I stopped by Satire with a coworker after a happy hour event during the weekday. Even though it was…read morea Wednesday at around 9:00PM, the place was PACKED! It's a very large space with 2 seating areas and there was still only like 2 empty tables that I saw. The menu is huge. They pretty much had any kind of beer you can want and with funny names to accompany them. We did not order any food but the food that others ordered around me looked good. The beer I ordered was a simple lager and it tasted great with reasonable pricing. Service here was impressive. Even with how large the place is and how many people were there, we did not have to wait long at all to be helped and get our stuff including our beers and then our check at the end. Great job staff and managers! I will be back to have a few beers with good company! Cheers!

I wish I lived near this place so I could go everyday!…read more Came to the brewery at the recommendation of a colleague. The amazing amount and quality of beers was a true hit. So many unique flavors. Ordered some food, meat plate I believe. It had two kinds of bacon and sausage and some incredible cheese. That paired with their beers was one of my favorite dining experiences. On top of this, the girl helping us was the best! Attentive, engaging, very kind person with great hospitality skills. This gets a rare 5 stars from because it was absolutely perfect experience!

This is the bar you drink at for 20yrs... very chill suburb neighborhood spot. Crisp, clean pub…read moreatmosphere and really solid food. Cheap beer is available everywhere in this area but I have to church up the JCB burger. Simple burger (med-rare, I usually order med-rare and get well done, but true med-rare) cream cheese, bacon and grilled jalapeño. That's it and it honestly needs nothing else. Little sweet, little heat but for a lunch burger I am impressed. Bartender was cool and I think ran the whole house at lunch pretty well. Skip the burger in the bag and come smash a PBR and some really local hospitality.

Great local location and ambiance. Service is good. Food is yummy. Love Bloody Mary bar!read more

Food was good quality. Portions big enough to fill our family up. The kids meals came out…read moreincredibly quick (lunch on a Saturday) & were pretty sizable. Our server Jennifer was great & anyone that ran food or sat us was very polite & friendly. We felt impressed with the experience so I wanted to make sure to give a solid review for their efforts!

My partner and I visited here on a Sunday evening for the first time. It's a typical pub inside, a…read morebit dark with tvs and nicely decorated. We were seated immediately by a friendly hostess. Our server approached almost right after sitting for our drink order. We each tried the tavern burger, one gluten free. I ordered medium but it was closer to well done. Not a big deal with a burger. The buns were pretty decent and soft. The fries were pretty good, meaty and crispy. The ketchup on the table was close to empty and we had to shake it a lot and it splattered all over the place as we tried to get the last bit out of it, which just happened to be just enough. Not a big deal, but slightly annoying.

We have been wanting to come in here for a while now and finally after a year of living here in…read moreDenver we decided to venture in! They don't have food service but do have snacks and if you wanted to bring in food, like there neighbor Godfather's Pizza, they are all for it! Every liquid therapist, as I like to call the bartenders, are great. The two times we have come in we enjoyed both of the different guys we had taking care of us. Have a flavor for anyone's palette as well, if its a Hefeweizen, IPA, Sour etc. We are excited to finally have come in and we will be back! One of the top 2 breweries in the Westminster/Thornton area!

First time here. Really laid back vibe with an open concept. Furniture is comfortable. Kind of like…read morehanging out and drinking a beer at your grandmother's house or at a flea market. Lots of games to play, things to watch on tv, or just hang out and relax. Started with a flight of the Mexican lager, when in doubt stout, Irish red, and brown sugar ale. All were pretty good. I followed with a pint of the brown sugar ale, while my wife had the Irish red. Definitely a lot of locals hang out here. We'd come back.

We found this gem after a long day of shopping in the area! The service was excellent and the food…read morewas great! If you get a chance to stop by you will enjoy your experience, we sure did! It will be our new regular stop when we visit the area, or are passing through!

My Pesto Pollo sandwich was so dry it was inedible. I sent it back to the kitchen after one bite,…read moredid not want to order anything else. Was not charged. I did enjoy cider and was glad for Happy Hour price which I did not know about before ordering. Service was fine. Interior is entirely wood, furniture, walls, ceiling; so noisy even though 1/3 full. Only decor= 5 flat screen TV's. I do not recommend if you plan to eat!

The food was really good. The ambiance was actually chill and relaxing. Prolly due to the timing…read moreof our visit. A Wednesday at 13:30. However, I assume they were busier than anticipated as groups were waiting in the foyer to be seated for quite a bit. All hand were on deck to ensure positive service was offered but I did notice a couple of groups tire of waiting and they left. Double edged blade.... Good food and service draws good crowds. Planning our next visit. If they would just add a Centipede game, my wife would eat there daily.

