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    Caffeine Hoe

    4.8 (24 reviews)
    Closed • 7:00 am - 1:00 pm
    Updated 1 month ago

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    Carree W.

    A super cute pink truck that serves coffee, matcha and refreshers! I decided to get the Chantitty Cream - it's Matcha, strawberry and almond milk. It was delish! I really enjoyed it to the last drip! Me and my friends got there right when they were about to close.. so glad we made it. There was still a long line, but we didn't wait too long. The service was great too - the ladies that work there were too fun! I wanna go back and try their other drinks!

    Michelle L.

    What a name! You definitely cannot be a prude and have an open mind! It's a fun PINK coffee truck and ladies are empowering and not shy! The menu is fun and has some interesting names for the drinks! I got the Chantitty Cream (very smooth and made sweet per request) and a Mango Strawberry Lemonade Refresher (better than Starbucks)! Went there with some friends and had a good time. We actually made it right before they closed which is at 2pm and the line was still long. The last few weekends I just had happened to drive by was like that as well. Fun place to catch up with friends. There are other food trucks in the area as well. Parking can be a challenge.

    Erin M.

    My friend brought me here the other day and it did not disappoint. It's a cute little coffee truck that actually had plenty of seats/benches you can sit and enjoy (was too cold and windy though when we came). The ladies here were very nice and accommodating to my friends allergies. It does take a bit of time for them to make it so just need to be patient. They also had a concha truck next to them but I think is a separate company but none of the less was great if you like conchas. First thing you obviously notice is the name of their coffees; very funny and hilarious to see and also watch some people be awkward on saying what they wanted! They also have these fun straws you can buy at the front for $2-3 that I naturally had to get. The coffees themselves are a bit strong (mine had about 4 shots that can wake you). It wasnt too bad but wish was sweeter. Next time will ask for another one. Overall it was a fun little stop for coffee and would consider trying something else next time.

    Pearl T.

    Love this coffee place. There is always a bit of a line so expect a little bit of a wait. The girls do their best to get everything out quick. I tried the brown sugar daddy and it was good. You can also buy a unique.... Straw for $2 more. The first time I came a few weeks ago I also tried to banana cumpie . That one is prolly my favorite. I do have a gluten intolerance and didn't know it had a cookie crumble on it so I had to have it remade. The ladies were so kind and understanding and made it quick. There are also a little benches where you can sit and enjoy the weather. It's a nice chill cozy vibe. Today there was a concha truck right next to it. I didn't get to try it, but my friend said the conchas were good. Update- They have kid friendly drinks and the lady was very discreet when I asked for a special straw. I also added a pictures of the out side seating.

    LaRonda G.

    I am not a coffee drinker but I came with some friends and I am glad I did. This is such a fun and woman empowerment moment. The truck is pink so you can't miss it. The menu names are not for the bashful. They are very clever and conversation starters. I had the mango strawberry lemonade refresher and even though it was cold outside I drank that drink like it was a summer day. It was delicious without being overly sweet. I definitely enjoyed my visit. Make sure to get there well before they close so you can get your order in. They had to turn away customers because they had already closed. They have lattes, coffees, refreshers and its cheaper and better than Starbucks.

    Banana Nut in Me (left) and Cinna Hoe (right)
    Allen U.

    Ok...ok..where do I begin, this cool brew truck or should I say coffee truck not only has great marketing but also great coffee!! I love the names used for the drinks, my wife has been wanting to try it and after visiting it here is my review. Upon arriving on a Saturday morning around 9:30am there was already a line, however it was progressively moving. My wife ordered the "Banana Nut in Me" and I ordered the "Cinna-Hoe", yes both iced coffees were amazing and the perfect amount of sweet. Overall, I like the vibes here, wife told me you can even purchase some specialty straws for $2 more however about $15 for the two iced coffees we decided to pass. So to conclude, I do highly recommend you give this fun coffee truck a try, the vibes are as great as the coffee!

    Amber P.

    I want to love this place so bad. The drink names are fun and we love a female ran business, but these coffees always wipe me out. I literally feel drugged lol. I don't if it's the strength of the coffee, maybe I'm drinking too much, but I always say I'm not going back. And then I do. The Brown Sugar Daddy is my fave. Until next time, hoe!

    Jacqueline M.

