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    Caffeine Hoe

    4.6 (17 reviews)
    Closed 7:00 am - 1:00 pm

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    Michelle L.

    What a name! You definitely cannot be a prude and have an open mind! It's a fun PINK coffee truck and ladies are empowering and not shy! The menu is fun and has some interesting names for the drinks! I got the Chantitty Cream (very smooth and made sweet per request) and a Mango Strawberry Lemonade Refresher (better than Starbucks)! Went there with some friends and had a good time. We actually made it right before they closed which is at 2pm and the line was still long. The last few weekends I just had happened to drive by was like that as well. Fun place to catch up with friends. There are other food trucks in the area as well. Parking can be a challenge.

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    Nat R.

    Worth the experience and to see the cute theme! Drinks were mid nothing spectacular. The coffee was better than the matcha

    Banana Nut in Me (left) and Cinna Hoe (right)
    Allen U.

    Ok...ok..where do I begin, this cool brew truck or should I say coffee truck not only has great marketing but also great coffee!! I love the names used for the drinks, my wife has been wanting to try it and after visiting it here is my review. Upon arriving on a Saturday morning around 9:30am there was already a line, however it was progressively moving. My wife ordered the "Banana Nut in Me" and I ordered the "Cinna-Hoe", yes both iced coffees were amazing and the perfect amount of sweet. Overall, I like the vibes here, wife told me you can even purchase some specialty straws for $2 more however about $15 for the two iced coffees we decided to pass. So to conclude, I do highly recommend you give this fun coffee truck a try, the vibes are as great as the coffee!

    Erin M.

    My friend brought me here the other day and it did not disappoint. It's a cute little coffee truck that actually had plenty of seats/benches you can sit and enjoy (was too cold and windy though when we came). The ladies here were very nice and accommodating to my friends allergies. It does take a bit of time for them to make it so just need to be patient. They also had a concha truck next to them but I think is a separate company but none of the less was great if you like conchas. First thing you obviously notice is the name of their coffees; very funny and hilarious to see and also watch some people be awkward on saying what they wanted! They also have these fun straws you can buy at the front for $2-3 that I naturally had to get. The coffees themselves are a bit strong (mine had about 4 shots that can wake you). It wasnt too bad but wish was sweeter. Next time will ask for another one. Overall it was a fun little stop for coffee and would consider trying something else next time.

    Pearl T.

    Love this coffee place. There is always a bit of a line so expect a little bit of a wait. The girls do their best to get everything out quick. I tried the brown sugar daddy and it was good. You can also buy a unique.... Straw for $2 more. The first time I came a few weeks ago I also tried to banana cumpie . That one is prolly my favorite. I do have a gluten intolerance and didn't know it had a cookie crumble on it so I had to have it remade. The ladies were so kind and understanding and made it quick. There are also a little benches where you can sit and enjoy the weather. It's a nice chill cozy vibe. Today there was a concha truck right next to it. I didn't get to try it, but my friend said the conchas were good. Update- They have kid friendly drinks and the lady was very discreet when I asked for a special straw. I also added a pictures of the out side seating.

    LaRonda G.

    I am not a coffee drinker but I came with some friends and I am glad I did. This is such a fun and woman empowerment moment. The truck is pink so you can't miss it. The menu names are not for the bashful. They are very clever and conversation starters. I had the mango strawberry lemonade refresher and even though it was cold outside I drank that drink like it was a summer day. It was delicious without being overly sweet. I definitely enjoyed my visit. Make sure to get there well before they close so you can get your order in. They had to turn away customers because they had already closed. They have lattes, coffees, refreshers and its cheaper and better than Starbucks.

    Amber P.

    I want to love this place so bad. The drink names are fun and we love a female ran business, but these coffees always wipe me out. I literally feel drugged lol. I don't if it's the strength of the coffee, maybe I'm drinking too much, but I always say I'm not going back. And then I do. The Brown Sugar Daddy is my fave. Until next time, hoe!

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    Lisa N.

    Listen! GO!!!! You will not regret driving that far! I drive or my husband does every other day 40 mins there and 40 back.. I always order the cinna-hoe & chantitty cream matcha. The very best taste ! They sell concha's so soft and no to sweet! They sell fun straws too . Line is sometimes long.. but worth the wait. This lady is doing a great thing and she must have trained the others to make them exactly like hers cause they never fail! Clean area you can sit outside they have tables and chairs and another tailer that sells small pancakes and waffles and fruit cups , nachos and other Mexican dishes & drinks. A must try!! And come back here and give her the rating deserved!

