the jar, getting the little man in the boat to go fishing, goin' Han Solo, letting your fingers do the walking, makin' waves for the man in the boat, muffin buffin', menage a moi, shuckin' the oyster, rubbin' the nubbin, reading braille, putting the dot in .org"... ...if you know what I mean. In other words, Good Vibrations is a great place to find all the necissary...ahem...manipulatives you may need when you are going to "have sex with someone you love"...if you know wha... ...aw, forget it. read more

(Puts Goldfrapp on to get in the Good Vibrations review writing vibe...oh yes, much better...) I was lounging in the reading area at Good Vibrations flipping through a book, when I noticed a woman, sort of like myself, checking out the dildo section. One of the friendly employees walked up to her, began a conversation, they walked around the store talking, and then the gal checked out and left. I'm going to write out their conversation as I saw it might be by the items they checked out and their facial expressions... Friendly GV Employee: Hello. Can I answer any questions for you? Shopper Gal: Yes actually, what's the deal with dildos? I mean, I have a vibrator but this is all sort of confusing. FGVE: Dildos are good if you and your partner want to use a strap on, and they're also really good for hitting the ***** as well as stimulating the ***** at the same time. SG: (Eyes pop open a little, eyebrows arch) Hmmm...that's interesting, and sounds nice actually. Strap on eh? (Tilts head side-to-side looking out the corner of opposite eye from tilt.) FGVE: Yeah, a strap on is nice for either male or female partner... SG: Mmmhmm...(nose crinkle and eyes look a little skeptical), you know, I think I'm going to stick with the vibrator for now but can you show me anything I can buy to use with my vibrator? FGVE: Do you mean like lubricants? SG: No, I saw some rubber bunny rabbit finger puppet like things over there. What do they do? FGVE: Oh yes, those are great! What type of vibrator do you have? Did you buy it here? SG: Yes I did, it's over here... (Both walk over to vibrator display) SG: This is the one. FGVE: Oh that's a great one for the rubber attachments. (Takes the vibrator in hand over to the small vibrator and accessories area, SG follows with a spring in her step) FGVE: So this here is the *******, it's great. Goes right over the top of the vibrator. It's nice because it stimulates the ******, and the ******. SG: Sounds good to me. I'll take it. (The end.) What I like about Good Vibrations is how the employees talk to you in this nurturing and caring voice. They want you to have good sex, safe sex, satisfying sex, and really just to be satisfied. They're there for you. Tell them what you want, what you like, or what you're curious about, and they'll help you out. Great place for men and women to get their significant other a fun surprise, as well as condoms. GV is also a great place for the single woman to get herself a nice surprise or some condoms...Get your sexy on, go to Good Vibrations. Yeah Good Vibrations! read more

For some reason, i think every insane person in the world got a memo that i am to be approached, and engaged in conversation. I try minding my own business...i even use the headphones excuse, but it doesnt fucking matter. Sometimes i wonder if there is an invisible tattoo on my forehead that only people on Haldol can see. i was pleasantly admiring the wares and springtime accoutrements, when i was approached by a large Goth guy, probably named Jared, who noticed a small package i was carrying. "You should get this instead." Holds out a fine product not even closely related to the one i was carrying. "......" I ignore, KNOWING he is talking to me, but secretly hoping Vlad Von Fried Chicken of Scissorhandsville is talking to his cutter girlfriend. "Seriously my friend. This is the way to go." (Still holding package). I look at him, he has a dagger earring to dragon head earring grin on his pudgy white face. The kind of face that looks like if you stuck a Foxtrot comic to it, the mirror image of the comic would remain on his cheek. "No. Its cool, i think ill get this." I linger a look at him for an additional bonus 3 seconds of deliciously sour silence to make a point. "Youll disappoint her.....or HIM." (He chuckles, as if he got a reference out of a Farscape episode that no one else got.) Now i look back at him and stare at this one tendril of greasy badly dyed black hair and scan over to his beady eyes, behind semi tinted glasses and give him the patented Frederick eyebrow glare. You know, the one that lowers the inside ends to denote an intense, "Ill eat your babies" look. Im not mad he thinks he burned me by thinking i was gay. I could give a rats stinky ass. Come on, i live near the Castro, i resemble half the Bears in the city. I dont care. Im annoyed that he didnt get the additional memo that day that said "Except today. For the love of applesauce, dont bother him today, hes Xmas shopping." Im trying to melt the lenses with my eyes, ive seen this one comic where....He CONTINUES.... "I got his for my lady, and she wouldnt stop going on about it for days. I never thought i would see her again. She even brought it in the shower..." "Ok...." I begin...i am not lowering my eyebrows so far i can taste them, but i cannot, because i am gritting my teeth. So hard in fact, that if i were to whistle, tooth dust would spew out of my mouth like one of those sweet smoking monkey toys. I take it from his hand. I examine it, and flash him the greatest (dusty) tooth smile that would make the Grinch seem jealous. Not because i like the product, but because its my turn to offer him a delightful suggestion. I put up the "Hang on a second, Lou" finger and grab a ball gag and hang it to him. He looks at me. "Seriously?" "Seriously....i dont care about your girlfriend...but i would sure love it." And i WINKED at him, flashing a half a smile with an intensity that only Darren Aronofsky could direct. "Uhhhh....." He stammered. "Seriously." I walked out that night, half enjoying my small victory, half proud of the purchase i made, and all impressed with the great selection of shaky plastic things and other things that could be construed as dick shaped robots. Ill go back next time armed with more cash, and a can of Goth-B-Gone. read more

