Fast and friendly touristy fun service on a busy holiday weekend. Huge burgers with lots of variety in toppings. Chicken filet burger ok. Ground beef burger ok. Standard pre-formed pre-frozen variety-dry, no juice. read more

The staff is awesome. Funny and friendly. It's where the locals eat so you know it's good. The food is fresh, hot and fast. I had the Italian beef with fries. It was three best beef sandwich I have had. Seasoned perfectly, no fat saved the au jus was perfect. Fries were hot and crispy. A must stop for food. read more

After looking at the outside menu we decided this would be our dinner spot. The menu had a lot of interesting choices..some bordering on unique, despite burgers being their calling card. As it was Good Friday I decided to step into the grouper. This came out as an especially large filet. Size aside, I should have stuck with my chief tenet on saltwater fish...only eat it near a seaboardering state. Hunger aside, I could only muster half of the filet before giving up. The flavor was vacant and the chew was all wrong. Only the side of fries saved my dinner. Service here was fast and excellent. And the asthetics are humorous and entertaining. But I probably wouldn't make a second trip in. read more

Wait staff was pleasant and engaging. Interesting "potty" motif. Burgers were tasty as was the Greek salad. Fries crisp and plentiful. Bloody Mary's tasty. read more

This was such a cute restaurant to stop at in Galena! It's an awesome option when you are craving a burger. The menu is full of those great diner style classic items. The burgers are large and quite filling. My husband and I decided next time we are back we may even just split a burger! There are also some hilarious signs all around the restaurant which add to its fun vibes and ambiance! Our server was very friendly as well! read more

The food was all so good. I loved that I could get a veggie- non black bean burger substitute, the fries were yummy and prices were fair- large portions. Waitstaff and people We're so good and friendly. read more

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We went here for the first time based on a personal recommendation. This restaurant is in the heart of downtown Galena. Parking can be a bit challenging. The restaurant is very casual. The adult banana and chocolate milkshake called the "drunken monkey" was outstanding and reasonable. The berry sangria and also the Bahama Mama were both very good and also reasonable. The hamburger with cheddar bacon and egg with the side of their seasoned fries was fresh, delicious and cooked to perfection. I would skip the potstickers for an appetizer though. The owner was nice enough to make a fresh garlic aioli mayonnaise which made the burger even better. The food also came out very quickly. The bartender was very nice and attentive. The drinks were very reasonably priced. I will definitely be back next time I visit! read more

Durty Gurt's - Cheddar cheeseburger with bacon and egg with seasoned fries. Delicious! - American Near Me - Galena, Illinois

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Wasn't bad. We got a variety of things to share and it was a-ok. The olive burger was something I haven't seen on other menus, I'm pretty sure, and it was quite good. Potstickers were ok; I liked them better without the sauce, which was a kind of hot and sweet--not sour, but a bit of heat. I would have preferred a ponzu or soy sauce, but the potstickers themselves were good. The Mac and cheese bites were good as well, and onion rings are a perpetual favorite. We took it to go because we're not eating in restaurants yet, and the staff were friendly and efficient. They estimated 15 minutes and it was done within that time. If you're in the mood for a burger in Galena, especially if you're wandering Main Street, Durty Gurts could be a good choice. read more

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Get the disgusting toilets out of your entrance and stop referring to your food as #1 and #2!! Service was good but the food quality was very poor! read more

The decor was spectacular. The signs on the walls were super funny. The server was knowledgeable. We had a boozy shake and 3 apps. It was what we expected. Fried food and a fun atmosphere. read more

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Lovely staff, amazing variety of burgers, fun to read the walls. I definitely recommend Durty Gurt's.

Positive: Milk shakes, alcoholic and regular, were good Cheese curds were good Seasoned fries were good Negative: Kids meal Mac and cheese is literally boxed Kids meal applesauce comes in a cup with a tinfoil lid for you to open Burgers are just okay, average, a little greasy This place is fine but for 4 burgers, 2 Kids meals and 5 shakes at $140, this just isn't good enough for me to want to return - especially with kids when no quality or effort is put into the kids menu at all. read more

For burgers and sandwiches ( and a few other things ) this is the place, at my most recent visit still great fast friendly service, plenty of seating in the dining room. Fun relaxed feel here Good food and priced reasonable. Fun casual place to dine. read more

Durty Gurt's - Sloppy Joe. Notice the good sized portion - American Near Me - Galena, Illinois