    Monica G.

    This was my first time here. A friend wanted to visit due to the name and the menu names of drinks we laughed in line about the creativity. There is a little bit of parking around the coffee truck and a few tables underneath a covering. I'm glad I was able to get half sweet options for lattes because I really do not like really sweet lattes. One of them they did do it half sweet but on the second one I think they forgot and that would be the only reason why I give them four stars. I thought it was way too sweet (even for a regular sweet latte) . With half sweet it is definitely still sweet, but you can taste more of the coffee flavor. I loved the pink foam and the heart straw drinks were a nice touch. I definitely would recommend to try out their coffee; especially for any coffee lover like me! I really enjoyed the half sweet, brown sugar, daddy. They also had some concha with hearts on them, which was another nice touch. Overall it was a good experience.

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    I love everything there drinks and I love there mini conchas near by I love the staff

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    Amazing service and delicious coffee and interesting flavors Super friendly people I highly recommend

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    My wife ordered the "Banana Nut in Me" and I ordered the "Cinna-Hoe", yes both iced coffees were amazing and the perfect amount of sweet.

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    Recommend: Yes…read more After visiting Karolinas, I was in the mood for some coffee and a quiet spot to read, and I happened upon San Antonio Gold--so glad I did! At first, from the outside, I thought I was walking into a barbershop because of the door, but stepping inside was a fun surprise. The space is really unique--almost like a mini indoor shopping mall. The coffee shop is right at the front, but as you walk further back, there's a barbershop and a few other small shops to explore. Despite all that, it still has a chill, relaxed vibe. Plenty of seating and big windows make it perfect for hanging out with a book. I ordered the Holiday Inn Cambodia coffee, and it was fantastic. the service was great. Barista gave me a few recommendations. I'll definitely be back--this is a great spot to unwind, read, or just get out of the house for a little while. Highly recommend if you're in the area!

    I've known Jason for a minute and between him and Mark at Theory, they're responsible for educating…read moreme and helping me get serious about coffee. He's always answered my questions, no matter how silly or inane they might be and has readily offered perspective on different types of coffee or methods to make. I'll forever be grateful for that! Now onto Gold, I was a bit bummed when he wasn't at the trailer but happy he opened up his own shop and started visiting regularly. From its humble beginnings of a few bar stools, limited menu, and a small space to the wide open space that is Gold today, the constants have been killer coffee, awesome service, and great convo if it's not a mad rush. From standard drip to espresso to imaginative inventions, the coffee is top notch. If you're hankering for something different, talk to them a they will take care of you. Staff has always been awesome and they definitely know what they're doing. I once asked about chemex ratios and was given an on the spot class. If you don't like good coffee, good service or a solid place to chill, then this may not be your place. Also, they let me bring my doggo, Pancho, in, what's not to love?!

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    I was on a field trip to Confluence Park with a Master Naturalist training class recently. We like…read moreto go someplace nearby afterwards for a social. This time, Tandem was the venue of choice. I really liked the place. It was very laid back and comfortable with a bit of a dive bar atmosphere. The seating included sofa areas, small table, and larger tables. It was not brightly lit, and the music was nice. We went to the counter to place our orders. They had sandwiches already made in an icebox. When ordered, the guy put them in a waffle iron before serving. I had the Cubano, and let me tell you- it was the best one I have ever had. It was so crispy and delicious. My only comment is that it could have used a bit more mustard. I also had an iced Americano with Como La Flor syrup. That was a blend of lavender and blueberry and was house-made. It sounded awesome and delivered awesomeness in every sip. I will definitely be back. I have to try the waffle pressed peanut butter and jelly!

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    Shuffleboard and wall art behind one of the seating areas.

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    Commonwealth Coffee was good, but not the best coffee experience I've had. The interior itself is…read morevery clean and has plenty of space inside to sit and relax, which I appreciated. However, parking was difficult and not very convenient. The coffee was good and smooth, but nothing that really stood out. It was solid quality, just not something I'd go out of my way for. One thing that surprised me was the price. My latte was listed at $7, but with all the extra charges for add-ons it quickly became $9+, which felt a bit pricey even coming from Chicago where coffee can already be expensive. What really affected the rating for me was the service speed. It was probably the slowest coffee service I've experienced. I waited about 15 minutes for two lattes, and there was only one other person ahead of me. For a simple order, that felt like a long time. Overall, it's a nice café with a clean, spacious atmosphere and decent coffee, but the pricing and slow service make it somewhere I'd visit occasionally rather than regularly.

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