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Crazy Alan's Swamp Shack

3.3 (626 reviews)
Closed • 11:00 am - 9:00 pm

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Moderate noise
Casual
Outdoor seating
Dogs allowed

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Tamica J.

I ordered from the wrong place, but I'm always willing to give a place a try. In this case, I wish I hadn't. It's indeed a shack in the worst possible way. When I found my way to the bar for my carryout, I was appalled! I'm sure they have kitchen violations because the place looked filthy! The pictures they show online must be ENHANCED b/c the fried fingers looked like they came from baby crab, the crab stuffed mushrooms tasted like they used canned cream of chicken for gravy and definitely IMITATION CRAB in the dish. It was disgusting. The platter with catfish (4 VERY SMALL PIECES), fried baby shrimp, 3-4 VERY SMALL chicken fingers and French fries that tasted like old grease and/or fried twice. Either way this entire place should be THROWN OUT!!? Lastly, the female bartender had the worst foul talking mouth I've heard in a while. There was no customer service. Just her talking foul to some customer sitting at the bar. Needless to say, I will NEVER come back here and I suggest not coming here at all! The worst $65 I've ever spent.

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Brooke S.

I got a pasta dish tonight. It was amazing! My husband ordered 12 grilled shrimp and was given a grilled fish, shrimp and veg plate by mistake (waitress rang up wrong, no problem). She corrects order and someone else delivers plate but it only had 6 shrimp. By the time hubby gets his meal. I've eaten half of mine. Not a single apology from the waitress sadly. We never complained or asked for a manager.

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Lunch on a Saturday. My second visit here. Weather was cold but they had heaters going. We got boiled crawfish and crab along with some appetizers and a bucket o' beer. Food was good, our server Hannah did a great job.

All you can eat Catfish & Shrimp Feast
Royal V.

We tried the all you can eat catfish and shrimp. It comes with a gumbo and salad as an appetizer. It was delicious. We sat outside, it was cool windy day, but they installed overhead heaters that made it cozy. Service was good. We will be back!

The food was amazing I got the chefs special and the dinner for two for my mom and dad and a couple of appetizers
Ciya M.

I came here and got the chef special and it was amazing. Our server was perfectly patient and kind, the food was good and so was the vibe 10/10 would recommend if you're in kemah

Pure deliciousness.... Spicy dungeoness crabs
Paul J.

Get the Dungeness crabs with the G-sauce... the crab and shrimp are so delicious.. I've never had a better sauce on my seafood, live music on the patio keeps your very entertained. Highly recommend

G style flavored pot
Amanda L.

After a whole day of playing at Kemah boardwalk, I was looking forward to getting some crawfish! I was seated really quickly and opted for the upstairs seating- there are a handful of comfy booths! I got the "G Style Flavored Pot" which came with 3 pounds of crawfish and 1 pound of shrimp! The shrimp was exceptionally large and fresh! And the portion is good for 2-3 people! There was also lots of crawfish and it tasted really good with the mild seasoning (which was not mild btw) I also had some southern gumbo - very heavy and hearty taste; as well as some catfish - super flaky and fresh! (The Catfish and Shrimp Feast could feed 2-3 people as well!) An overall great experience for my first crawfish boil!

Trout Medallion and seafood skewer with Pontchartrain Sauce
Debbie R.

The food was excellent! The waitress, Janette, was wonderful and very friendly. The homemade onion rings were very good. I had the Trout Medallion with grilled seafood and veggies with yummy sauce on top. The open restaurant was great for a beautiful day. It was very relaxing watching the boats come and

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Every food item was great. Even the grilled chicken if not a seafood person was enjoyable. Server was very sweet.

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