It's hard for a man like me to admit this, but today, my big, bad snake just wasn't big and bad…read moreenough to accomplish the task.
99% of the time, I get the job done up in this crib...you know what I'm saying. But today, I came up short.
You see, the clog (a Hot-wheel suspended in long female human hair, and, about 30 baby wipes) was located 45 feet from my toilet. My 25 foot drill-powered drain snake couldn't reach the clog, and, "fecal material" was backing up into my shower.
I didn't think the backup was that big of a deal, but my wife was dismayed about it, soooooo...
So I called William Murray (or as Tallahassee from Zombieland would say "Goddamn it, Bill fuckin' Murray!!") THIS Bill Murray, however, is not an actor, he's the real thing. He's the owner/operator of Professional Plumbing and Drain, in Swanton, Ohio.
Bill was very friendly and extremely professional. His fees were fair, and he left the job site cleaner than he found it. Speaking of fees: he was honest and upfront about the cost of the job; he didn't try to pull any shit (no pun intended) regarding mark ups or hidden charges. When I asked him what was his range of operations, he said "pretty much all of northwest Ohio, and then some."
Bill, thanks for fitting me into your already-loaded schedule and coming out on the coldest day of the winter to get the job done. Hopefully, it will be a while before I need such services again, but when I do, you'll be the guy I call.
Five stars.