Love this place. We go there every time we are in Cozumel. The pico, guacamole and ceviche are always great. Good drinks too! read more

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Couldn't stay, cash only. Don't trust the souvenir stand at the bottom. They charged 4x what it would be anywhere else.

Our latest experience here was a bit of a disappointment. The music playing the entire time was garbage. Pros: My wife had her usual shrimp cocktail and it was pretty good. The guacamole and pico de gallo were perfect. The views, amazing as always. Cons: price, a bit overpriced and they should give you a real receipt not a hand written total, that's not a receipt. I did the itemizing myself to check the total and they did not match, I didn't complain just took it out of their tip. Umbrellas, why have them if they never let you open them? Pathetic fish tacos, I was expecting something delicious. Instead I was served chopped up mystery fish that looked like it was given zero effort in prep and cooking. As if this wasn't bad enough it had a sad sliver of avocado, on a cheap store bought tortilla that fell apart on the first bite, and was served with a lump of mushy rice. The waiters were nice enough but not attentive at all. The chicken quesadilla my kids had was eaten cause they were hungry but way overpriced and the chicken looked old. My daughter had the bubble guts as soon as we left. The drinks and views keep us coming back but they'll get a lot less of my money next time. I'll eat at Ernesto's in town before heading over to this place. read more

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So a rite passage in Cozumel seems to be the obligatory trip to coconuts. It can't be denied that the view is spectacular and the area is very quirky. However, I must confess that I had a feeling that it was all a bit overrated, Now the atmosphere was still fantastic, the staff friendly beyond measure, and our ceviche quite delicious. I think what prevents this one from being five stars is that from the moment you sit down there is slight whisper of tourist trap running through your head... still the place is a must see, and you have to do it at least once. read more

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This is a must stop when you're on the backside of the island. Very touristy but always a great time. Appetizers are excellent. Try the conch salad. The beer is always cold! read more

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Fun place on the only elevated spot on Cozumel. Prices are fair considering the location. Definitely will return read more

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Stopped here some some drinks and they did not disappoint. The view from here absolutely amazing! Must stop when in Cozumel on a cruise. read more

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Delicious but very expensive. Quite a hike to get up there too lol. But definitely a great view and great service. Love all the animals the food was incredible. The shrimp was huge and had the best flavor. Best meal we had in Cozumel. read more

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Overall a mediocre, overpriced, and vulgar restaurant. A colleague said Coconuts is an "must visit" while in Cozulmel. Won't follow her advice in the future. Only redeeming quality is the setting on the water. Food: Ordered the fish tacos. MX$150 for two tacos. Fish was mediocre at best, breading was heavy and soggy. Service: poor. Our waiter for some reason kept ignoring our request for the check. Took multiple requests. Ambiance: generally vulgar, loud, reminiscent of a Harley motorcycle meet with Caribbean randomness added. Cleanliness: below average Bathroom cleanliness: below average Misc: (1) physical setting behind the restaurant was beautiful overlooking the water from a small ledge. Stop in for that view and keep on going. (2) No credit cards accepted, and they really try to scalp you on the exchange rate if you pay in US dollars. See receipt (MX$330 or US$19 = exchange rate of 17.36). read more

I will never go to coconuts. I've been going to Cozumel for a few years now and last year we went with some friends and our friend got drugged. Her husband was even with her! Luckily she's okay, but I've heard of this happening to many people. read more

Ha Ha Ha! I am cracking up reading the negative reviews on Coconuts! If you do not like fun, this is not the place for you. If boobs offend...don't stop here. The food is adequate, the drinks are strong. the decorations can be described as tacky, but this place is one of a kind and we loved it! No frills, no bs, just good clean(ish) fun on a beautiful island with a stellar view of the Caribbean sea. My wife, daughters and I had a fantastic time here. It is a perfect place to spend a lazy afternoon drinking, eating and laughing. The shrimp ceviche was my favorite on the island (very simple, clean and tasty). The service is great fun and I will absolutely go back on my next visit. It's a beautiful drive to get here too, even if you don't stop into Coconuts you should drive to the south side of the island. It's gorgeous. read more

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Little bit of a drive but if you have a car, you gotta go. We stopped by in the middle of the day so busy lunch crowd, just had onion rings, but very good. Drinks we also good and service was quick. read more

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What a unique place! A bar at the top of a hill (climb at your own risk) with a gorgeous ocean view. We only had drinks here but it was really special. read more

Beautiful view, great waiters and the best conch ceviche! We went there 3 times during our week visit!

