.... If you're looking for cute friendly server or bartender to tell you how amazing you are this is not that place for you. However this is a great place for some depending on what you like. I will first start off with the food everything I've been told from other people the food was amazing at this place so I had to come here to try it out this place place. I had an impossible Burger and one of the best impossible burgers I've ever had it was amazing that I got the food so quickly even though the bar was packed full of people. The service was pretty interesting because it's very difficult to understand how the food works if you've never been here before. I set at the table for a while had no idea you have to go to the bar to order food. But when I did it took a minute because everybody's really focused on their job and nothing wrong with that and they were focused on what they were doing here and they were kind and had good demeanor. So Josh did do a good job! This place gives you a Cleveland vibe makes you feel like you're at the bar in the stadium of a football team a great place to go if you want a stadium like atmosphere it'll try to come here thinking you can have a quiet one-on-one conversation with someone but a great place to high five another fan or banter the opposing team. The technology is slightly behind so no tap to pay option here if you're trying to use your smartphone. I don't even know if they had Wi-Fi I didn't see it so if you left technology bars probably not the spot. But this place is a great place to go see a big game like a playoff game or any big sports game TVs are everywhere except the center of the bar for most people order food so if you do that you will be able to watch the game well. Parking is a big challenge probably the biggest reason why I won't be here often. The bathrooms were clean I even saw a marble sink countertop. So this is a mixed bag of reviews really 3.4 stars this bar has plenty of business and people so I'm sure it doesn't need my review to tip the scale on new business. This is just inform people who never been here before congrats on the great business you guys been doing. read more

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I really like this place and they have good food and company and drinks. I got a whole big pizza for myself because it was sounding good to me, then I ate about half of it because it was too good but I got too full to go on. But it made for amazing leftovers! I think the parking situation is actually not so bad. I am a regular here, so please pay attention to my picture of me eating here and if you see me around, say hello neighbor!! Ambiance is good btw. read more

Zeno's - Enjoying pizza and drinking straight liquor with my friend who I met earlier this evening - Dive Bars Near Me - Columbus, Ohio

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Came here to watch the Rose Bowl game with some friends. Great atmosphere! Our pizza came out in a timely manner, and it was great! Only comment I would make is we were only able to find a seat in their outdoor enclosed patio area, and the heater broke so it was freezing! But overall great experience! GO BUCKS! read more

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Solid neighborhood bar and wish we had more of these. Perfect place to watch a game or just grab a beer. Staff is always friendly and it's easy to get served easy on busy days. read more

Great food and great service. Nice selection of beers on tap. Their bar/pub food was really good. I had the spicy Italian pizza and wings. Both tasted great! The staff and owner were very welcoming. Great spot to post up, hang out and watch sports! read more

I went to this bar last weekend for the Ohio State vs. MSU game and it was a great time. I went with a couple of friends and one of them drove so there is parking on streets nearby. We ended up in the basement area of the bar which had more room since it was a busy game day. The basement was darker, but still a good vibe. The service was great and the drinks aren't overpriced. We got their Buffalo chicken pizza and it was amazzinnngggg. I would definitely go back there to watch another game. My experience was great! read more

Zeno's - Buffalo chicken pizza and tequila sour cream - Dive Bars Near Me - Columbus, Ohio

Awesome neighborhood tavern with friendly bartender and fun group of patrons. That is what I love most about going to a bar, the sense of community while shrugging off the feeling of existential dread and knowing one day our time will draw to an end. read more

I give 3 stars because the bartenders are great and the drinks are cheap. But it has to be one of the noisiest bars I have ever been to. The women scream and the guys are so drunk and into sports that they scream like banshees when a big play happens. Unfortunately it's the only bar within walking distance so I deal with it. I just wish there was a live music rock bar near me where the music can drown out these loud and obnoxious people.Its not exactly what you call a cool crowd.. read more

If you're looking for the quintessential neighborhood bar, this is it! So lucky it's my "local" as I live in the neighborhood. TBH I don't drink much so my bar-going days have super slowed down, but I will come for (or takeout) the food here allll day long! Pizza is crazy good (I'm looking at you, Spicy Italiano pizza), Turkey burger, 50/50 sliders and cheese curds are all amazing. It's a fun spot for watching sports or just hanging with friends. Be sure to tip your bartender and waitstaff - they're all great, hardworking people! read more

This place is pretty neat. Major Irish vibes, with green-painted walls and decor to match. They have decent seating throughout, with spots that all face the TV's. There is also a wrap-around patio with 4-top tables on the outside. When we went (7/2/21), we were informed that there are no waiters, instead you order everything at the bar and take it back to your seats. Honestly, I wish more pubs operated like this as it is super easy. We got the mac and cheese bites as an appetizer, which were pretty good. Although, the ranch that came with it was pretty runny so it made a bit of a mess trying to dip and eat. We sat inside and watched a game for a bit, and all of the bartenders were pretty nice. The only downside is that it was a bit pricey. Example, the mac and cheese bites were $8.99 and we got 7 'bites'. The drinks were also a bit more pricey than to be expected. My SO got a 'High Noon' that was ~$7.50. Regardless, given its location we will be back, but lower prices would be appreciated! read more

