Fat Bastard and Son's 434 Route 46 West South Hackensack, NJ 07606 Clams Orenganato Build Your Own Fat Bastard Sandwich Nutella Pie What a priceless experience from an Italian restaurant! The clams topped with bread crumbs are really tasty. Make you you clear every last bite as each clam costs approximately $2. For the fat sandwich, I selected chicken fingers, Mac & cheese bites, onion rings, and bacon. The best part is the fat bastard signature sauce. I don't know what it is, but it tastes really good. Make sure you ask for a dipping cup because you can never get enough sauce. When I ordered the Nutella pie, I was expecting something along the lines of a chocolate cake. Instead, it's literally a pizza pie with Nutella and powdered sugar in lieu of mozzarella and tomato sauce. I definitely will recommend this as a breakfast pastry, but not the best dessert option. All in all, I had a great experience and I look forward to trying their signature thin crust pizza. Maybe this place might be the next Lido's! read more

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Fat Bastard and Son's Restaurant in South Hackensack, NJ. Live music, delish food and fun cocktails-you get it all at Fat Bastard aka FB & sons. Come try the "Blue Bastard" cocktail, the AMAZING vodka sauce chicken parm and penne vodka. Insta: @thehungrysw BLUE BASTARD-LIGHT RUM, BLUE CURACAO, PINEAPPLE, LIME JUICE BALBOA OLD FASHIONED-BULLET, SIMPLE SYRUP, ORANGE BITTERS, COINTREAU BASTARD 46 SHOT-GRAND MARINER, KAHLUA, BAILEY'S (LAYERED SHOT) Route 46 Peri Peri Shrimp (weekly special)- Roasted garlic, almonds, & diced tomato with a splash of Tabasco. Baked Clams Oreganato Jalopeno Calamari Fat basket (pick 3): Wings, Mozzarella sticks, Cheesesteak bites, Pickle chips, Mac n cheese bites, Onion rings, Sliders Wings (Bone in) Sauces - BBQ, Buffalo, Daytona, Fat Bastard Sauce, Thai Chipotle, Sriracha BBQ, Garlic butter bbq, Cajun, Old Bay The Triple Chin-Three tier cheese burger with cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, mayo, bacon, and Bastard Sauce The Original Old Judge (Thin Crust Pizza) read more

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Rich Ranno was playing guitar on Friday night. We ordered a pizza it was outstanding. One of the best pizzas I've had in a long time. Go check it out, there very good! read more

This was very interesting and I was expecting something different. I was pleasantly surprised. The food was good. My husband's sandwich was piping hot - which is the way he loves his hot food served. I loved the open kitchen. The place was small but had a nice vibe. Lots of TV's for sports. My salad was missing the turkey but they brought it out separately when I pointed it out. They probably were better off leaving it off as it was cheap pre-packaged turkey. Sabrina was our waitress and she was very friendly! read more

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Was seriously in the mood for a good sandwich and Fat Bastard did not disappoint! I ordered the Philly cheesesteak and it was everything I wanted--flavorful, cheesy, and cooked just right. Joe tried the Clams Oreganata along with the barbecue wings and and order wings tossed in their signature Fat Bastard sauce, and let's just say... those wings were a hit! Service was excellent--friendly and quick. I'll definitely be coming back to try the pizza and a few other things on the menu. This spot is a must if you're craving something satisfying! read more

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I don't usually write reviews but I attended their Super Bowl "Watch party" & during the half time show they decided to mute Bad Bunny and change the channel to TPUSA. If the NFL chose him to perform there's no reason for an establishment to bring their personal beliefs into that. Other customers & I were very confused at first until we realized what was going on. We felt very uncomfortable & it left a bad taste in our mouths. It was a younger crowd and we were looking forward to watching. Unfortunately, that was taken away from us. As a business, forcing your beliefs on your customers is honestly pretty disgusting & it killed the vibe completely. read more

These guys make a delicious pizza! They also have delicious chicken dishes! It's nice to have a local spot that answers the phone kindly, prepares the order properly and makes sure that is made with love, and that it is delicious! I've never eaten there, but I do have to eat out a lot due to work, and I do appreciate their service! Thank you read more

