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Crazy Beans

3.9 (100 reviews)
Closed • 8:00 am - 3:00 pm

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Moderate noise
Good for groups
Good for kids

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This review is for TIKI TACO'S and Mai Tai's which is an evening popup style restaurant located after Crazy Beans standard hours. 4-10pm I think. So we actually wound up here because we ordered Chinease food next door. Glad we stopped in. The owner was so friendly and nice. She said the place was a concept from the old Maui Chop House from Rockypoint and her creation. Well let me tell you we ordered a small nibble of nachos with pulled pork and some teriyaki beef tacos. We figured since we ordered Chinease food next door for me and my husband. My kids would try some nachos and tacos. "Nope". We took a bite and left the Chinease food in the fridge for tomorrow's dinner. The Nachos were perfectly layered, with just enough slow cooked pulled pork that was delicious. The sauce on the nachos was a Must have and finished the plate perfect just enough to scrape the bottom. We will be back for more. Now for the Tacos, the teriyaki beef was amazing. My only gripe was with myself I should have ordered it with the pineapple or other fruit slaw. I ordered with the standard tomato lettuce. I think even though the taco was amazing the sweet slaw would have finished it just perfect. The sauce that came on the plate was amazing as well as the coconut rice I could eat a bowl of that just on its own. The prices are just right. I would say a great value for quality and taste. We will be back with the whole family to try a Bit of everything. Oops almost forgot to mention, the Hawaiian juice the owner gave us was crazy good. I want to try their Mai Tai's. See you soon THANKYOU for a Fun great food experience. :)

Grilled Cheese and Waffle Fries
Alexis F.

Grabbed lunch to go from crazy beans today. I got a grilled cheese with tomato and waffle fries. I loved the thick sourdough the sandwich was on, it had a great crunch and tasted amazing! The inside of the restaurant is so cute with vintage signs and old magazine covers. Overall, a great takeout experience!

Summer lobster specials.
Wendy B.

I've been hesitant about leaving this review. I know it's after Covid so maybe they're short staffed. I went here twice for breakfast when I was in New York. Both times I was there when they opened. The first time I went in and I was probably sat but it took 30 minutes for me to get just my coffee. Also I might want to say the waitress might want to reconsider the length of her skirt as when she bent over to get menus from podium you saw way too much. My food was good and she was kind enough to get me a to go cup for the rest of my coffee. The second time I went I had a different waitress and in about five minutes before opening they were putting tables outside. Once they were done putting the tables out I asked if I could sit there and the woman said that they were not open yet. I repeated and asked if I could just sit at the table that's outside. She said yes. Once they opened some people had went inside after me and they were served first. So again it took me almost 30 minutes just to get my coffee. The food was good But they really need to work on their organizational skills for their morning service

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Alison A.

Have been here several times, most of which without children. This week has been a crazy week with my son getting injured and then having surgery on his eye. Tuesday after the eye doctor appointment we stopped in because we had spent so long at the eye doctor before taking him to see a specialist that was recommended at that doctor... It was about an hour before they closed and I was worried that we would take up too much of their time because my kids were definitely overtired and I was overtired, hungry, not caffeinated... they were so amazing, helped keep my kids entertained, so I could eat, the food was amazing and a coffee was even more delicious. They were so kind to give my kids little bowls of whipped cream to keep them occupied until the food came out. completely wonderful staff. I will always be coming back here when I'm in the area (most likely next week when we revisit the eye doctor to check in post-op)

Pulled pork

Love this place. They have Delicious food and coffee! Love the caramel coffee. Plus I like that I can get it delivered if needed.

Pumpkin iced coffee
Christiana K.

I can't say enough good things about Crazy Beans. I've been to their Miller Place, Stony Brook, and Greenport locations and I've had stellar experiences at all three. Across the board the service is fantastic-even on their busiest day. I'm a pumpkin coffee junkie and I was so pleased to see that they serve pumpkin flavored coffee even on the off season! Great food and coffee. I loved the retro diner vibe and how friendly and warm their staff is! Hands down my favorite local small business.

Huevos Locos Burrito
Brittny O.

I've ordered breakfast foods from a million different restaurants. This...this is the one. I have no idea what is in the Crazy Sauce, but I'm gonna need a Huevos Locos burrito every day for the rest of my life. (Pro tip, get extra sauce on the side and put it on your Loaded Homies, because those things are no joke.) The flavored lattes are delicious, especially the Toasted Marshmallow & Peanut Butter, though they could use another hit of the flavor. The sweetened iced tea is delish, just sweet enough to offset the savory breakfast, but not so sweet that you'll regret every decision before 10am. Fruit salad is nothing particularly special, but it's good, it's fresh, and it's nice to have when you've ordered every heavy item on the menu...don't judge me. Satisfy those cravings and enjoy breakfast again.

Lobster Mac n cheese
Molly T.

I straight up didn't even know they served lunch til my mom caught this lobster roll on their summer specials menu for $23 comes with fried and 2oz cup of coleslaw. The coleslaw was vinegar-Ey but not in the yummy traditional Greek diner way. I'd pass on that round two but everything g else was delicious the lobster roll was buttery and toasted I a. Split hot dog bun. Great flavor - fries were crispy and delicious. The lobster Mac n cheese was so rich and decedent but a pretty small portio. For almost $17 - it came in a pint container. They easily. Oils have added some more pasta because the sauce was a little overwhelming and it would have made it more of a full portion IMO - but the flavor was there!!! Amazing.

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I don't know how this place has so many good reviews. The food is really ok but the place is filthy.

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Smoked burrito wrap!!!!! Amazing! Love this place so much. So many great options for me and my family

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