I love coming here with my family for brunch. Our favorite go tos are the eggs your way and we are obsessed with the avocado fries. Food is always very delicious no matter what you order. Our favorite thing to get are the iced coffees! They always have unique flavors that are named after characters from a show or movie! You are also able to customize your latte with up to three flavors. Everyone that works here is friendly and the service has never been an issue for us. I prefer this location to the stony brook one, I feel like it's more low key. We always have a great time here! read more

Crazy Beans - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Miller Place, New York

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Lots of parking, nice and clean inside, interesting decor. The menu offers a nice selection of atypical diner/breakfast fare with an almost overwhelming selection of coffee, cocoa, and seasonal cocktails. You'll feel like you want to try everything. We had the pancake quesadillas, short rib sandwich, a bacon cheeseburger (one of the things I have to get when trying a new place, as kind of a gauge. It was pretty good), and the duck hash with eggs over medium. The food came out in a timely fashion, and was fantastic. I ate all of my duck hash and the burger #thisiswhyimfat. The others in my party took home leftovers because they always do. I'd go back again, even though this isn't close to me. I'd even go to the one further out East if I can count on the same experience. read more

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Amazing sandwich spot! The ingredients were fresh, the bread was perfectly toasted, and every bite was packed with flavor. Great portions and friendly service -- definitely a new favorite! read more

This review is for TIKI TACO'S and Mai Tai's which is an evening popup style restaurant located after Crazy Beans standard hours. 4-10pm I think. So we actually wound up here because we ordered Chinease food next door. Glad we stopped in. The owner was so friendly and nice. She said the place was a concept from the old Maui Chop House from Rockypoint and her creation. Well let me tell you we ordered a small nibble of nachos with pulled pork and some teriyaki beef tacos. We figured since we ordered Chinease food next door for me and my husband. My kids would try some nachos and tacos. "Nope". We took a bite and left the Chinease food in the fridge for tomorrow's dinner. The Nachos were perfectly layered, with just enough slow cooked pulled pork that was delicious. The sauce on the nachos was a Must have and finished the plate perfect just enough to scrape the bottom. We will be back for more. Now for the Tacos, the teriyaki beef was amazing. My only gripe was with myself I should have ordered it with the pineapple or other fruit slaw. I ordered with the standard tomato lettuce. I think even though the taco was amazing the sweet slaw would have finished it just perfect. The sauce that came on the plate was amazing as well as the coconut rice I could eat a bowl of that just on its own. The prices are just right. I would say a great value for quality and taste. We will be back with the whole family to try a Bit of everything. Oops almost forgot to mention, the Hawaiian juice the owner gave us was crazy good. I want to try their Mai Tai's. See you soon THANKYOU for a Fun great food experience. :) read more

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Grabbed lunch to go from crazy beans today. I got a grilled cheese with tomato and waffle fries. I loved the thick sourdough the sandwich was on, it had a great crunch and tasted amazing! The inside of the restaurant is so cute with vintage signs and old magazine covers. Overall, a great takeout experience! read more

Crazy Beans - Grilled Cheese and Waffle Fries - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Miller Place, New York

Good food, good service, interesting place with good vibes, clean, menu is sure to have something for everyone

I have gone to the Crazy Bean many times in Stony Brook but this is the first and last time I went to the one in Miller Place. The salad was disgusting. The ice burg lettuce was all rotten. read more

Love crazy beans but this location specifically gets my order wrong every single time. I order the same wrap and it's always missing ingredients. If you have a choice between miller place and stony brook definitely go to stony brook. read more

Our server was not very nice. It's like she didn't want to be there. My friend saw her make a face just because she asked for something. I will NEVER go back. read more

