I had the UNfortunate experience of visiting this store, just yesterday. There really should be signage somewhere on or around this store, visible from the outside to warn potential customers: "Enter at your own risk!" or something along those lines to convey a message to the public that if you do decide to enter this store please be aware of the cold reception of the employee(s) you are about to encounter & do not, under any circumstances, use terms of endearment whilst inside! Maybe something like: "Hear ye! Hear ye! AT&T Disclaimer to customers of the Bensalem store: Any forms of excitement, gratitude, 'upbeatness' and/or friendliness will not be tolerated at this location especially when Babe Wonder (Jeff) is working and please keep all and any forms of verbal pleasantries at the door. You now have been warned of the zero tolerance policy of the aforementioned offensible behaviors including any positive verbal sentiments and if exhibited whilst in the store be prepared to elicit this response from staff/Jeff/babe: (including but not limited to) rude behavior, no introductions, ZERO (that's 'nil' for my European friends out there) customer service skills, dirty looks, ignoring the obvious, ignoring paper work that customer provides that matches paper work in AT&T employee's (tiny) hands, shady conduct and altogether bad, bad, bad business." So before entering the store remember the golden rule when in the presence of AT&T's finest Bensalem in-store phone technician, numero uno, customer service extraordinaire aka Babe Wonder/Babe in...Electronic Handheld Device...Toyland/Jeff-babe or plain JB: Do not! I repeat...Do not refer to this man as babe! Never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever use the word 'babe' towards, in reference to and around this man. Even when using the word 'babe' in the context to describe him as: 1.) An inexperienced person with many infantile manners, characteristics & body parts... or to use the word as 2.) An accolade to pay homage to him, as the obvious muse & main source of inspiration for the protagonist in the critically acclaimed children's cinema classic- "BABE" (who can forget that lil' pig)... and NOT that of 3.) A friendly/endearing term of address. Aww, Jeff... you thought I was coming at you with #3... You poor thing! If you only knew at the time of our awkward exchange that when I referred to you as 'babe' it was in the context of numbers 1 & 2 (see definition's above). You silly man! Such confusion... Anyway... as I was.. Remember.. no usage of the word babe is allowed when in the company of JB! To be clear, in case there is any confusion, I will now clarify for all: Jeff is not my babe. I overstepped my boundary by calling him so the other day while at the store. As his soulless eyes gazed into me as he barked, "I'm not your babe." It was then in that moment that I knew whose babe he actually was... I was in the presence of the one... the only... (drum-roll...) babe of Rosemary!!! aka the spawn of Satan!! I was completely star struck! Rosemary's baby right here in front of me. Well I'll be damned... So at this time I would like to shout out Jeff aka Rosemary's babe, not mine! Thanks for the interesting exchange, "exceptional service" and one of the better laughs I have had in awhile, BABE! Nobody puts babe in a corner...by calling him... babe! If only you really were my babe (sigh)... A girl can dream... See you in my dreams babe!
Another disclaimer: The AT&T Bensalem store @ 2737 Street Rd has unofficially been renamed to Douchebags R Us with the slogan, "A place to find toads with one thing on their minds: social awkwardness. Not the sale or service of phones (name change is indefinite until there is a revamping of the employees). read more