You can't beat some mini golf in the Wisconsin Dells! They have 5 different courses, and children 4…read moreand under are free! We chose to do 18 holes, which seemed to be the perfect amount for us, especially since my 3-year-old daughter was with us! The course was clean and fun to navigate. There's a gift store and also ice cream nearby if you're looking to get a sweet treat afterward. If you're a mini golf fan, I'd highly recommend checking this place out!

1 Star | One of the Most Bizarre Customer Service Experiences I've Ever Had**…read more My girlfriend and I came to Wisconsin Dells looking forward to having some fun together. So much to do here, and Pirate's Cove Adventure Golf was one of the places we were excited to visit. Unfortunately, what happened was so bizarre that we ended up walking away laughing in disbelief. We arrived around 4:30 p.m. Tuesday October 20th 2026 and asked the young lady at the counter whether they served food or knew anywhere nearby where we could grab a bite. She had absolutely no suggestions and didn't seem particularly interested in helping. No big deal. We told her we'd walk down the road, grab something to eat, and come right back for a round of miniature golf. She said okay. We returned just a few minutes after 5:00 p.m., only to discover they had closed at 5:00. Wait. WHAT? We had literally just told this employee, 30 minutes before closing, that we were leaving to eat and coming right back to play. Wouldn't that have been the PERFECT time to mention they were closing in half an hour? One simple sentence could have saved us the trouble and allowed us to adjust our plans accordingly. But here's where things went from disappointing to downright bizarre. The same employee was still there, sitting with her back toward us while another employee explained they were closed. Initially, I was polite and simply disappointed. Then I pointed out that it would have been helpful if someone had mentioned the closing time when we were there earlier. Nothing. Not a word. Not even a glance. WEIRD. I repeated myself, increasingly amazed that she was apparently going to sit there pretending I didn't exist. At this point, I was almost more curious about whether she would acknowledge me at all than I was upset about missing miniature golf. Eventually, I asked her what was wrong with her and pointed out how terrible this customer service experience had been. She FINALLY turned around, giggled like a schoolgirl, and said, "Who, me?" Seriously? You can't make this stuff up. At that point my girlfriend and I couldn't help but laugh. It was like something out of a bad comedy sketch. The complete lack of awareness, professionalism, and basic courtesy was almost comical. Almost. We didn't expect special treatment. We didn't expect anyone to stay open late. We simply expected basic communication and a little common courtesy. Instead, we wasted our time, missed an activity we'd been looking forward to, and experienced some of the strangest customer service I've ever encountered. And the most ridiculous part? This entire experience could have been avoided with SEVEN simple words: "Just so you know, we close at five." Now I'd like to ask the owners and management of Pirate's Cove Adventure Golf a very direct question: Is THIS how you train your employees to treat customers? Is ignoring guests, withholding basic information that could save them a wasted trip, and giggling when someone raises a legitimate concern your idea of acceptable customer service? Or is this the kind of behavior that should concern you just as much as it concerns the customers experiencing it? Because here's the thing.. You can have the nicest miniature golf course in Wisconsin Dells, but if the people representing your business can't demonstrate even the most basic courtesy and professionalism, what good is it? I'd genuinely like to hear from the owners. Is this the standard of customer service you're proud to put your name on?

My family and I have been coming here for 12 years. My sons have literally grown up here and we all…read morelove it. They have great games here but I will admit they need to update their prizes though. All in all they it's still a blast to come here and they even have Lazer Tag and Mini Golf. We ALWAYS come back here whenever we're in the Dells

We took our family here on Christmas Day and were pleasantly surprised that they were open. It…read moreended up being a great way to spend part of the holiday together. The staff was very kind and welcoming, which made the experience even better. We bought our tickets through Groupon and saved some money, which was a nice bonus. There was plenty to do and something for all of the kids, no matter their age from games to laser tag and mini golf. Overall, it was a fun and stress free outing for the whole family and a great option when you are looking for activities everyone can enjoy.

With a little more love, Timber Falls can be a truly magical place. But what's already there is a…read morefine tribute to Wisconsin Dells as a family destination. I'm here for mini golf, *especially* if it's in the shade. Timber Falls has 3 courses built along the river, in the shade. Perfect. The holes we tried weren't particularly difficult, and it was a short walk from one to the next. Even though we didn't take the "scenic" course, it uses elevation well, taking us through a tunnel and over bridges and rivers to provide something for all the senses. The holes themselves are simple, especially compared to other holes at other establishments, but... 5- and 9-year olds don't care. Maybe it's because not everything is running after 2020, or maybe it's something else, but there were quite a few water features not running. In addition, while I like the naturalistic setting, some additional decorations to support the timber theme would be nice. A few bridges and holes (like the red mill, which is well designed but a bit weedy) could use some sprucing up or replacement. Overall though, just a fine place to take your kids. Especially if it's 93° F, humid, and mostly sunny.

Unfortunately we will not be back. The courses and grounds are very unkept. Spend the few extra $…read moreand go to Pirates Cove. It's worth it!!!

This museum is a Ripley's-like place. The interior showed the entire White House, but flipped…read moreupside down!! Gives me joking vibes and reminds me of how life is in zero gravity.

I can't put zero stars, worthless. Self guided . A complete tax write off for Mount Olympus …read more Great for you Illinois tourist to get pictures with giant transformers outside but nothing inside is worthy of your attention. Thanks to inflation and trump it went from $5 to $7 to $8 and still is not worthy of free . The bankrupt 80's place and top secret are also equal to bad tourist destinations.

