Decent drinks and music. Not the best bar on the strip but it is the cheapest. The dance floor way too small. And the crowd is a bit older at times so not that great if you are in college but cheap drinks so kinda worth it I guess. Update: Every time I go the drinks get worst and weaker even for the cheap price. The bouncers and "bar guards" get ruder. This bar is honestly lower than a dive bar. Its a dance club with older people reliving their disco days and cheap 20 somethings who just want to get drunk for under $30. read more

Brass Monkey - Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

Really dead. I was not impressed with the drinks and we could barely drink without being told to put our masks back on. Extremely limited seating and that's the only time you can have your mask off and actually drink without being told to put on your mask every few seconds read more

If you haven't heard of Brass Monkey then this should be listed in your rotation of Dive Bars. You're not gonna find an Old Fashioned nor muddled drinks; however, this is the place for those who crave a vodka red bull. From jäger bombs to fireball you can relive your South Padre Island memories with black out friendly drink offerings! The lines are long to get in but it reflects the cheap drinks you'll find inside. Don't come here expecting a cocktail cultured based environment. No sir this is simply about some jams and making the most of the night while double fisting. Music nights differ ranging from 80s music to Selena nights. Don't bother going up to the DJ though as he has a marked sign stating so. When you're ordering drinks inside please be mindful which line you ordered from. Once you open up a tab in that line you gotta respect the line. Think the rules of Fight Club y'all. Fellas You also get a wonderful and intimate pat down when you first walk in from security. Sadly they don't offer you dinner or a drink though. Safety is safety I guess... read more

BEST.NIGHT.EVER! Ok... so they have this night only once a month, it's actually the last Wednesday of every month, called Jimmy Eat Wednesday...it's EMO NIGHT!!! It was the most fun I've had in a really long time...I was literally talking about for a whole week after I went, and I seriously can't wait to go again! You sing all the emo songs from back in the day... I love it! read more

This spot is definitely a dive bar, but it's a lovable one. I went last night for BeyDay (Beyonce's Bday, obviously), a very special edition of ThurzGayz. Usually on Thursdays, they play indie dance and it's so great. That's my jam. But even more my jam? Queen Bey. There was a small line waiting to get in, and a lot of young college kids, but no cover. The crowd got a lot bigger and more diverse as the night went on, and the music was great. As the night went on, i left it all on the dance floor and I sweat out all my cheap drinks, including my BeyHive shot and my boozy watermelon raspa. The crowd was so excited and supportive, with people complimenting each other on their Beyonce themed outfits and everyone singing along with the songs. Is this Heaven? Who knew it would be so dingy, but wonderful. If you come on the weekends, they play 80s and New Wave/Electro, and the lines can be super outrageous. The bathroom situation is definitely a little sketchy, with lines out the door so you can see everything happening inside. There's a patio if you want to take a breather from the dance floor. The bartenders are quick and friendly, there's drink specials most (every?) night, and the music is always on point when I've been. read more

Brass Monkey - Boozy watermelon raspa - Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

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They ban people for dancing and having a good time. The bouncers are mean and rude. The music is repetitive

This club started off totally 80's . Now the club is catering more to the younger crowd of early 20's. If you enjoy hanging with the young crowd and don't feel old then more power to ya ! I went on a Friday night and didn't hear 80's and felt I was going to run into my 20 year old kid . Stayed for one drink and left . Don't think I'll be back . Very disappointing because I used to enjoy coming to this club . It was nice to have a club that played music you grew up listening to and dance your butt off . Oh well , it was fun while it lasted bye Depeche Mode , morrissey , pet shop boys , erasure , the cure , the psychedelic furs ! read more

Been to brass monkey prior with no issues and had no idea they now enforce a no neck tattoo rule. My partner is a veteran, a 4.0 college student and isnt anything close to "trouble maker" but because she has neck tattoos (one that's a movie character and one that's an album cover) she couldn't get in. How does a bar put such a negative connotation on neck tattoos. It's one thing to check the neck tattoos to assure there's no affiliation of any sort but to deny entry completely is stupid. read more

