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    Bastard Pies has a new food truck and they're currently located next to the Tipsy Whale,  6541 Sexton Dr NW, Olympia.
    Beth G.

    They have a new food truck! Prior to this, they've had a pop up restaurant, under EZ ups, and they were so excellent , that now they've got this cozy truck with a full pizza oven. The pizzas are outstanding! Our order was made from scratch in about 15 minutes. The truck is parked next to the Tipsy Whale currently. I hope they stay there a long time. We're planning to return, get some beers at the Tipsy whale and eat pizza in the beer garden! Fun night out!

    Best wings in town in my book.  Kind customer service for a food truck.  Chef's kiss

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    Tried both the Honey boo boo and Walker Texas Ranger. And wings. All excellent so far. Miss the Nutella pizza. Was a great dessert.

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    Best pizza in the area with great salads. Highly recommend!!! I'm forced to eat gluten free crust and that's good, too!

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    We've eaten Bastard Pies many times and have never been disappointed. Mushroom pie is Great !! Fantastic pies. Try it, you'll love it too.

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    2 years ago

    One of our new favorite spots! Pizza was amazing! It was busy, but the wait time wasn't bad at all. Highly recommend giving it a try!

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    2 years ago

    Great Pies. Love the flavors, the crust is just the best and I stop here whenever I am in the area. Highly recommend!

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    My usual, the Meat Lovers with white Alfredo sauce instead of Red, dirty skirt of course, plus…read moreblack olives & mushrooms is absolutely delicious, plus I got a Margarita for one of my daughters for take out, which she said was perfect. The service counter young lady was very friendly & easy to give out my order, even offered a glass for water while I waited. While waiting, although only customer there at first, as new customers came in, I felt that old family or friends vibe in my youth going out for pizza. Back then we usually ate there, not take home except for left overs if there was any. I usually tune out with some music on my smartphone & headset but the music they were playing had such a nice fresh vibe, I even "Shazam"d some of the songs & purchased one of the songs thru iTunes for later, asked the young man I ordered the 2nd pizza from where the music was coming from & he thought it was some a playlist streamed thru Spotify. Every song I heard was a banger for me, although unfamiliar, the song I got was "Young Lady, You're Scaring Me" (lol) by Ron Gallo. Compared to to other pizza joints, this is my absolutely favorite, the wood fire pizza is the best, the staff are all very friendly & hard working, I've even talked with the owners in the past & they are consious on food quality & customer service, and their establishment is very welcoming, I love the covered outdoor dining if I ever need the room for my big family of kids & grandkids, and who doesn't love their wood fire cinnamon rolls?

    A recommended spot for the best pizza in Olympia, and he was correct…read more Order at the register and they give you a number to have at your table. This spot is mostly a self serve. They do bring your pizza to the table. I order their cider and got the Mountain Dude pizza that has Canadian bacon, pepperoni, bacon, pineapple and herbs. 12" for $25. Seems a bit high but the pizza itself was delicious. Enjoyed it there and enjoyed it again as leftovers. Lots of choices for pizza which can be overwhelming but there's a pizza for everyone. Place seemed friendly where everyone knew each other.

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    4.0(34 reviews)
    7.3 mi

    I'm not usually a frequent pizza eater but I've been here a few times now and gotten the vegan…read morecalzone. It really feels like one of the best deals in town! It's easily 1.5 meals and getting to choose so many of your own toppings makes it great for any mood and also makes me feel healthy because spinach is a default topping. The crust is nice and fluffy and chewy and the sauce is really tasty. Also have had the pizza here and it's fine too. Haven't gotten a slice before but I like that I could if in a hurry. The staff here have always been super helpful and it's a cute space for a counter service spot. This location is also way better at lunch because you can actually find parking. Really happy to have this option around!

    Meet up with friends for a healthy choice lunch...you can choose a slice of ready made hot pizza,…read moreor buy one freshly made. Ingredients are fresh, healthy and unique. Pizza is always good. Salads are fine. The staff is always friendly and they make good suggestions. Food is served reasonably fast and with a smile always! (Suggestion: do not order the walnut dressing on pizza.... It looks inedible.) Comfortably self serve and self bus the table, which is perfect for a quick lunch. The separate bar looks friendly and interesting, but we didn't try it at lunch. This place looks like it would be especially great and buzzing with community on a warm summer evening. The only drawback is the inside space is cold in the fall/winter and the acoustics make it very loud and hard to hear. We go back for the food!

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    Vics Pizza - Plenty of tables, even though they had plenty of business the day that we were there, there was also plenty of room

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    Plenty of tables, even though they had plenty of business the day that we were there, there was also plenty of room

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    Date of visit: May 11, 2026…read more We popped in here on our way back to Seattle from Portland, not knowing that it was a chain and that there really wasn't much by way of seating or service. But we did get was a decent pizza and cheese bread, served piping hot out of the oven for a decent price. Note: There is no restroom for customer use. In addition to our pepperoni pizza, we also went with some Cheesestix. We actually ordered a sausage and pepperoni pizza, but he didn't seem to hear us and only made/charged us for a pepperoni. I should have paid more attention to the screen before I paid for the order! The flavor on the Stix was good if possibly cooked a minute too long and could have used a bit more cheese on it. The ranch and marinara dipping sauces we selected to go with it were good as well.

    For me, a great pizza place really comes down to three things: fluffy, well-risen dough, flavorful…read moretoppings and sauces, and a good homemade ranch. I stopped by the other night and ordered a medium sausage and pepperoni pizza, some cheesy bread, and extra ranch on the side. The toppings and sauce were definitely the highlight -- lots of great flavor there! But the dough was a bit of a letdown on both the pizza and the cheesy bread. It didn't seem like it had risen properly and ended up being pretty flat. As for the ranch, I was really hoping for a good homemade version, but I couldn't tell if it was house-made or bottled. It reminded me a lot of Kraft ranch, which isn't really my thing. If I had to rate each element: Toppings & sauce: 8/10 Dough: 4/10 Ranch: 5/10 Customer service was perfectly fine -- no complaints there. The prices were reasonable, which was a plus. Overall, it's a decent spot if you're looking for pizza in a pinch, but there's definitely room for improvement.

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