    Some coffee shops only serve espresso.Some serve personality. Caffeine Hoe serves both! The menu is scandalous and makes you order anyway! Behind the playful vibe is real hustle, genuinely good coffee, and an owner who clearly loves what she's building. Bold branding. Great energy. Solid drinks. Exactly the kind of spot that makes the local coffee scene special!

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    Stephanie C.

    The food was amazing there! I got the strawberry matcha and it was worth what I paid for! The service was fast and friendly! The ambiance is pink and girly! I can't wait to be back and get a matcha!

    Customers the owner at the window.
    Lisa N.

    Listen! GO!!!! You will not regret driving that far! I drive or my husband does every other day 40 mins there and 40 back.. I always order the cinna-hoe & chantitty cream matcha. The very best taste ! They sell concha's so soft and no to sweet! They sell fun straws too . Line is sometimes long.. but worth the wait. This lady is doing a great thing and she must have trained the others to make them exactly like hers cause they never fail! Clean area you can sit outside they have tables and chairs and another tailer that sells small pancakes and waffles and fruit cups , nachos and other Mexican dishes & drinks. A must try!! And come back here and give her the rating deserved!

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    Nat R.

    Worth the experience and to see the cute theme! Drinks were mid nothing spectacular. The coffee was better than the matcha

    Sm'whore Latte

    Tried the new Sm'whore Latte! It had so much flavor. Perfect amount of sweetness. The girls working were super friendly and welcoming. The truck is super cute and inviting.

    Monica G.

    This was my first time here. A friend wanted to visit due to the name and the menu names of drinks we laughed in line about the creativity. There is a little bit of parking around the coffee truck and a few tables underneath a covering. I'm glad I was able to get half sweet options for lattes because I really do not like really sweet lattes. One of them they did do it half sweet but on the second one I think they forgot and that would be the only reason why I give them four stars. I thought it was way too sweet (even for a regular sweet latte) . With half sweet it is definitely still sweet, but you can taste more of the coffee flavor. I loved the pink foam and the heart straw drinks were a nice touch. I definitely would recommend to try out their coffee; especially for any coffee lover like me! I really enjoyed the half sweet, brown sugar, daddy. They also had some concha with hearts on them, which was another nice touch. Overall it was a good experience.

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    Amazing service and delicious coffee and interesting flavors Super friendly people I highly recommend

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    I love everything there drinks and I love there mini conchas near by I love the staff

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    San Antonio Gold

    4.8(171 reviews)
    0.7 mi•Southtown, Downtown
    •$$

    In the FREIGHT building with NEON+ART+BOOKS! I'm here for coffee, the owners (STEPHANIE + HUBS) are…read moreserving ONE & ONE - a shot of espresso & a Macchiato showcasing a medium COLUMBIAN ROAST that's slightly sweet, cocoa, acid on the back-end. Just like that - I'm awakened! The atmosphere is really worth another visit or a work stay.

    If I had to pick one coffee shop to visit for the rest of my life, it would probably be San Antonio…read moreGold! This coffee shop is the definition of consistency and quality. Their menu is small but mighty, and the coffee beans they use are excellent! They originally started in one of the units within the Freight building, and now have taken over the entire main entrance. Since their move, the've added more tables which makes it a perfect space to co-work, study or to have meetings. My go-to coffee order is their Vanilla Latte with oat milk and extra shot of espresso. The blend of the coffee and the syrup is perfection and not too sweet or too bitter. They also have a couple of baked goods which are always delicious, and once in a while they'll have other small businesses do food pop-ups. Please do yourself a favor and come check out this amazing local business! Just keep in mind that parking in this side of town is a little tricky but they do have additional parking behind their building.

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    San Antonio Gold - The Freight building also houses art galleries, studios, a bookstore, a barbershop, and a tattoo shop.