I usually make sure to stop here when I come into town, it's been a while since I've been here and I don't know what's happened but this place sucks now! First I was at another bar on the strip and I heard people calling it "Trash Monkey" , that honestly should of been a red flag, but I still went expecting to have a great night like I use to, boy was I wrong ! The place was overly crowded, like ridiculously uncomfortable, I definitely couldn't dance freely or walk around without touching someone else. Then I tried to get a drink and the bartender was calling me to take my order and I had a bouncer at the same time tell me I needed to move along, it was so unorganized and chaotic and I ended up having to get back in line. I finally got my drink and was trying to enjoy myself even though I was constantly being bumped due to how over crowded it was, so I went outside to order another drink. I tried ordering a well vodka outside, and the bartender told me she only had top shelf outside and if I wanted well vodka I would have to go back to the bartender I ordered from inside bar! And as if it couldn't get any worse, I went to use the restroom and was told I needed to go to the other restroom on the other side of the bar because the line was to long at the women's restroom, so I had to fight my way through the dumpster fire crowd of people to get to the restroom, when I finally got there a guy who I'm assuming is a bouncer opens the door for me and there's literally no privacy between the two toilets, and he lets me and another girl in, so I'm peeing next to another women who is a complete stranger to me which I do in every public restroom but at least there is a stall door for some sort of privacy, I was just hoping the girl next to me didn't finish before me otherwise she could have opened the door for everyone to see! It was just so embarrassing! Then they didn't even have paper towels or hand soap in that restroom! After all that my friends and I just left! It was definitely "Trash Monkey" ! I don't know what happened to you Brass but y'all deserve to be called Trash Monkey with what I saw ! Total mess ! read more

My friends are the ones that showed me brass and every time I go I have a blast but these past couple of times I go by myself I notice things that annoy me. Like the bar tenders are pushy for mediocre drinks. security has no idea what goes on and they don't even have info for anything. The DJ booth and anyone who is associated with it are full of themselves. The shirt events for emo night are poorly put together. Told the security about people cutting and they said how are we supposed to know it's literally you're fu**ing job to know what goes on. I waited an hour and 30 min to try and get a shirt and I kept seeing people just cut the line. I am very upset but I'm more upset for the people who actually deserved it like the guy next to me was such a sweetheart and he wasn't even dressed properly for the cold weather man was freezing he definitely deserved one!!! I would literally have to suck a workers d**k for a shirt. All the ladies who get benefits you know who you are. This experience left me with such a disgusting taste in my mouth and I am so disappointed not only in that establishment but in people. Texas is already bad enough and boring but this was the cherry on top. Selfish people will get what they deserve I would tie your shoe laces before you fall and break your favorite tooth and or lose your wallet. I'm always recommending places but this one I will not be recommending anymore. I recommend slackers bar they have better bathrooms, Have an outside area as well, Pool, pinball, beer pong etc. and even if they didn't have the best drinks you won't get better at brass but slackers has more to do there and I never really appreciated it. Also the security is very nice but don't take kindness for weakness he will put you in your place and I feel good being there but I don't feel welcomed at brass... read more

Been here twice on a Thursday night and it gets super packed. The lines are usually really long as well. The drinks are super cheap but I'm guessing that's why. $.75 Wells. I really like hip-hop and the night we went they were playing techno so we ended up leaving early because the music was a little too much for me. It had a cool vibe and you should definitely come here if you want to dance. read more

Brass Monkey - Outdoor sign - Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

This place is a San Antonio institution. The type of place that you can get wasted for ten dollars and shake your hiney to 80's new wave. Unpretentious and inclusive; a place where everyone is truly welcome. read more

Awful place, simply because the staff is terrible. Walked out of the restroom and was confronted by a bouncer who was rude and cursing at me for no reason. Not to mention he put his hands on me... Would not recommend this place to anyone. read more

Super chill place. Can't beat no cover and the prices. Bartenders are friendly and the atmosphere is relaxed with great music. Friends and I found our new Sunday night hangout. read more

Brass Monkey - Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

Look, this place is the 1999 Toyota Camry of bars -- it's not the most attractive, it's not the most cool, it certainly is not going to win any cocktail competitions in the lifetime -- but it gets the job done. Nowhere else in San Antonio will you be able to listen to Robyn while drinking a 75c drink (Thursday's). Will the drink taste good?? Of course it won't -- it costs 75 cents. But it will get the job done and that's really all you need. read more

The two bartenders were dress as Garth & Wayne from Wayne's World so they already got my business! Super fun, friendly atmosphere although drinks were a little pricey. The music was just a little too old school for me but grrrreat dance floor! I also loved the cute candles set up lol read more

Brass Monkey - Freddie, the Queen, Mercury - Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