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Hubby and I rolled through Galena for a day trip and happened upon Durty Gurts for lunch. It was the MOST popular restaurant on the strip of shopping and eateries with a forty minute wait. We waited. Wanted to try the burgers we saw on the menu that were their specialty. Who doesn't love a good burger?! Once seated inside, they were following a strict social distancing policy. Restaurant deco is walls heavily covered with funny sayings, decals & cartoon pics. Comfortable and fun atmosphere. I had the Sante Fe burger that offered a spicy kick added a side of seasoned fries and picked a chocolate shake (from their variety) topped with LOTS of whipped cream.. just like I love. I loved every freaking bite of my meal!! The burger was too big to finish, so I got half to go. Service was friendly and fast. They kept getting hungry patrons in the doors. It's worth a stop by. read more

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I am torn on this place. The pros - the food was very fast, and exactly what you'd expect from a diner like this. The waitress was super attentive and quick. The menu was extensive - something for everyone. The cons - the food was meh. Some things were very good - the sweet potato waffle fries and season fries very good, the cheese curds and regular fries were terrible. I'd give the burger a 6/10. And the inside of this place is... weird. But if you're just looking for quick burger, it might be the spot for you. read more

I recommend the food here. It was all amazing and very fast and friendly service. I had a drink like a mudslide and it was perfect .

Great burger, crispy and hot fries, and friendly service! I had the swiss and mushroom burger with seasoned fries and wow, the burger was really good! It was thick, juicy, and tasted very fresh! The fries brought me back to high school when I had the seasoned curly fries haha The staff were very friendly and on top of everything. The atmosphere was also very nice and welcoming! If I'm back in Galena, I'd definitely come back here to eat! read more

Durty Gurt's - Swiss mushroom burger with seasoned fries - American Near Me - Galena, Illinois

I was chased down immediately by the owner I had planned on bringing my daughter in for lunch BUT, I have Chrons disease and I first had to use the restroom Which was and is public access She started YELLING at me not to go in unless I was a customer I said I have a medical emergency (Chrons disease) Humiliating enough to have to explain I went in the bathroom and when I came out the woman owner was really really angry with me She proceeded to tell me there is no state law regarding this I said yes, there is (I've included screen shot of Illinois law) she then verbally assaulted me, saying "get out of my fucking restaurant, you are nothing but an old bitch" OMG!! Seriously, the worst I've ever been treated She is obviously one unhappy woman and I will never ever recommend this restaurant to anyone I should have crapped right in her "funny" display of toilets at the entrance Maybe then she'll take someone's disability seriously enough read more

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I was visiting with a few friends and ordered the Kitchen Sink salad. The eggs on the salad were absolutely terrible. They were rotten. Once i started eating it, i had already cut up the contents of the salad to mix it together therefore the entire meal was contaminated. I had my friend try the salad to make sure it wasn't just my taste buds and she agreed that something was not right. When I let our server, Amy know, she truly did not take accountability or acknowledge my concern at all. She responded defensively stating the eggs weren't bad and they were just cooked that morning. She did not apologize or ask if i would like to order something else. She did take the salad off my bill which i was left to just pay for my Diet Coke. I am not looking for a free handout by any means but it seemed like she could have just comped my bill rather than charge me $3.50 for a soda. At the very least, i guess i expected an apology or at least somewhat of a courteous response from our server. read more

Durty Gurt's - American Near Me - Galena, Illinois

The food is good. The portions are generous You won't leave there hungry or broke. Quality is consistent every time I've been there.

I've been back to Durty Gurts multiple times since I wrote my first review, so this update is a long time coming. Durty Gurt's really is one of the better burger places in Northern Illinois. I took my girlfriend there on Saturday for lunch. She'd never been before. I had the Blue Moon Burger. Honestly, it was down right perfect. The flavor, quality, portion size... cooked to perfection. My girlfriend had the City Diner Burger... (apparently I have a thing for women that like eggs on their burgers). She was highly impressed and could see why I wanted to go there for lunch. We both had the seasoned fries, and they were delicious. Crispy exterior, nice flavor. No complaints. The atmosphere is themed, but fun. It's very casual. Just go have a good burger and some fun. read more

Durty Gurt's - American Near Me - Galena, Illinois

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Great food and service! I love the character of the restaurant and all the decor. We will definitely be back again. read more

What a blast eating here!!! Had the opportunity to sit at the bar with the hubs this past Saturday. Sarah (bartender) and crew were hilarious and really made the dining experience beyond enjoyable! Drinks were good and food was good!! All in all, definitely will be back!! read more

Durty Gurt's - Pumpkin Boozy Shake - American Near Me - Galena, Illinois

We visit Galena every December and our first stop is Durty Gurts. The atmosphere is fun, the staff and service is great. The burgers have been impossible for me to finish, but they are so good I always try. The staff are very friendly, not overly intrusive during the meal but they still watch to see if anything is needed. The food is so good and so big! Their burgers are fantastic. We will be back again next year. I suggest arriving close to open on the weekends, it can get quite busy during the rushes. read more

Durty Gurt's - Kids eating at Durty Gurts - American Near Me - Galena, Illinois

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Great burgers- I have celiac disease (gluten free) and they were able to accommodate me easily. They even knew about cross contamination! Also, just a fun place with their decoration and all around vibe. read more

Didn't ask how to cook the burgers, wouldn't recommend. Very rude and racist service from the owner, everything else was fine.

