If everyone here was Swiss and had a sore throat, it would be called Ricola's Submarine House. If everyone here was from the Cajun Capital of Louisiana, it would be called Nola's Submarine House. And if the employeeshere smelled bad, it would be called B.O.la's Submarine House. Actually, working over that grill, they probably do. So... hmm.
What to get: Steak And Cheese sandwich with everything.
I'm more of a violin guy, traditionally. That all changed the day I walked into this place, and from now on, there is only one stringed instrument for me, and it's not a harmonica. Well it wouldn't be anyway. But you know what I mean. Speaking of which, did you hear that Bill Clinton stopped playing the Sax and decided to play the Harmonica? Hmm.
I wasn't sure if the hype would be well-founded or misplaced, well I had that little quandary answered in the most emphatic way as soon as I took a heavenly bite of this, one of the juiciest and most delicious sandwiches I have ever eaten, anywhere. In fact it's probably better than ANY cheesesteak in Philly. Note I did not say better than any sandwich in Philly (hi John's! hi Tommy DiNic's! hi Old Nick's!), but better than the cheesesteaks there, I would say yes.
Let's start with the negatives.
(1) The employees certainly have bad attitudes. Typical NYC attitudes almost. Or Philly even.
(2) The place is pretty dirty.
(3) It closes early, like 5pm each day, but then there is one open much later out on Military, which I haven't tried yet.
(4) I can't think of a #4, sorry.
(5) Same for #5.
Now on to the positives.
(1) The Steak and cheese sandwich is one of the best sandwiches I have ever had.
(2) The Steak and cheese sandwich is one of the best sandwiches I have ever had.
(3) The Steak and cheese sandwich is one of the best sandwiches I have ever had.
(4) The Steak and cheese sandwich is one of the best sandwiches I have ever had.
(5) The Steak and cheese sandwich is one of the best sandwiches I have ever had.
Also, I love how juicy and delicious it is, and the salad that is on there just makes it wetter and more lovable. You can get double meat and cheese if you want, or you can get peppers and onions and such added to it, which I might do next time. But yeah. This is a real gem. It's better than pretty much any sub in Buffalo, and is right up there with the best sandwiches in WNY. If you can get past the attitudes, you may well orgasm from this food.
You may also not, because it's all a matter of taste, and it is wet, greasy and the service is appalling by some standards and like I said, the place is dirty. Not the most appealing neighborhood for some, either, but I love it. Round the back of Pine. Not far from Godfather's. Where Julio lives. Me and Julio down by Viola's.
Plus PW has reviewed it. Anywhere that PW has reviewed, you have to try it. It's an unwritten Yelp rule.
I was going to make a VERY bad taste joke that was a play on the name of this place but I don't want to be more obscene than I already am so message me privately if you want to hear it.
Oh, I forgot to mention, expect a wait time, expect gruff service, expect a dirty place, don't use your phone when ordering or talking to the guy, and if you like this place, you owe me a 5-to-7-minute cuddling session.
Well worth a trip to the Falls for. Along with the Pizza at Pizza Oven... and at Hacienda too if you wanna sit down, as well as their salad... and the Salad and Beans & Greens Soup at Michael's... and more... this is one of the very best places in the Falls, and one of the very best sandwiches in WNY, or anywhere.
I cannot give it any higher praise than to say if it were in Philly... it would still be one of my faves in that town.
I met a friend here, bizarrely. She is a self-described pile of mulch in a vat of mayonnaise on top of a mountain of cool whip, that is how vanilla she is. I thought she was being a bit harsh.
And remember if they sold old phonographs it would be Victrola's Submarine House. And if this place was actually a chop shop for stolen cars it would be Vin-number's Submarine House. And if it were a pill shop for horny old men, it would be Viagra's Submarine House.
And after all, it is in Viagra Falls. So it would make sense. But as I said before, I only ever go up here because my friend Alice lives here. So now I have 2 reasons to go up here. To eat this sandwich... and to Cialis. read more