Dirty Dick is a very fun French take on a tiki bar in the middle of Paris' Montmartre area. If you like spicy drinks, El Placer De La Tarde was a respectably spicy drink in addition to being tasty. My wife had the Painkiller and loved it. Later on I had the Navy Grog. It was good, but I'd say it wasn't crazy strong. My wife got the Miami Vice Negroni and we both thought it was meh. Being as you're in Montmartre, there are plenty of bars to visit. I'd definitely make Dirty Dick a spot to visit if you're doing a crawl. read more

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Dirty Dick is the only people we double dipped during our holiday to London and Paris. Recommended to me on a Conde Nast Traveler article, I was drawn to it for the proximity to Montmartre and description as being a "dive tiki bar". I ordered the painkiller my first time around and it was perfection! The atmosphere of tiki music, Caribbean-inspired artwork and leis and tiki shields adorning the walls transported me to a beach in the Bahamas for a few minutes. We knew we had to come back our last night and did so! I ordered the Miami Vice Negroni and it was a complex drink. I still can't determine if I liked it or didn't. I got different sweet and bitter notes each sip. My husband got the extra grog strength drink and it was a hit! Do yourself a favor and come here! You won't regret the slight deviation from wine and champagne and enjoy the reprieve! read more

Went here in September 2025. Such a fun place. Think of the times you've been to a bar where the person making your drink really put their all into it. That's this place. Go see for yourselves. We liked it so much. It was our planned stop in route to Moulin Rouge, and that proved to us that we just had to bring our tribe with us on the way back. That's right. Two stops. One night. Enough said. read more

We had a great experience here. It's a great bar lots of fun the employees they are really great.

I try tiki bars everywhere I go and this place was solid. I had a delicious Mai tai and a scorpion bowl, both were spot on. Staff was friendly and I felt like I was at my home tiki bar. Keep up the good work. read more

I've been back twice since this review, and I'll say it's better than it was and the drinks are properly stiff. It'll never be Cuba, but for a tiki in France it's tres bon. read more

It wasn't as dirty as the name suggests. Didn't really live up to the expectation dick-wise. The food quality was good. I also enjoyed the service. read more

I am a tiki bar fan and decided to stop in here for a good Painkiller. I ended up sitting next to a very cool couple who was also from Ohio. I told the bartender I was from Cleveland and that we have a good tiki bar here. He knew the bar and the owner. Tiki is a community and felt very welcome here. The drinks were the best of my trip to Europe. read more

Out recent visit to Dirty Dick in Paris. We were excited and intrigued to check out a tiki bar in France. It did not disappoint - drinks were balanced and tasty and the atmosphere/vibe was on point (no Tiki music but cool French modern music that we thought was fun and unique). We went on a Monday night and it was packed. We had the Zombie, Three Dots and a Dab, Twisted Typhoon, off menu Navy Grog, and the shared bowl of She Sells Sea Shells (secret recipe but had Jamaican rum in it and was our favorite drink of the evening). read more

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Awesome tiki bar in Paris. Drinks were great and service was impeccable - many tiki aficionados from near and far occupied the space. Definitely recommend if in Paris and are a tiki lover. read more

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The service was great and the ambience was really awesome! Super cool place to visit in Paris for drinks! read more

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This cocktail bar is very dimly lit and they are tiki style cocktails. The skulls on the drink menu tell you how strong the drinks are. There's a good amount of seating for you to sit and enjoy your drink. We had one drink and decided to move on afterwards. Something that was extremely weird that was happening were people coming around asking if you wanted a massage. Even after saying no thank you they still tried to get us to take one saying that we decide the price after. Before coming over to us there were massaging people at the table behind us and kept bumping into me. They never said excuse me once. This was STRANGE to say the very least. Massages do not happen at cocktail bars in New York where I'm from or anywhere else I've ever traveled to. If I'm ever back in Paris I wouldn't come back here. read more

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Great vibe, great drinks. I went around Christmas, so it was kind of empty but the bartenders are really fun and I had a good time there, even though I went by myself and I met some people. read more

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Yumm, definitely a great place for exotic and elaborate drinks that taste amazing, bar tender was from the states so that was a plus. && they have certified technicians offering back massages!!! Definitely recommend! read more

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Back before COVID, I was traveling for business and found this cute little tiki bar across from my hotel in Paris France of all places! It was so unexpected which is why I had to stop in before returning to my hotel. The bar is small and unassuming. From the outside it reminded me of a no frills corner bar. But when I walked in, it was sensory overload! Dark and sultry, bamboo and candles; it was a true tiki bar! I sat at the bar and the bartender was so welcoming. He was friendly and helpful when I was trying to decide what cocktail to choose. Once I made my choice, he created a perfect tiki drink to satisfy tropical tastebuds. While I was there, he checked on me often and made smalltalk too. I didn't stay long because I was by myself but I would definitely return the next time I find myself in Paris looking for a tiki bar! read more