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Great food, great prices, and great service. Zeno's never misses! Would recommend if you're looking for a solid dive bar in the Columbus area with a fun environment. read more

Came here with some friends for trivia night on thursday. The place was packed! We were lucky to get a table. I would recommend coming early if you go for trivia! We got some drinks pretty quickly at the bar and ordered buffalo chicken wraps for our dinner. Everything tasted great and trivia was a fun time! We will be back! read more

Zeno's is a great, classic neighborhood bar. There's plenty of indoor and outdoor seating and is the perfect spot to watch a sporting event or just grab a beer with friends. They have a large menu with a wide variety of options. We started with the jalapeño poppers which came out piping hot and were beyond delicious - would definitely recommend these! My boyfriend ordered the wings which he loved and we split a pizza which came fresh out of the oven and loaded with toppings. Very solid experience - no complaints! read more

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Top notch dive bar in Columbus if not the best. -incredibly nice people that work here -best "bar" food I've ever eaten. Can't go wrong with fried pickles, wings, buffalo chicken sandwich, or any of their wraps. For the impression you have walking into the place the food knocks your boots off -incredibly affordable across the board. Whether it's a deal they're running or just the general local kind pricing of them they're always incredibly reasonable (especially when comparing to a ~$13 vodka soda at a Standard Hall type of place) -lastly a great atmosphere. Relatively lowkey people all around and great spot to go to for a prime time sports game read more

Came by on a Thursday evening to grab some food. Servers were not coming around at that time to take orders so we ordered at the bar. The food came out pretty quickly and I really enjoyed my meal. I had the Philly cheesesteak and my friend had the Buffalo chicken wrap. The food was a little pricey but I'd say on par with other restaurants/bars in the area. Good food and a good time, I plan on adding Zenos in my bar rotation. read more

Zeno's - Chicken wrap - Dive Bars Near Me - Columbus, Ohio

1. The help is terrible. They're judgmental, snide, and can't see past their own navel. 2.The atmosphere is alright. If you like college bar where every surface is sticky. 3. The food is overpriced. I saw a menu from just three years ago for their signature sub. It was $5.99. Today it's $9.99. Nearly double the price from three. short. years. ago. 4. The fries suck. They're served cold and they have no flavor. 5. The chili tasted burnt. 6. The humus wrap was okay. I won't be returning. read more

Came to watch the Womens World Cup game and I am so happy we did. Lots of TVs, what a hidden gem! Good for groups. Truly on draft with FRESH FRUIT! So yummy! Can't get that anywhere else! Clean bathrooms and friendly staff. Would love to come back to try a night out and the food. read more

Zeno's - Truly with fresh oranges - Dive Bars Near Me - Columbus, Ohio

I moved to the neighborhood 3 years ago. This place has it all! Great food cheap drinks and times of fun! Everyone is friendly her and all will feel welcome! Great place to watch games (Buckeyes or Browns for sure) or just hang out! This is my place! read more

Zeno's stands out as an excellent local bar, perfect for catching sports games and engaging in trivia. Winning trivia here comes with its perks, and you might even score a fantastic prize--sometimes, they even give out OSU tickets! Be prepared for a bit of a wait during busy times, so I suggest opting for a pitcher or ordering a couple of drinks to keep you satisfied. read more

Great neighborhood hole in the wall type of bar. Decent prices for food and drink... I do miss the pool table though.

Still agree with my review, still giving five stars. Just expanding on it slightly to help others! First off they have a good sized parking lot and plenty of street parking surrounding zenos. They have some VERY exciting news, they just opened a patio!!!! This will be absolutely huge for their business especially in the warmer months. This is a great, laid back bar. It is perfect to watch your favorite games at or just grab a great priced drink. Their food isn't typical bar food, it is really delicious food. I've tried a lot of menu items and have liked them all! But the best is their buffalo chicken wrap and jalapeño poppers. read more

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If you're looking for a classic, neighborhood bar then look no further, Zeno's is definitely your jam. This place is accurately described as a dive bar and happens to be right in the heart of the Victorian Village off Third Ave. I usually visit after a fun trip to Harrison's. They are only a block apart from each other and the two bars make for a fun evening out. When you walk into Zeno's it immediately screams old school. There's a long wooden bar down the left side of the building, there's a ton of booths and tables, it's even split level! Televisions line the top of the bar and there's a pool table in the back towards the restrooms. I've never eaten here but I've definitely thrown back a few beverages. The prices are comparable to other spots in the area and the bartenders keep them coming. The music is also always on point. All in all, I have a fun time here and I bet you will too! read more

I had coworkers order my some BBQ wings from here during lunch and when I received my meal, my wings dang near had no BBQ sauce. I was pissed and upset. I tried eating the wings with the little bit of sauce that was on there and they were hard, stale, and dry. This place is a no for me and not worth the 1-star. I will stick to Roosters or BWW. read more

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Best bar in the world. Food is great. Bartenders are awesome. TVs everywhere. I love it here. Bury me here.