Drove out here on a whim. We were driving around the island and my boyfriends parents decided to pick this place. While we were walking up the stairs to get in, a bunch of drunk Guests were walking down telling us how good the margaritas were, and strong. Which was perfect, because that's what we came there for. We sat on as close to the overlook as we could. Our server was very quick and attentive. Our Margarita was great. I thought the alcohol level was perfect. I got tipsy off of one, which is pretty typical for me. So I was happy. My boyfriend got some nachos which were great. A lot of meat and cheese. You get like 7 chips though, so you don't get much, that's the only downside. Other than that this place has good food, drinks, and a fun atmosphere. read more

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Quit honestly, you come to Coconuts for the BEST views of Cozumel and eat there while your at it, Food is good, beers are cold, service is good, the decoration is a blast to take in, don't take anything too seriously. Of course beers were in order along Shrimp, Beef and Chicken Tacos. All good. Atmosphere: fun beach bar/restaurant, Service: good, Food: good, Views: AMAZING! read more

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IT'S A TOURIST TRAP! There really is no beach but the view is nice overlooking the ocean. We had 2 tequilas with the shrimp tacos and chips & salsa. The food is OK but the drinks are weak. The problem is that they bring you the bill in pesos or option 2 is to pay in dollars CASH which came out to $120 for what we ordered. I've eaten more in South Beach for less so we were surprised but figured we can pay by CC since I don't carry that much CASH to the "beach". That's when I found out they don't accept CC because they don't have reception for CC machine. Yet the little road side souvenir shops outside their entrance selling little trinkets do accept credit cards. They made me leave my phone (something of value) and drive 30 minutes back to the city of Cozumel to an ATM to get their cash. It's not worth the hassle so avoid this place and keep driving up the road to better locations. read more

Game to this place on a bar hop tour lots of fun and really cool people! Must try the peanut butter tequila. read more

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Our favorite bar and grill on the island. No trip to Cozumel is complete without a visit to Coconuts! Tons of fun every time. Staff is friendly and funny. Great drinks. I recommend the blue margarita! Delicious shrimp ceviche, nachos, guacamole...never had food here I didn't like! Pina coladas are also really good here. Fun atmosphere, not necessarily a place I would take small children, older teenagers would be okay, but there is a sort of adult theme here. Take time to read the funny signs and check out the animals: turtle, birds, dogs, chameleon, and even a crocodile! Beautiful ocean view and beach access. We love Coconuts! Btw, other reviewers have mentioned the "vulgar" atmosphere. It is true that you may be offered to view an album containing photos of woman in various stages of undress. If the human body offends you, simply say no thank you. If however, you find beauty in the human female body, enjoy the album! It is also true that you may be offered a free tequila shot to take your top off. If you aren't into that, don't do it. But heck, it's Mexico and you're probably on vacation. Live a little! What happens in Mexico... read more

Great lunch spot! If you rent a car, definitely head to coconuts for ceviche and the blue margarita which is very strong. It is not close to anything but untouched beaches. The view is amazing up high! Nacho, a masseuse can change your life; US 10$ for 15 minute chair massage! The staff is always pretty quiet but the view and the ceviche is a wonderful experience. Plan to chill while. No hurries. We go here every trip! read more

If you are offended by vulgarity or crude humor, do not go to this place. If animals or barefoot staff at a restaurant is gross to you, I would not recommend. I also would not ever take my kids here... That being said, I and everyone in my group LOVED this place. The drinks were cold, staff was friendly, and the food was surprisingly good! It was a little more pricey than most of the Mexican bars, but definitely less expensive than any beach restaurant you could find in the states. You could spend at least an hour just reading all the humorous signs. The white bird (named chimichanga) does tricks. The beach view is fantastic! I would highly recommend. read more

This is such a fun bar and grill that's located outside of town and it overlooks the ocean. We didn't have food and if you want to get a good buzz going, I recommend getting their blue margarita. I can't remember the name but it was a good size and full of tequila. As we sat there with our friends, enjoying the view and the drinks, a nice local came up to us and made us these adorable grasshoppers out of palms. It was so cool! We also got to see a couple birds and dogs! It was such a cool spot and I highly recommend going! read more