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Walked past this spot and decided to head in. It's a cool tiki bar serving up fun trendy drinks. Our drinks were delicious, I can't remember the name of the first one but the monasteries downfall (I think that was what it was called at least) was awesome. The vibe is very divey, and it's not a spotless bar, but certainly an interesting spot to stop by for a fun and festive drink. read more

Atmosphere was great and staff was super friendly! Dark and appropriate tropical music. The drinks were pretty good but nothing groundbreaking as far as tiki drinks go. If we went back we probably would try different drinks instead of the ones we got (Painkiller and Missionary Downfall). Sadly they didn't have any souvenir mugs in stock. read more

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Chill atmosphere POC staff, attentive, clean and consistently good drinks w/ great lounge music read more

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Fantastic tiki bar in Paris! Great vibes overall from the staff to the drinks! Had an amazing time, had 3 cocktails here and all were amazing! Definitely put this bar as a place to go on your itinerary! read more

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Love the latin/tropical vibe! Wonderful place, the bartenders are very organized and i like the system of you go and get&pay for your drinks. No misunderstandings with the check. read more

The name may throw many off but this is a chill tiki bar! Round 1 - Hats Off to Berry and The Polynesian Remedy Round 2 - Mystic Fist of Ku and Winter Wahine Round 1 was the best, the cocktails quenched our thirst and were beautifully presented. For round 2 I did not care for the Winter Wahine, it was boozy and a tad sugary. The staff were cool and spoke English fluently. I wish I ordered a drink that they lit on fire! read more

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Fun place for a change of scenery from all the museum tours. Awesome tiki bar with great drinks. No reservation- although would make one for next time. Seating is intimate amongst others sharing your table. Delicious and boozy cocktails. read more

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Kinda mediocre bar experience. Surfer dude kinda vibes. The tiki drinks are not great, I don't think there was barely any alcohol in my drink either which isn't really cool at the price point. I am usually a pretty big fan of tiki cocktails, this did not taste like anything I've had. The vibe inside was really dive bar-ish. Kinda grimey. Don't recommend. read more

Super chill but fun place. drinks were strong and yummy. Great staff as well, would def recommend

Cool vibe. Great drinks, great music. The bartenders are very friendly, especially for being in Paris and me being American.

The drinks and the atmosphere were fantastic. I went there with my father-in-law and had a great time. read more

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Recommend by a friend who lived in Paris for a bit, Dirty Dick is a wonderful little tiki bar with some killer drinks. We only stopped in for a bit, but the ambiance brought on the sense of being in one of the many tiko bars of San Francisco: lower seating, colored mood lighting and well-worn carpets. The staff was super friendly and really understood the art of the tiki cocktail. My boyfriend was in the mood for a simple martini that they dressed up with a little orchid, but I opted for a bit more tradition and secured a Mai Tai. Overall, a solid drink, but what set it apart from every other Mai Tai I've had in my life, was the little frozen fish (that right, made of ice) full of spiced nuts! A nice touch and freaking delicious. If you find yourself in Pigalle, stop in for a drink and a surprise snack. read more

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Great bar with quality liquor and talented bartenders! I'm looking at you Alex! Really a very nice hidden gem in the red light district. read more

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As a bartender myself; I'll have to say the craftsmanship that went into the beverages is astounding. The bar in itself, small dark and quaint. Lovely ambiance. I had the Magic Fist of Ku as my first bev. It was amazing. I had to drink it slow because it was that great. read more

GREAT place for drinks in a cool yet definitely sketchy neighborhood. We weren't expecting to find a Polynesian type tiki bar in Paris but when we did find it at Dirty Dick we were not disappointed. It was a cool youngish crowd and neat decorations, and although it isn't a huge place there were a few different areas to sit and enjoy your drinks. The bartenders were nice and we were surprised to find some that spoke English, including one who claimed to not speak French at all. The mai tai was amazing, as was the pain killer, and the bartender who served us our first round of drinks really put a lot of care and attention into the drinks, even down to the sprinklings of seasonings on top of the ice that went in the drinks. As for the not as good...the Asian Persuasion drink might have just been the wrong choice for me but it tasted pretty bad. Like - surprisingly bad. Everything else we had there was great though and it was a lot of fun hanging out there right as we got to the city. We felt welcome there for sure. read more

