This place is hilarious. It's situated in a little food truck park down on the south side. It's normally way out of my way but I had to drive down there every day for a week recently, and I was looking for coffee to pick up in the area. Solely on the name alone, I figured I had to try it. The names of everything are amazing, too. We tried the Banana Cum Pie and the Brown Sugar Daddy. The owner took our order and recommended modifications (slightly less sweet). Everything was delicious; they weren't your standard coffee milkshakes from the name brand places, you could get the flavors on the menu and actual solid espresso besides. If I'm ever down this way in the future, I'll definitely be making another stop at the Caffeine Hoe read more

Caffeine Daddy: Trying out a new coffee truck and really hoping it becomes a go-to since it's so close to home! The person taking my order (Daddy) was super nice and friendly--he made an effort to chat and make the experience feel personal, which I appreciated. I ordered the Dirty Daddy Banana with an extra shot and a Basic Daddy, both at regular sweetness. The Basic Daddy was definitely my favorite--simple, smooth, and really well balanced. I'll absolutely be back for that one. The banana drink had a nice flavor that wasn't overpowering, which I liked, but it was a bit too sweet for me. I'd try it again but ask for it semi-sweet next time. The only downside was the wait time--it took about 13 minutes to get just two drinks, which felt a little long. That said, it's only their second day, so I'm hoping it's just growing pains and things will get quicker as they settle in. Parking was free and plentiful during my visit, but the frutería next door was closed--so that may change once everything is fully open. Overall, a solid first visit with lots of potential. Looking forward to coming back! read more

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Some coffee shops only serve espresso.Some serve personality. Caffeine Hoe serves both! The menu is scandalous and makes you order anyway! Behind the playful vibe is real hustle, genuinely good coffee, and an owner who clearly loves what she's building. Bold branding. Great energy. Solid drinks. Exactly the kind of spot that makes the local coffee scene special! read more

Caffeine Hoe - Coffee & Tea Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

My sister had told me about this place and I'm glad we made a special trip out to this cute little coffee truck with fun and eye catching names for coffee! The ladies were friendly and offered quick service with recommendations. I ordered the Cinna-Hoe and it had a good balance of cinnamon, I almost thought the brown sugar would make it too sweet but it was the right amount. I tried what my sister got, which was the Slutberry Matcha and I really liked it, light strawberry flavored and refreshing. Apparently they can get long lines with their popularity, but at the time we went there were only a few people ahead of us. The owners also opened up Caffeine Daddy so I'm looking forward to trying them out too! read more

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The coffee was delicious. The presentation in their adorable cups were so cute. The names are hilarious. What a cute idea with deliciousness all wrapped up into one. read more

A super cute pink truck that serves coffee, matcha and refreshers! I decided to get the Chantitty Cream - it's Matcha, strawberry and almond milk. It was delish! I really enjoyed it to the last drip! Me and my friends got there right when they were about to close.. so glad we made it. There was still a long line, but we didn't wait too long. The service was great too - the ladies that work there were too fun! I wanna go back and try their other drinks! read more

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What a name! You definitely cannot be a prude and have an open mind! It's a fun PINK coffee truck and ladies are empowering and not shy! The menu is fun and has some interesting names for the drinks! I got the Chantitty Cream (very smooth and made sweet per request) and a Mango Strawberry Lemonade Refresher (better than Starbucks)! Went there with some friends and had a good time. We actually made it right before they closed which is at 2pm and the line was still long. The last few weekends I just had happened to drive by was like that as well. Fun place to catch up with friends. There are other food trucks in the area as well. Parking can be a challenge. read more

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The food was amazing there! I got the strawberry matcha and it was worth what I paid for! The service was fast and friendly! The ambiance is pink and girly! I can't wait to be back and get a matcha! read more

Caffeine Hoe - Strawberry matcha - Coffee & Tea Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

My friend brought me here the other day and it did not disappoint. It's a cute little coffee truck that actually had plenty of seats/benches you can sit and enjoy (was too cold and windy though when we came). The ladies here were very nice and accommodating to my friends allergies. It does take a bit of time for them to make it so just need to be patient. They also had a concha truck next to them but I think is a separate company but none of the less was great if you like conchas. First thing you obviously notice is the name of their coffees; very funny and hilarious to see and also watch some people be awkward on saying what they wanted! They also have these fun straws you can buy at the front for $2-3 that I naturally had to get. The coffees themselves are a bit strong (mine had about 4 shots that can wake you). It wasnt too bad but wish was sweeter. Next time will ask for another one. Overall it was a fun little stop for coffee and would consider trying something else next time. read more

