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    Cap Hansen's

    3.3 (63 reviews)
    InexpensiveDive Bars, Karaoke
    Closed 5:00 pm - 2:00 am (Next day)

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    CAP HANSEN'S ATMOSPHERE

    What's the vibe?
    Divey
    Hipster
    Juke Box
    Very loud

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    Certainly quirky.
    Phil G.

    I wanted to like Cap Hansen's. Initially, it reminded me of funky taverns in my home state of Wisconsin, unpretentious, with a few oddities hanging on the wall the owners picked up along the way. It's seemed like a place to go after work or to get a relaxing buzz on the weekends. Unfortunately the bartender on Saturday, the 23rd of April hated my guts. His disdain poured off him like sweat from a meth freak. I don't know what pissed him off, my advanced age, my fedora, or my NYC accent. For once, I didn't say or do anything rude or irreverent. I can't help that I am over seventy, grew up in New York, and get cold when I don't wear a hat. The bartender was a judgmental asshole and ruined Cap Hansen's experience for me. Cap Hansen's may come across as a down to earth, regular people bar. Yet, with bar keeps treating patrons like crap, because some particular customers don't meet the bartender's expectations, it becomes as snobby as the most restrictive country club. Cap Hansen's practices the worst kind of apartheid.

    Hamm's on draft. For real.

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    12 years ago

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    12 years ago

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    13 years ago

    Liked the place. Stiff drinks and not a lot of BS, nice place for the serious drinker.

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    8 years ago

    Female bartender needs to change careers. She was rude. If she's there next time I go to Cap's I'm leaving.

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    18 years ago

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    10 years ago

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    7 years ago

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    17 years ago

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    9 years ago

    Rad lil hole in the wall bar. Cool bartenders, good vibes. Try there peruvian bear f#$%ers. Yum

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    14 years ago

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    15 years ago

    Hey bartenders! Smoke the meth rock much? I do love the popcorn and stiff drinks though - Alley is kind of a puke fest outside but hey -

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    The Black Cat

    The Black Cat

    4.1
    (494 reviews)
    2.2 mi
    $$

    First of all, my server, Sierra, was perfectly awesome. She answered questions, was timely and…read moreservice-oriented, and she gave great food and drink recommendations. Wonderful food and drinks. I started with oyster shooters (Willapa Bay) along with a Lion's Tail cocktail. Sierra said the bourbon and lime complement each other. I wouldn't have thought so and thought it a bit of an odd choice. But she was right and I was wrong: it was fabulous. One of the most delicious drinks I've ever had, for my tastes. She gave me several recommendations for dinner. I picked the Jalapeño Chicken. It was luscious and flavorful, but the best part of it was my choice of Balsamic Brussels sprouts as my side--oh my! These were so delicious I ordered two more batches to have at home. Lovely espresso martini to end it all.

    We came across this hidden gem while randomly exploring the town. The entrance is up some levels…read moreand not very clear from the outside. The service was nice and prompt, they were catering to my alterations and helpful with suggestions. The Brussels sprouts were crunchy and properly cooked! The chicken was a little on the drier side but still satisfying. I think separately all the food was properly cooked, but the flavors didn't really mesh well. For the area it's a little pricey but i think the view, vibe, and food elevates it above other local fare of fairhaven.

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    Black Cat Breakfast with bacon and a side waffle
    Black Cat Breakfast with bacon and a side waffle
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    Cap Hansen's - divebars - Updated August 2026

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