So i have this "friend". Sometimes she gets lonely. Sometimes she needs a "date" on a Friday night... This place is very similar to Match.com. Sets you up with someone who is "compatible" to your needs. Just a lot less unnecessary talking from your companion. Sometimes however, my "friend" likes her "dates" to be a little on the wild side...and this place is pretty clean and basic and somewhat tame. So maybe on the second or third date...my "friend" might pay a visit to Madam S. Good Vibes...definitely a great first date. read more

As you walk through the front door the Bossa Nova music hits you...and you feel strangely at ease, safe and secure in what seems to be a familiar place...haven't you been here before? It's like deja vu... Ba baba ba baba baba ba, Ba baba ba baba baba ba... Olha que coisa mais linda, Mais cheia de graa. ela a menina que vem e que passa, num doce balano a caminho do mar. Moa do corpo dourado do sol de Ipanema, O seu balanado mais que um poema, a coisa mais linda que eu j vi passar. Ah, por que estou to sozinho? Ah, por que tudo to triste? Ah, a beleza que existe, A beleza que no s minha, Que tambm passa sozinha. Ah, se ela soubesse Que, quando ela passa, O mundo inteirinho se enche de graa E fica mais lindo por causa do amor, Walking into GV lets you know exactly what it would be like if Borders were to branch out and open a Sex Shop... There would be all these tasteful, cute displays of Cock Rings, Butt Plugs and Kitschy Dildos with useful, color coordinated literature stylishly displayed along side. It would be end caps of Gay Porn and Ball Gags accessorized with Kegel-sizers...all of it arranged artfully in a season or holiday appropriate shape. There would be a Condom cafe with a Lube station and a Dental Dam flavour bar. This corporate fucktopia would be staffed with semi-edgy, hip, knowledgeable workers all of whom are stylishly dressed and hand selected for their appropriate political views and body art...and it all would be tied together by a well laid out, and perfectly merchandized interior that featured excellent lighting and the appropriate soundtrack... Muzak for your ballzack... Ba baba ba baba baba ba, Ba baba ba baba baba ba Tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl from Ipanema goes walking And when she passes, each one she passes goes - ah When she walks, she's like a samba that swings so cool and sways so gently That when she passes, each one she passes goes - aah ooh But he watches so sadly, How can he tell her he loves her, Yes he would give his heart gladly, but instead when she walks to the sea, she looks straight ahead not at him, Tall, and tan, and young, and lovely, the girl from Ipanema goes walking And when she passes, he smiles - but she doesn't see You'd join the GV equivalent of the Borders Rewards program --- The Frequent Fuckers Club or whatever it is called and then make your purchases and get your card stamped...With your logo bag in hand, GV logo brazenly on display for all to see...you'd hit the mean streets humming The Girl from Ipanema to yourself, safe and secure...knowing that you've just made a purchase you KNOW you are going to ENJOY and all is right in the world cause you remembered the Lube... Ba baba ba baba baba ba, Ba baba ba baba baba ba 5 Stars for being able to buy your favorite kink without feeling like you need to take a shower and sterilize after leaving the shop... Oh and don't forget the batteries... read more

