The German word for "yuck" is "iggit"...at least, that's what the Google translator told me. I had semi high hopes for West Berlin. I had seen it a lot, as I spent some time in 2014/2015 working nearby in Mt. View. It was at that time that I totally judged a book by its cover, and deemed West Berlin "iggit".
I had all but forgotten about this place when it got brought up at work last week. Everyone was raving about it and I couldn't believe it. Could it be true? This seemingly hole-in-the-wall was a diamond in the rough? Potentially serving up recipes passed down for generations of hot, fresh, authentic German food? Not so fast.
I should have stuck with my original thought. I let the people at work trick me into thinking that this was a possibility. Either they have mediocre taste, or I am a whiny hündin (German for bi*ch).
My dear fiancé and I walked in late yesterday afternoon to a completely empty restaurant. We were told to seat ourselves. We chose a table next to a window in the corner. Immediately upon sitting down we were subjected to sticky tables. The menus were stuck TO the table, in fact.
Our waiter came over and took our drink order. Fiancé and I were quite excited that they had a decent beer selection on tap and in bottles, including plenty of German beers. We both opted for draft beer: a German Hefe for him, Kolsch for me. Both were good. We were excited.
Our server was way laid back. Had a surfer/stoner kind of vibe. We are laid back ourselves, so we didn't mind. I could see that vibe not going over well with the general public, though.
Up next, food: we ordered the pretzel with mustard and cheese. I was most excited about this because I was told they make their own mustard as well as beer cheese sauce with their German beers. I can't possibly believe that to be true now. The pretzels were at LEAST a day old. Dry as a bone. Not only were they not fresh, but they seemed to have been put under a heat lamp to warm up, thus drying them further. We could barely swallow our bites.
The beer cheese sauce was Luke warm, at BEST. It was clearly not fresh, had been reheated. Not enough, though - because a cheese skin had formed across the top, reflecting little grease puddles as it continued to congeal before our very eyes. The thought makes me nauseous.
The mustard was the "highlight", and that's not saying much. You can't really mess up mustard. But it did not have a "homemade" taste. Honestly it looked like regular yellow mustard mixed with a bit of course ground mustard. Maybe they mix two store bought mustards together and call it "homemade". Iggit.
I also ordered the sauerkraut balls. It was described as shredded pulled pork with sauerkraut rolled into a ball and lightly breaded and fried. The insides looked like dog food, and they appeared to be premade. After seeing the insides it made it hard to want to eat more. Iggit.
We ordered a side of spaetzel, a German specialty. They are a fried, soft egg noodle. I've had it before at other restaurants and LOVED it. Not the case for West Berlin. It was completely covered in grease, served Luke warm (a trend I am now seeing), and was completely FLAVORLESS. Iggit.
My dear fiancé ordered the beef brisket. It also was served luke warm and slathered in brown gravy. The taste was ok enough for him to eat, but the thought of where the gravy and brisket originated from was making my stomach turn in knots. Can you say kitchen nightmare?
The brisket came with a choice of sides. For one side, he chose their pomme frites. I kid you not, he received a side of FROZEN crinkly cut fries, and they appeared to have the texture of freezer burnt fries. Absolutely disgusting. For his other side he got German potato salad. Thinly sliced potatoes in a vinegar based dressing. It was ok, but at this point I didn't want one more bit of food from this place crossing my lips.
Our service was good enough. The server was attentive as much as we needed, if not a bit quirky.
All in all, this place was terrible. A stark contrast from the good reviews it seems to have. I guess maybe we are in the minority here, but we will absolutely not be back. read more