Came here on a weekday so didn't have to worry about a wait or anything. Staff was quick and friendly and got us a high chair no problem. The story of the restaurant is pretty cute We got chocolate chip pancakes, a custom omelette, regular coffee and I got the toasted almond mocha bc why not. The pancakes were pretty good, you get two large pancakes with some powdered sugar and a bit of whipped cream on the side. The 2 yo loved it lol. They were yummy but just normal pancakes. We ordered the maple syrup and it comes in a tiny little jar so we got two. I know it's not a cheap option but it was like $3.50 each My husband enjoyed his omelette, which is what he usually gets anyway. The coffee was great and I really enjoyed my iced almond mocha, it was pretty delicious The place is decently sized tho I can see it get packed real fast at a peak hour on the weekends. I liked the decorations, they're those fun sarcastic retro theme which I can't help but enjoy. The bathroom was large and clean too. I'd definitely go back to try some of their more unique options! read more

I've been hesitant about leaving this review. I know it's after Covid so maybe they're short staffed. I went here twice for breakfast when I was in New York. Both times I was there when they opened. The first time I went in and I was probably sat but it took 30 minutes for me to get just my coffee. Also I might want to say the waitress might want to reconsider the length of her skirt as when she bent over to get menus from podium you saw way too much. My food was good and she was kind enough to get me a to go cup for the rest of my coffee. The second time I went I had a different waitress and in about five minutes before opening they were putting tables outside. Once they were done putting the tables out I asked if I could sit there and the woman said that they were not open yet. I repeated and asked if I could just sit at the table that's outside. She said yes. Once they opened some people had went inside after me and they were served first. So again it took me almost 30 minutes just to get my coffee. The food was good But they really need to work on their organizational skills for their morning service read more

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Have been here several times, most of which without children. This week has been a crazy week with my son getting injured and then having surgery on his eye. Tuesday after the eye doctor appointment we stopped in because we had spent so long at the eye doctor before taking him to see a specialist that was recommended at that doctor... It was about an hour before they closed and I was worried that we would take up too much of their time because my kids were definitely overtired and I was overtired, hungry, not caffeinated... they were so amazing, helped keep my kids entertained, so I could eat, the food was amazing and a coffee was even more delicious. They were so kind to give my kids little bowls of whipped cream to keep them occupied until the food came out. completely wonderful staff. I will always be coming back here when I'm in the area (most likely next week when we revisit the eye doctor to check in post-op) read more

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Not a bad place to eat, but it's very small. Food is good. Cool drinks. But they lose a star because for some reason they won't reveal wait times over the phone, so to me this is more of a takeout spot. Toast has a huge location now just minutes away from Crazy Beans which is just as good food-wise and Toast has have a virtual waitlist, which is great because you can join it from home! So if you're dining in, go to Toast, but if you're doing takeout consider trying Crazy Beans. read more

The food is ok. Staff is horrible. I ordered on uber because last time I went in person I was stared down by people that work there. Well, the uber experience wasn't good either. Missing items, food not cooked properly and hardly any coffee in the cup! The cup was only 10% full! I won't be returning. read more

Love this place. They have Delicious food and coffee! Love the caramel coffee. Plus I like that I can get it delivered if needed. read more

Crazy Beans - Pulled pork - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Miller Place, New York

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I always have a great experience. Food is always delicious and the coffee drinks are so delicious and fun! Wonderful service as well.

I can't say enough good things about Crazy Beans. I've been to their Miller Place, Stony Brook, and Greenport locations and I've had stellar experiences at all three. Across the board the service is fantastic-even on their busiest day. I'm a pumpkin coffee junkie and I was so pleased to see that they serve pumpkin flavored coffee even on the off season! Great food and coffee. I loved the retro diner vibe and how friendly and warm their staff is! Hands down my favorite local small business. read more

Crazy Beans - Pumpkin iced coffee - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Miller Place, New York

I've ordered breakfast foods from a million different restaurants. This...this is the one. I have no idea what is in the Crazy Sauce, but I'm gonna need a Huevos Locos burrito every day for the rest of my life. (Pro tip, get extra sauce on the side and put it on your Loaded Homies, because those things are no joke.) The flavored lattes are delicious, especially the Toasted Marshmallow & Peanut Butter, though they could use another hit of the flavor. The sweetened iced tea is delish, just sweet enough to offset the savory breakfast, but not so sweet that you'll regret every decision before 10am. Fruit salad is nothing particularly special, but it's good, it's fresh, and it's nice to have when you've ordered every heavy item on the menu...don't judge me. Satisfy those cravings and enjoy breakfast again. read more