Owner is extremely rude. She is unwelcoming and speaks in a derogatory way towards her paying customers.

We love Durty Gurt's! The atmosphere and ambiance are rustic and fun. The ridiculous signs on the walls are fun to read and make you laugh. We LOVE their cheese curds (our family always gets them). I love their buffalo wings. Their burgers may seem a little pricey but they are worth it! The service was prompt and friendly! For dessert try their milkshakes! read more

Durty Gurt's - Chocolate milk shake - American Near Me - Galena, Illinois

Great mushroom burger and sweet potato fries! Shakes are even better! Prices were very reasonable in today's economy

What a fun find! Hilarious signage on walls and very interesting waiting area in foyer! I never have laughed so hard. We were immediately greeted by a very pleasant hostess (owner?) and seated right away. Our wonderful waitress, Amy, had our drink orders delivered to us within 3 minutes of sitting down. She also accommodated every single wish/substitute I asked for on my Olive Burger. Yes, you heard me right, I LOVE olive burgers but they are so hard to find. This one did NOT disappoint. I was 1/2 # and cooked to a perfect medium rare (per our request). My husband got the mushroom swiss burger (his all time go to) and it too was 1/2 # He couldn't finish it (that's a first for him). What impressed him the most was that the mushrooms were FRESH not from a can. We will definitely be coming back next time we are anywhere remotely close to this fine gem of a place. read more

While in Galena, stopped in for lunch. Had a Rueben sandwich and it was very good. The place was super busy and you could tell they were short on staff but everyone worked hard and well together so service was not impacted at all. Place has a great irreverent atmosphere and was fun. The s'mores milk shakes was fantastic and the bartender was super sweet and attentive while working her ass off. read more

We were looking for a table explaining to the host that we are a big group, we don't need to sit together, we are flexible. She was raising her voice making rude gestures with her face. When we calmly said " I think you're being rude " her response was"I'm not rude it's that you don't listen".Very rude service as soon as another big group came (they were not Hispanic) she was nice to them and said "Sit at the bar while we get your table ready. It is sad to be treated so badly. Its too bad matters are not a constant. read more

It was fine. No hooks on the bathroom doors to hang a handbag. The food was ok. Portions were ample. I ordered Philly sandwich, the meat tasted off and bland. Size of peppers on sandwich were too big, would have been difficult to pick up and eat. read more

Get service and Reuben was great! Nice fun decor. Clean and friendly. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Of course when you visit Galena, you have to go to Dirty Gurts. This is the first place that people say to eat when you tell them you will be in town. First of all, their burgers are to die for!! They are absolutely huge-a half pound each and the bread is insanely good. The cheesesteak was okay, but the burgers were far and away better. The onion rings were also really good, as were the sweet potato fries. Honestly, I would eat here every day if I could. The atmosphere is cute with all the sayings and signage and the toilets are something (kind of weird) to be seen. Our waitress was sweet and super attentive. The only complaint that I have is that we ordered the rum bucket which is advertised as 32 ounces. There was maybe 10 ounces of actual liquid in the cup and the rest was ice. Kind of a bummer for $10. Cool place and a great atmosphere. read more

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Galena is one of my favorite places for a day trip from Chicago. Every. Single. Time I go to Galena I eat here. And Every. Single. Time I get the grouper. My family have gotten burgers, chili, chicken tenders I think. I always get the grouper. Absolutely delicious. This visit I got the boozy strawberry lemonade. SO GOOD! Sorry, this trip I did not take a picture of my food but grouper comes with fries and cole slaw and the best homemade tarter sauce! read more

Durty Gurt's - Boozy strawberry lemonade - American Near Me - Galena, Illinois

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Very nice, fun place. Stopped in for lunch, got the cheeseburger and fries, hubby got the sloppy joe. Both were excellent and large portions. read more

Durty Gurt's - Cheeseburger and fries - American Near Me - Galena, Illinois

Fast service for a Friday night! Ribs ($18) were great, as was the patty melt ($16)! Plenty of seating, nice bathrooms, reasonably priced. I think our onion rings were $10-$11 and there was plenty for the table to enjoy read more

Good food, interesting theme Would go again, it seemed to be a hit in galena! Service was good and our server was very nice. read more

Been coming here since I was 12, and now I'm in my 30's... Durty Gurt's is still one of my favorite spots to eat at every time I visit Galena. Always so friendly and the food is great. The atmosphere is fun, quirky, and entertaining. Tons of cool decor. read more

Durty Gurt's - American Near Me - Galena, Illinois

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