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    Cap Hansen's

    3.3 (63 reviews)
    InexpensiveDive Bars, Karaoke
    Closed • 5:00 pm - 2:00 am (Next day)

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    Juke Box
    Very loud
    Divey
    Hipster

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    Certainly quirky.
    Phil G.

    I wanted to like Cap Hansen's. Initially, it reminded me of funky taverns in my home state of Wisconsin, unpretentious, with a few oddities hanging on the wall the owners picked up along the way. It's seemed like a place to go after work or to get a relaxing buzz on the weekends. Unfortunately the bartender on Saturday, the 23rd of April hated my guts. His disdain poured off him like sweat from a meth freak. I don't know what pissed him off, my advanced age, my fedora, or my NYC accent. For once, I didn't say or do anything rude or irreverent. I can't help that I am over seventy, grew up in New York, and get cold when I don't wear a hat. The bartender was a judgmental asshole and ruined Cap Hansen's experience for me. Cap Hansen's may come across as a down to earth, regular people bar. Yet, with bar keeps treating patrons like crap, because some particular customers don't meet the bartender's expectations, it becomes as snobby as the most restrictive country club. Cap Hansen's practices the worst kind of apartheid.

    Hamm's on draft. For real.

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    13 years ago

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    12 years ago

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    13 years ago

    Liked the place. Stiff drinks and not a lot of BS, nice place for the serious drinker.

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    18 years ago

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    16 years ago

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    8 years ago

    Female bartender needs to change careers. She was rude. If she's there next time I go to Cap's I'm leaving.

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    21 years ago

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    12 years ago

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    10 years ago

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    12 years ago

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    18 years ago

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    17 years ago

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    8 years ago

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    14 years ago

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    9 years ago

    Rad lil hole in the wall bar. Cool bartenders, good vibes. Try there peruvian bear f#$%ers. Yum

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    15 years ago

    Hey bartenders! Smoke the meth rock much? I do love the popcorn and stiff drinks though - Alley is kind of a puke fest outside but hey -

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