Tommi the dancer, excellent! Food B. Bathrooms F minus, gross, somebody call a plumber.

If you're a lifelong local...you have eaten or know about the legend that is the Acropolis steak and how much of an incredible deal it is. I was looking back at old pics from like 8 years ago and the steak dinner special has only gone up like $2 in that time...that is effing wild! Acropolis is a Portland institution and it's such a Portland type place too especially back when Portland was known for being affordable and had an amazing value while also having the most strip clubs per capita in all of America. Growing up in Portland, after going to a club or a show or a Blazer game your choices of finding something late night to eat was limited to Taco Bell, Hot Cake House, Montage...and if you were with all your guy friends, the Acrop. I'm sure you all know by now, but the owners of the Acrop also own a cattle ranch, and are able to cut the middlemen out and offer you a fantastic steak or steak bites fresh from their ranch at rock bottom prices. Is this place going to beat out any steak at a proper steakhouse? No. Is it going to beat out a lot of the lower priced steaks at chains or pubs? You're damn right it will. Real ones know that you can call ahead or go around back and order from the pickup window. If you wanna eat on the go...steak bites are the way to do it...or if you wanna be a little more classy you can just get the standard steak special, and try to cut through that steak with plasticware lol. Portland has changed a lot in the last 20 or so years...but one thing that hasn't changed is how great a late night steak is at the Acrop for less than the price of a typical Taco Bell order, and I'll bet that it stays that way for decades to come. read more

Acropolis Steakhouse - Menu 11/25 - Steakhouses Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Went on a Saturday night. Only 2 "ladies" dancing. Ordered food and a drink and was told by one of the dancers "keep your eyes to yourself" when I finished Eating. I took that as "keep your money to yourself" and walked out. I've seen more skin at a church social and they want me to tip for that? Given the second hand dancers, one should have been paid to put her clothes back on and the only tip I would give the other dancer is "keep your mouth shut or go broke". Total waste of time read more

I didn't know what to expect of Acropolis. It's old school weird Portland, so I knew I had to go. What I didn't know, was that it was gonna be good. This is a dive bar, steakhouse and strip club all rolled into one. Just like 100 other reviews, I too was surprised that the steaks were good as were the fries. Solid pours at the bar and good music. I went in the middle of the week 2 o'clock, truly for the steak, so it was pretty subdued, prefect for lunch. read more

My friend told me we were going to go eat at a steakhouse so he was not lying. But upon entering the building, I quickly realized this is not a regular steakhouse haha. That being said, the food here was pretty damn good. I had the steak bites and my buddy had the ribeye and we were both pretty happy with what we ordered. It did take a bit long to come out though, I don't know if they have only one cook in the back or something but it felt like we waited an eternity. I get it though, there were other people in there who also ordered food and we all know how long it takes to cook steak. I would definitely come back though just to try some of the other stuff on the menu. I get the feeling it is probably all really good. read more

I am older and don't drive at night- my visits were usually late a.m. and early afternoon when they started opening later. Dancers are a variety of women who decided to take off her clothes and maybe get paid better (tips only, the dancers pay for "stage time"). Otherwise many would get min. wage and be molested by their supervisor (and not be able to report it because they needed the min. wage). The ones I talked with were very nice or very very nice. I never had food I didn't finish, but favored hash browns or french toast. Good fries also. Best barmaids. I developed "favorites" based on how I was treated and was soon "overtipping", because the experience was worth a lot more than a crappy tip. Most complaints you see are from people who probably complain about everything because they want the world to be free (for them). Old place and not recently refurbished- one of the dancers got a splinter in her gluteal region from the shredded particle board bar! The Men's room is a place you would rather pee into than enter. Lap dances available for $40-100; I don't understand that but apparently it is for guys who are "premature" and worth it for them. Easy to fall in love with a professional who is good at what she does. Makes more sense than sending my money to a Nigerian Princess who needs my help getting the millions that are just out of her reach. read more

They're out of most of the beers. They don't even have coors light. Steak bites tasted like shit bites. Video lottery out of service and the bar tender was a bitch. This place became a shit hole! Stay away from it. read more

Good food, beautiful girls, fun and friendly!! Do yourself a favor and stop by, you won't regret it.

