Somethings work and somethings don't, it all depends on perspective. Alas when going on a first date it's always good to research an establishment beforehand. When I was invited out to a pool hall in San Marcos, of which I'm not very well versed I immediately did a little research utilizing things like... ahem Yelp. So, after I was told to meet at Cats Billiards I immediately wanted to know more.
The pictures didn't exactly inspire confidence as I thought it was in a horrible section of town. Google maps dispelled that notion however not much else installed confidence. Driving up was relatively easy on a blissful Saturday and it was in a decent part of town. Moreover, parking was a snap as I was able to get a spot right in front of the joint. The outside seemed pretty cool as I thought to myself, nostalgic. I opened the door and immediately sang the song "it's in the way that you use it" by Eric Clapton from the movie The Color of Money.
The first thing that hit me was the stench of mold, beer and to be determined. I walked up to the bar to get a rack of balls and a cocktail, both of which were cheap. The bartender was pleasant enough and I proceeded to get the table furthest away from the front. Walking under half inserted, water-stained ceiling tiles with filth hanging on them thinking one could drop at any second.
I got to my table which had seen much better days. The pockets were duct taped on, the carpet was full of dust and warped. I racked the balls and proceeded to practice before my friend arrived. At least the sticks are plentiful and straight. Being in the corner meant some rail shots weren't easy as the bar behind them was to close as though I was playing pool in Frank Costanza's house from Seinfeld. I noticed the music playing in the background was horrible as it sounded like the sound track from an adult film. This was more the patron's fault but having those options available is as Jeff Foxworthy would say "There's your sign."
Some of the people were very sketchy. I try not to be judgmental but situationally aware at all times. Needless to say, I had an uneasy feeling so I limited my alcohol consumption and kept my eyes peeled. I did have a glass of water but never once did I want to even attempt to find out what atrocities waited in the bathroom.
I try to find the good in everything so I'll say the parking is easy, the pool sticks are straight and the drinks cheap. Now the bad, this is not a date friendly, family friendly or allergy friendly place. I won't be back and offer my words of caution to anyone wanting to visit. Find other options to play pool. read more