Before I start this review, lemme just tell you, I am a good girl, okay? I dress modestly, I don't sleep around, I've only kissed one dude in my life, and I certainly don't go to sex shops in broad daylight. Which explains why I went to Good Vibrations after the sun set. Yeah, there's a difference. My dear friend, Kerrie, a.k.a. the closet pervert, gave me a gift certificate for Good Vibrations for my birthday. So we went to the valencia store. I was surprised to see the store to be very well-lit and clean. Not skeevy at all. I almost blushed when I walked in, but quickly turned into my old perverted self and browsed around with a skeevy smile on my face. The store isn't very big, but it houses a wide variety of vibrators, condoms, straps, cuffs, swings, straight toys, gay toys, lesbian toys, you name it, they've got it. Some were a bit too ... um.. weird? Trendy? The kinds that I actually have to read the instruction manual to use. Like this "Pinky Pleasure" http://www.goodvibes.com/Item--i-1-2-AK-0602--m-42 The package says it attaches to the labia, but I tested it on my pinky finger and it hurt! Try attaching a binder clip to your finger, it's just like that. No way I'm gonna clip that pink creature on my "lips". Yikes. Another unique product that caught my eyes is the "Make your own dildo kit" which comes in 2 colors. Huh? Colors? Yeah, chocolate and vanilla, said the employee. Nothing in between, huh? Like filipino color, for example? Then there's a dildo the size of my fist. Serious. I can't even get my fingers wrapped around it. Isn't that like giving birth? And how come it only comes in chocolate? Hm? Anyway, it was quite an adventure, for me, at least. I wonder if anybody thought Kerrie and I were a lesbian couple? What? You wanna know what I got? Sorry, I can't tell you until after Valentines day ;) I may amend this review later. Censored, of course. ============ Post V-day ============ You wish to know what I got? Too bad, because I'm not telling. Ha! Well, actually, because of various reasons, we ended up not doing anything... [sad face]. Maybe I can save it for next year {- cheapskate! read more

I am what one would call a "sex positive" person. Meaning that I'm way easy to over-stimulate (pun intended) and that I think about sex more often than most men do during the course of the day. I am also rather blase about most topics concerning or surrounding sex... I talk about it pretty openly and it's not uncommon for me to refer to all sorts of things in the course of conversation with my friends that might cause some people to take pause and say, "Kate are you and your friend really seriously debating the merits of different sizes of strap-ons on Muni?" Yes, yes we are. What the fuck (pun intended,) people? Sex is a natural thing and is meant to be enjoyed and we live in the most liberal city in the United States and why hide? Anyhow, today Mama wanted to go buy some new toys... so she dragged her friends to GV for a little shopping trip. Two friends who are basically at different ends of the sex spectrum from each other... One being pretty vanilla and one being even further left of center than I am. Strangely, it freaked me out a little bit to have my gal pals at my side while picking out a new vibe... but, they wandered off to peruse harnesses and other such toys while I did my serious shopping. I love love love LOVE Good Vibrations. It is a wonderfully healthy place that really is such a great example of why I love San Francisco... 'Scuse me, I have a date with myself now. ;P (I know, TMI, suffer!) read more

Ok I am going to go way out of my comfort zone and write a review for Good Vibrations. Only girls here reading this? Good! I will just pretend you are my besties and tell you like it is: I had heard about this store and looked it up on Yelp. They even have Yelp deals so all of a sudden I was committed. I was going in to buy my first sex toy (blush). I went in with a girlfriend and she seemed a little overwhelmed. All of a sudden I felt so worldly. We held each other's hands and we decided we would be open minded and not shy about asking questions. At this store that is no problem whatsoever. The girl who helped us was so wonderfull and talked so matter-of-factly that we felt like we were looking at sweaters instead of a wall of penises. The store is so super clean and after a few minutes we both felt comfortable. I looked and looked, tried many of the vibrators...NO, not THAT way, just kind of let them tickle the palm of my hand a little bit. Kind of had to shut my eyes a few times and do some imagining. I went back and forth, weighed the pros and cons. Hey, picking one of these things isn't easy. Maybe it is because of what it does, what it sees, where it goes. But after a ton of careful deliberation I made my decision. I named him Lance. He is shiny and very modern. He is musical!! I just choose my favorite tunes on the iPod and he catches the beat. Does all of the work! Oh and did you know that there is special sex-toy cleaner? Neither did I!! My friend, now a sex-shop veteran did some shopping too, she went a little more conventional. read more