Went to get takeout as my friend did not want to go inside I would have. The food was superb, steak bites and onion rings, delicious and service at window was friendly and efficient. read more

This gem of an adult oriented business is a classic. One of the older strip clubs in the Portland metro area, it's major claim to fame is its delicious and varied menu. The historic building is kinda deceptive. It's far larger on the inside than it appears from the street view. The management for the most part is friendly and professional. The performers are very diverse and whatever your favorite type of artist is, chances are she's waiting for you. The overall prices are very reasonable and I've found that the atmosphere and overall vibe is extremely pleasant and the aura of the club is relaxed and low key. If you're looking for a bit of visual stimulation and a great choice of excellent food options, then the Acropolis is a great place to check out and enjoy! read more

Old school Portland. Go visit before it faded I into the sunset. Crazy inexpensive steak dinner plus " visual stimuli"

Atmosphere: Spacious open strip club Food: Great food for the value. Not sure where else you can get an 8 ounce sirloin with fries and garlic bread for the price Price: The $9 Sirloin Special is unbeatable as are the $8 steak bites Service: Adequate. Some people provided good service, others didn't Parking: Two parking lots read more

Place was horrible, all the urinals in the men's bathroom are all broken, stalls didn't lock had people walk in on me well using the restroom. All the video lottery were out of service. They had no beer selection. They only had four different bottle beers. In order steak bites medium rare and got jerky bites instead. The bar tender is rude and disrespectful. They wanted us to pay and tip before getting our food. This place is not what it used to be. Will not recommend this place. Stay away for your own good. read more

Used to go to Acropolis a lot when I lived nearby - now I won't miss it when visiting PDX. Always good food and entertainment - good staff and always a comfortable environment. And no better deal on steaks or sandwiches anywhere in town. read more

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Tasty breakfast, great price for steak and eggs. Friendly and funny staff, and some good ol' fashioned entertainment. Just don't expect to get pics of your food...or even see your food, mood lighting and strict no photo policies and all. read more

Great spot steak was great and well priced but someone needs to turn the lights on and clean the dust off things. Don't let that discourage you the plates and cups were clean. read more

Amazing steak, I can't believe how good it is. If you come here you have to get it. The service was pretty good, nothing extraordinary. Ambiance is classsssssic. read more

Acropolis Steakhouse - DERP! My face after eating steak...I'm going to drive my car into a tree - Steakhouses Near Me - Portland, Oregon

This place is very rude. Very rude staff. Rude workers at the door. Tony himself doesn't communicate very well. This place is better off being shut down. read more

Acropolis, A-Crop.. a long standing landmark for us Portlanders that have been here forever.. the natives of Portland past. Older now, maybe no wiser, but still sometimes game to visit old haunts and relive a few good memories. The Acropolis was a place that you could count on feeling at home with likeminded individuals that want a "steak with a view". For the low price of $8 you could get a steak that would blow your mind in a well run busy fun environment. Those days have ended my dear friends. Not sure how long ago but they are DEAD memories now. This place is downright dangerous. Dangerous in a way that I now understand why they have a heavily armed guard at the door. This man was honestly the only reason we walked out of there with our lives last night. We were targeted by not only the DJ but some of the customers that seemed to be "running" the place. Oh I know what you must be thinking. Drunk dickheads acting inappropriate... not the case my fine listeners. 3 normal guys sitting away from the rack and tipping well. My advice to all that read this is to think long and hard before going to there. Something tragic could happen there at any time and I for one will not be there when it does. RIP A-Crop of yesteryear, I'm sorry it's come to this.. read more

I love their food don't have to go into their place of business to order (if you do not want to) in the back they have a order window. I always get the steak bites that comes w/ garlic toast and two sauces or I order the lamb gyro (anything on the side is .50 charge). Both items are absolutely delicious they offer other items on their menu as well. I'm pretty sure they are good to but, these are my go to items. Sorry no pictures read more

This is more of a review for the food than for the women. I heard that the owner of this establishment also owns a ranch. This is why the steaks are huge and inexpensive. They have plenty of beers on tap (65). Very affordable prices and pretty down to earth. read more

See all

We do love this place, but the steak has gone downhill. It used to be so tender and more bite size. Now there are huge pieces and they are nearest tender and they have gristle on them. read more

We lovingly refer to this place as "Steak and Buttholes". It is genuinely fantastic. The steaks are legit good. They have a ridiculous number of beers on tap, most of them local. And the ladies work hard for the money. Seriously, some of the gymnastics involved were super impressive. Even with the COVID restrictions (it's kind weird to not be able to sit along the stage) it is still a great night out. Designate a "runner" to take your tips to the stage! read more

Best burger and steak bites I've had in Portland.. the back window is key. The staff is kind. But the food is awesome

Turned away at the door for being "Too friendly." Bouncer said we "Looked drunk."...? Fucking weirdo Portland behavior... Heard the steak is good but didn't get a chance to try it or tip. Won't be back, thanks. read more

Nice first experience. At first I thought the food would feel very generic, but it turned out decent. The staff are there to serve you. Brings me a nice, unforgettable memory from Portland. read more

Steaks!? Yes! Steak.... Are you here for tits or steaks? Maybe both. They have it all. It's a fun place for a meet up for work, fun or anything else. Ive had many work meetings here, partied here, but these days I'm older and don't really do strip clubs. Now I really enjoy the good steaks, steak bites and food at the back door. The price is good and the food is wonderful. I don't even have to go inside. I often stop by after work for some food. Go here asap! read more

Acropolis Steakhouse - Back food door - Steakhouses Near Me - Portland, Oregon

See all

Great staff. Good drinks. Good food at a decent price. Steak was a little overdone. Gorfeous girls.