DO NOT GO HERE! I am very disappointed at this establishment as a visitor to SA and first timer here. I ordered 2 drinks at the bar, turned around started looking for my friends and got my drinks taken by the bouncers??! I asked why and they were just saying, "I'm done." No explanation for what I had done or what they had assumed I did? Im still trying to wrap my head around it? I didn't even get to drink them! And they threw me out, trampled me, punched me, tased me and had me arrested?! I told the cops what happened and they didn't even understand either why I was thrown out and let me go...the owner doesn't gaf about their customers obviously by all the negative reviews. I was not even drunk or a nuisance and they did that to me?? You're next, be careful! I heard and am reading that this happens often! Oh yeah they upcharged me too and wouldn't allow me to close my tab?! You've been warned! read more

Brass Monkey - I'm a survivor! Don't go here!! - Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

So I'm at the Brass tonight. A bar that never disappoints. However, tonight was $2 you call it. So I went to the larger bartender that usually takes care of the far right inside bar. I ask him for a deep Eddy's and tonic, he says that's not an option for the special. I then asked for a Jameson and sprite and he said that wasn't on the special neither. So I ended up just taking the well liquor .. then I went to the bartender on the far left to reinsure the special was $2 for any liquor And then he clarified that both drinks I requested were acceptable for the special. And after I explained to him the issue, he didn't do anything about it. Don't come to this bar unless you want to be screwed over. 10/15/2017 read more

Horrible security. I arrived at the bar and stepped away from my friends to use the restroom. Immediately after leaving the restroom, I was forcefully grabbed by the security guard and dragged outside. I believe they mistook me for somebody else, as the only thing the guard said in his radio was "yeah, black hat" as he was dragging me. No explanation, horrible security, trash business. Please don't support a business like this. Would rate zero stars if I could. read more

WARNING PEOPLE WITH BODY ART!!! They don't allow people with neck tattoos in this place. As I was guided to the man checking IDs, they tell us after I walk over to him and without checking my ID, oh no neck tattoos on Sunday nights! I didn't even know this was still a thing! As a tattoo artist, it's so weird for someone to refuse a service on account of my body art. I've never been in a gang, never stabbed or shot anybody and I'm a female. I'm also visiting from Atlanta. So to be turned away from a place that's just music and drinking, is such a bummer and disappointment! I recommend going somewhere they won't discriminate against something so minor. I felt so disrespected. read more

I've been here many times and love it, never had any issues until last night. I was one drink in and my friend bought me another one and we were standing near the bar cause I was trying to get my other friend's attention cause she was closer to the dance area and couldn't hear me so I shouted to her to come by the bar and I guess one of the bouncers/security came up to me and grabbed me on my waist tightly and told me he has to escort me out because I looked intoxicated, mind you I'm just standing by the bar with my friends waiting for another friend and he tells them that he was going to use force on me to get me out if we didn't leave and then he snatched our drinks and threw us out. I was beyond mad and uncomfortable being touched like that for no reason and he was extremely aggressive for no reason at all. Beyond disappointed and disgusted. read more

Cool vibe but always packed. Very friendly staff and bartenders! The drinks are usually pretty good except the wells which taste like gasoline. read more

This place is a joke. You have to check out with the same bartender you start with, which means their operating system is as cheap as you can go. Also the false presence of security does more damage than good. We saw someone get kicked out for a non-aggressive gesture towards a bouncer whom was obviously on a power trip. Those cops moonlighting were obviously useless. read more

So this was probably my 4th or 5th time at emo night and I had a blast, the dj was playing a good mix, decent crowd, cheap drinks, however my ears are still recovering from the music but it's a small price to pay for the time I had! read more

Horrible staff! The staff was very rude and unprofessional for no reason. Will not be coming back. Don't waist your time coming here. read more

Kicked my friend out after spending $400 plus dollars because he questioned the bartender. Highly recommend any first responder or military do not attend this bar. Prices are way too high and In friendly read more

Rude staff. Took out of town friends there for an evening out in a new city. Man without a badge or any ID forced us to not stand in front of a 'Mikes' sign that was nailed to an awning sign outside. We asked why we couldn't and were told 'it's the rules'. No reason given. 'Guard' became aggressive so our party of 6 left. Very disappointed and won't be going back. read more