Equipment sold in Good Vibrations is top of the line, quality stuff, I'm telling you..If I rated this store on every item I've ever bought including their candles and smooth intimate shave creme, it would get 5 stars, hands down, across the board! Unfortunately I cannot say the same about the employees that work behind the counter.. Me: "Does this Je Joue Fifi come with the rechargeable cord?" (all smiles... I love the Mimi-- this is the Fifi thing and it looks like a complex version of it..and...I'm excited) Courtney: Rolls her eyes, looks at me briefly... "Um, Yes" Looks away.. Me: "I bought this amazing shaving product from you guys.. Um.. can't remember the name... hmmm.. ??" I'm smiling.. I love GV! Courtney: Rolls her eyes, looks at me like I'm stupid..."We don't carry anything like that!" Me: "Oh yeah.. It's shaving liquid, with cucumber, it's great stuff... You DO sell it.. I bought it from Good Vibrations, I know I did..." Courtney: coworkers walk in...she greets them with big smiles, "Hi you guys!:-) :-)" ... Looks back at me with a frown-- "if we ever had anything like that, it would be over here.. " as she finally points me in the right direction. As I'm being rung up, I get no eye contact.. no smiles, nothing.. more of her friends walk in, big smiles.. "Oh hello, how are you guys!!" Looks at me.. lets me know my total.. and it was a little more than I expected with my $20 off card... I sadly look at her... hmmm $139? Think I will just go with the Mimi for now... :-( it's $89)... She looks utterly annoyed by me.. Goes and grabs it and rings me up. As much fun as it is to shop in Good Vibrations.. Courtney pretty much was a GV buzzkill. Why did she start working there anyway? Didn't seem like she wanted to help anybody or even seem thrilled about having to talk to anyone other then her coworkers... I will return for the products alone... maybe to another location?? or simply just steer away from any employees at this one with nasty attitudes, the next time around.. read more

DISCLAIMER: I have spent a lot of time in adult/kink/fetish/toy stores, and so my claims about prices are backed up with actual experience, not invented. I know that some people consider GV sacred, and might see offering less than 5 stars to be an attack...I don't mean it as such, and honestly hope that the new Good Vibes corporate management reads my review and considers it constructive criticism from a long-time, loyal customer who STILL goes there for most of her adult purchases. THE STORY: When I first moved to the Bay Area, this was my favorite store: it was liberating, women-owned-and-run, and the vibe was so comfortable I couldn't resist! The prices were very reasonable, the selection thorough, and they made a point of not carrying adult novelties, something that plagues other adult stores (you know what I'm talking about: penis candles, boob pasta, etc.). In fact, I used to make a pilgramage there every several Sundays with my partner and a good male friend! But times have changed...now Margaret Cho hawks their products, and political correctness runs rampant! While I love that this store exists, here are the things that have changed that I'm NOT fond of: 1. Good Vibrations is no longer a female worker-owned cooperative. It's now corporate: don't believe me? Read it and weep on their website. 2. The prices have shot up: I can now find some of the same toys for a few bucks less at Big Al's on North Beach, and definitely for much less online. I realize again that GV is trying to appeal to the mainstream, but remind me again why I should pay $26 for the GV riding crop when I can get a better one at Leather Etc. in SoMa for $14, or a similar novelty at Torrid at the Stonestown Mall around Halloween for $15?!! While I'd love to support Good Vibes, as they are no longer a worker-owned coop, I'm less inclined to feel like it's imperative to keep buying products there for more money than other places, especially since... 3. They now sell adult novelties. This dismays me most of all. 4. The store is a lot more hetero-focused than it used to be. For those of us who are queer and used to value this as a queer-friendly space, it might feel...awkward. 5. No longer are you given your goods in a "plain unmarked" brown paper bag. Now, the bags your items come in are emblazoned with the Good Vibes logo. That's great if you're comfortable buying sex toys and having the whole world know it, but for those of us who don't want to be sexually harrassed en route to our cars or public transportation in that area of the Mission because we're carrying a bag that might as well be a scarlet letter announcing, "SEX TOYS HERE!", it's definitely less than desireable, even unsafe. And since the Mission tends to be ground zero for sexual harrassment of females in San Francisco in general, I'd say that the Good Vibes claim of being "female-centric" no longer really applies using this as evidence. 6. The store is overall a lot sparser and vanilla, a lot more mainstream and white-washed. I get that the GV strategy these days might be to be sterile and mainstream to stay afloat and hopefully someday expand to a mall near you, but I miss the days when there was an entire wall devoted to strap-on harnesses, leather floggers, and kink/play items that went beyond faux-fur-lined handcuffs and bachelorette party novelties! No longer is GV a one-stop-shop...these days, if you're kinky, you'll get more of your needs met, and probably at a cheaper price at the Stormy Leather store in SoMa (I can't believe I just wrote that, but sadly, it's true!). 7. The people who used to work at GV were alternative and more approachable. Now they just seem clean cut and chipper...gone are the tat's, piercings, crazy hairdo's and outfits, or at least they're covered up and/or seriously toned down. 8. If you're going to carry cute thongs, carry plus-sizes, da*nit! This is 2007!! Okay, in all fairness GV serves a purpose and does offer some really fabulous things, too, so I should list those in the interest of being even-handed with my reviewing: The Pro's: 1. A FULLY WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE store with fixtures moved far enough apart to accomodate even the biggest scooter or powerchair. 2. A clean, safe, lurker-free environment for sex toy shopping. 3. Events and parties that seriously kick butt!!! 4. Real dyke pr0n. Not just the long fingernail fluffy teased blonde hairdo kind, but also the gritty Pink'n'White Productions kind, which is a breast of fresh air...erm, breath! 5. A reading corner with a thorough selection of kink/fetish/self-help books and a large comfy bench to sit down on while browsing. 6. Courteous service. Overall, I'm glad that Good Vibrations exists and that it isn't sleezy, smarmy, LGBT-ignorant or male-dominated the way other adult stores often feel...I guess I just miss the old Good Vibes!!! read more

