Shockingly Unprofessional - A Lesson for My Vajayjay…read more
Booking an appointment here was an unnecessarily stressful exercise in patience. I've bought multiple vouchers since July 2024, and previous experiences had to be refunded because I couldn't get an appointment. Somehow I convinced myself I might have been harsh, so I went back for more. My ego piped up: "They've got great reviews, it must be good."
Being 52 has its perks -- one being the ability to spot red flags miles away. Each attempt to book was met with delays, outdated forms I couldn't submit electronically, and visits to a closed clinic.
I don't have the patience of a saint; I'd usually chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and move on. But with the alleged "genuine" reviews and endless awards they boast about, it beggars belief that the basics of customer care and communication are missing entirely.
I've been going to aesthetics clinics for over 15 years -- threads, fillers, semi-permanent makeup, HIFU, tox, Profhilo, boosters, PRP, fibroblast... you name it. I know what's reasonable, I'm a tweakment curious kinda gal .The way the owner spoke down to me wrapped in jargon and self-importance, felt almost narcissistic as though knowledge only counts if she has it. Except the absurdity peaked when I was asked to complete a Fitzpatrick skin type form (for sun sensitivity) for vaginal HIFU a treatment for mucosal tissue. A standard medical history form is fine, but Fitzpatrick? Completely irrelevant. Yet the clinic insisted it was legally required.
When I flagged unprofessionalism, the owner sent a long, defensive lecture about rules, awards, and reviews instead of taking responsibility. Customer care was entirely missing just justification and self-promotion.
For a business that claims endless awards, it's encouraging for other clinics to know that exceptional service, humility, and client care aren't prerequisites for recognition. Imagine what they could achieve if humility matched their confidence.
I got my voucher refunded, but honestly -- why is an award-winning clinic offering endless heavily discounted vouchers? Curiosity killed the cat, thankfully not my vajayjay.
Moral of the story: the universe has a wicked sense of humour. My vajayjay is fine, my intuition is sharper, and perhaps I'm already blessed enough. There are so many excellent clinics out there -- don't judge a book by its cover go where you will be appreciated . Good luck