I'm a strange dude, I'll be the first to admit to that. I've never been one to like anything that…read moredraws attention from the masses. I never watched Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones because every last loser on earth was all about it. The Beatles fucking suck and Bruce Springsteen can go shit in his hat. Pumpkin spice is for pumpkin pie and that's it, no matter what these dizzy suburban women say. So the decision to visit Johnny Longhots today was based entirely on poor reviews. The guy who ordered a sandwich to the hospital and found a cheesesteak to be "greasy" deserves to contract MRSA during his stay. The dope who complained his fries were soggy ordered his shit off Door Dash. He's lucky the driver didn't eat all of his fries. The folks who called out the teenagers who are getting their first experience working can all get bent. You weren't perfect when you had your first job. Don't forget people like you willingly locked kids in their homes during covid. It's no wonder some of them struggle with social skills and working under pressure. Have a little grace, then eat a bag of dicks for not being patient to them. Don't get me started on that dipshit from Brooklyn. That person who rated the place a one for the soda? I already know who you vote for. Onto the food - the menu is huge. There are a ton of choices with something for just about everyone. There's even gluten free options for those fucking people. There were four or five sandwiches in the running, but it was the Gritty Cheesesteak that ultimately won out on my first visit. And that's a strange decision for me because the Flyers stink and their fans are even worse. They're the worst organization in hockey. Maybe I just wanted fries on my sandwich. Yea - that's it. So the Gritty is a good amount of beef, fries tossed in Old Bay and topped with white cheddar cheese sauce atop a seeded roll. I added fried onions. The sandwich scores higher than the Flyers. I was a fan of the seeded roll which was super fresh. The cheese sauce was tasty and complemented the fries really well. They were super crispy, well seasoned and plentiful. The beef wasn't the best I've ever had, but it was tender and cooked well. All-in-all a good sandwich. The gals up front were attentive and friendly. They took my order quickly. Hats off to the kitchen for getting my food out promptly among the online orders. The place was pretty clean and had a ton of Philly Sports pics on the wall. The music on the radio was some throwback stuff - thank God it wasn't any of that mumble rap shit most kids play these days. Johnny's has a bunch of lunch specials that look worthwhile and a decent value. Locally owned spot worth giving your business to. It's a 4-star review from me that gets bumped to a 5 to spite the mopes who gave it a one.

Food is always, always amazing. Very tasty personnel is always very attentive and helpful…read more It's our to go place!

Eh. Was really looking forward to a hot dog joint other than Five Guys in the area. Most of the…read moredogs were good. Could have used more of a good hard fry in my opinion. The onions weren't really sautéed as much as I like either. The beans and mac were unfortunately some of the most flavorless sides I've had in a long time. The beans almost had a sour taste. If you are used to Bush's Baked Beans these aren't it for you. Tenders were ok and thank goodness the tots were right. Other than that I'll probably continue my search for a good local hot dog joint.

I'll have to start by saying I've never been a fan of Naked Brewing, but Cheese Dawgs on the other…read morehand is a great hot dog joint. They picked a perfect spot in Bristol Borough that they seemed to have partnered with Naked Brewing on. If you have kids the downstairs area is ok, but with live music I had to take my son upstairs to preserve our hearing! We found parking in the large municipal lot behind the building. Upstairs we found cozier seating at a high top table with service. Downstairs I believe you have to walk up to the bar or just sit at the bar for service. I also don't believe the full beer menu is available downstairs. The menu is full of tempting toppings and styles with your choice of regular/footlong dogs, hot sausage or kielbasa. I had a hot sausage with pepper hash and coleslaw. It had a snappy skin, decent heat and was delicious when paired with the sweet coleslaw and pepper hash. My friend ordered frank and tots and reported it to be delicious and filling. My son had a regular dog and we all shared a big pretzel with beer cheese. I had an IPA named Thank Frank that was about average for a West Coast style IPA and my pal had a couple of their darker offerings that he wasn't impressed with. Our server was nice and gave a great recommendation to add the pepper hash. She wasn't the fastest at coming to check on our beers so we bailed. I had one and she never asked if I wanted another and never refilled our waters. Prices weren't too bad. I would definitely return for some more of the interesting creations on the dawg menu, but the brews are really nothing special. Good solid time here and kid friendly, not so great service or beer.