"Beware the creepy pair of dudes checking out the lube", my mind whispered to me. Why are they wearing backpacks? Why are they discussing the fare like book club members talking about the protagonists of a novel? And--who on earth looks at sex toys with their friends? The answer and moment of painful insight: them... and me. On a walk through the Mission District, my friends and I stumbled upon GV. To be more accurate, I stumbled upon it, but my friend was suspiciously nonchalant about it's serendipitous appearance during our walk. So what do you do when you're finished breakfast and you have some time to kill before a tour of a vodka factory (see upcoming review)-- why, you check out dildos. As a matter of full-disclosure, I should say that: a) I've only been to one or two other emporiums of this nature, and b) that while it was an excellent experience, I did not purchase any wares. In response to item A, I will say that this store is far and beyond the best that I've experienced as it lacks both a seedy vibe, unimpressive or sketchy stock, and a generally male-centric or novelty sensibilities. In response to item B, this is not because nothing there looked intriguing, useful, or impulse buy-worthy. Rather, it is one thing to browse Rabbits with your friends, and quite another to say: "Here, this is the one I want. Let me buy it and now you can both forever picture me using this". Perhaps I draw the line when others might consider such distinctions trivial; I can concede to this. The single thing about this store that impressed me the most were the staff. While I didn't ask them for advice, a young female shopper did and as I eavesdropped on their conversation I was impressed with the professionalism and deftness that the employee exhibited as they went over the merits of various shapes and sizes of plastic phalluses. While it had never occurred to me that customers should be able to have the same information and customer service available at sex stores as they do at, say, the Nordstroms' make-up counter, this does strike me as important, nay, necessary! Good Vibrations, I salute you! Five sassy stars. read more

I get KRS-One in my head whenever I see GV. The J the I the M the M The Y the J the I the M It's Jimmy! Here is a message to the Super Hoes Just keep in mind when Jimmy grows It grows and grows and grows so let it But keep in mind about the epidemic When Jimmy releases boy it pleases But what do you do about all these diseases? Jimmy is Jimmy no matter what So take care of Jimmy cos you know what's up Cos now in winter AIDS attacks So run out and get your Jimmy Hats It costs so little for a pack of three They're Jimmy Hats for the winter attack Good for a present, great for lovers Demonstrated by The Jungle Brothers Protect your Jimmy and keep it fresh So, remember you're never too old (Jimmy is wearin' a hat) Remember you're never too bold (Jimmy is wearin' a hat) Do me a favour, wear your hat So Jimmy...will have the opportunity to come back Good Vibrations - home of a better Jimmy. read more

Like a fat kid in a vibrating candy store. Wait. What? read more

This place has contraptions with so many bells and whistles you'll think you just had an orgy... with a pack of Duracells! Also, they offer many models that take take AA batteries - much less conspicuous than those aptly-sized C's ("Yes, Mr. Corner Store Clerk, I do wear out my flashlight batteries frequently; funny of you to notice..."). Sales lady made sure to tell me on the way out that I should keep my receipt because I can "return the device within 30 days if it's defective". You know, if it doesn't "work". Here's my only gripe. Good Vibes used to wrap up your purchase in a plain brown bag (not unlike a 40, and just as necessary). But now they send you home carrying a vivid orange and blue bag which *proudly* displays their name. Awesome. Just what I want to be carrying through that shady part of Valencia at dusk. "Hello greasy boys outside Casanova! Thanks for the offer but I can handle this one myself!" read more