I don't know why this place only has 3.5 stars on here. This is hands down my favorite local bar in all of Columbus. I always make it a point to stop in when I'm in town visiting (however rare that currently is with covid). This bar is dark, has the perfect feel to watch football on Sunday or hit the touchtunes on a Saturday night. They have removed the pool tables to add extra seating space to social distance. If it's nice outside they also installed a patio space earlier this year! Perk- they have they're own parking lot in the back which is great for when 3rd is filled. There is also another bar located in the basement of Zeno's called Dicks Dive. It used to be the Zeno's rental space until it was sold to be redone and actually used more! I'll miss the gross basement as I had a moving away party there as a final hurrah and it was probably one of the last parties ever down there. It's always order at the bar for food and drinks. The drafts change for the season and they support local beers as they always have CBC on tap and I just noticed they added a Saucy Brew Works tap for the new brewery that went in a block away! I'd you're hungry I highly suggest the pizza. The regular cheese and pep is really good. read more

Zeno's is a bar that has some cheaper but poor beer selection. I still would never make this my regular hangout. There's the option to play pool if there's not such a crowd. It's so packed on weekends. The patrons on Saturday night were mostly bros with few unattached ladies. It also has a cool Pac-Man machine. This is especially fun to play when wasted, or simply watching others try. The floor setup is pretty bad. There's a lower and narrow floor that runs along the bar, and there's the higher level that features the pool tables. It makes it really hard to make it from the entrance to the bathrooms in the back. The Saturday night we went, there was literally a wall of people grinding or chillaxing. I could not move without being elbowed and walked into. The nights and weekends though still seem the best time to go, because it's downright dead at other times. If you come at night on the weekends you might hate it. There's literally no room to move and everyone's crowding the bar. The highest praise I'll bestow upon Zeno's is that they finally seem to be enforcing the smoking ban. I had not noticed that horrible smell, and people were actually going outside to smoke. There are still too many bars that are better to make this a regular stop. read more

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Great place to watch football. Good food for a good price and good beer selection. Gets very packed for big football games so make sure you arrive early to secure a table. The outside tables are heated and covered in the winter. read more

Picked this grilled chicken salad up with the house balsamic dressing. The dressing was amazing. I will definitely be back to try the other items on the menu. read more

Zeno's - Grilled chicken salad with house balsamic dressing. This dressing is amazing. - Dive Bars Near Me - Columbus, Ohio

I really didn't expect to like the food here that much but I LOVE the buffalo chicken wrap. It's a fun chill atmosphere. 10/10 recommend their apple pie shots read more

I live down the street and this is my go to neighborhood bar! Great prices and fun environment. I love the boneless chicken bites they are always so crispy and a big serving. The fries are great to snack on while drinking. Drinks are affordable and everything on the menu is great! read more

Fortunatly we were too early to notice the drunken dive bar scene or the DJ, mondays at 5pm seems a safe time to go. It was clean and fairly empty except for a few drunks at the bar, totally acceptable or else it would have been too strange. Service was awesome, we came for the Big Dick Allen Challenge since I always love seeing my man test his limits and free food is always great. We were told the owner makes and serves it himself so they had to call him in. Great guy and the burger looked yummy as well as the fries! Now its a 6 pound burger with beef, turkey, bologne and ham along with a pound of chili cheese steak fries, it actually looked quite appealing, unlike the dagwood challenge at the Ohio Deli, which he also made but tasted like crap. Not as great as the Thurmanator or as easy to finish but I'm proud to say my husband was the second EVER to finish the platter since they started the Challenge in 1984! Meaning, the meal is free, along with a picture on the wall of fame and a shirt. Well since only one other person has made it, they didn't actually have wall of fame or shirts made, so this will be sent to us but it was a fun evening. I had a regular burger which was spiced really well and a salad, also pretty good for a dive bar which fresh croutons and housemade balsamic. The bar is pretty 80's as well as the prices, you can still get a burger for $3, soda for $1, pretty much everything is under $5. Not bad at all, still don't think well be back, once is enough, he won and we move on to the next one... read more

Zeno's - Dive Bars Near Me - Columbus, Ohio

The best bar in the city. Good pizza, immaculate vibes, lots of TVs, a frozen margarita machine. What more could you want?

