The staff was incredibly friendly and accommodating, but this place really isn't worth the price. I stayed in the Tree Frog tent, which has parking and is nearest the bathrooms and office. It still felt private and quiet, though, with the exception of some late-night drivers on the road to the campsites. But here's the bad stuff...
The bathrooms aren't very clean. Some mold on the bottom of the shower door and hair in the drain. There's only one hook and no shelves. You can't flush toilet paper so there's a covered plastic trash can for it. The lighting isn't great. No fans. There seem to be only two bathrooms. I was there at an off-time so I never had to wait for a bathroom, but that's not nearly enough bathrooms for the ranch at even moderately busy time. The whole bathroom experience is sort of gross.
There's some firewood at the campsite but you'll probably need to gather more near the office. There isn't really any kindling, but another review mentioned that so I knew to bring my own. The fire pit was nice and deep, but the grill provided was too small to fit on top so you couldn't use it for cooking. There were no tongs or pokers. I tried the wood stove but couldn't make it work (probably my fault, but there was a packet of "firestarter as seen on Shark Tank" that was totally worthless, and a tiny packet of matches). The stove had some weird parts, like a faucet thing, but there were no instructions.
I thought they advertised wifi, but it only works near the office. My tent was really close to the office but the wifi signal was too weak to use. My T-mobile cell phone worked but I was told most cell phone services don't.
The electricity in the tent is battery-powered and not long-lasting. If you have something you really need plugged in, you should ask about it before you reserve. They give you a couple of battery lanterns which work fine, and you can charge your phone and laptop with the battery, but otherwise you can only plug in an electric kettle or something you only need for a couple of hours.
Which leads me to: They advertise coffee and tea. There was a single tea packet and no coffee, but I didn't care because I brought my own tea. The thing is, there's no electric kettle. So you have to wake up, start a fire, boil some water, and then make your own coffee or tea. They don't seem to understand that the most important part of that equation is the hot water. If you're camping, you can bring your own coffee or tea! All you need is a kettle you can plug in!
Another ridiculous item they provide is a wine bucket, but no ice. It looks glamorous in photos but it's basically useless. They do provide a large jug of water that is easy to use, though -- it was like having running water. There are cups and glasses, but no silverware or plates. (As one reviewer said, it *is* camping after all.) They do provide bathroom towels, hand towels, and washcloths.
The bed doesn't have a headboard like it shows in the photos, so you can't sit up in bed and read or talk. That's annoying because the pillows keep falling behind the bed. The nightstands are just orange crates, so they're too small and too short. They should replace those with small tables. There are a couple of hooks (one was directly over the center of the bed, which I thought was odd) and only one small side table that already had a bunch of stuff on it. So there's no place to put anything unless you leave it outside on the picnic table. The setup is just really inconvenient.
The photos show a bed with a headboard, a fluffy white comforter, and huge pillows, as well as a vintage mirror and colorful banners. Well, in truth the bedspread is a motel-room print, the pillows are small, there's no mirror or headboard, and the banner is kind of faded. The bed was super comfortable and warm, though.
The bed linens didn't feel super soft (they advertise egyptian cotton), but they were fine. The only thing is, they're washed in something that smells really strong. Like scented bleach. The smell got all over our backpacks and we could still smell it at home.
I honestly have no idea why they charge an extra $50 per night for a dog. The only possible thing the dog could affect is the bedspread, which I doubt they wash each time unless it's visibly dirty. I could understand a $25 flat fee, but $50 a night for what is basically a floor and a bed seems crazy.
The site itself isn't that pretty. There was an old crushed beer can onsite, and it's basically weeds that are mown down. But in the distance you can see the ocean and the stars were gorgeous. There's still a little light pollution from the office lights that are on all night, but it's dark enough to see the stars well.
As for hikes, it's not a pretty wilderness. Mostly scrub grass, swampy areas, and some poison oak. We drove to some nice cliff beaches. There's no cafe onsite, and most local cafes don't open early or have wifi.
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