It was a great experience and I love the most was the lab rat maze cause it have to search.read more

Honestly an awful exhibit to walk through. Supposed to be about mummies but very empty and just a…read moresmall simple walk through. Needs a whole lot of upgrading.

I'm not sure why so many 1-2 star reviews! Upon our arrival the front desk was an easy check in!…read more We stayed in building 31A. The room was clean, beds where made, the floors honestly looked freshly swept or mopped. The a/c worked great and no smell to the room! Room service needs to be called in order for them to come to you, but I called around 2:30pm for new towels and they brought them not even 10 mins later! The showers are a good size and the bathrooms were clean! My lack of stars is actually for the pool area + arcade. I hate the time limits on things like the hot tub and warming pools. As well as not enough tubes for the lazy river/ rides! The arcade is also more for younger kids but no issue there other than the workers! The card machine ate $80 of cash and they said there was nothing they could do about it! I had to call and complain a few times for them to offer money back. But no one working on site was any help at all. Honestly horrible staff other than front desk and the room service! Overall super fun experience! 26F, 26M, 17M, 18 month baby and two 60yos!

My review is ONLY for the waterpark and dry park. I did not stay on property. I was trying to…read moredecide between this place or Noah's Ark. I decided on this place since they had a few unique slides and such a unique look! plus you got 2 parks in one. I am not a go kart person and they have quite a lot of them. My husband enjoyed those. I just watched. I really wanted to try the roller coasters and I was so lucky with NO lines. The 4 wooden coasters are rough and very intense rides. Would I ride them again? Probably not. But I was so glad I could try them. The waterpark was fun. I did spend most of my time in the indoor portion. However, I really enjoyed the lazy river outside. The crazy wave pool with the 9 foot waves ... scary and crazy... Also not for me but I enjoyed people watching. The rotating slide is really why I was there. I never been on something like this. I think it's the only one in the USA and wow was it weird. It was really fun and different and something I will be probably never experience again. It can give you a little bit of motion sickness due to the movement but if that's not an issue for you, you should be good. I also love a good hot tub which they had. I definitely recommend and would love to come back. It was just so unique and fun.

My family and I entered Tom Foolery's after a day at the Kalahari Water Parks to kill some time…read morebefore heading back to our off-property room for the night. Tom Foolery's is a large family fun complex with tons of things to outside the credit-hungry ticket producers and claw machines. With a limited amount of time and children 5 and under, we didn't utilize every offering inside the building but did note the many ways you could get lost into spending a lot of time here. A Ferris wheel, ropes course, bowling alley, and more all filled up the space. We ended up spending our time playing some racing games and simple 'skill' games with balls or simple mechanics the kids could handle. Our adventures landed us with an amount of tickets we redeemed for some trinkets on the way out. Overall a fun experience that could have led to more if we had the time. Would recommend checking it out as part of your Kalahari (or nearby) experience.

Tons of games and tons of fun for all ages…read more Our first introduction to all that is 'The Dells' included a trip to Tom Foolerys and so they always have a soft spot in my heart. Attached to the Kalahari, they've updated and rearranged a bit and there's even more fun to be had. They have a variety of indoor rides. Personally, I dig the indoor ferris wheel and could seriously go on that on repeat (but I happen to love a good ferris wheel). They also have go carts, arcade games (complete with prizes), ax throwing, bowling, mini golf, and more. If you get the day pass, the mini golf is included--just a word of warning, it's a serve yourself kind of situation and there were some kids running around and maybe being a little chaotic with it vs. taking it in order (if that makes sense). They didn't bother us to much and when we kindly asked if they could wait before playing on the hole we were on, they did so. But, I could see on busier days it getting kinda wild. They have a new winners shop. Previously, like many arcades, it was a counter where you could spend your winnings (aka tickets). Now, they have a full blown shop, which I'm sure the kiddos will enjoy. They also have a new little bar situation where you can get frozen drinks as well as snacks. All in all, they've grown and expanded. If I had small kids, this would be a gold mine. They could play the whole day away in here. Get to it!

Our kids enjoyed thus place tremendously! They rode everything and gave it 5 stars! I'm old and…read morehung around the wave pool floating all day. I've been to several waterparks now. This is the first one I've been to that didn't have mist sprayers randomly spaying the pathway to keep the temperatures down in the sun. I heard several people commenting over concerns over their child's feet getting burned.

The place is huge. Getting in at 10:30 on a Saturday was rough, the line was quite backed up just…read morefor parking. Once inside the park the slide lines ranged from 20-60 minutes for most. After each one, my family would say it was worth the wait, so clearly we all had fun! Pro tip: check your local hotel for discounted tickets. Ours had deep discounts. We were able to bring a few snacks in pockets, but purchased the Dole whip and chocolate covered bananas, both were wonderful. And prepare to wear sandals between slides, the walk is hot and your feet will thank you! They even have shoe racks at each slide.

Great place for fantastic cocktails, with excellent bartenders. If you are looking for great…read moreatmosphere, to socialize or looking for a great Bourbon, Espresso Martini, this is the place to go in the Dells. Adrian​

Went with a friend for a cocktail. Ordered a flatbread pizza & we each ordered a drink. The staff…read morewas polite and accommodating. We sat on a comfy couch overlooking the patio area near the front door. Casual & comfortable environment. Both drinks & food were yummy & the service was good. Will return if I'm ever in Wisconsin again.