I've been doing colonics for nearly 10 years, close to 100 sessions, and I have never experienced…read moreanything like what Jacqueline offers. She has a full open Angel of Water state-of-the-art system which is truly next level. It's gentle, efficient, and makes the process so much easier and more comfortable than anywhere else I've ever been. The space is beautiful and so thoughtfully arranged. Downstairs feels like a spa lounge with a cozy couch, relaxing music, and a TV, and upstairs has a sauna, two beds, a private bath, and even a kitchen area, all spotless and peaceful. Jacqueline instantly made me feel comfortable and truly cared for. She's knowledgeable, calming, and clearly passionate about what she does. This is hands down the best colonic experience I've ever had. If you've been considering trying colon therapy or you're a regular like me, you have to experience this place. Absolutely 5 stars!

My elderly mother was taken here for her birthday. The…read moreextra care and attention that was given to her was beyond our wildess expectations! Not only is the spa beautiful and peaceful the energy that Jacqueline exudes in nothing short of amazing! This Heavenly experience will have us coming back for more. We want to try Everything that she has to offer. We are excited to find out about this gem in the earth realm. Blessings!

Amazing service and an introverts dream…read more I've had about 15 massages here. Only 1 massage therapist spoke more than 2 words to me. All of them simply do a light rub down and then immediately pin point my troubleshoots and get to work fixing them. I've had knots in my upper back, a pinched nerve in my glute, and a variety of aliments. They are able to figure out exactly the problem just by touch. It's amazing! And I don't have to deal with small talk when I'm there to try to get fixed up and am in a bad mood. But I always leave in a great mood! I also love how they have the tip suggestions posted based on time which makes it very easy to calculate especially since they are great at giving lots of good deals so it can be confusing calculating. One of my favorite things is that they accommodate last minute appointments. I find it very hard to schedule anything in advance. I consider this place an important need for my health, and am happy to be able to afford to come here and tip well without braking the bank. They have great prices and give deals if you purchase a package. Some parts are not the most fancy....but I'd much rather have massages that I can afford on a regular basis than go somewhere more pristine and only be able to go 1-2 times a year. Also the front desk woman has always been very professional and kind, even when I'm running late.

TRIGGER WARNING: SA…read more My boyfriend specifically requested a female massage therapist for me when booking due to prior trauma. I was surprised when I was assigned a male therapist while my boyfriend was assigned a female therapist. I did not realize this until after they started massaging us. During the massage, the therapist began massaging and touching my glute area without my consent, which made me extremely uncomfortable. It was difficult for me to speak up in the moment, but I eventually worked up the courage to ask whether we could switch therapists. When I raised my concerns, I did not feel that they were taken seriously. They laughed and said "ok" which made me feel dismissed. I left feeling embarrassed and uncomfortable, and I also did not receive any apology for the distress the experience caused me. What was particularly confusing to me was that my boyfriend did not receive any glute massage during his session, so our experiences differed despite being there together. This experience was deeply upsetting for me and brought back memories of prior trauma. While I cannot speak to anyone else's intentions, I can speak to the impact the experience had on me. What should've been a celebration for a special occasion left me feeling distressed, violated, and shaken by what happened. This review reflects my honest recollection of the experience and the impact it had on me, and I stand by it. I am sharing it because customer comfort, boundaries, and therapist preferences matter. I hope future customers who make similar requests have those requests respected and that concerns raised during a session are met with compassion and understanding instead of what I experienced. Note: this was from well over a year ago and I have edited the review to clarify my experience and feelings.

Wow Thank you San Francisco Colonics!…read more After visiting nearly every colonic clinic in San Francisco, I'm confident SF Colonics is the best overall! With over 10 years of experience studying public health and holistic health, I've been on a personal wellness journey myself. Regular colonics have been a major factor in my overall health improvement, alongside exercise. The gut, often referred to as our "second brain," is central to physical, emotional, and mental well-being, and SF Colonics truly understands this. The LIBBE system they use is ideal for my needs. From my first visit, I felt comfortable making it a part of my routine. With affordable rates, a highly skilled staff, and a quiet, comfortable setting, SF Colonics truly is top-notch. I appreciate that each member of the staff has personal experience with gut health. Their empathy, knowledge, and genuine passion are evident in every interaction--and that's something I haven't encountered across the board at other clinics, with business ultimately being the bottom line :-( SF Colonics feels refreshingly personal and supportive Whenever I have a question, the staff takes time to provide thoughtful answers. If they don't know the answer right away, they're honest and even offer to look into it. After having major abdominal surgery twenty years ago, my journey to optimal gut health has been a long one. I started with 1-2 treatments per week, and I'm now down to about three sessions a month, seeing incredible improvements. In just three months, my overall health and well-being have improved from a 5 to a 7.5, scale 1-10. Sometimes, I add their organic, on-site brewed coffee to my treatment--it's a game changer, The team at SF Colonics helped me understand how my liver has been overworking due to gallbladder removal from surgery. Improvements I've noticed include: * Increased energy and less fatigue * Reduced brain fog * Better motivation and drive * Improved skin (less inflammation, reduced hyperpigmentation, and more hydration) * Enhanced digestion, more regular bowel movements * Fewer food cravings * Weight loss & reduced belly bloat (down 4 pounds) * Overall better hydration and improved urination * Better sleep (also due to digestion) * Noticeable difference in my mental health, fewer mood swings, less depression I'd say definitely give them a try. You may become a fan, just like me. After all, you have nothing to lose but the bloat!

