Was a time when you needed a car
In the Heights to get Boba…read more(quite far)
But those times are all past
(And your mother's quite fast)
Thanks to the opening of Teapresso Bar!
So if you just ate nasty Pate
And puked up your odd Yerba Mate
Just wash it back down
With the best tea in Town
A yumstastic Milk Tea from TeaLatte!
Very interesting and different bubble tea shop, making some of the strongest and best-tasting milk teas I've ever had. Their fruit drinks are fantastic too.
What to get: Ceylon Milk Tea, Teapresso Milk Tea
Everywhere outside Dallas, this is known as Teapresso Bar, and it's a shame this one isn't Teapresso, otherwise I could have used this limerick instead:
So if you come down to Teapresso
Be careful you don't make a messo
Or like Monica Lewinsky
You can get a bit kinky
And show up with cum stains on your dresso.
Oh wait, I just did.
So this is probably the best milk tea in Dallas. A lot of the other chains have gone down in quality and don't taste like tea anymore, although Tea Top and OneZo are good, among others. But for the best, most delicious Black Milk Tea around, come here. I also love the Teapresso Milk Tea which is a combination of different milk teas and has a very interesting taste.
Some of the many Dallas locations are less than friendly, and less tasty, but this one was hyper tasty, and perhaps the most friendly of all of them.
Sooner or Latte you have to try this place. It's quite different to any other Boba shop. Except the other TeaLatte's around DFW (there's maybe 7 or 8 now), and the Teapresso Bars in Houston (I think there's 2 at the moment), and the ones in Hawaii, where the chain is from. Yes, they're from Hawaii. That might explain why they taste so different - in a good way.
We will definitely be coming back in the future to try different things, but do bear in mind that for the purist this is definitely along the lines of somewhat Americanized (or Hawaiianized) Boba rather than a Taiwanese original. For me, it really works. Because I love my strong tea taste in my milk teas. I'm so old fashioned.
Barbi absolutely hated it the first time she came. She got one of those bright blue drinks and it honestly didn't taste that great. I didn't really want very much of it either so I don't blame her. But I do think my booty was good. I mean Milk Tea. But my Booty is f***ing good too.
I was gonna write this review Latte on when I've been back here a few more times, but the photos are expiring (great job Yelp) so what I can I do.
So cycle or drive here by car
Or fly here if driving's too far
But get here quite soon
And you might see me moon
Oh, and tea's great at TeaLatte Bar!
And now for some rap:
I snuck into this place cause they left the door AJAR
The glass almost hit me, could have left a SCAR
The decor was so fancy, like a RENOIR
They even had a music dude, playing GUITAR
The counter was a long one and stretched quite FAR
And like OMC, I said, HOW BIZARRE
When it was time to leave I said AU REVOIR
And told everyone about TEALATTE BAR
From the sands of Morocco and the Marrakesh BAZAAR
To the bloated billionaires playing Golf at MAR (A LAGO)
Who are so in bed with Russia you can call them TSAR
And betting 1 mil they can stay under PAR
While the hot golf girl drives the little golf CAR
And knowing Donald, she used to be an adult STAR
But from Africa to Florida, wherever you ARE
You won't get better Boba than TEALATTE BAR
So you wanna eat more White Castle than KUMAR
Talk more politics than BILL MAHER
Write better novels than JOHN LE CARRE
Bribe more FIFAs than QATAR
Be a famous drummer like RINGO STARR
Then sit around, get high, playing SITAR
And yell at Fox E like Kareem Abdul JABAR
Well first you better go to TEALATTE BAR
So if the Premier League is still corrupt with VAR
And if it looks wrong to film L.A. in NOIR
For the best Milk Tea that I've had so FAR
Come and get Boba from TEALATTE BAR
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