I can't stop eating here and I can't stop bringing people with me. The food is incredible (the spicy fajita and chicken tinga tacos are definitely favorites but you can't go wrong with anything on the menu) and service is extremely quick! Also a very great place to practice your Spanish if that's something that you're ever looking to do, the staff is extremely patient. read more

They do tacos right! Fresh, consistent, ALWAYS on point. Friendly service with a smile. The location is easy to find and nice place to fill up on taco-AWESOMENESS! read more

Dumass Taco - This place has been a favorite for many years. They have a new location next to Walmart off 2920 in Tomball. - Mexican Near Me - Tomball, Texas

Worst customer service and the food is terrible . Paid 39 for a dry taco plate and rude staff

Quick fresh delicious tacos. The line moves quickly and the service is great. I only wish they were open for dinner!

Every time I come to Houston I come to Dumass Taco. I grew up eating here and it has only gotten better with time! Their homemade tortillas are to die for! The red salsa is *chef's kiss* perfection. I got breakfast tacos this time around, and then my sister and brought chicken tacos to the airport! I can't wait to come back! read more

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This place was always decent and reasonable....sadly since Covid prices have regularly creeped up and the quality especially the meat has gone down significantly..... I just had a carne torta, The meat portion was barely acceptable... More like a bread torta! The quality of the meat without a doubt was horrible...really horrible.....The worst I ever have eaten at any restaurant. ...anywhere. Listen up! Poor food quality is a death sentence! You can NIOT raise prices while simultaneously lower food quality... read more

First of all, I want to address the review about "not being of Mexican decent". That is bs. I'm white and have been to Dumass twice now, and they've been friendly and courteous to me each time. Check your attitude and bias at the door. Second, Dumass Tacos are good but not great. I'm not a fan of a Chipotle style breakfast taco joint, and would prefer to custom order my tacos. And by custom, I'm not doing an insane Starbucks type of customization. I just don't want eggs with my bacon, potato, and cheese taco. I was told they were busy and didn't have time to make the bacon without eggs. Kind of weird; the food is all precooked that morning. The tortillas are made there at the restaurant, which is *chef kiss*. The food is also fairly tasty. read more

The wife and I rode nearly an hour to try this place on the recommendation of a coworker. Arrived at 4:30pm, but they close at 3pm every day. How can you advertise you are open for breakfast, lunch and dinner if you close at 3? Dumass Tacos, a clever play on words as their name, or brutal honesty regarding their grasp of societal time frames. read more

Dumass Taco - A dumass taco place. - Mexican Near Me - Tomball, Texas

great tacos with freshly made tortillas. A excellent place for delicious pollo, barbacoa, and pork tacos and more. We will be back. read more

Love the breakfast tacos and great tortillas!! The girls are always some welcoming as soon as you walk in.

My husband and I were so excited to try this place. We tried multiple times during their posted hours and they were closed. Finally got it and I was so disappointed. The tortillas were so soggy I couldn't bare to eat more than the top part. So incredibly gross, like bread in water. read more

Horrible service, horrible barbacoa, very bad experience. The cashier was incredibly rude and the food was trash. I got a breakfast burrito that was nothing but a huge mess of flour beans and cheese. Wish I could get my money back but I'll never return to this business again. read more

Dumass Taco - Breakfast Burrito - Mexican Near Me - Tomball, Texas

The barbacoa was dry and cold. It was served on a cold tortilla. I came an hour after opening, so I assumed the food would be fresh. Much better options in the area. read more

Dumass Taco - Barbacoa Taco - Mexican Near Me - Tomball, Texas

Fave.Always fresh & friendly service. The tortillas are so amazing. Breakfast tacos are our fave, but all their food is good.

This place is ridiculously OVERRATED. The fillings (egg, bacon/chorizo/egg) have ABSOLUTELY no flavor and the only thing good out of my $13 was the coffee (only took 3 bites of everything else because it was truly lacking that much flavor that even salt and pepper couldn't help it). The homemade tortillas are okay as well but nothing spectacular (it would be better if they just bought the H‑E‑B tortillas instead). 2 stars because the employees are super sweet and hard working. read more

On July 2,2021 I went to this restaurant ordered 4 tacos and got way more than food . Woke up at 2 am July 3rd,2021 with severe food poisoning from DumasTaco on FM 2978 and it only got worse after that my wife took me to emergency room St. Luke's on 249 Monday July 5th because of severe diarrhea and vomiting that wouldn't stop great hospital they saved me from further suffering . So go ahead eat at Dumb Ass Taco . read more

No this isn't a prank. Dumass Taco really exists. The gimmick got me through the door the first time. But will the food bring me back for seconds? Sure. Let's talk tacos: I tried the Tinga (spicy chicken), Beef Fajita, Chicken Fajita, and Al Pastor. They were all decent but none of them blew me away. The beef was nicely seasoned. The chicken was dry. The Al Pastor was good but forgettable. The Tinga was NOT spicy but still tasted pretty good. One thing that I found interesting is that they put rice and beans in their tacos. It certainly didn't detract from the taste, but it didn't really add anything either. Bonus points are awarded for homemade tortillas. But a penalty is incurred for charging $1.75 per taco (the range where I live is $1.25-1.40). So where does that leave us? 3 stars. Sure I would go back, but I may not be craving Dumass tacos anytime soon. read more

Dumass Taco - the front of a restaurant - Mexican Near Me - Tomball, Texas

Love the breakfast tacos and flavors but they lost me with the way too flour-y and fluffy tortillas. It was almost too much bread it tasted like I was eating a taco on naan bread! If they are homemade I just recommend doing something different to the dough and rolling it out more. read more

My favorite spot to grab something quick, very high quality meat and always fresh tortillas.

