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    Funky Winker Beans

    3.5 (43 reviews)
    InexpensiveMusic Venues, Karaoke
    Wed 2:00 pm - 2:00 am (Next day)
    Thu 2:00 pm - 2:00 am (Next day)

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    Brenda K.

    I was here with my co-workers around midnight (on Nov 25th) as my S wanted to have friday night out. I was told FWB is a live Karaoke bar so I saw people singing and drinking (some were dancing). Not that I've never been to Karaoke, but I wasn't too familar with being at a Karaoke bar, and I was like why not. Noise level was high. It felt like being in a club, but it was more like a noisy pub where I had to scream in someone's ear. Security was quite helpful. I forgot what his name was, and he helped me getting through wifi when I asked him. The one under FWB didn't work well, however Shaw wifi worked fine. I bought myself a Lonetree cider for $6, and I found the pricing to be average in my personal opinion. The cheapest drink would be Budwiser for $3.50 during the Happy Hour. I thought it was seeing people actually interacting with others. My friend M even got to talk to other customers too. I enjoyed hanging out with my co-workers ; even though I already passed my bed time at the moment. I noticed the queues for the Karaoke could be long. Make sure you look at the list and write the name of the song before giving the paper to DJ. I found the washroom to dirty and it was too dark inside. Tl; Dr friendly helpful staff (security guy was nice!), Happy Hour is available, slow wifi (Shaw one worked!) , cool artworks and great hangout place. Don't forget your CASH!

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    Edward L.

    Wow, they weren't kidding when they say this place is a ghetto-dive bar. I've been to ghetto places such as the Cambie and enjoyed it immensely, but to be honest, this one's a bit too ghetto for my liking. Sure it's on the Downtown Eastside. Sure the inside is beaten up. But wow, the interior smells like moldy dust. Fortunately one's nose goes numb after a few minutes. The interior does have some neat artwork. There's some graffiti on some of the walls that actually pretty well done. On the other side are some paintings of titties and other naked females. The bar area itself is quite large. As I had heard that the tap piping here is on the dirty side, I didn't venture too close. Really didn't want to know. At the back is a raised stage with DJ table, and a small dance floor. The waitress asked us if we wanted to do Karaoke. Considering the place was filled with some really creepy looking guys (I wanted to take a picture but didn't want to get stabbed with a syringe), we politely declined. In the background they kept playing the same 5 or so Rage Against the Machine songs. They looped this. Oh, then they also played a hard rock version of Billy Joel's Uptown Girl in between the RATM loopings. Today (Wednesday) the special was $3 Cariboo pints (several types available). These are the real deal. No skimping on the volume here. They also had $9 pitchers as part of the same promotion. I had the lager. It actually wasn't bad. As the place really stunk, I dared not venture into the washroom. Maybe some other fellow Yelper can take one for the team. This may not be the place to go for a hot date.

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    The Ventura Room - Sticky Thai chicken and yam fries

    The Ventura Room

    4.2(19 reviews)
    0.6 kmDowntown

    Staying downtown and attending Les Misérables we decided to try something different than we…read morenormally do and we discovered The Ventura Room. We got there quite early into service so not a lot of people in the place. The ceiling is low, it's kind of dark, but somehow it works. It feels maybe more intimate, which was right up our alley. We wanted some nibbles, not a full blown meal lest we fall asleep during the performance. Happy hour was still on so we ordered the dill pickle chips and the burger sliders combo. Both were excellent! The chips were spot on definitely dill pickley, nicely cooked and crispy. The sliders were really great as well, not too small like many we've had lately and you could really taste the beef. Our martinis were also great although a little more juice in the "dirty" side of the equation and perhaps an olive without a pit. We also ordered the BLT with mixed greens, which we probably didn't need but Les Mis is almost three hours long. The service was also great, waters topped up regularly and the servers interactive and interesting. We would absolutely come back to Ventura again. Oh and Les Misérables was outstanding!

    First time trying this place out this week. I've walked past it a few times and was curious about…read moreit. Very casual at the time that I went with lots of tables (high top or standard). I had the sticky Thai chicken and yam fries. The portions were actually pretty decent and very filling for what you get. Plus the prices are decent as well.

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    Ironwork Studio Productions - Our Event Space

    Ironwork Studio Productions

    4.5(2 reviews)
    0.6 kmDowntown Eastside

    Ironworks is a really lovely venue for music, art, and events…read more The network of rooms, halls, and galleries combine to a moldable space. We attended a wedding here and the set-up worked perfectly. The gallery space, with its stage, was great for dancing and the rowdies. The other halls housed the food, cake, and more subdued folks. Ironworks is run by Astrid Sars who was a very welcoming host. The bar served cheap drinks and the bar staff were friendly and good-natured. All around a great venue to keep in mind for when you want to celebrate.

