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    Bastard

    4.5 (53 reviews)
    Closed 5:00 pm - 2:00 am (Next day)

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    What's the vibe?
    Very loud
    Casual
    Outdoor seating
    Good for groups

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    Menu - Sep 12, 2019
    Willie R.

    I came here with a colleague last night for dinner. The restaurant itself feels very homey and comfortable on the inside, and the dining room is built around a display kitchen, which I always enjoy. We were both quite hungry as it had been a while since lunch, so we ate the bread (with the good butter they have) in short order. Here are highlights of our menu selections: -Baby gem salad: The salad was OK but it was literally covered in cheese, to the point that I didn't finish the salad. It seemed like there was a heavy dressing on it, but I realized partway through that that was mostly just the cheese. -Vegetables and sunflower tahini: This dish was OK for me. I liked the variety of root vegetables, which were plated nicely (they were also raw, so be aware of that if you're not into raw veggies) -Chicken dish: This was the star of the show. The fresh basil and potatoes were a great accompaniment. -Unholy Water cocktail: If they have this tequila-based drink on the menu, you should try it. It has a particularly amusing ingredient (will make sense if you see the menu). LOL -A Su Madre cocktail: This piece-based drink was delicious. It didn't last long in my glass! I think the cocktails were better than the food overall, but in any case, this was an enjoyable meal. They could lighten up on the cheese for the salad, for me, though--it was overpowering. I would say a 3-3.5 on food and 4-4.5 on cocktails, so I'm averaging to a 4.

    Anatoli L.

    French flair restaurant. Reservations are definitely recommended - it was almost a miracle that we got in on Wednesday, there were lots of people sent away. Good list of beer and wine. I had nice French cider first, then a glass of house Rosé, very tasty. The restaurant offers the tasting menu, which has to be shared by the table, which was what we took. The tasting menu is not predefined, it is basically "whatever chef feels like". We started with charcuterie (excellent selection, very tasty) and steak tartar (outstanding). Then we had two salads which were simply a standout - Panzanella salad with boquerones, and then tomato and feta salad - the tomatoes were so succulent - I don't know when was the last time I tasted tomatoes like that. Next, we shared a squash pizza (tasty) and our last dish was individual servings of ham with mashed potatoes and fresh peas - delicious to the last morsel. Outstanding, super-friendly service. Most highly recommended - and make that reservation.

    Don't miss your chance But you will probably need a reservation
    Kathy C.

    Romantic open ambiance Fun, super friendly staff as well as Chef Andreas, center stage in his open kitchen You will be awaiting the next course with anticipation to experience another wonderful combination of flavors The sourdough bread made in house cannot be resisted Nor the chocolate sorbet Bon Apetit

    Complimentary bread
    Hu K.

    This is not the greatest restaurant but it was certainly very good. Staff are friendly and attentive. Menu was interesting and creative. I am not a big fan of meat so I only tried pizza as most items were with meat. Pizza itself was big enough for dinner!! It had simple ingredients (mushroom, cheese and etc) but the flavor balanced perfectly. It did wow me. Cocktails were really good. Expensive as most Scandinavian have very high tax on alcohol but it's about the same price as US (around $13-15 including tax) and cheaper than Zurich, so I highly recommend that you try one or two. Dessert was interesting as it was like a fluffy fried pancake. Not too sweet. Casual and hip but comfortable ambiance. Worth the visit!

    Amazing dessert! Brioche, red fruits and cream freiche.
    Diego L.

    Fresh products, great service and a superb execution. Love the concept and seems the team is very knowledgeable about all items in the food and drink menu. Keep the good work guys; you are showing professionalism and lots of love and care in what you do and we can perceive that at the other side of the bar. No doubt this has became one of my favorite restaurants around the world. Hope to come back soon. Regards from sunny Marbella!

    Winnie L.

    Great casual place for dinner. We had the special chef's dinner for our group and it was all very delicious. Would definitely come back next time we are in Malmö.

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    Very nice burgers. The staff is very helpful. Nice atmosphere. A nice chain with no mass production food.

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    4 years ago

    Just superb food, quick service & great atmosphere - they have two outlets in Malmo and is a chain that deserves to grow

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    Great place combining food, atmosphere and drinks! They specialize in nose to tail dishes and well made drinks.

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    Cost a lot. But is worth it. Go for it. Too much amaze to talk about. Pea puree amazing.

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    Very expensive for what you get compared to similar restaurants. Super nice yard for hang outs during summer time. Excellent cocktails.

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    I am a massive sucker for a good charcuterie and their **meat/cheese** option is a total must.

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    4.4(8 reviews)
    1.3 km
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    I love everything about this spot. The food is always perfectly cooked (I have eaten there over a…read moredozen times) and I absolutely love the servers, Hannah (my favorite person in Sweden), Isabella, (wonderful and smart) and Leo, sweet. Kind and attentive. Their wine selection is very good. It could use a special or two on occasion, the menu doesn't seem to change but that's a small thing. They're great and highly tec

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    3.6(11 reviews)
    1.9 km
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    Visiting family in Malmö, we were very happy with our food and service. The accras are worth…read moreordering over and over. We could have just ordered accras and drinks for hours and been happy. Even the banana (desert) accra's were on point. The caipirinhas were a little strong in flavor, I've never had them before but they seemed unbalanced to me in flavor but someone else in our party ordered a pineapple caipirinha and it was very good. Mojitos were best I've ever had. Sea bass for two (pictured) was very good (comes with rice and beans too). Overall it was a great experience and I'd go back again.

    When I came here it was a sunny day and I wanted to sit outside. This was a mistake, as the…read morerestaurant got busy inside and they forgot about us. Once we got the menus we didn't see any servers for a while, and when we finally ordered it took a long time to get our food. I got the jerk fish; the fish itself was good with great flavour and it packed quite a bit of heat. The rice was ok, I would have liked a little more of it to douse the fire from the fish. The corn purée and the choucroute(?) were also nice. I didn't really enjoy the mango aioli or the avocado creme, nor did I taste much avocado in the latter. We also shared a basket of accras, which were very nice. The drinks were decent, and at the expected Swedish prices. Nice place, but don't go here when you're hungry.

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