| : | "Street"? Oh. Then I need to phrase my review
| : | with street terminology.
| : | (and it's in England, so ... )
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| : | After taking a quick *roundabout* at my terminal, one
| : | thing became increasingly clear: there aren't many
| : | choices here. I saw several fast food eateries, but
| : | basically this is the only viable option for me to eat
| : | at the *dead end* of Terminal 4. Today, the *traffic* was
| : | light,so no waiting for a table.
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| : | Décor Street:
| : | The place is adorned with London street signs.
| : | It's in good shape (no *potholes*), and furniture
| : | is in good condition and clean.
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| : | Food Street:
| : | They 'av a new (read as *avenue*) menu. I was going
| : | to order a burger, but on the*spur* of the moment,
| : | changed my mind. For the *Main St* course, I had ordered
| : | Eggs Benedict and a cappuccino, which was served with a
| : | tarantula spider imprint of chocolate on top of the foam
| : | (it did not *curb* my appetite).
| : | The Benedict was good. *One way* to eat it is to slice it
| : | all up, but l like slicing it top-down in chunks. At the
| : | *intersection with the egg*, the muffin seemed untoasted,
| : | but I guess that is their *right of whey*. If this *feeder*
| : | (me) were to eat all that breading, it would take a *toll*
| : | on me, so I *yielded* when my stomach gave the *stop sign*,
| : | and left a bit.
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| : | Service Street:
| : | The staff are friendly enough, service was not as slow as
| : | I had expected, and there were no *speed bumps* in my order.
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| : | Price: I had heard it was high for an American budget
| : | (would be protested by Occupy *Wall Street* folk). *I-10*d
| : | to agree. No *freeway* here.
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| : | Although *paved* with good intentions, this restaurant is
| : | only about equal to Garfunkel's at the other end.
| : | Hey! Keep your mind out of the *gutter*! So, if you are a
| : | tourist returning to America, this might be a good *detour*.
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