It's our last night in San Antonio, visiting from Atlanta. Decide to go to brass monkey but for some odd reason, in 2019, people with body art are getting turned away from here ? It's a Sunday night, it's dead, it's a bar. The blatant, unreasonable discrimination against my friends just because of their neck/face tattoos makes no sense. Don't waste your time coming to the brass monkey if you have body art, who knows what else their discriminating against read more

That funky monkey. This place is a place to go to get cheap drinks on a Sunday, or listen to retro music. They don't serve any kind of craft cocktails- just stuff that they can squirt out of a bar drink gun and a bottle. The beer is cold and the music is loud. Drinks are cheap. Super cheap. Brass Monkey is often the source of problems on the N St Mary's Strip, and they got listed as one of SA's bars most mentioned in DWI arrests. They've been cracking down on people throwing them out if they look the slightest bit intoxicated. It's kind of menacing with the bouncers frisking you at the door, and standing around with ear pieces and crossing their arms looking severe. Their brand of security seems excessive, and the black out drunks end up getting tossed out on the streets where it's someone else's problem. The place isn't clean. It smells of Axe Body Spray and beer. The floor is usually sticky from all the cocktails that get spilled when the DJ spins Selena. The bathrooms are in rather horrid condition, one of the dirtiest restrooms in the entire city of San Antonio. The best thing about this place is the super cheap drinks, and the music is so loud you can't think of anything else. read more

If you haven't been here you're missing out. Best music. Drink prices and the fastest service around!

They were very impolite and wouldn't let me in for wearing a different teams jersey(Boston Celtics jersey on St. Patrick's Day) other than the San Antonio Spurs jersey. Took the jersey off and the door man still said i couldn't come in after whispering to the other door man that i "appeared to be too drunk" for a reason of clear discrimination after being biased to me for wearing another teams jersey. A clear display of unprofessionalism, un-sportsmanship, and disrespectful conduct. I highly discourage anyone from visiting this discriminative establishment. read more

Lively crowd with all your top 80s hits. I think the DJ plays the same playlist every weekend. I have only been to Brass twice and my husband and I swore it was not only the same songs but they were also in the same order. Good thing is no cover charge. Personally, I think all clubs on St Mary's should not have a cover (unless you have live music). read more

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Honestly the reviews I'm reading are from such cry babies , this place is ALWAYS bumping & the drinks are bomb. If you can't taste the liquor order a double ? Duh lol. if you don't wanna get pushed & shoved & possibly caught in a fight AT A CLUB. please stay home obviously this atmosphere is NOT for you. Every single time I've gone it's been nothing but good ass experiences & the guards always on top of their shit....the staff makes the best drinks & the djs music bumps ... If you can't handle the STRIP being raunchy ,just go to yard house or cowboys dance hall cry babies read more

Great AC, I recommend taking cash. There is a good variety of music. My favorite day to go is Thursday's for the well drink specials!!

I didn't have any drinks and the bouncer said I was too intoxicated to come in. I am unsure how he came to that conclusion however I left and wrote this review. I was wearing an express button up long sleeve shirt, a pair of express jeans, and black loafer so I was well within dress code read more

Go Somewhere else on this strip of bars and clubs!!!!These people need to grow up! It's 2019, they do discriminate here! I should've read the other reviews. Besides just looking at people and deciding whether they are allowed to come in, and judge you by your physical attributes, they are awfully rude. Wasn't even given a chance to see just how terrible the staff is inside. But if they match the outside, I guess I'm glad we didn't make it in! Anyplace on this strip is nicer to go to. I guess it was just our first attempt for the night. Bummer! read more

Impossible to reach out to the staff. They will not answer their phones or any social media.

Great bar. Friendly staff and cheap drinks. I've spent many a Friday and Jimmy Eat Wednesday here without any issues.

Great deals crazy fast bartenders and no cover! Awesome weekend party spot! The outside patio has heaters and bartenders if you want to smoke and kick back with your crew. Meanwhile the inside is always packed and filled with people dancing/getting wild. All ages and all types show up so no matter what you'll be able to find a crowd you fit in with. read more

Came here expecting crazy bodyguards and no bathrooms and horrid bartenders. But none of that is true. No problem with bouncers. Bartenders were fast and made great drinks. Bathrooms had four stalls for woman. Music was incredible! Stuff I have at home and never expected to hear at a club. Problems were no place for people who aren't dancing. So floor is overcrowded. Also they let you have your drink on dance floor so look out for spillage. Last thing is dance floor is on an incline so bring good shoes. But I found my new favorite dance club. read more