Stopped in because this place looked fun. As I walked in, a couple was walking out talking about…read moreeating across the street. Weird. Until I realized they must have gotten frustrated with the long wait to be seated. I mean 10 minutes at 2PM. It's not busy. Then after being seated there was an additional about 15 minutes for my order to be taken. The wait for the food nearly drove me to walk out. I was ready to walk out when the burger finally came. Not worth the wait. It was dry. The onion rings were okay though. I should have left. Not coming back.

I had a great time at Joe Palookas! This weekend I stared off with hers then went to a place that's…read morelabeled a club called "Club Vinyl" and I will say I'd rather go back to Palookas over Vinyl. This place has great energy, good music along with fun and pretty women. It would be better for this place to stay open till 3 with the type of fun everyone was having!

Smells like a strip club and has vibes of one. Even has a tv showing what girl bartenders will be…read morethere on which day.

Service and atmosphere is great! Lisa is the best and makes everyone feel welcome. Very similar to…read moreyour local hometown bar

Very cozy local bar, didn't have mint so I could not have my favorite mojito. Service ok. Had to…read moreget margarita instead.

The food here was absolutely fabulous. A local quasi dive. The only reason they didn't get five…read morestars as they used hard plastic cups for their draft Guinness. That is a travesty. Upgrade the ounces to 20 and get a beveled cup.

We used to come to The Old Man for years before we had kids and moved over 30 min away. I don't…read morethink we had been back since pre-COVID times, but we decided to make the extra drive because we remembered the great BBQ and food we used to get there. Boy, has this place changed. We knew the routine that this was a walk up to the bar to order food/drinks but we loved the idea of being able to order from a QR code on the table and have food and drinks delivered directly to our table. Unfortunately, the execution completely missed the mark. After placing our food & drink order, we waited several minutes with no drinks. We were about to just go to the bar ourselves when our food arrived. When we asked the food runner about the drinks, we were told, "They're busy, you might have to go to the bar to get them." That completely defeats the purpose of ordering ahead through the QR system. My husband ended up standing in a very long bar line, and just as he was finally reaching the counter, our drinks finally showed up -- probably 10 minutes after the food arrived which was about 25ish minutes after placing the initial order. By then, our food was cold. The brisket sandwich had barely any actual meat on it (maybe 2oz of meat max) and was mostly inedible fat. The wings were dried out, cold, and tasted like they'd been reheated multiple times and drenched in buffalo sauce to cover it up. No one ever checked on us to see if things were okay. (They used to come around all the time) We also had to get our own utensils and condiments which we knew from previous visits, but the guy that dropped off the food made sure to tell us to bus our own table, afterwards, scrape food off dishes into the trash, and return trays and dishes to busstubs they had set out. Like I said, from our previous visits we knew this is more of a bar-service style restaurant and not full table service, but the expectation of any sort of a tip much less the 25% gratuity that was automatically generated/expected on our e-bill before actually finalizing our bill is honestly ridiculous. Other than someone dropping food at the table and a bartender opening a can of beer, there was essentially zero customer service. We ordered our own food, got our own utensils and condiments, cleaned up our own table, and still somehow were expected to tip at a level you'd expect from a full-service restaurant!? I can get the same level of service at a fast food restaurant and no one expects a 25% tip there. To top it off, the live band felt more suited for a retirement community social hour than a lively Saturday night crowd. Needless to say... in the six years it's been since we have been to the old man, we clearly have missed nothing other than its decline.

We had a great experience here. There were five of us and we all agreed on five stars. The burgers…read moreare huge and do not disappoint on flavor. The craft beer selections are meaningful. The appetizers are large and full of flavor. We will be back!

Ordered online and it was super simple. They give you all the options to take things off or add…read morethings onto your sandwiches. They have a ton of different burger options and they all sounded so good. From mushroom burgers to bisons to ones that had so much bacon on it, you really can't go wrong here! Came in to pick up and service was pretty quick. They pointed me in the right direction. Not enough interactions to give them a rating. The restaurant and bar was popping. It was busy on this Friday night around 8pm. About 3/4 full. It was sorta loud but good energy. I think I would have preferred to eat in rather than take out. I ordered sweet potato fries (you can sub them out for others like onion rings or truffle fries etc) with my short rib stacker burger. The burger was on point. The fries, maybe because they were cold by time I ate them, were disappointing. The herb infused cream cheese was the cherry on top. The braised short rib wasn't as juicy and I'd never order it separately but together, it made for a pretty good burger. I also had the Brie and bacon bites which are crispy pastry bites stuffed with brie cheese & applewood-smoked bacon. They dust then with powdered sugar which I thought was okay. It is served with housemade cranberry cream sauce. They have multiple locations it turns out. So if you don't pop by this one, don't fret, there are others!