Crazy Beans - Huevos Locos Burrito - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Miller Place, New York

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Crazy Beans is a good place to eat. Out door seating, nice employees and good food. The atmosphere is very new age with some old classic signs thrown in there too. The servers always welcome you with a smile. However, if you're somebody who likes attentive waiters and waitresses; this place isn't for you. Once you order your drink and your food, they don't come back for a while until it's time to get the check. Perhaps this is more of a preference thing but I want my waiters checking in on me asking if I need more to drink, extra sauce, more napkins, etc. If you want to be left alone after you get your meal then this is the place for you but I personally don't like that the drinks are small and it feels like a hassle to get their attention just to get one more. This also because a question with tipping if they aren't checking up on you. The food is what's most important and it's almost always 10/10. I did ask for no avocado in my meal and and still got avocado which was disappointing to say the least but I still enjoyed what I ate. Overall, definitely recommend this place. I hope they move to a better location with more seating and also change their service techniques but it's still worth going and eating from. read more

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I straight up didn't even know they served lunch til my mom caught this lobster roll on their summer specials menu for $23 comes with fried and 2oz cup of coleslaw. The coleslaw was vinegar-Ey but not in the yummy traditional Greek diner way. I'd pass on that round two but everything g else was delicious the lobster roll was buttery and toasted I a. Split hot dog bun. Great flavor - fries were crispy and delicious. The lobster Mac n cheese was so rich and decedent but a pretty small portio. For almost $17 - it came in a pint container. They easily. Oils have added some more pasta because the sauce was a little overwhelming and it would have made it more of a full portion IMO - but the flavor was there!!! Amazing. read more

Crazy Beans - Lobster Mac n cheese - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Miller Place, New York

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$23 for a medium latte and cappuccino and cups were half filled. No prices on coffee. No desserts just a few wrapped muffins.

I eat here regularly. The food is always great. The ambiance can get a little loud, so I usually get my food delivered or to go, but anytime I've dined in, I've never had less than great service. No matter how you get your food, they seem to go out of their way to make your experience pleasant. This is my favorite place to eat. read more

Food is ok but the staff is NASTY NASTY NASTY. You're working for tips. Do you really expect tips when you treat customers, especially elderly, like sh*t? read more

I've been to the one in Stonybrook and also Greenport. I had different meals then and I enjoyed them. This time I did not. It was bland. The avocado toast too plain. Some garlic rubbed onto the bread prior or red onions would have dressed it up a bit. It literally was avocado on toast. I've had this particular meat at soul brew in st James and it is oh so enjoyable !!! Go there! Definitely worth the money. The staff is nice at crazy bean and the coffee is good. read more

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Great food and great service! Cute place and everything I have tried is incredible. Love their chicken mozzarella wrap, multigrain waffle, omelette selections, multigrain bread and their different flavored lattes are amazing!! Have never had anyone bad here!! read more

This is the cutest place on Long Island, hands down. I love it here. I love the decorations on the walls. It's so bright, cute, and just comfortable. The ladies working have always been so kind, every time I go. They do take card payments, but the tips have to be cash. I have been here so many times and have tried so many things on their menu. I have never been disappointed. I don't think I ever stop smiling during my meals. The food is hearty and fills you up. It does not make you feel disgustingly full. I love that they use paper straws instead of plastic. I just can't get enough of crazy beans. I highly recommend coming here. read more

Crazy Beans - Cute decorations are all over the walls! - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Miller Place, New York

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This was my first time at this location. We were able to be seated right away. They have plenty of dividers between each table to make everyone feel more comfortable. The chalk art signs they had were really cool. They have a lot on their menu. It was tough to choose. As other tables food was being brought out we couldn't help but stare because it looked so good. We ended up trying the loaded homies which were loaded home fries with eggs. The avocado breakfast wrap . The wrap had eggs over easy , bacon , fried avocado and tomato. The eggs made it super messy! I needed so many napkins but it tasted really good. Peanut butter latte was pretty good and my ginger lemon tea was served in a super big cup which was nice. I would recommend this place ! read more