I would definitely attribute the success of said venue to the liberation of the conservative female sexuality. And there are few things worth seeing other than a truly sexually liberated female. WOOT! Anyways...used to go here when I lived up there.....and it's a lot nicer and more civil looking than the other "vendors" I used to go to. at least I no longer have to hide when I leave the adult store anymore...bowing my head in shame or what not. I guess my proud bearing leaving this store is in fact due to it looking like a bible store...or maybe a kinkier sharper image/brookstone type of store. On a side note .... as clean as it is... I didn't quite feel comfortable...it was too clean...it wasn't dirty enough. I don't know if that makes sense....but hopefully someone can identify with that remark. I mean.....if i'm going to buy some THANGS....i want it to fit the environment that I'm shopping in....not quite like the cesspools that most paraphernalia can be bought from but.....I dunno the wood floors and white walls throw me off. I expected to find Gap stuff being sold there instead of pocket rockets. But I figure...if she likes it....then all the better. ;D read more

My friend and I were walking around Valencia and decided to check this place out. It doesnt even look like a sex shop from the outside (even with the doors open)! When we walked in, it looked super clean and sterile, and welcoming. It didnt feel like i had to wear shades and a trenchcoat to walk in, like this place in Vegas, where it looked all doom and gloom. My friend and I soon felt comfortable walking around the place and looking around. This place has a lot of open spaces with a display in the middle showing their newest and most expensive toy models. Along the wall, it had lots of different vibrators that you can choose from. You can play with them and test how they feel in your palm! I didnt know how to turn one off and one of the ladies who worked at the store came over and was very helpful and didnt make me feel embarrassed as she told me how to turn off most vibrators. They have this vibrator tongue ring that my friend thought was super interesting too! On the right section of the store, they have sections for games, lube, body oil...etc, bachelorette party packages, strap-ons, harnesses, plugs, fleshlights and dildos. Youre not allowed to take pictures... If youre really really really into 50 shades of Grey, they have the tie, the whip, and whatever else that was used in the book on sale! When we asked the lady about the different vibrators, she was very knowledgeable, saying the more squishy flexible ones needed condoms to use, whereas the harder silicone ones you did not. downside is some of the products are a little on the pricier side.... so if you want to buy something, you should def purchase the yelp or groupon deal! Otherwise, this is a great shop. read more

To file under "TMI:" Had the best Friday night in a long time because of GV. That is all. read more

FUC me! (Okay, it has probably been done before, and not very original, but I told you I was more useful than funny). Okay, I am cheating just a wee bit. Good Vibes probably deserves only 4 (and a half) stars, but I cannot bring myself to give anything but 5 stars to an awesomely sex-positive, friendly, inviting, and all-around fan-fuckin'-tabulous business. This is the perfect place if you need fun favors for a bachelorette/bachelor party... or slumber party! Ooooooh, yeah! But most importantly, It is also your go-to palace (not a spelling error) for harnesses (call it a strap-on if ya want ,girl!), cock rings, lubes (Don't forget the lube! And make it water based if you are using a latex condom, mmmmkay?!), dildos, vibrators, finger cots (google it), hot porn, good books, beads, and more! Don't be afraid to ask for help...thats what they are there for, and they know their stuff. Minus a half a star 'cause the supply seems really low lately but I know you are going though tough times GV! I forgive you! Now, pass the lube! And the harness. And the pocket vibrator...and... read more

i was here with a friend, who was buying something for their friend. The staff here was very helpful when my friend asked questions about some of their... ummm... devices. It felt like they were trying to sell my friend a cell phone and not a device when they were pushing all the buttons and stuff. They made something awkward really professional and comfortable, oh, for my friend. In the end, my friend got some ummmm... stuff here and I heard that my friend's special friend really... hmmm... enjoyed it! read more

Whether it's time to spice up the marriage or simply satisfy your own needs/wants/desires make sure to take a look at the items selling within Good Vibrations. It's your one-stop-sex-shoppe to fulfill all your fantasies. This store obviously leads a bit more towards the feminine side but Men, don't be scared off. Step inside and the knowledgeable staff is there to make you feel comfortable and "at home". Just ask questions and they'll have answers. read more

Walking by reminded me of a very good dream I had. So we had to go in and take a look. Plus they have Yelp People Love Us sticker. Its a great store, well lite, clean, and organized. They showed some old vibration devices in the display case. Some of them, I would not use. It didn't look for good vibrations. This store has a little of everything and its great that you an pick up the items and take it look or a feel. Plus they have Sam's favorite from Sex and the City. It was fun looking at all the items they had. read more

