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    Theorem Vineyards

    4.6 (12 reviews)
    Closed 10:00 am - 4:00 pm

    By appointment only

    Updated 1 month ago

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    Manda Bear B.

    By appointment only winery! A recently opening to the public by appointment only, Theorem Vineyards is such a charming spot, from design to decor, from the estate vineyard to the gorgeous Mountain View, every little detail has been meticulously built for with love. It's a bit of drive to the farthest part of Calistoga. It's 1- 1.5 hours from downtown Napa to get here. So if you were planning a day trip coming from Silicon Valley or SF, I suggest to hit Theorem Vineyards first, and other wineries along the way back down to Napa! Give yourself 1-1.5 hrs of visit, take your time and enjoy this gorgeous place. Since it by appointment only, it's never be crowded and you feel very special here. They only produce 2 wines and a few vintages back. They were fantastic wines, Estate Vineyard only, and if you a Cab lover, this hits the spot for you! They currently offer 2015, 2016 and a few magnum for older vintages back to 2012! The Hawk's Prey was great and you can enjoy it now or for later. Voir Dire is the flagship wine of Theorem Vineyards. Produced from the oldest vines on their Diamond Mountain estate, this is also 100% Cabernet Sauvignon and it is a complex, captivating and timeless wine. I would like this to lay down for a few more year so I can truly enjoy it! Under the leadership of consulting winemaker Thomas Rivers Brown, think of Schrader Cellars, Maybach, Round Pond, Double Diamond, Heston, Outpost (former), Tamber Bey, Turley (former), Kinsella, Revana, Aston Estate, just to make a few! We were greeted by the handsome and charming James. He was kind, enthusiastic and genuinely love what he does, and it's shown! We learn about the estate, the history, and the amazing fruits producing from this estate! We can't wait to come and also bring our friends/families! They produce such a small production so their wines are sourced after via their wine club members, and a few restaurants locally! Contact the estate to get your hands on these wines before it gets big and we won't be able to afford it!

    Renee C.

    Beautiful grounds and delightful staff! Enjoyed a lovely And delicious afternoon tasting a few weeks ago! Look forward to another visit next time I'm in the area!

    The Theorem tasting room rocks!
    Scott P.

    You always read about 'hidden gems', but Theorum Vineyards is just that! Not on a lot of folks' radars, but it should be! To be honest I was drawn to request an appointment simply when our daughter, an attorney, came across their label, Voir Dire, and asked me to look into it. Didn't take me long to realize this was a winery I needed to visit and learn more about. This was especially true when I noted their sixty acres of vineyards are located in the Diamond Mountain AVA, one of our very favorite locations for exceptional fruit making awesome wines! The first thing you notice, after a beautiful drive to the winery, is the old schoolhouse, which still stands. Very cool to see have kept this on site and even built the present winery to coexist so well with it! The vineyards surround the winery and looking one direction you can see progress in action as newly cleared land was ready for the planting of more vines! The winery is beautiful and modern as is their tasting room. The chandelier is an incredible thing of beauty! Speaking of beauty, the wines of Theorem (Voir Dire and Hawk's Prey at this time) are absolutely fabulous wines and the Voir Dire really hit my palate as a new favorite for sure! We came away with both the '14 and '15 vintages for our cellar. When you are putting together your itinerary for a Napa Valley visit, be sure to do yourself a favor and call for an appointment at Theorem! You will not be disappointed!

    Breathtaking first impression in the tasting room!

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    I tasted and purchased the 2014 and 2015 Voir Dire as well as the first release of Hawk's Prey (2016).

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