Hahahahah! I've been here many times & just looked at yelp reviews. I was shocked it wasn't ranked higher, so I started reading all the 1-star reviews. LOL. Well, I can't say they're *wrong,* but I also completely disagree with them. My 5-star rating is based on the massage (strong - "no pain no gain"), attention (gracious), and availability (best hours in town). If you want a fountain & chit-chat while someone superficially pushes & rubs, this isn't the place for you. Their website will give you a very good idea of what to expect.
The rest of the review is for those who want more objective clarification on many of the points raised in the 1-star reviews.
1) This is a very vigorous massage. It will likely be deeper & more intense than any other massage you have had. Moon is the owner, and she's this awesome, spunky Korean lady. Be warned--she has left bruises before. That was just once, and she was working some pressure points hard. Supposedly it is Korean & Chinese, focusing on lymph flow, detoxification, & dissolving tension. I don't know about all that, but I always leave feeling like a new man.
2) Unless you request Moon, odds are you'll get one of the various young men she employs. They're all good as well, but it is true that they speak very little English. If you need anything they will promptly ask (or call) Moon to clarify. I assume she trains them because they all provide very similar type of massage.
3) Yes, they will have you change into what looks & feels like your middle school gym uniform. They have a washer/dryer in back & everything is meticulously cleaned.
4) Yes, they sell all kinds of stuff that has nothing to do with massage. It sits in a display case, and if you don't ask about it they won't try to sell it to you. I guess Moon figures if you're looking for Cutco knives you might as well buy them from her?! :)
5) They have these massage beds called Ceragem. Think massage chair from Sharper Image on steroids. It is constructed much like a folding lawn chair, but has a 'smart' roller-ball system underneath that rolls along & adjusts to your shoulder blades, spine & hips. It's a 35 min programmed massage. I had this multiple times & never been charged, but supposedly it's a $10 add-on. If I don't have enough time I just politely decline.
6) No, it's not "one of those" massage places--despite the pink neon & late hours.
7) About the "required" $10 tip. I've never been told I had to tip $10. There is a sign on the register that suggests you tip $10. Yes, I think it's tacky, but 1) If you're not tipping $10 on a $60 massage, you should probably stop being a cheapskate. ALL massage therapists are going to hope for/expect a $10+ tip after a 60min massage, they just won't tell you or put it on the cash register. 2) I've been scolded by Moon for tipping more than $10, so my guess is this is Moon's way of keeping expectations clear to both clients & workers. Why question a system that works? Just count on paying $10 more than the price of the massage.
8) If you're still on the fence, just go to her website http://www.bestmassageintown.com/ and click around/watch the sometimes comical "interview-style" videos. Everything is very fairly represented on the website. read more