Went here because it's touted as "an OG Portland strip club" and left very disappointed. It was somewhat busy on a weekend, and bar service was a little slow but okay-not super friendly but not rude either. The steak was...really bad. There were multiple stages open with dancers on each one, so I tipped of course. I wondered why no dancers came to say hello at our table or offer private dances-you kind of expect that at most clubs. A dancer told me they are "not allowed" to approach customers and offer dances-HUH? The whole point of going to a club is to be approached by women and entertained, so why isn't this a thing here? Seems backwards. I observed wires hanging from the ceiling above one of the poles(!!!), dirty uneven and worn bar tops that dancers were forced to dance on to even be seen by the audience. One of the poles also looked uneven and was making a noise when it spun. I'm not into patronizing a bar that can't even provide basic safety for the people that work there. This place needs some serious repairs and a deep clean. The dancers were definitely talented and nice, so I can at least say one positive thing, but I won't go back. read more

First time in today... It appears this place survives on it's reputation alone... Physical building = 2/10. Food (steak and bites) = 4/10. Bartender = 5/10. Dancers = 2 /10. Just putting the word "Steakhouse" in the name of your business, does not make it so. If you think this is good steak, I'm not sure where you are eating or how you are cooking your steak. It was not good. Dancers had attitude and never took their panties off?!?! I was told to tip before dance. I'm used to tipping as dancing or after. Will probably never go back. Absolutely zero draw. Much better clubs around town! read more

Always a great breakfast....no complaints at all, been enjoying steak and eggs here since 2014. R.I.P. to the old man!

HHHHOOOOLLLYYYY!!! ~WOW~. Came here for my buddy's bachelor party and MY GOODDDDDDD!!!! Food was great and for the price! The entertainment was ! Yo, Katrina! HHHHHOOOOLLLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!! She can turn it up!!!! read more

Review written in 2021, but last visit was pre-pandemic. File this under the "How have I never written a review of this place?" Been here a few times. Dropped in on a Friday early afternoon/lunch time and there was no cover. Got the chicken strips which were decent enough for less than $5. This meal was more filling and better cooked than pretty much anything from a fast food joint. And ONLY $5! Oh yeah, and strippers. At lunch, I could get fed for less than $5 and a view of the tittays! Sure, the place isn't the absolute cleanest. And to be honest, the dancing area is a little small. But if I graph a chart of quality of food vs price, it's definitely on the up side. Add in the extra entertainment and the plethora of taps, it's a win. It's just too bad I live in a different state. read more

One of the best steak dinners I have ever had in my life. One of Portland's best treasures. Service was amazing, the price and quality of the food? Even better! read more

Good food, beautiful ladies. Bring cash, their atms are expensive. I think the service fee was like $10 to use the atm? I was absolutely bewildered seeing that. Id rather go home and do a cry and slow jerk in a circle but luckily I had friends to help me get in without that and I enjoyed it. Had a man bun and the lady dancing grabbed it and smacked it against her cooka which was super neat. Love this place. read more

Very, very nice people and the food is very cheap and good really really good good it's totally a Yum

Amazing food and great dancers! These prices are crazy low! Must check out! We couldn't believe how low these prices were given the huge portions. The dancers were also a bonus...very sweet and personable. Great diverse kick tonight! The door staff and bartenders were nice too! We will be back! read more

Been a few years, so was in the area and stopped in for a late lunch/early dinner. After bragging up the food and menus, I was disappointed to see that the menu is only 1/3 of what it used to be, wtf! The whole place is run down, I mean really run down! There was even a nice hand smear of feces the inside of the stall in the women's restroom. "Didn't know finger painting was allowed?" Service was okay, and our hamburgers were okay as well. The entertainment was horrible! (Not really why we went, but if we did, there was nothing to see here) Will not be back. I will not recommend food anymore either! A shame, use to be a decent place for a strip club. read more

This place has really good steaks! The prices have gone up durikg covid times because the price of beef went up. The service at the pickup window can be hit or miss and sometimes they dont answer their phone for to go orders, but the food is always really good. After going there for so many years, I can say this is a good place to go for steak. read more

Acropolis Steakhouse - Its their to go menu 10/29/2020 - Steakhouses Near Me - Portland, Oregon

The truth is this strip club has really gone down! It's dirty broken down ghetto! The steak was delicious and didn't disappoint! One of the dancers was so damn lazy there was a young blonde on Healeys she didn't get naked and counted her cash while a set was go that's gross and tacky! There was a beautiful dancer with a full body octopus tattoo she was amazing beautiful talented full of fun energy and her music choice was on point thank you for being the bright light in that dark hole! If you want a good steak they are still the place but not for a good show sadly! read more