For a person that can always appreciate a good dive bar, I still have trouble giving this place any credit whatsoever. The occasional shady drifter type character in the corner always lends a bit of character to any dive bar, but the sheer number of them in this place is ludicrous at times. Perhaps that would explain the mysterious odor that covers you like a filthy blanket as soon as you set foot in the door. Seriously, what the hell is that? The only time I've encountered anything that grotesque is when I found a concoction of flat beer,rain water, vomit, and cigarette butts in a trash can behind my house after a party that raged until six in the morning. Perhaps one of the regulars soiled himself and fell asleep at a booth and never wok up? We'll never know, which is a reality that I'm OK with. That being said, the thought of eating in this place is out of the question. A liquid lunch is the only thing that works in a place like this, and after taking in crowd that calls Zeno's home, you can tell that it's a popular choice. It's kind of perplexing how such a scummy bar can be located in one of the most aesthetically pleasing neighborhoods (Victorian Village) in Columbus proper. The drinks here are on the cheap side, but the selection is nothing worth noting. It's hard to fault Zeno's for that- would you trust a mint julep or a dirty martini in a place like this? I think not. The only redeeming factor of this place is it's complete lack of pretense. If you just got laid off from your 3rd shift job manning a blast furnace and are in the mood to drink until you pass out, this is the place to do it. No worries about anyone passing judgment on you for that. Come to think of it, this would be the perfect venue for meeting someone you found on the "Casual Encounters" section of craigslist. Grab a booth, shoot some well gin, and prepare yourself with a weird, shameless evening with a bar that could care less. read more

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YOLO SWAG MOFO WE BE ROCKIN' THIS JOINT! YEEEEEAAAAHHHH! There is one reason, and only one reason I come here: it was someone else's choice. Never, ever, ever, have I stopped and said "you know where I want to go hang out? ZENO'S!" I always blame one (or several) of my friends, a few of whom live in the area/walking distance of Zeno's. The guys? As Luke said, Chauch. Choche? Whatever. You know exactly what I mean. Have a lady friend? Hope she doesn't mind every other random dude rubbing up on her. Let her go to the bar by herself? Hope you don't mind the three dudes swarming on her, and asking if she wants to leave to go back to their place. Yes, that happened. This bar is what I imagine people go to when they think they shouldn't drink on campus anymore, because, like, kids drink on campus, and they're totally adults now. Of the too many times I've been here, I have had the food - not bad bar food - and a few mixed drinks. The bar staff knows their shit, they seem to have good brews. Now if only they could change up their clientele. read more

Bang for your buck: 6/10 Quality: 7/10 Service: 7/10 Ambiance/Location: 8/10 Overall: 7/10 Best known for their subs and pool. read more

Zeno's is a great neighborhood bar right in the middle of Harrison West/Victorian Village and across from Katalina's. It's definitely a dive, but if you're from the area, you'll definitely run into people you know, and if not, you'll still have a fun time. This isn't usually a stay all night kind of bar. I'm either here to start off the night, or I'm here to end the night, and occasionally, I'll stop in during the week to watch some games, since they have a bunch of TVs. The food here is your pretty average bar food, and I've only had it a handful of times, but it's pretty great when you've been drinking. I was here last night, and the pizza looked pretty tasty. They actually have an event space downstairs that you can rent out, and I've actually been down for a birthday, and we had a great time. There's a separate bar down there as well as more TVs, but be wary of the bathrooms if you're super tall, because you'll definitely need to crouch down in the downstairs ones! Honestly, this bar serves it's purpose of bringing people in the neighborhood together and serving decent draft beers for cheap (they have about 20 on tap). It can be pretty busy on the weekends toward the 11-1 pm range, since it's not very big, and the bar, while lengthy, is pretty narrow. The bartenders are pretty cool and don't put up with much shit, and the place itself has been here forever, so they're obviously doing something right. I'd recommend coming at night though, because it can be pretty boring during the day if there's not a big game on. read more

Pizza slaps. All the other food is awesome. Good prices. Great spot for a game, party, or night out. Best kept secret: the Bloody Mary.

I've always appreciate the friendly service here. They have a good draught beer selection and a fully bar. Free popcorn, really good food. read more

Zeno's - Mexican mule - Dive Bars Near Me - Columbus, Ohio

We came in during Covid not really knowing what to expect- I happened to have an appointment near by and we just sort of stumbled upon the place. The service was great, and the food came out quickly! We sat outside and they had the tables spread out nicely. Would definitely recommend stopping by for food and a drink! read more

This used to be a great place but the bar staff has really changed. A female bartender (dirty blond with pony tail) was extremely rude. She had no control, was letting people order out of turn then getting belligerent with customers. The pizza and beer were good, but not worth having to deal with the nasty bartender. Disappointed cause we used to come here every week. read more