Cafe Espana had a sign outside offering a Sunday Roast lunch, with a shabby picture of a roast with its yorkshire pudding and so forth (I wish I had taken a photo of it!). When a Spanish restaurant boasts of its British Sunday roast before its authentic spanish food, it will lower your expectations of an authentic spanish home cooked dinner. Regardless, we still went in...
We were sat opposite the chute where the food was coming up to, and this gave us the first peek of the dishes. They were served up like a school dinner, but its all about the taste, innit? I mean if the presentation wows you, you will give it more of a chance in the tasting round. We must have been in a party mood, we ordered a bottle of rose from the limited list, and upon tasting we could not keep a straight face over the tart, edgy flavour. Eventually we did ask for a glass of lemonade so we could save the wine from waste and make spritzers - always a handy tip to remember when in this situation, this worked wonders on all inclusive style holidays with gone-off wine..
The (free) bread was dry and reminded me of the rejected ends of a baguette at the end of a dinner party. It came with the little butter packets you get when your at the breakfast buffet in an All-Inclusive resort, but they weren't freezing cold so you could still spread them over the bread easily.
The Patatas Bravas was this odd mustard-yellow colour, and sloppy texture. The potatoes themselves were overcooked and in some cases already mashed up before your teeth got to them. Tasted nothing like a Bravas I've had before, and not in a good way.
The Chorizo Al Vino was watery and lacked the depth of the wine. The chorizo sausage itself was fine, the Vino bit did not prove to be great at all. In its metal dish, you could really see how watery it was - maybe we should have dipped the bread in it to absorb the excess sauce. Cafe Espana is not even good if you want a cheap, standard Spanish meal, you should go for La Tasca, even if you are not a fan of franchise restuarants, La Tasca at least delivers the typical tapas dishes to a standard thats acceptable.
The meatballs could have had more seasoning, but the dish overall wasn't all bad. The sauce was tasty and the meatballs were held together well enough. The garlic chicken was dry and stringy-like, the sauce was again watery like the chorizo dish, the flavours were lacking, and a sprinkle of salt went a long way with this dish.
We thought we would skip dessert and coffee. In conclusion if you want standard Spanish, avoid Cafe Espana, as it may just put you off having Spanish Tapas again ! read more