Fuck you CVS. You are everywhere... You are 5 blocks away in Porter Square. Why did you have to ass-rape Davis Square with your presence?
Your employees are routinely the dumbest of the dumb. The rudest of the rude. The smelliest of the smelly. The ugliest of the ugly. You represent everything that is going wrong with this country.
I'd love to give you zero stars, but since yelp mandates that I give you at least one, I'll point out two things to your credit:
1. The CVS brand peanut butter-filled pretzels are good and only $1 for a bag.
2. The CVS brand gummy grapefruit slices are good. Though I doubt I should actually attribute that to you.
Addendum:
I just received this response from a user named Junky J. I find it amusing:
"Listen Jorbi P. you fucking stupid piece of shit. Just because your poor self can only afford our dollar bags of pretzels does not mean our store sucks. As for our "grapefruit slices" well they actually don't fucking exist. C.V.S does not carry grapefruit slices of any kind. The fact that you believe we carry grapefruit slices can be attributed to your stupidity. I do not appreciate the fact that you are bad mouthing our employees. We do what we can do deal with idiots like you who apparently can't even read a bag of fruit slices to see what flavors you're eating. Next time why don't you do all of us a favor and go to Brooks, it's people like you who make our lives miserable. Thanks a bunch and again, fuck you."
Now, in all fairness to Junky J., I did misspeak when i said "gummy grapefruit slices"... i actually was referring to the gummy watermelon slices. Apologies, Junky J. Regardless, though, I stand by my review. CVS is a terrible, terrible institution populated with stupid, lazy, rude shitsniffers. Despite this, i would never have bothered to review a CVS until you came into Davis Square. Your presence there is just gross. Blech. Not that you'd know what Davis Square is like, Junky J., considering you live in frickin' Georgia. Hick. read more