Okay. Let me start this off by saying that the woodworking was fantastic. That's not the problem. The problem is a little boy named Gabriel.
He has patches of fur on his body, but not normal fur. Steel wool. But not even normal steel wool. I'll just come right out and say it: Gabriel is the mossy rock that makes you slip into the stream and stub your toe on other rocks not to mention get splashed with water that you would NEVER consider drinking without filtering unless it was really hot. And it's not. It's actually a little chilly.
Gabriel has never flown in a plane. Not because he hasn't had places to go that would be good to go to on a plane. But because he's a dick. He's the kind of dick that likes to say: "oh I've never been on a plane. Yeah really. No I swear. Never been on a plane."
He's that guy.
Gabriel snowboarded once. But if you ask him he'll say he "snowboards". As if he does currently. I will tell you right now. He doesn't.
Gabriel eats meat in moderation, but he likes to say he's a "carnivore" because he is insecure about his masculinity and thinks that meat makes you a man.
Gabriel knows how to swim. I can't honestly say he doesn't. But he only knows how to swim because he made a deal with satan -- that's right, the dark lord -- that he would be allowed to swim and 100 puppies would die. I wish I could say Gabriel himself strangled them so that he could be punished for it. But he didn't. He just watched.
And laughed.
Ok, now you know about Gabriel.
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