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Love this coffee place. There is always a bit of a line so expect a little bit of a wait. The girls do their best to get everything out quick. I tried the brown sugar daddy and it was good. You can also buy a unique.... Straw for $2 more. The first time I came a few weeks ago I also tried to banana cumpie . That one is prolly my favorite. I do have a gluten intolerance and didn't know it had a cookie crumble on it so I had to have it remade. The ladies were so kind and understanding and made it quick. There are also a little benches where you can sit and enjoy the weather. It's a nice chill cozy vibe. Today there was a concha truck right next to it. I didn't get to try it, but my friend said the conchas were good. Update- They have kid friendly drinks and the lady was very discreet when I asked for a special straw. I also added a pictures of the out side seating. read more

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Ok...ok..where do I begin, this cool brew truck or should I say coffee truck not only has great marketing but also great coffee!! I love the names used for the drinks, my wife has been wanting to try it and after visiting it here is my review. Upon arriving on a Saturday morning around 9:30am there was already a line, however it was progressively moving. My wife ordered the "Banana Nut in Me" and I ordered the "Cinna-Hoe", yes both iced coffees were amazing and the perfect amount of sweet. Overall, I like the vibes here, wife told me you can even purchase some specialty straws for $2 more however about $15 for the two iced coffees we decided to pass. So to conclude, I do highly recommend you give this fun coffee truck a try, the vibes are as great as the coffee! read more

Caffeine Hoe - Banana Nut in Me (left) and Cinna Hoe (right) - Coffee & Tea Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

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I am not a coffee drinker but I came with some friends and I am glad I did. This is such a fun and woman empowerment moment. The truck is pink so you can't miss it. The menu names are not for the bashful. They are very clever and conversation starters. I had the mango strawberry lemonade refresher and even though it was cold outside I drank that drink like it was a summer day. It was delicious without being overly sweet. I definitely enjoyed my visit. Make sure to get there well before they close so you can get your order in. They had to turn away customers because they had already closed. They have lattes, coffees, refreshers and its cheaper and better than Starbucks. read more

Caffeine Hoe - Coffee & Tea Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

Worth the experience and to see the cute theme! Drinks were mid nothing spectacular. The coffee was better than the matcha read more

Caffeine Hoe - Order window - Coffee & Tea Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

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I want to love this place so bad. The drink names are fun and we love a female ran business, but these coffees always wipe me out. I literally feel drugged lol. I don't if it's the strength of the coffee, maybe I'm drinking too much, but I always say I'm not going back. And then I do. The Brown Sugar Daddy is my fave. Until next time, hoe! read more

Caffeine Hoe - Coffee & Tea Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

Fun ambiance and service was great! Long line but got coffee pretty quickly in comparison to how many poeple were there. And not just trendy but coffee actually was GOOD. DEFINATELY on the sweet side, so they have option for semi-sweet which I would have gone with had I known. read more

Listen! GO!!!! You will not regret driving that far! I drive or my husband does every other day 40 mins there and 40 back.. I always order the cinna-hoe & chantitty cream matcha. The very best taste ! They sell concha's so soft and no to sweet! They sell fun straws too . Line is sometimes long.. but worth the wait. This lady is doing a great thing and she must have trained the others to make them exactly like hers cause they never fail! Clean area you can sit outside they have tables and chairs and another tailer that sells small pancakes and waffles and fruit cups , nachos and other Mexican dishes & drinks. A must try!! And come back here and give her the rating deserved! read more

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Coffee is perfect! It's sweet but it taste like COFFEE! I got the Banana Cum Pie. Trailer is so cute and pink. Service was top notch! I will definitely be back. Thanks Hoe! read more

Caffeine Hoe - Banana Cum Pie - Coffee & Tea Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

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Love the service! Love the vibes! Best coffee hands down!! Make sure to follow them on instagram! read more

This was my first time here. A friend wanted to visit due to the name and the menu names of drinks we laughed in line about the creativity. There is a little bit of parking around the coffee truck and a few tables underneath a covering. I'm glad I was able to get half sweet options for lattes because I really do not like really sweet lattes. One of them they did do it half sweet but on the second one I think they forgot and that would be the only reason why I give them four stars. I thought it was way too sweet (even for a regular sweet latte) . With half sweet it is definitely still sweet, but you can taste more of the coffee flavor. I loved the pink foam and the heart straw drinks were a nice touch. I definitely would recommend to try out their coffee; especially for any coffee lover like me! I really enjoyed the half sweet, brown sugar, daddy. They also had some concha with hearts on them, which was another nice touch. Overall it was a good experience. read more

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this coffee truck was sooo cute. the staff was amazing and fast. the coffee was amazing and had reasonable prices! so cute for the girlllssss. def recommend! read more

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I love everything there drinks and I love there mini conchas near by I love the staff

Amazing service and delicious coffee and interesting flavors Super friendly people I highly recommend

it's the best coffee I've honestly had so far! Everytime I go, my iced coffee is made just the way I like it. :). OH and the customer service is top tier read more