    I came here on the weekend for the VALT (Vancouver Alternative) Fashion Weekend, it was the first…read moretime I had even heard of this venue, so I was pretty stoked to check it out. The place is located down in gastown just on the cusp of the crust, meaning its just inbetween where the crackies meet the Vancouver nitelife, or if you're better with landmarks, kitty corner from the Number 5 Orange. Inside there are lots of old remains of ironworks bringing you industrial steampunk realness, and separate rooms to mingle and drink. Well, at this event there was a beer and wine selection so drink we did! A small glass of red went for $5 which is pretty decent, and they had a table of Geek Sweet Cupcakes for sale as well. YUM! The fashion show was fierce and they had some bands in between which were so-so. What I liked about this space was that there was space for a live band to play with a small stage, and there was also space for a runway (I'm not sure if that was brought in from somewhere else or something the venue rents) but it was pretty cool to have both, plus a separate room with a small bar set up, and a backstage area. What I'm sayin' is that this room is pretty diverse, and there's a lot you can do with it and I like that.

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    The Cobalt

    The Cobalt

    3.7(37 reviews)
    0.7 kmStrathcona, Downtown
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    We took Friday night to step out of our age and revisit our youth!…read more Jmac, Stevie and my brother bought tickets to see the seminal Vancouver rock band Japandroids at the Cobalt. It was everything that i've become shitty at lately. Including staying up late, lining up, dealing with crowds and waiting for a drink. We started early in the hope they would have as well. I dont know how we did it. It seemed like such a struggle coordinating cabs to arrive before an unspecified time at a complete shit hole that seemed to have no concern that we were thirsty and unacustomed to having to fight our way through a bar line up that seemed oblivious to our ability to tip our way through this. Johns first rye and ginger arrived as a red bull and rye . The pretty thing at the bar was unimpressed with our ability to buy service and looked in disgust when John complained, threatening to take his businness and his tye dye Tshirt out of there and back to Browns!! It began to get even hotter and the crowd swelled beyond the legal limits of capacity. I thought, why didnt we bring a fireman? I switched to canned beer out of frustration. Cheap, cold and less of a line up. I felt young. My power wained even further. I went outside to cool down . When I rentered my glasses immediately fogged up to the point of blindness. I scratched my hands across the table looking for the beer I thought i had left there only to find my self running my fingers through a hipsters beard. As I screamed my apology through the ear splitting cacophony of a to near speaker , my glasses cleared long enough to see him wipe my spittle from his forehead and hear his girlfriend ask me if I needed to call someone. At this point I was unsure if I was having an anxiety attack or a stroke or both . I leaned back and pushed my self into the hipsters bench without invitation. Surely i was leaving on a gurney regardless. As the crowd looked at me with no concern whatsoever I became mildly at peace and gave in. And it happened. I cooled down for no acceptable scientific reason. my blood slowed, my vision cleared. I stopped sweating and the overwhelming sense of doom associated with a full on panic attack stopped for no reason other than the ativan i couldnt push under my tongue became nothing other than a belief in its psychosomatic effectiveness. I stared across the crowd and 200 hipsters were singing " its raining in Vancouver and I dont give a fuck, Cause im alone with you tonight" Screaming the lyrics to a song. I wanted to take a picture but I noticed no one else was. It was beautiful . They were singing along. Joyfully. Im not young enough to do this anymore but i still undertand why I did.... And if you need any particulars of the actual space . Yeah, Ayla's sums it up nicely.

    This skuzzy death metal bar used to be a strip club back in the day, and the mounted pedestals with…read moreshower nozzles are still located throughout the room, adding an authentic trashy vibe to the already filthy ambiance. The Cobalt is the lowest common denominator of bars in Vancouver, but it manages to take a certain pride in the dilapidated scenario. Typically full of punkish-goth kids, it serves extremely cheap beer and highballs, has ample seating and room for mosh pits, and comes off as unpretentious, in a "too good for good" sort of way. Many loud bands are given their first opportunity here, and many of the better ones return after achieving success for nostalgia's sake. Things can get out of hand, as conventional wisdom tends to get left behind in coat check, and obnoxious teenage drunks start doing whatever they want. I've even seen a band shoot whiskey filled super soakers out into the audience. This is actually the only place I ever did cocaine, taking it for the only time on one of the musty old cars parked out back. I had always envisioned doing blow with nice clothes, beautiful women, a mirror, and a rolled up hundred dollar bill, but the Cobalt was so exactly opposite that it seemed perfect.

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