I arrived in New Brunswick by train, which is to say I trusted the machinery of civilization to…read moredeliver me to lunch. It did. A short walk later, I found myself at Destination Dogs, a place I had seen in photographs that suggested capaciousness. In reality, it is smaller.  This is not a complaint, just an observation.  I remember once hearing something about the contents of small packages. At 12:30 the place was full. Packed with humanity and appetite. I was seated quickly, as if someone had anticipated my hunger in advance. From the bar came the sound of construction crews discussing their midday rituals. Apparently this is where they come on Fridays, to repair themselves while they repair the city. It explained everything. Service was swift and attentive, a minor miracle given the crowd. I began with a Scotch egg, an item that seemed to have wandered in from another story entirely. I ordered it for that reason. I had always imagined my first Scotch egg would be eaten in an English pub under low ceilings and older regrets. Instead, here it was. Perfectly crisp, warm, and generous. The universe does not ask for permission. Then came the main event. The menu is an atlas of hot dogs. Domestic. International. Proteins in tube form arranged like possibilities. There is even an invitation to build your own, which I accepted. I attempted to recreate a favorite from Crif Dogs, a thing called the Spicy Redneck. Bacon wrapped dog. Pickled jalapenos. Coleslaw. Simple in theory. Destination Dogs improved upon it in every way that matters. The bacon crisped with purpose. The jalapenos spoke clearly. The coleslaw behaved. The hot dog itself seemed proud to be there. All of this, plus a 16 ounce beer, cost me about twenty five dollars with tip. A small price for order in a chaotic universe. Five stars. Not because perfection exists, but because this comes close enough to make the argument.

Delicious! Great variety of sausages and toppings to choose from. If it's your first time, I…read moreencourage you to pick something off the menu and you won't be disappointed. Service was awesome, walked in 2 mins before happy hour and the waiter took our beer order in record time. He was also very attentive during our entire meal. I ordered the Andouille Armstrong and it was my fav, great snap on the dog and all the flavors complimented each other great, I also had the Si Si Guey, wasn't my favorite but wasn't horrible, I wasn't a fan of the chorizo, I felt the toppings made this hot dog. As for ambiance, it's a bar, has TV, liquor, beer, etc., but clean. If I was local I'd be a regular!

I was tired of all the usual spots so I gave SnG a try. Had the smashburger and fries. Fries were…read moregood and had a nice seasoning on them. Smashburger looked and smelled great but didn't deliver. It was kinda bad dry. The toasted roll it came on was deliciously crispy. Service was friendly. I will give it another try as I want to check out the glizzies!

While I'm not sure what/who "Shitzz & Glizzies" are, this small mostly takeout burger and hot dog…read morejoint knows from a great hamburger. Stuck in the back of the shopping center with Marrazzo's and Sal DeForte's, right next door to a ramen noodle shop, these friendly folks are hospitable and enjoy conversing with their customers. After a few questions I ordered their "The Dragon," burger combo. They do smash burgers here, and the finished sandwich looked like a half pounder in an oversized bun, with plenty of heat from cherry peppers, jalapeños, onions, topped with spicy mayo and creole cole slaw with a hint of mango to offset the flames. It needed no ketchup nor additional contributions, and was delicious from bite one. All the parts played very well together. A little drippy to be sure, but easily managed. It came with a pile of crisp waffle fries that did require a squirt of ketchup, but were able second mates to the main beefy attraction. This was a very enjoyable meal, that would only be complemented by the house being better suited for eating in, right when everything is at its apex of perfection. Shitzz n Glizzies has the potential to compete with the big burger guys in the area. Will have to let you know about their franks and steaks at another time, but there is reason for optimism.

Burgers were sloppily made. The fries were made in old oil very greasy and soggy. Will not return…read more Stood at the takeout line for 5 mins waiting on 2 staff to come inside order on Friday around 7pm no line just had a bad experience . Order from here last summer it was very good---

Ordered a Trenton burger with raw onions and a vanilla milkshake. Milkshake came out in a…read morereasonable amount of time but was straight up soft serve ice cream. I needed a spoon for the entire thing. The burger took 25 minutes, the porkroll was black and burnt as a hockey puck. The onions were no where to be found. 1 person was in line in front of me upon arrival.

my brother (from Chicago dog haven) and I stopped here for a quick lunch. SO fantastic. Dont…read moreforget about this little gem. You wont regret

Food is good and prices are reasonable. Fries were a bit too salty for me. Service was quick. A…read morelittle smokey inside. Would come back again