This location has a weird vibe. If you are not of Mexican decent then you get less service. The lady preparing the food gives half portion of food and is rude to non- Spanish speaking customers. On the other hand, the Mexican customers get overflowing portions and made to feel welcome. Not a friendly place to buy from. It's too bad too because the food is good. read more

Amazing little taco place but they have a lot more than just Tacos on their menu. Specials every day of the week plus great breakfast tacos. read more

Dumass Taco - Thursday SPECIAL!!! Oh yea! - Mexican Near Me - Tomball, Texas

Great tacos and gorditas, hand made tortillas corn and flour, hard to find anywhere else. Every dish is especial and flavorful. The personal is very kind and fast service. Family owned, good people, they support all the military, firefighters and pilots. El Burro es Pelon!!! Lol read more

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With the name and location, I was hoping for authentic real Mexican Mexican food. Walking in seeing the workers were Mexican so I was excited. Sadly, I had a barbacoa burrito, and .... it was a big failure. The meat, it's not the real barbacoa. It's regular American beef brisket. I was very sad, the burrito was 8 bucks, I should have gone to FreeBirds and probably liked my burrito more. It also fell apart when I picked it up. From 7:15 to 7:43 am when I was there, there was ONE Mexican man walking in and ordered in Spanish, the rest were regular American folks, and I started to understand the place. So NO, I don't recommend this place. read more

Dumass Taco - Mexican Near Me - Tomball, Texas

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Nice family owned restaurant. Friendly staff, good food. Definitely a place I'd go back to on purpose or take a random drive just for tacos

This is one of my favorite places for Mexican food in Tomball! The restaurant is small but simple, fast and friendly. Dining is casual and easy, serving quality food at reasonable prices. If you're in the Tomball area and in the mood for tacos, Dumass is the way to go!! read more

Very commercial not "authentic" Mexican food. Every time I go in just for chicken they charge like 8 bucks and it varies. They have changed the price constantly read more

My dad and I just ate here today My first time (not his) here and I've got to say well done you guys!!! My burrito was ABSOLUTELY TO DIE FOR!!!! It was huge so be careful you wanna be hungry when you order it!!! I ate the whole thing and don't feel guilty!!! Next time I'm in town I'll be eating here!!! Would totally recommend this place!! Everybody was SUPER nice and helpful! Love he crew and the food! This place is a must try!! read more

Been coming here since they opened and have received the same quality every single time!! Very nice waitstaff and great barbacoa/beef tacos.

They were very nice, fast, fresh food!! Qe will be heading back here. Oh and there barbacoa was amazing!!! read more

Dumass Taco - Best damn nachos - Mexican Near Me - Tomball, Texas

For a good neighborhood bite to eat - Very good tacos & quesadillas - the chips are delicious too

Some people on this app reviewing this place are simply cruel. First of all, some of the best tacos I've had around here. And Anyone I've ever taken agrees that dumass is the bomb. They are a small local business, that supports our service men and women. They are always nice, and the food always slaps. Monica M. Is just a picky hater. read more

Below average for many reasons. Tinga has hardly any sauce or flavor, which is not proper for tinga. Tortillas & bottled water good. Skip all else. This place lacks even close to Mexican authenticity. read more

My mom brought take out from here and I can't wait to go back. Everything is clearly homemade (some of the best homemade tortillas I've ever had), authentic, flavorful, and fairly priced. The hot sauces are both delicious, but be warned, the red is HOT! As I go back, I'll update this review and post more pics. read more

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Why is this place so highly rated? That was the first question that popped into my head as soon as walked into the place. Overpriced for mediocre food. The place reminds me of a crappy taco truck. The people are rude and don't speak very good english. I cant speak for the breakfast tacos but i will not be coming back for the lunch. And just a suggestion, put the salsa on the tables or at least have more than one green and one red sauce available. And some chips couldn't hurt. read more

Dissapointed, got the dumass special with barbacoa meat, very bland, almost no flavor to it.

This is for the restaurant on SH249. The only reason I'm giving two stars instead of one is because my wife liked part of her meal. I ordered a chicken fajita taco and a beef fajita on flour tortillas. They were served cold and it went downhill from there. The food was served in a red plastic basket similar to what you see at Dairy Queen, with a thin piece of paper between the food and the basket. It was impossible to lift and eat. The paper did not survive the first cut. I think I wound up eating more than half the paper. I suggested to the lady behind the counter they offer the customer a more solid plate, such as my wife's enchiladas were in. She offered to put the tacos in another basket (with no paper.) On top of this, it was over priced. This was a lifetime experience for me. I will never go go back there as long as I live. read more

This spot is the real deal for no frills dining. The service is great. The red salsa will light up any Yankees in your group (which is fun to do). Give them some green sauce and laugh when they start running! The breakfast tacos are filling, the serving portions are great. Take out to your office and be a hero! Heartily recommend though sticking to flour tortillas as the corn quickly come apart - but are extremely tasty! I drop in every time I have to go to Tomball Orth (shout out they are great BTW). Give them a try! read more

Playing soccer around the corner. Needed tacos. These were great. Awesome fresh tortillas.

Awesome breakfast tacos and fajitas. There red salsa is some of the best around Tomball. If the place is really busy you will never wait more than 5 minutes for your food. If you are new to the Magnolia / Tomball area I highly recommend you try them out. If you you know of other awesome salsa in the area feel free to share it with us on Facebook by searching Tomball Salsa Society. shortened link here http://on.fb.me/aqPDLu read more

Homemade tortillas! They MELTED in my mouth. Best breakfast tacos ever! It made it worth getting out in the cold this morning to put out 20 open house signs! Plus, they were so nice and friendly! Loved it! read more

Dumass Taco - This amazing taco place supports our military! Yay! - Mexican Near Me - Tomball, Texas