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    Tandem San Antonio - Texa Cola for the littles

    Tandem San Antonio

    4.6(62 reviews)
    1.7 mi
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    Tandem has meant a lot to me, both as a place to spend time and as a place that gave me an…read moreopportunity when I was first getting AiX off the ground. When I was looking for a venue to host my early events, they were gracious enough to open their doors, and I have always carried real appreciation for that. The space itself has a great feel to it. You can go for coffee, wine, beer, or food and actually enjoy being there without feeling rushed. The atmosphere is relaxed, welcoming, and full of character, which makes it easy to settle in, have conversations, and spend real time there. They've built more than just a coffee, wine, and beer spot. There's a real community energy there. I've seen Tandem make room for people to gather, share ideas, enjoy live events, and support different kinds of local experiences. That's part of what gives the place its personality and makes it feel connected to something bigger than just the menu. That is a big part of why my experience with Tandem has been such a positive one. I'm grateful for the support they showed me early on, and I also appreciate the kind of space they've created for the wider community.

    I was on a field trip to Confluence Park with a Master Naturalist training class recently. We like…read moreto go someplace nearby afterwards for a social. This time, Tandem was the venue of choice. I really liked the place. It was very laid back and comfortable with a bit of a dive bar atmosphere. The seating included sofa areas, small table, and larger tables. It was not brightly lit, and the music was nice. We went to the counter to place our orders. They had sandwiches already made in an icebox. When ordered, the guy put them in a waffle iron before serving. I had the Cubano, and let me tell you- it was the best one I have ever had. It was so crispy and delicious. My only comment is that it could have used a bit more mustard. I also had an iced Americano with Como La Flor syrup. That was a blend of lavender and blueberry and was house-made. It sounded awesome and delivered awesomeness in every sip. I will definitely be back. I have to try the waffle pressed peanut butter and jelly!

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    Nothing I Can't Handle Coffee

    4.5(20 reviews)
    1.1 mi•Downtown, Southtown, Lavaca

    I should have brought Bucky! If there's one thing about Southtown, it does not suffer from a lack…read moreof coffee spots. Nothing I Can't Handle Coffee (abbreviated to NICH Coffee, not to be confused with Niche Coffee, which recently closed) is next to a pottery class in a hip side of S Presa. The shop is small but cozy, with a smattering of outdoor seats to compensate for the scant seating inside (though no less cozy, I really enjoyed my cushy window seat). I ordered a pistachio lemon bar, a cortado, and asked for a recommendation for a second drink. Angela, who took my order, said the South-EE is their most popular beverage, so I opted for that, hot. The lemon bar was very sweet with a puckering tartness in the frosting, but it paired beautifully with my cortado. The cortado was a little foamy but the flavor was robust and comforting, like being hugged by a lumberjack. The South-EE (espresso, brown sugar, cinnamon) - it took everything in me to not immediately chug this down. It was the perfect temperature by the time I was ready to drink it, and it was overall a yummy treat. The two staff holding down the fort that day were incredibly nice. Good folks, great drinks. I'll be coming back.

    Had the pleasure to meet with some friends here and try their summer menu! I was excited to get…read morethis drink and poptart! I can't remember the name, I know it's blue coconut, which was just the right sweetness. The poptart wasn't too bad, I've had some that are most savory elsewhere, but for a small snack, I couldn't complain. The service here was pretty good, very helpful with the menu. The interior was very chill vibes for sure, not much seating, so if you get there and there's some, take a seat quickly! The pricing for everything was great tbh. Very affordable. Only downfall is the parking, but how can you blame a small business for that.

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    CommonWealth Coffeehouse & Bakery

    4.3(428 reviews)
    1.5 mi•Downtown
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    The outside of this business is so adorable! The inside was equally cozy and cute. The employees…read morewere all so kind and the food came out in a timely manner. I got the breakfast croissant with eggs, cheese, chorizo and spinach and it was soo good. The chorizo wasn't too oily and the entire mixture felt well balanced. It was one of the most buttery croissants I've had in a while. I also had the muddy pumpkin, it was perfectly sweet and not too pumpkin flavored. If I lived there it'd be a regular stop of mine.

    The interior was very cozy but small so we sat outside. The employee was nice but she was swatting…read moreflies in the pastry display which made me not want to order the bakery items. For two iced lattes, a kid's French toast with berries and an avocado toast with an egg we paid $40. The avocado toast was nothing to rave about. It lacked flavor.. The coffee was good but not the best I've had in San Antonio. The French toast was the best thing we had during the visit. The location itself is what brought us to this location as we wanted to have a morning coffee and allow our little one to have fun at the park next to the business. You do have to park in the garage as it is almost impossible to find street parking. But that's common in this area. They also will not validate your parking so be prepared to pay for your expected time here.

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