Stay away, for the love of Pete, please stay away.
I don't review very often, but when I do, it's to save the general public from making a horrible decision. I have no idea where other reviewers have eaten, so I can't speak to their experience, but this place is absolutely, without doubt, in all my 52 years the WORST CHINESE FOOD I'VE EVER HAD.
I can overlook the half-remodeled 80's Burger King that houses China Cafe. In fact, I thought to myself as I entered the establishment, "how cool would it be if this ugly place had amazing food?" I LOVE those kind of places. But, the fact that this place was utterly empty at noon should have triggered my restaurant instincts.
The greeting one receives is somewhere north of what you'd receive at the cafeteria of a fancy prison, lacking only the presence of a large, amorous serial killer behind you waiting for you to drop your plastic fork. Very sterile, not very friendly, I'm starting to wonder whether or not these poor souls are there voluntarily.
To the owner, I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but your food is utter trash. Much better food to be had at what I consider the holy grail of crappy Chinese food: the buffet. Yes, I said it, their food is worse than the worsed buffet food. Their "fried rice" isn't fried... it's colored, steamed rice with come frozen bagged vegetables in it (good news... none of the flavor!" I specifically ordered the Kung Pao Chicken because I wanted a little heat and lots of flavor, but what I got would have been better served being created by Chef Boyardee (if only). The sauce had literally no flavor, which I assume is the same base for many, many of their dishes. But hey! They "Kung Pao'd" it by throwing on some whole shelled peanuts before serving. Not a single tiny hot pepper in there to be found... you know, like every single other Kung Pao dish I've ever had. Just so, so bad. Apparently these folks never made the Zoom call where MSG was discussed.
I tried to remedy the situation with soy sauce, which is ONLY AVAILABLE IN TO-GO packets. Yep, not a bottle in the place. The packets were what I assume came from Wish.com, meaning they couldn't be what the owner had ordered, no way. Even the packet of soy sauce were flavorless. Brown water satchels is what they got.
Also... NO FRIGGIN SRIRACHA?? In an Asian restaurant??? I thought for a moment I'd been teleported to North Korea and landed in one of those fake storefronts, only there to make it look like everything is great, but you get inside, and everything is just for show.
My wife ordered shrimp fried rice, and and a bowl of hot and sour soup. The soup was neither hot, nor sour, probably made from the same Sisco Food Service mix one can find at any crap buffet. Utterly unremarkable. Her shrimp fried rice was in a contest with my food for blandest thing you can put in your mouth, ever. She thought her shrimp was "off", and quit after a few bites. They had a twice-worn panty kind of odor, and with it, the unsurprising sliminess. Again, this rice was NOT FRIED. Tinted rice would be a good name for this dish, folks. Good news, though... our pig loved it!
I feel pretty bad leaving this review, but I feel it is imperative to warn you. Save your money, go to Walmart, and get yourself one of those huge, tall cans of La Choy. It's waaay tastier. read more