Sometimes standard Americanized Chinese food is like comfort food, but tonight was not one of those times. We didn't expect gourmet food from Cathay House, of course, but we also didn't expect to be this disappointed. Truth be told, a couple of the dishes we ordered tasted OK (Boneless Ribs, and Hong Kong Style Chow Mein with Chicken), but everything else was very, very mediocre.
The Hot and Sour Soup was arguably the worst I've ever had (and I've consumed many gallons of this over the course of my gastronomic career). The soup was very thin - almost watery - in texture, dark brown in color (like it was colored with a lot of soy sauce), and contained some tasteless ground meat (not sure if it was beef or pork) plus a few pieces of very soft tofu as the only discernible ingredients. We had some extra soup left in the container after serving up everyone's portions, but no one wanted seconds. We then had the Boneless Ribs. As I mentioned, these were fine - not anything near amazing but not overtly bad, and it was a large portion for the price. So one thumb up for that dish. After that, we had the Hong Kong Chow Mein with Chicken, Shrimp and Lobster Sauce, and Pork Fried Rice. The only one of those dishes that was even remotely tasty was the Chow Mein, and that dish earns only one thumb up at best. I'd advise staying away from the other two altogether (I'd actually advise staying away from this restaurant entirely, but if you do wind up here, be pre-warned that the Shrimp and Lobster Sauce has that same watery texture, same brown color, same ground meat, and not many shrimp. The Pork Fried Rice was similarly brown in color, with tiny and rather scant pieces of basically tasteless pork mixed in. There was something amiss with the rice itself as well - possibly cooked using too much water so it was kind of mishy and mushy.
The portion size was generally quite large for all the dishes, so we now have to face the dilemma of either choosing to have a very unmemorable dinner (or two) of leftovers in a day or two, vs throwing out quite a bit of food. We are a thrifty family but the disposal might just get fed this time around. Yes, it was that unimpressive.
The woman behind the counter, though, was very pleasant.
I really wanted this food to taste better than it did, but alas, that was not to be. For those yelpers who think this is great Chinese food, I beg to disagree - this food is neither great nor is it Chinese. Please come visit Vancouver - the Chinese food there will blow your tastebuds (in a good way!) - or just go downtown to Boston's Chinatown (Beach and Kneeland). read more