"This is a call
"That's all…read more"You'll ever get from me."
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In A Sentence™
They have exactly what one would expect from a shoppette: nothing more and nothing less.
Quick Review™
+ Location. It's closer to where most live than the PX, unless you live in a house*.
(*Who lives in those?)
+ Parking is free. America.
- One cannot find any parking. Food options blow, hard. Alterations and car hires are certainly a shitshow. Barbershop is more than likely par with the rest of the AAFES's: it fucking sucks.
Employee of Excellence™
N/A. Whoever put up the life-sized, anti-shoplifting cardboard sign featuring the MP with the most inspiring, badass mustache in all CONUS. That is the employee of excellence.
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Author's note: This review was removed THRICE because (a) the "Support team ha[d] determined that it [fell] outside our Content Guidelines (http://www.yelp.com/guidelines) because of its promotional content" (not sure what I was promoting), (b) "personal attacks" and (c) "promotional content." Not sure what the fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth and tenth removals will be for. Let's find out ....
Remove it ten times, I will post it eleven. Remove it a million times, then you sure would have expended a tonne of minimum wage hours removing a review that I will just paste once again. CTRL V.
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They have what one would come to expect in a shoppette if one is not some PV0 with zero experience with this kind of shit. There are other chains located within -- although they shall remain nameless since apparently brain-dead idiots at Yelp® Headquarters think that mentioning stores inside a mall is "promotional content" -- so, go to the Shoppette and figure it out yourself.
There is a food truck that fires up the BBQ grill out front during lunch. It shall remain nameless since it could be construed as promotional content. There is a place to hire DVDs and Blu-rays from a vending box, whose colour and name shall remain nameless because otherwise it would be promotional in nature. In fact, this whole review is a promotion of AAFES, the U.S. Armed Forces, Yelp, that donkey Jeremy Stoppelman, et. al, so ....
Alright, easy with all the promotional content!
I digress. In the actual shoppette, there are plentiful drugs (alcohol, tobacco, caffeine), unhealthy snacks, and school supplies. Assorted household items and a crappy selection of print magazines also are central to the available stock, as is typical globally with AAFES. There are Compact Discs (still) and Digital Video Discs (still). And, terribly designed trinkets; because so many tourists from around the wide world travel to Fort Lee and want that cheap T-shirt: I've been to Fort Lee, VA ... the fort named for an unabashed traitor to the United States of America! Fort Lee is for lovers. *shakes head.
Goddamn waste of taxpayer monies if you ask me.
My experience consisted of walking/driving to the PXtra, walking in through the doors (after opening them), shopping for things I needed, standing in queue to pay, and paying. No tax.
Pro Tip: No tax.
Pro Tip: The alterations shop is a shitshow. Comedic in nature, but still a shit show. It's called Stripes. Don't go there. Ever.
Final Word™
A''ight. Just barely "A-OK."
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Individual reviews for approved Yelp dot com (easy with the promotional content, Edwin P.) listings for businesses located within the AAFES PXtra at Fort Lee, VA, U.S.A.
Enterprise: Two-stars
"This Enterprise is the largest pile of dung I have ever been forced patronise. And, I would know. I have hired motor vehicles from nearly every company in the nation."
EZ Rack Builder Kiosk: Three-stars
"The cost was absorbent; however, the pricepoint will depend on how many ribbons you have in your rack. Some people have minuscule, cute racks; others have monumental, heavy looking, well endowed racks. Those are a lot more costly."
Le Pough's Bar-B-Que: Two-stars
"Where I was disappointed was with the items I purchased -- and consumed -- and, the sheer amount of flies blanketing all of the non-'cue food."
Military Clothing: Three-stars
"All in all, it is not too different from other Clothing & Sales across the landscape. Military Clothing on Ft. Lee is barely just A-OK, but you don't have much of a choice, so get on with it and roll with the punches."
Stripes: One-star
"They don't sew on your sergeant stripes straight here. I shouldn't have to point out the irony."
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Not good for tourists*. (*although we are all tourists on Fort Lee.)
Not good for kids**. (**unless it's a kid with a CAC [legitimate Acronym, don't flag.])
Not good for dogs***. (***unless the dog is one of those MP canines.)
No Apple Pay®!
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Rating: Three-stars, "A-OK." [5000 maximum character limit for a single review.]