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This place only takes cash and I recommend you have pesos. They rip you off with exchange rate to US DOLLARS. Today the exchange rate is 21 pesos for $1. Most local restaurants give 20 pesos to $1, so I was using that rate. This place is using 17 pesos to $1. My bill of 330 pesos was $19US. I was told this was a great place to eat on the other side of the island. I should have left when I walked in. There are way too many tourists! Cheesy music from the US from 60s. I stayed because I was hungry. The service is fast and the waiters are hard working, but be warned again you will get ripped off if you pay in US dollars. I order fish tacos which were 150 pesos each. Two orders and 1 water. The total bill was 330 pesos. The fish tacos were okay. The fish was tiny morsels and not very fresh tasting, but the habanero salsa combined with pico made the fish tacos. Chips and salsa were provided for free. They kept trying to get my husband to open a book, my husband said no, he wanted the check. You have to ask for your check and few times and refuse to take any books they give you. After reading other reviews, glad we kept pushing back on the books. Skip this place. There are better places to eat only 20 minutes away. Never again. The music is very loud here and the coconuts vulgar continues throughout the restaurant. Not a romantic place or a spot to bring kids. read more

Hated this place. $14 USD for a fruity cocktail with watered down alcohol. Drink was supposed to have tequila, rum, gin, etc. - all of the boozes - and I'm certain there was little or no alcohol in it. Very expensive by any standards and a total ripoff bc they screw you on the exchange rate which they jack up. The staff kept trying to get us to show our tits for free tequila shots, no thanks. Felt bad for the caged alligator. Insane swarms of bugs everywhere. Overall extremely unpleasant experience. Our group was one and done here, then moved onto 'Welcome to Miami' beach bar a little farther down. Do yourself a favor, skip Coconuts and head straight to Welcome to Miami where freshly mulled/blended and potent mojitos/pina coladas are only $7, the beach is beautiful and swimmable, staff is friendly and the food is righteous. read more

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Amazing place! The view and the vibe are wonderful. Strong margaritas and great fresh seafood. Always worth the stop on the way around coz. read more

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I had a fresh lemonade and everyone else had margaritas. Drinks did not disappoint. I tasted the margarita and immediately regretted that I was the designated driver lol. 280 pesos for margaritas makes me choke a little bit but again very tasty and strong. Salsa was awesome I had the beef nachos which were simple but good. Best place on the island to eat because of the unbeatable views. read more

Coconuts Bar & Grill is not only my favorite bar in Cozumel but hands down one of my favorite of all bars. And no, it's not a gay bar, though the bartender laughingly said he had never been in a gay bar until I showed up with my entourage turning his bar into one. LOL! It's a totally relaxing place with lovely seaside views and easy going laid back atmosphere. As it is on the opposite side of Cozumel from the cruise ship pier, it doesn't get too tourist infested, and because it's not, has bargain basement low prices. I always order a margarita. The bartender only prepares the mix for me. He then plops down a bottle of tequila on the telling me to pour as much as I want, of which I always a lot. Also for food, really great, especially their mixto ceviche which is always fresh and delicious. And if you're just having some chips with salsa, they do their salsa fresh from the ground on up. read more

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Great vibe. By itself it is worth the trip to this side of the island. Best shrimp tacos on the planet. The shrimp is cooked in a garlic sauce, and very fresh. Best pina colada in the universe. I loved the "coconuts" theme ( it ain't about things that fall off a tree). Don't miss the photo albums. read more

This is a must see place, quirky and beautifully located on the east coast of the island. The decor is quaint, with humorous signs and old tee shirts and personal memorabilia of past visitors. Chicken and dogs roam freely in and around the restaurant which is reached up a set of steps from the road side. The views from the cliffs are excellent and the place is fun. Four of us had a few starters and a couple of beers at a cost of $55 including tip. The beef nachos were excellent as was the salsa with habanero peppers. They do make a mild salsa for gringos! We had rented a jeep so arrived quite early, beating the cruise ship crowd. Once they arrived the place was pretty crowded. Access is not easy and the toilets are rudimentary! read more