Awesome good food, always perfectly prepared. We've had many delicious breakfasts from crazy beans, tried so many dishes and have never beer disappointed. Great staff, always friendly and attentive. read more

Food was great but the service was one of the worst I have ever experienced anywhere. There were 2 tables occupied in the entire place. The other table was done when my family walked in. Ordering took forever. No drinks were ever served. Typically when the food is brought out the waitress will realize she forgot the forget drinks but frankly this one didn't care! Always uncomfortable cold! read more

I love this place. I love the one in Greenport and this one is great too in Miller Place. The food & coffee are really good. The staff are super pleasant. The atmosphere is cool. It's a feel good type of experience all around read more

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I love Crazy beans the food and service is consistent never disappoints. Family friendly too. read more

Crazy Beans - Great caffeinated drinks - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Miller Place, New York

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Awesome place for a Sunday breakfast. They have breakfast and lunch all day and tons of food choices. Food hasn't been disappointing since I've been coming here but they lattes are usually the main event. Today I got the Red Wedding which had milk chocolate and yummy raspberry syrup. I like the obnoxious colors they come in and are perfect on a day when I want to treat myself! Always friendly waiters and fun atmosphere! read more

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I have to say best pancakes I've had that rival my favorite at Cracker Barrel. A little crispy on the outside and fluffy on the inside. I will be back. read more

We only order take-out and delivery, and every time, it's spot on. Lots of options, and everything is fresh and hot. Love the real maple syrup they include. Pancake Quesadilla is a favorite, as are the omelets. Fully loaded hash browns are crisp and super-tasty! read more

Great spot for brunch, you can pick the breakfast side or the lunch side or in the middle, I went with the B-fast burger: beef patty on English muffin with over easy egg and bacon and it was great! **just bring cash for the tip, can't put it on your card** read more

Went for breakfast with our three month old, sat at a table and planned on pushing the stroller in, in place of a chair (not in or blocking the aisles) We were told by one person that strollers weren't allowed because they are a "fire hazard" (wondering what they tell people in wheelchairs) and instead we had to put the car seat on a chair. Then a different person came up to us and said we can't put the car seat on the chair because it's not safe and a "hazard and liability to them" if the baby falls off, so we then had to put the car seat on an upside down high chair that was so unstable my husband had to keep his foot under it the entire time. Food and coffee were good as usual, but definitely won't be returning. Staff made us feel like such an inconvenience for bringing our baby. read more

First time here for breakfast and loved it! They have a wonderfully eclectic menu which includes loaded home fries, pancake quesadillas and a bunch of crazy omelets. Coffee is served in huge mugs (thank G-d) and the multi grain and marble rye toast is fantastic. Our server Liz was awesome! We will most definitely be back! read more

Although the staff was friendly and the service was great, the rest was just ok. My husband ordered a burger and it was served with a slice of tomato that had mold on it. We let the staff know and they offered to replace the tomato but my husband didn't need any. We ordered french toast sticks from the kids menu for our toddler. It was $6.75. Two of the smallest pieces of bread ever dusted with powdered sugar was served. We were absolutely shocked that they were charging us $7 for two really small pieces of bread on a plate. I really can't believe it. When we were paying I mentioned that I thought that price was crazy. It would have made sense if the pieces of toast were more substantial. We have been to the stony brook location multiple times but after today's visit I probably wouldn't return here. read more

This review is actually for the Crazy Beans in Greenport, NY, but, since it's related to the one in Miller Place, I'll leave my review here. "Breakfast", to paraphrase Hunter S.Thompson, "is my favorite meal of the day - too bad they serve it so GD early!" But, if you're going to get (or be) up early and your in Greenport, make sure you enjoy breakfast here. Funky vibe, comfortable and delicious. If you have to wait on line just chill, make new friends and realize you're soon to be richly rewarded (at some darn good prices, too!) read more

Great breakfast, lots of options for everyone. The lattes were huge, which was definitely a welcomed sight early in the morning. Food came out quickly and everyone was super friendly! Best part was that we were able to take out lattes with us in their to-go cups since they were too large to finish with our meal. Would definitely recommend coming here. read more