More of a 3 1/2 since nothing really blew me away. There were only 3 things that I really remember…read moreabout Girl with a Grill; 1 positive, 1 neutral and 1 negative: - They were very neurodivergent serving. There were autism affirming things, and fidgets, etc, which is nice. As a parent with a special needs child, I certainly don't expect this stuff, but do appreciate it. - The sauce lineup was confusing. They have "Dis Sauce," and "Dat Sauce." If I remember, one is like more asian/teryaki forward or something, and the other more mayonnaise based? But I believe they are both spicy, and even after asking I still couldn't sort it out. - The floor was insanely sticky. I'm talking my wife LITERALLY came out of her flip flops as she walked through the dining room. It wasn't dirty in there at all, but I was SHOCKED at how sticky the floor was. The food was fine. It didn't blow me away, but it was tasty. I don't even remember what *I* ate, but I know my wife got the cheesesteak egg rolls, which I thought were outlandishly expensive. Meh. Certainly not a place I'd avoid at all, but nowhere I'm in any sort of rush to get back to. Everyone inside seemed really nice.

I visited this establishment a few weeks ago on a Saturday. It is near my friend's business,…read moreliterally 4 min away so we decided to try them. Location is in a strip mall with a few other eateries and stores . It was alot going on. As mentioned it was a Saturday and many patrons were coming in to order takeout or picking up orders. It was their 5th anniversary of the business opening. There was a DJ and a podcaster, videographer and cameraman onsite doing a food review. There was also a toy drive and if you brought a toy you got to spin a wheel to win a prize. The establishment is small so with the DJ and podcaster/ entourage and the toy drive there was not much seating available. The wait was extremely long. I had to ask an employee to check my order status twice each time she never came back with update. We were there for about an hour. I saw an order come up waited about 15 min then asked them to check if that was my order and it was. The food was not hot, they didn't give me the signature sauce that came with my order. The strawberry lemonade was delicious, the wings were decent, the fish sandwich and fish platter both looked amazing but was just OK. Didn't care for the sweet potato fries. I truly think it was because the food wasn't hot and the fries had wilted. The set up inside is a bit off with the ordering kiosk right in front of bar stool seating. The kiosk should probably be in the corner on the right side when you first walk in. Away from where folks sit and eat. It's distracting when you're sitting at a stool and the line is long with folks ordering and waiting for take out orders. I would try them again but on a day when there isn't so much going on to get the real experience of the quality of food. I ordered a fish platter, 10 wings, sweet potato fries , strawberry lemonade and a small fountain drink. My friend ordered the fish sandwich, fried shrimp platter and two can sodas.

Ever since Shake Shack did me dirty and removed the Shackago dog, I've not been able to find a good…read moreChicago style hotdog. Cue this place. The hotdogs are huge, all beef with generous toppings and a fantastic toasted roll. They each cost around $7. It was a 5-napkin affair and don't go with someone who will judge you for how messy you'll look while eating this thing. You order at the kiosk and they bring it to you. While you wait, explore the dizzying array of frozen meals and snacks.

Kinda in the middle of nowhere which is unfortunate. Not really advertised properly…read moreeither...unless you're a student at Ursinus. Still...too pricey anyway for them. Enjoyed what I got but it's a mash-up with a seafood store which doesn't make much sense. A hot mess...actually surprised it's still a thing. Big fan of Chucky's...especially this location but again...terrible address. They should relocate to Phoenixville which is still pretty lame but better than Trappe.

There a few places that know how to make a great experience and this is one of them. The food was…read morefantastic and the price was right. I was looking for a place to grab so food on the way home from the beach with great fries, my kids wanted a shake, my wife wanted hot dogs and I wanted perogies. They had it all! Its easily our new go to for shore food done right. These guys are worth it!

Excellent dogs and burgers! I will definitely be back!…read more This was my first time here and I tried the hot dog (Chargrilled) with mustard and sauerkraut. It was a big dog, nice snap on the outside, delicious filling (a bit too salty). I was very glad to see they had craft diet Root Beer, as I am diabetic. It was so good, I came back for the $5 cheeseburger special (Tuesdays). The burgers were excellent, nice and charred, served on a hard roll. The roll is kind of big for a single cheeseburger so I would say order a double or order 2 $5 burgers and ditch one of the rolls. While I was there, I saw them serve a steak sandwich and it looked awesome! Chargrilled and a thicker steak, not like a Philly cheese steak. Next time, I'm getting one for sure!

Central Jersey seems to be a popular spot for Texas Weiners. There's several spots in Plainfield,…read morethis location in Dunellen, another in Middlesex, there used to be one in Green Brook. I've only been here a few times and every time was for a Texas weiner. They were always very good, as you'd expect from a place that's been in business for nearly 50 years. It's a very narrow space with tables on one side and a long counter on the other.

This is a good dog. Friendly, clean, fast. I wasn't blown away by the chili sauce, but it was…read morefine. I'd come back.