I had a get together of about 25 friends thr yesterday. 1st time thr..I couldn't have me more pleased! The staff wr so nice and accommodating. The food was the star! Not a bad dish to b had! The portions wr more than generous and great prices. I had the sausage and brocollirabe..others had pizzas, calamari, to name a few. I will b a repeat customer read more

Fat Bastard and Sons - Side of sausage and broccoli. Glad I didn't order the meal size. It was sooo flavorful - Pizza Near Me - South Hackensack, New Jersey

my man sweats this place and always talks about their sandwhiches, and coming from someone who is a very tough eater to please, that says a lot. service can take a bit if you decide to sit in. however, for about $14 i ordered a heart attack for lunch. i ate half here and saved the other half for later. the bread is king here, as it keeps all the fatness inside. he got the fat bastard sandwich minus onions which is his go to. i opted for the make my own. mine had onion rings, melted mozz, fat bastard sauce, melted cheese sauce, fries and mac n cheese bites. the mac n cheese bites were basically bundles of mac n cheese put together and thrown on here. i liked this sandwich a lot, but i think they need to throw more melted cheese or the melted cheese sauce on. id come back for the eggplant parm and some of the apps for sure. read more

Fat Bastard and Sons - Fat bastard sandwich. - Pizza Near Me - South Hackensack, New Jersey

Ate in never ate from here but always pass it on route 46 since it's close to home. I ordered 2 sandwiches. 1 was the Fat Bastard the other was a Philly Cheesesteaks with 2 drinks. My total was $32 & service was friendly I would recommend if you're hungry while wanting fresh, delicious comfort food Italian style. The bread is fresh & warm just as their other ingredients. The sandwiches are very fulfilling & will leave you full to the brim. read more

Fat Bastard and Sons - Their fresh warm bread. - Pizza Near Me - South Hackensack, New Jersey

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Ordered two pizzas for takeout -- The Old Judge and a large plain. Pies were ready when promised, service was fast at checkout for pickup during a bustling time at their bar and in their dining room, and pies looked perfectly cooked before heading home. Both were very good, although we enjoyed the Old Judge more. Parking In the crowded parking lot on a Friday evening during traditional happy hour time, you're immediately hit by the smell of garlic outside the establishment. A trip to sample their food on site is definitely on the horizon! read more

Fat Bastard and Sons - Large plain pizza... Quality was decent. - Pizza Near Me - South Hackensack, New Jersey

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They served me rotten turkey on the salad & the clams & spaghetti was just soaked in hot water so the spaghetti was like mush. The other spaghetti dish had no taste & was loaded with tomato sauce read more

Deeply rooted in Bergen County's pizza scene, the owner, Anthony Giaquinto, is running this establishment with his two sons as his last hurrah in the restaurant business. Located on the former site of Subway off of Route 46 West in South Hackensack, Fat Bastard and Son's recently opened this past April, and my partner and I paid them a visit for dinner tonight as first-timers. Upon arrival, we were greeted by the host, who escorted us to a table. It's a little dark inside with a pleasant vibe, as a band was setting up on stage. Their menu was extensive and varied, containing all of the usual pizza staples such as wings, salads, soups, burgers, and wraps rounding out with chicken and seafood dishes. For starters, we decided on their rice balls with ground beef, peas, and cheese, with marinara sauce on the side. Known for their Original Old Judge (Thin Crust Pizza), we opted for the Grandma Pizza with mushrooms and extra cheese as the main meal. Our server was Ang(elina), who's very knowledgeable with incredible customer service and brought out complimentary bread with olive oil to start our meal. The rice balls were authentic and flavorful. One suggestion is to leave them a few more minutes, as the middle was cold. The pizza has that perfect crust-to-sauce ratio, and its slices were decent, tasty, and well seasoned. The food was good, the service was pretty quick, the price was reasonable for the area, and the place was neat and clean. Overall, it was a nice experience, which we can recommend. read more

