If I were presented with someone who had the opportunity to eat only one meal in Milwaukee, I would hands down recommend that they choose Comet Cafe.
I was in precisely that position at the beginning of last month: the boyf and I had one dinner opportunity during our visit to the city and many places from which to choose. I did my research beforehand and a good acquaintance strongly urged us to check out Comet Cafe. I ended up directing us to the Hi Hat Garage instead, where we had a very lovely meal. But yesterday the boyf and I were in town again. I steered us over here and we found street parking without a problem. The place was packed except for the lunch counter, where we were able to be seated immediately. It was a great place to sit: we got to watch drinks (of which there are many) being made, we were waited on by plural super friendly dudes, and we got to stare down the cupcake and pie display to the left of us throughout our meal. But more about that later.
One of the reasons why I was hesitant on my first visit to try Comet Cafe was because it was billed to me as a fabulous vegetarian- and vegan-friendly restaurant with extremely creative meals. This sounded fabulous to me, but I eat anything and everything. The boyf doesn't. At all. "Extremely creative meals" is exactly the opposite of what he would like, which is a plain hamburger (meat and bread) and French fries. SURPRISE: Comet Cafe satisfies all kinds of eaters, meat-luvin' and not! Okay, CSH could have done without the buttering and grilling of the inside of his burger buns (can't make a plain burger without that extra touch, it appears). But he is of the opinion (I concur) that the Comet Cafe's French fries are Decatur-worthy, which for us means "as good as the ones at the Brick Store or Leon's or the Marlay House in Decatur, GA," which is a very high standard to meet. Although we love trying out places all over the country when we travel together, the fries usually don't end up holding a candle to the ones we eat Back Home. But the crispy, irregular cut fries we were served at Comet Cafe were delicious and perfectly portioned.
It kind of kills me to pay more than $10 for an entree under any circumstances, so I ruled out some fabulous sounding options, particularly the meatloaf with beer gravy ($12), the compact turkey dinner ($12, served with Brussels sprouts!!!), and a duck confit poutine daily special ($11). They have many, many sandwiches in the $7-9 range, though, and I was extremely pleased with my choice of BBQ pork.
Their craft beer menu boasts over 150 kinds of bottles and they have a mean cocktail menu of classics and affordable and inventive combos (like the 'beermosa' [white beer and OJ, $4] and the 'Sconnie-mosa [Door County cranberry wine, champagne, and OJ, served in a pint glass, $7]).
And their cupcakes: huge, delicious, and made in a variety of flavors, four out of seven still left in the case by 9 pm on Saturday night were vegan. The boyf chose chocolate mint and I chose chocolate with vanilla frosting. Both were amazing.
The only possible downside of Comet Cafe is that the food may, in fact, be slow to come out to one's table. But they warn this on their website and menu: "We are a little cafe with a little kitchen! We cook great, from-scratch food, but not fast food." The boyf and I waited 30+ minutes, but we like each other's company and had plenty of neat things to watch going on in the cafe while we yapped.
You were right, Guy Conn: this place is fantastic. Five plus stars in my book. read more