We loved Dirty Dick. A block or two from the Boulevard de Clichy in Pigalle. If you don't look carefully you walk right by it. Great luck with the Zombie (en feu!). Very strong. The Painkiller was good, too, but a far lighter weight drink. Clubby atmosphere and music, and very cozy, not particularly retro. Mixed reviews I see about the bartenders: when we went, they were African (or Caribbean) emigres' and competent and efficient. I ordered in French, and they had no problem with me, though replying in English. Not for nothing, they were also very macho and not obsequious. It surprises me not at all that they don't tolerate being bossed or ordered around--or feeling as if they are--and would require a "s'il vous plait" or "merci," which are valuable phrases, if not essential, to the Paris travel toolkit (along with "bon jour"/"bon soir," "Madame"/"Monseur"). Paris is a personal favorite of mine, but the officious Parisian stereotype--which is simply pridefulness--exists for a reason and honorifics cut through much of it. "Hey, fix me an Old Fashioned" ça ne va pas. For tiki drink connoisseurs, know that subject to customs limits/creative packing, Martinique rum and absenthe in varieties you can't find in the U.S. are more affordable and easy to find in grocery stores, such as Monoprix. There is a Monoprix very near the Les Halles Metro. Martinique rum is an essential ingredient to a Mai Tai, selection of which is limited in the U.S. read more

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Who'd expect a tiki bar to have such a nasty name but it's a great place to grab a drink or two. The bartenders here are attentive but not entirely friendly. The menu is pretty wild, stiff and well dressed. My drink had dragon fruit on it and another arrived flaming!! Pop in if you get a chance. It's not your ordinary bar... read more

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Awesome little spot if you're in the mood for great drinks and a live vibe. The music was awesome and the people I met here was just as awesome. There was a massage group here giving out back massages and I got one while sitting at the bar (first time for everything) and it was a great experience. You can pay them whatever you want. Great place if you're looking for a fun atmosphere and music and tasty drinks. read more

Yes, yes I know ... the name. It's... interesting... but once you get past that it's actually a really cool bar. I was in Paris only for two days, so I had to make the most of my time. I yelped bars and found this place. I loove a good tiki bar, so I had to give this place a try. I like how it was definitely crowded, but not so much so that I couldn't find a seat. I feel like the people who go to bars in Europe aren't really about sitting... they prefer to stand and chat - which leaves room for the tourists (aka me) to sit #winning! Anywho ... I tried a drink called the zombie (bartender's recommendation). It had approximately one million types of alcohol, that someone all blended well together. There are tons of drinks on the menu ... some get lit on fire, some come in even funkier glasses than my own. I would definitely recommend!! Stay Cheerful ;) read more

I was on vacation and was looking for a place to get some drinks I happened to find this bar on Yelp and it was a great find! The drinks were strong and the staff was friendly. I'd definitely come here again. read more

Strong odor as soon we walked in (can't describe it), overall ambiance was weird (random masseuses giving people rub downs in the middle of the bar), drinks were cute but tasted like kool-aid. I ordered a blurricane that's supposed to be "strong enough to start an engine" but honestly that drink couldn't even start my weed wacker. Maybe if I had about 6 or 7 of them, I would have gotten a buzz. We finished our 1 drink each and left. Back to Cali... read more

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Heard such great things about this place online and was happy to be able to quickly stop by here after dinner! Fun crowd and probably the best cocktail I've ever had. Worth visiting! read more

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We of course couldn't travel without going to a tiki bar, none the less one named dirty dick! Beware the drinks here are strong! Such a creative vibe and fun concept here only regret is waiting to come here on our last night in Paris read more

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I'll start by saying if you get here early, you'll have a five star experience. Choose to come at 10pm or after? You're probably going to want to leave. From all accounts that I can see, this is the only tiki bar in Paris. It's pretty far away from the Polynesian islands, so it makes sense. So if you're into potent potables and suffer from scurvy, you'll want to check out Dirty Dick. If you're friends with any "cool" bartender from a major city, chances are they'll tell you to come here. It seems to be the world's industry bar. With a litany of tasty tiki drinks with all sorts of beautiful garnishes, it's hard not to be impressed with their creations. If you've been to places like Smugglers Cove in SF or Mother of Pearl in NY, you'll get a sense of what to expect here. read more

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We absolutely LOVED this tiki bar with the cheeky name! We're fans of tiki bars and thanks to Yelp, we were shocked to find not just a tiki bar, but one that was so highly rated and only open for 4 months. Located in the heart of the red light district, Dirty sits on a quickly changing street that used to house massage parlors, sex clubs and other unsavory amenities. Owned by a friendly American expat named Scotty, this is the American dream come to life in Paris -- of all places. Upon entering, you instantly discover that you're not in a stifling, overly formal Parisian institution anymore. Instead, you've left Paris and arrived to some remote Polynesian island--complete with Hawaiian shirt clad bartenders (Scotty and fellow American Mikey), tiki mug lined walls and tiki inspired paintings. Drinks are stiff, pun intended, incredibly delicious mixes of rums and homemade juices. After a few laughs and drinks with the guys we were treated to a deadly scorpion bowl that took the festivities to another level and it was awesome!!! read more

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