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The Porch

3.2 (32 reviews)
ModerateSports Bars, Lounges
Open • 11:00 am - 2:00 AM (Next day)

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THE PORCH ATMOSPHERE

What's the vibe?
Casual
Moderate noise
Outdoor seating
Happy hour specials

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Blah... Where's the Texas beers?
Chiqui B.

Liquor and bottles only. Not much of a selection of Texas beers. They beautified the building, and put this fancy circular screen with different games projected on it. Maybe they should have invested in some bar taps and better beer. R.I.P. Coffee Pot.

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4 years ago

The chep bartender in the afternoon makes great popcorn. Seriously. Miguel is his name I think. Or Omar.

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6 years ago

This place bumps hard, real diverse crowd and loud ass bangers. The new management really turned this place around.

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7 years ago

Back of the house was great but bartender in front was rude and not hospital. Won't be back

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“And now they have installed PORCH SWINGS that sway breezily overlooking the square.”

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Palmer's Restaurant Bar & Courtyard - Herb crusted red fish

Palmer's Restaurant Bar & Courtyard

3.9(787 reviews)
0.3 mi
•$$

We went in for brunch on Sunday and it was a very nice place. There is a very nice area to sit…read moreoutside that is covered by gorgeous trees. Inside is nicely decorated. The service was great. We walked in knowing what we are going to order. We ordered the Monte Kristeaux. It was good but we weren't blown away by it. We thought it would be more of a sandwich that you can hold in your hand but the blueberries and egg were on the outside. I think the blueberry compote should have been pieces and a little more squished. They were round blueberries that kept rolling around. Taste was it was good. The chicken fried steak biscuits were superb. The chicken fried steak was fried to perfection and we loved the crispy flakiness on the outside. Loved the bacon pieces on top of the gravy. It's a must order. The potatoes were ok. A bit cold when we received it. However, the sweet potato fries were sooo good. Probably the best I've had ever. Loved them and will be thinking about them. The chocolate chip bread pudding was really good but for $13 for that slice we might pass on that next time. Overall, we loved our brunch date and it was a great first time there at Palmers.

I hesitate with this review, because then you'll know. You'll know what I know; one of our…read morefavorites in San Marcos. You'll experience the inviting ambience we've enjoyed the minute you step along the courtyard then encounter welcoming and accommodating hostesses. You'll discover the same unique, rich, warm interior we discovered; an elegance to be appreciated, which bows to unpretentious Texas hospitality. You'll again be greeted by a helpful, charming, engaging waitperson. Our latest waitperson was Sami, a delightful young lady who tended to us as if we were her only table. You'll discover a menu with great selections with Chef Monty's personal flair and reasonably priced. If he can free himself, you'll most likely meet Monty, both owner and chef. It's hard to imagine a nicer guy unless it's Kyle, the manager! Palmer's atmosphere is suitable for casual conversation over a meal, for Sunday brunch, an anniversary, or a romantic date night. One of our favorite activities is evenings in the courtyard with wine and appetizers. Also, it's difficult to resist their desserts, by the way! Reservations are accepted on a limited basis, but "call ahead" is always available. There, I've said it. Against my better judgement, you now what I you know. The rest is up to you.

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Palmer's Restaurant Bar & Courtyard - Bacon wrapped meatloaf, rice & mashed potatoes Redfish, chef's rice & a kale sweet potato mix

Bacon wrapped meatloaf, rice & mashed potatoes Redfish, chef's rice & a kale sweet potato mix

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Harper's

Harper's

3.0(38 reviews)
0.0 mi
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GREAT FAMILY SPORTS BAR AND GRILLE with brick-oven pizza and grilled sandwiches in a cool historic…read morebuilding on the Hays county courthouse square in downtown San Marcos. They have many HD TVs tuned to different sports channels so there is something for everyone. We count 27 TVs here so if you don't get your fill of sports here, it's your fault!! We walked in and they had UFC on the 4-screen HD big screen. We are NOT about brutal fighting, but the owner immediately recognized that this programming was not optimal for us. He was so kind to put something else on those screens for us. Our 12 year old will have a happy experience here as a result. We ordered the Margherita pizza, a cheese pizza with custom toppings and the Big O grilled sandwich. The Big O came out hot and gooey with melted cheese in a fresh bread roll, seasoned well with yummy turkey and fresh tomatoes. Margherita pizza arrived with hot and steaming with melted cheese and just the right about of garlic, with fresh flavourful tomatoes arranged in a pleasing pattern. This pizza looked as good as it tasted. When in San Marcos, this is a great casual place for a nice brick-oven pizza and some exciting sports.

The staff is horrible. The refused to give me back my property and lied about having it when I have…read morean AirTag. Had to stand by the managers office and show that my wallet was in there. Ryan was the staff member that refused to even look for it and just said they didn't have it. Don't recommend this bar.

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Harper's - Our Wings Are Huge & Delicious!

Our Wings Are Huge & Delicious!

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Some beautiful creations!

Harper's - The Irish in my bloodline is such a small percentage but that doesn't mean that I won't enjoy a green brew on St Patricks day!

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The Irish in my bloodline is such a small percentage but that doesn't mean that I won't enjoy a green brew on St Patricks day!

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