Like mini golf? Awesome! Timber Falls has you covered! Like amusement parks? They have you covered too! However, make sure you call ahead during the off-season. As we were really disappointed to find out that none of the theme parks or coasters were functional. I saw no mention of this on their website or anything.
I'm a bit glad that all of the other things were closed, though. Their credit card and debit card machine is down (and according to the cashier, has been down for over a month), so they were only accepting cash. Which was only announced by a hand-written sign on the countertop.
The Mini Golf itself is pretty neat. There are three different 18-hole courses to go through. One is beginner-level, one is medium-level (and offers scenic views of the river), and the third offers the hardest difficulty with lots of stairs. The beginner-level course is designed to be compatible with strollers as well - while other courses may not be.
We ended up doing the medium-level course, and it wasn't kidding around. Most of the pars for the holes were 2 or 3, but they were designed to be hard. While there were no moving objects to deal with, but there were a lot of elevation changes. With the hilly terrain around here, it actually was relatively challenging. There were even holes that temporarily moved the ball to a new location on a different level of elevation. The course does a great job of directing you to the appropriate next spot as well.
The course was in decent condition. Spiders around and some of the concrete was cracked, but nothing was super bad. However, there were quite a few wasps around the initial cashier booth. We had to avoid four on our way to just get to the course.
Staff was...pretty bored. It was pretty clear that they were bored of their job, and since their job mostly just consisted of sitting in a spot and selling mini golf tickets, I can understand why. That being said, she wasn't rude. She seemed pretty nonplussed by the entire "cashiering" experience.
ALSO, we got....bonus chickens. It was really weird. There were chickens all over the green. I guess they regularly get out of the "petting zoo" pen because the girl at the front desk was entirely unconcerned when we told her. They were actively walking around on the green, and it definitely added an...odd and unique experience to our mini golf attempting to golf around them.
This is a decent mini golf place. It'd probably be a 3-star, but getting to play mini golf around chickens and the difficulty of the course (plus the ability to choose the difficulty) bumped it up into a four-star experience.
Note: Trying to save money? In the 2015 season, look in coupon books to find a "Buy One, Get Another Round for $2" coupon. As one round was $8, it makes it $10 for 18 holes of Miniature Golf. That's totally reasonable. read more