Praise Jesus - GV has moved all their stupid novelty items to the back of the store. I understand they were trying to apeal to the housewives/more conservative set who come to La Mision on the weekends and want to be naughty but I think the original merch speaks for itself - you don't need boob shaped pasta or penis shaped lollipops to make healthy sexuality more accessible. Absolutely fantastic staff, a GREAT selection of condoms (so the boys have no excuse not to wear one, there's one for every kind of male in here), and a very nice selection of sex related books. You can even rent movies here (check out the GV guide to adult videos if you're unsure). My favorite thing about GV is that they have something for everyone from the most experienced sexual connosieur that you know to the girl getting her very first vibrator. Aww. read more

Came in to pick something fun up and everything and everyone else in the store was more important then assisting me. I waited long enough to see the staff choose to help other patrons (I asked for some help with selecting what I wanted) before choosing to leave with only a negative experience. Get your stuff together! I'm a fun customer! read more

This has got to be the most wholesome adult store ever... Err... I mean, they're not sleazy, like some other shops I've wandered into. Plus, the people that work there are super friendly and extremely helpful. They really know the products they sell, and they're really glad when they can spread the word about their favorites. =) Oh, and they've got some really cool high-end stuff there, too. Really interesting. Maybe one day, I'll feel really daring and I'll splurge on that cool-lookin' ceramic thing... or maybe that curvy wooden one? Hahaha... Whatever, they all look fun. read more

Gosh, I just felt so weird being inside here. No pun intended.. To ease my nerves, I just had to play with all the toys they had. Like the giant monster dildos that and strap-ons.. and flinging your hips up and down.... and the rotating tipped vibrators... and.. skinny finger shaped toys (wtf??) and hm condoms.. do lesbians really need condoms anyway, gosh. Don't message me with the safe sex ed. I know. Anyway goshhh so many options... All the lube you can dream of if you have problems with your own self-lubie. I was really intimidated with the anal beads and the double sided dildos. They're so0o0o00o massive. Staff is so mature, way more mature than we would ever be. I really have to give kudos to them for answering and keeping a straight and serious face when asking where are all the possible places this *holds up* toy can go into. read more

Before I begin, let me just say I sort of regret telling my mother about my Yelp addiction. She doesn't need to know how much I love Good Vibes. Then again, I doubt she'll ever read this. I love her to death, but she can hardly turn on her laptop without calling it "stupid"....only because she can't find the on/off button. Mom, if you are reading this, I love you and don't let your New England Country Clubbin' friends make you think I'm a slut for writing this review. I'm married, okay? Now, onto Good Vibes... This place is like Angel Island. Why, you ask? Well, both places (among others) remind me of how lucky I am to live in San Francisco! Keep in mind that I moved here from Hartford, CT. Land of creepy sex shops in dark alleys near creepier strip joints. Don't ask me how I know that. I just do. Good Vibes has something for everyone. It's not just about "vibrations." You'll find books, videos, condoms, games (not of the Chutes and Ladders variety, okay?), candles, lotions, non-vibrating toys for guys and gals, a million varieties of lube...you name it....they've got it. There is just nothing creepy about it. It's a totally happy, friendly, clean place that encourages healthy sexuality and curiosity. It's also one of the best places in the city for people-watching. 5+ stars for their pleasure parties. I hosted one about 2 years ago and it was one of the best nights ever. Two educators showed up with cases full of goodies. They set up shop in my living room and started off with a brief overview of the female anatomy. The best was when they held up this velvety vulva pillow and I said, "Wow, that is the most plush vagina I've ever seen." They quickly reminded me that it was a vulva, NOT a vagina. Doh!!! I was in nursing school at the time and now I'm a maternity nurse....what the hell was I thinking??? Anyways, I appreciated their accuracy. The party was a huge success. Most of the ladies there were nursing students. It was that night that I realized how much nurses like to get their freak on! Those horny girls spent over $1200 collectively and I was rewarded with a $50 gift certificate. read more

SMART I mean, honestly, an establishment that serves the safer needs of our denizens of SF, not to mention the friendly beckoning through the frosted windows allowing for privacy and dignity (although, I could care less and have more fun checking out stuff at Rock Hard, MUCH more fun and the guys there make my visits a fun outing) I took my good childhood friend here since she had never been and it was kind of funny seeing her "ooh" and "aaah" over little things of battery operation and vivid imagination. Oh, and those wires? Just tuck them behind that finger. That's right, you got it, girl. Books, tapes, dvds...all forms of education very important. The staff are extremely knowledgeable, all the way to the kinds of protection available, which I find extremely important, given the day and age of health importance, not to mention personal inclinations. Not to mention that we live this life once and who wants to waste it away over something that could have been prevented? read more