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Are you kidding me...This place is an ordinary pizza joint.. nothing special at all, and the one thing that stands out for me and it's a big fat negative... They have zeppoles on the menu... so on top of my order, I get an order, unbeknownst to me, they take a Churro and cut it into pieces and sprinkle powdered sugar on it and call that a zeppole... Good Bye, You'll never see me again... read more

Excellent service great old judge thin crust jersey style pizza liqueur available a homage to his Late mother Great old school jersey style pizza joint to bring back old memories read more

Awesome place ! Brought back memories from childhood having the "Old Judge" Pizza. Just as good as it was almost 50 years ago. Everything else we have had there so far did not disappoint either. If your in the area or hell even if you have to drive a ways it is definitely worth the trip, you wont be sorry read more

Love their pizza! Their garlic knots vary in quality though cause I've had great garlic knots from them and mediocre ones too. Their cheesecake is good. Definitely try this place out. read more

Every Friday night growing up, it was an Old Judge pie and mussels. When I heard the original family opened a new spot, had to try. Instantly transported back 40 years because it's dead on! Took me way back and man, did they nail it! Mom had the Eggplant Rollatini, wife had the Calamari and Linguine. Fresh and fantastic. I live 2 hours away now, but you can bet I'll be back every time I come home to Lodi to visit mom. Great job guys and good luck! read more

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I ordered a pie with penne vodka for pick up. They said 20 minutes, no problem but within 10 minutes of me placing the order they called me and said it's done. It tastes like it was and already made pie that they just threw the penne vodka on top and just reheated it. read more

Upbeat & fun vibes, cool & eclectic art & decor, friendly & knowledgeable service, delicious food & tasty beverages, great spot to meet up with friends or family to catch up and enjoy a nice meal!!! Looking forward to checking out some of the live entertainment that's planned! read more

Ordered wings with bastard sauce and old judge with pepperoni for delivery. Within 30 minutes had stomach pains and had to throw it up. I'm not sure which one was the cause but the pizza was on the salty side too compared to other places. read more

Soup was cold and not tasty, pizza was not correct, and it was not good, the meatball hero was horrid.

This is a new place and I had some high expectations based on some pictures I saw from their Instagram. We ordered pizza for delivery. The restaurant is close to our home but took a little over an hour for the pizza to be delivered. The pizzas were cold. We ordered one pizza with vodka sauce which to be totally honest - was not good. It was very heavy and tasted like Mac and cheese. Recommend not ordering this pie. We also ordered a pizza with sausage, peppers and onions. They are very kind with the toppings which we always like to see but the pizza itself was not as good as it looked from pictures. It was super thin which we love but very sloppy and very hard to eat. I am thinking it may be better if you eat it at the restaurant when it comes right out of the oven. We also ordered wings with their special sauce. These were very tasty and recommend trying. Their signature sauce was something that was a bit different and so tasty. While we won't be ordering pizza from them anymore for delivery at least, we will be ordering wings and possibly trying out a meal. Their menu is very impressive. They have some things to work through but think they will do well. read more

Fat Bastard and Sons - Drunken grandma - Pizza Near Me - South Hackensack, New Jersey

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Pizza and food were fair. Glad we tried but won't making a return visit. Between the location / tinted windows, it was definitely an interesting conversation about the neighbors with the kids. We were the only ones in the restaurant and the service was very slow. read more

Not impressed with a slice of pepperoni pizza I was served . It was oily and not tasty. Service was prompt and friendly. The environment was neat and clean as this location is relatively newly open. read more

I ordered online the pizza came a little after an hour, but the pizza was delicious. If you order for delivery judt be ready to wait.

Stopped for my second visit for a meatball parmigiana hero and a chicken parmigiana hero. Good friendly service and very tasty sandwiches. We'll be back. read more

The place reminds me of the old judge pizza is the best brings back memories of my childhood foods like good drinks go down great for a good football game just a chill vibe read more

I order a pepperoni slice and other ppl came 10 mins later got their two slice before me , they forgot about me and I had to leave in disappointed without food hungry it was time for me to leave could I get money back read more