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This is the best hidden gem in Cozumel. Wow, it's right in the coast & has a beautiful view. There's parrots and chickens running around, which are so cute. The food & drinks are amazing. This place was amazing. read more

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Stopped in while we drove around the island in a rented buggy. Worth the stop for the view & surroundings alone, but we had shrimp ceviche which was very tasty! They have a cute little dog, a cat and several exotic birds on the premises. We also saw a large lizard sunbathing in the garden. read more

Worth the drive plus the sightseeing on the way is breathtaking!! Best ceviche I've had so far. Best chips and guacamole! And the pico...mmmmhhhmmm! The fish tacos and drinks were really good too! read more

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If you have mobility issues, this is probably a no go. It's many stairs, going up the hill and only a rope to hold onto. There are different paths, but I wasn't sure where they all were. The margaritas are still excellent. I only had chips and guac this time, but everybody at table tried different appetizers and cocktails. Fun place to visit if you have never been. read more

Feel like we were definitely "taken for a (tourist) ride"! 6 of us were there on a no dive day on a week-long dive trip. We ordered a couple of drinks each and appetizers. The waiter came with a bill that was almost $300: in other words about 6x the avg of a two couple tab anywhere else. First waiter dropping off the bill said it included tips, everything (I hope the BLank it does! Second waiter a Said it didn't onvl the tip! Successfully guilted one couple to spend more, sadly. I had already worked out that the original bill was almost 40% above menu prices! I said as much This lousy rating isn't about the money spent as a lot to us, it's the feeling of being "had" that prompts this review. A desire to warn off any other tourist. This place is a "ways" from most resorts. If you do end up out there, the beach restaurant next to Coconuts is Much more reasonable, predictable. read more

This place has great food. The garlic conch filet was awesome. The blue drink is over hyped and has crappy booze in it but alot. Great view for sure. Will always make this a stop on vacations. read more

I have to say, I don't necessarily disagree with the negative reviews. I think they are valid. I was looking forward to this place and I left very disappointed. They don't bother telling you you're going to be paying more in US currency, so my $3.00 beer became $4.00. not a deal killer, but it rubbed me wrong and it's far more expensive than anywhere else on the island where I'm used to paying a buck or two for the same beer read more

If you're ever exploring the east side of Cozumel (which you definitely should because it's beautiful and not crowded), you have to stop at Coconuts. It's quirky and an "organized" mess inside, with a sense of serenity and wonder outside. The restaurant is basically a large tent on a cliff. Climb a few stone stairs (accompanied by hilarious signs) to reveal a large tent with a circular bar. The inside of the tent is covered by t-shirts, but you won't be focused on that because there's a dog walking around...along with chickens! Then you spot a parrot at the bar. And later, 2 other parrot cages! This, my friends, is paradise. Paradise only accepts cash though. USD or pesos. The menu is handwritten on a wooden tablet, which just exudes a kick-back-and-relax beach vibe. The drinks are large and delicious. They even made me a special virgin fancy umbrella drink because I was on doctor's orders to avoid alcohol (*silent crying*). The salsa here is a hurts-so-good kind of spicy so be warned! The mixed seafood ceviche was delicious. I ordered the fish tacos (ok) and the boyfriend ordered a fish burger (decent). There's also a hammock near the bathrooms. Perfect location for that perfect Instagram picture. read more

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Probably the best view you'll get on the island. The service is excellent and the food is OK. When we were done with our meal we each got a binder with T&A pics. Lovely but kind of odd. I don't know what they put in our drinks but after arriving back to the hotel after lunch my wife and I both crashed and woke up 2 hours later with bender like hangovers. Now I know how they get all their boob and ass pics. Good thing we left before what ever they served us kicked in. read more

Oh lord, such a fun place, good fresh food and beverages. Just keep your parts covered so years from now your children don't find your young adventurous self in their photo albums! This is a one of a kind place that you'll talk about for years to come. And if you're afraid of the free roaming creatures, get over yourself, it's part of the charm. read more

Poor quality food and 3 different music sources all within the restaurant/bar playing different songs at a noise level that makes your teeth hurt. Nice wait staff and pretty location but no where near as nice as some of the old places like Velasquez or Minino's. Also quite expensive for the quality. read more