As a frequent customer to the Chevron Richmond Cafeteria, I may be a bit biased. For the most part over 50% of the food is edible which is a better statistic than Home Town Buffet. The safe bet is the salad bar as long as you don't drown your salad in Ranch or Thousand Island dressing. Unless you have an iron stomach or have evolved in such a way to digest the other food, you are going to have some major GI issues.
But even with all the colon cleansing options they offer, fun can still be had. See below for the list of cafeteria activities we have utilized:
Intern/New Hire Special - This involves taking a new hire and/or an intern to the cafeteria for the first time. Usually you will want to play up the cafeteria by letting them know how delicious and healthy the food is. Maybe even throw in a few recommendations that you know will surprise them. Watching them hold a smile and pretend to enjoy the stir fry dishes or the chicken fried steak can be a very enjoyable moment for you in what can otherwise be a bleak day.
Artichoke Chicken Challenge - This is usually performed after a bet is lost or maybe a cash challenge is accepted. It must be held on Artichoke Chicken day which only appears on the menu once a month (so watch for it!). The dish consists of a chicken breast coated/drowned in cheese, butter, and canned artichoke heart pieces with a side of rice pilaf & butter drowned vegetables. The challenge consists of climbing the atm column (~150ft tall structure with only ladder access) about 30 mins after consuming the dish. This challenge is very difficult!! Even a certain Hydro Engineer with a special skill set in bimetallic welding, turned downed a $200 offer to attempt the challenge. read more