I love most of these Good Vibrations but the other night I stopped by with a friend 15 minutes before closing to get some much needed supplies for the night, and to my surprise the store was closed! We knocked since the lights were on and two women opened up saying they were closed. When we pointed out that there was still (at this point in time) 10 min left they reluctantly let us in. While my friend was purchasing goodies I decided on an impulse buy trying to figure out between sizes as they pushed me out the door. So rude! Now I'm stuck with something that is way too big and when I tried to bring it up today when I was in the area the same girl just smirked at me and shrugged and said "sorry". read more

Good Vibes gets three stars from me just because it's Good Vibes. I know people who bought their first sex toy there, who may never have bought one if they had to go to a regular sex shop. It was also the first sex shop I ever went into (the one on Polk, not this one). It has its place. It's great for the timid, and the beginner. It's also not necessarily the best place to BUY a high-end toy (I've generally found them to be overpriced there) but it IS the best place to actually hold one and see how you like it before you buy it somewhere else. It also has the best selection (and by "selection" I mean the crappy stuff's been mostly weeded out) of lube of any sex shop I've ever been in. That said, I think I've outgrown Good Vibes. For someone who's already comfortable with their sexuality, and especially for someone who's really into the fun, adventurous side of sex, GV is just not the right place. And I have a feeling they've gotten even more whitewashed and more corporate recently. I see a lot less tattooed pierced chicks with crazy hair working there, and a lot more middle-aged women wearing Gap crewnecks in their place. Perhaps even more notably, the last time the boyfriend and I were in there, we were playing with the ONE flogger they had for sale in the whole store, obviously just trying it out, not doing anything sexual, and we were asked to stop because "we don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable." That should be their new slogan. Good Vibes: We don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable. read more

Dear Good Vibrations: two of the vibrators you sold me have broken within a month of owning them. I could review my sex drive, which would easily get all five stars, but I think I have to review you. That out of the way, because there is no sense reviewing on an angry hang-up, good vibrations is your run-of-the-mill, somewhat over-priced, sex shop. Unlike other places, and I attribute this to San Francisco's need to accept all things sexy, Good Vibes adequately makes one feel clean about all the dirty fun they want to be having once that ding from the register allows him or her to exit across clean carpeting past their "somewhat educated on all things sex" employees. What I mean to say is that it's not as shady as the tinted windows, video viewing booths, and men with uneasy glances that I have come to associate with my eighteen year old self experiencing her first time buying something from a sex shop. Now, this might just be me, but I would love to buy a strap-on from someone who has actually worn one. And, more than that, I'd really love to get a suggestion about lube from someone who hasn't just glossed their fingertips from sample bottles. SF is infamous for its male focus, and I can blush away my complete initial and naive hope that GV would offer up some female fun times by admitting that the vibe (ha, pun!) is much more female friendly than other places I have been. So, yes, this place is just "A-Ok." It's A-ok that I can get my penis shaped pasta and anal beads in the same location, because what else says Saturday night except such items...even better that I walk right out on Valencia, where all the hipsters and queers are squirming with over-priced, vintage frenzy as they meander towards happy hours. Actually, I am fairly sure that GV could remind me of SF in the same sense that the smell of used books takes me back to upstate NY. Let me make a quick point list: 1. If you are vanilla at heart, and experience, Good Vibes will delight and thrill your bits. 2. If you want any advice on products, experience, or answers to other questions than I suggest you set some advanced search options and wade your way through google. 3. Part A: Go to GV and realize that sex can be enhanced. Part B: Go to Mr. S and realize that sex can be REALLY enhanced. Part C: Go to the thrift store/party store/online outlet and get all items for a better price, with sweet reviews and tips. 4. More female-friendly than most places. I've even witnessed the employees be trans-friendly, which is a definite bonus in my book. 5. Try their different products and review them for me so that I can stop associating this place with the Beach Boys and the first time I hurt myself on a nipple clamp. Happy toy shopping, fellow lovers of San Francisco's sex scene! read more

Having never been to another sex shop in my whole life (unless you wanna count Spencer's), I don't have anything to compare this to but the Internet. This place is definitely designed not to scare away your average woman. I can't think of any place where I would be more comfortable chasing my husband around with a vibrating cock ring. The salespeople are WAY knowledgeable, approachable, and helpful. I was eavesdropping while the saleswoman helped another girl out and I was really impressed. They also have a nice collection of antiques in display cases around the store that are fun to look at. The book section is ok. I felt a little weird that they didn't have books on polyamory or swinging, but they had a whole wall of BDSM. Either I have entered into a weirder than weird lifestyle, or it just doesn't have a big market. I choose to believe the latter. read more