5/5 I've been coming…read morehere for 3 years, and as a young African American man, I'll be honest--when I first started, I was a little immature about the process. I didn't understand it and I was nervous. But after having a real conversation with the staff about the benefits and why people do this, everything changed. This has become one of the best things I've ever done for myself. I feel great after every session. The staff is truly incredible. Every time I come in, they make me feel safe and comfortable--like I'm their own family. They're patient, they're welcoming, and they always take their time with me. If you're a male 35 or under and you're checking Yelp because you're curious or unsure, I'm telling you: come in, talk to the staff, and try it out. You'll probably end up writing a review just like this. And one more tip--doing sessions back-to-back made the experience even better for me. HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!

I can't say enough good things about my experience with Kaureen at Mission Colonics. From the very…read morestart, she was incredibly knowledgeable and walked me through exactly how to do the cleanse. She was with me through the entire process, answering every text and phone call no matter what time of day. When I had doubts or fears, she comforted me and kept me feeling safe and supported. The colonics themselves went really smoothly. I released a lot of impacted waste and feel so much lighter and better afterward. I'm so grateful to have found "Aunty" Kaureen and Mission Colonics. Her care, patience, and expertise made all the difference. I would recommend her to anyone considering a cleanse. Five stars, easily!

I dont write reviews but let me tell you guys something. The experience I had was so bad that I'm…read moreactually in the middle of a lawsuit. Long story short: I paid for a colonic cleanse + 3 sessions =$695 She makes me buy $200 worth of supplies for the cleanse. I bought everything and went to her for my first session. First off this shit is not cheap! Second of all this crazy ass lady would NOT shut up! she talks through out the whole damn session. Third I drove 2 hours away for this. Second session: I walk in and she's already irritated af. I get undressed and she proceeds to tell me. " hey btw if the pipes get clogged you will need to pay for my pluming fee" I was like are you okay? why the hell would i pay for your pluming. She says oh oh dont worry its only a 0.0000000005% chance of it happening. She starts the process and within TEN minutes it clogged and she kicks me off the 1hr -1 1/2 hour session. Its as if SHE KNEW this would happen. As im NAKED she tells me oh no looks like you have to be billed to pay for my pipes. I was like excuse me "I CAME HERE TO SHIT AND NOW YOU WANT TO CHARGE ME FOR SHITTING?" Make it make sense!!! i refused to pay for her plumping because NO WHERE did i sign a weaver for that. Thats INSANE!! She then proceeds to tell me that my second session of 10minutes COUNTED AS A session and that my third session would count as her pluming fee. NOT ONLY did i lose 2 whole sessions. I lost the $ for the cleanse supplies that i couldnt use! The worst part of all this was not losing the money. It was her yelling at me while i was still naked about how i have to fix her pluming. It was mortifying and embarrassing!!! I will be seeing her in court! she might be the most psychotic lady iv ever encountered in my life. DO NOT GO THERE!!! You have been warned!!

I really enjoyed hydrotherapy. I came twice as the first time didn't give me the results I needed…read more This was my first time receiving one so I wasn't sure what to expect, but I'm very glad everything was peaceful. Irina is very sweet and well-crafted, however a little chatty. I wanted to close my eyes and clear myself mentally during the cleanse, but felt like I had to continually engage in conversation or look at pictures when I needed to relax and zen. I probably should've spoken up and said something about that but I just dealt with it for the time being.

Irina is very friendly and bubbly. She will make you feel at ease during the whole process and…read moreexplain what's going on. The whole thing took about 45 minutes to an hour. Ample parking for their customers. The only thing I don't like is they only accept cash or check which is a bummer. Get your nasty 6 feet gut cleaned to get all those toxins out of your body. You'll feel lighter, your skin brighter but don't take my word for it, TRY it!

My husband and I had a wonderful time at Zen Springs! Before visiting, I couldn't really wrap my…read morehead around it when people described it as an "Airbnb-style spa," but after being there, that is truly the perfect wording for it. Because it is a completely contactless check-in, the process was incredibly easy, and they were so accommodating with our last-minute booking, we reserved our spot just two hours in advance. We booked the two-person VIP suite with a bubble bath and added the romantic setting, which came with lovely candles and fake rose petals. The setup was perfect for us. My husband brought a curated playlist, and it was seamless to plug right into the suite's Bluetooth speaker. There was also a projector displaying colors on the ceiling that really added to the relaxing, romantic ambiance. I am giving four stars instead of five because I have to agree with some previous reviews: the provided towels did smell quite musty, so I would highly suggest bringing your own. Additionally, the yoga mat on the platform had a mildewy smell to it. Overall, it was a beautifully relaxing experience. We would definitely go back, we'll just be sure to pack our own towels and mat next time!

Cleaner than I thought it would be! And each room seems to come w a quite large hot tub, bed,…read moreshower, sauna which I found convenient. Towels and a soap dispenser at the shower were also provided already in the room to our surprise. Fun disco-like lights too, just dark so watch your step and don't forget your belongings! Also, the hot tub doesn't come filled, not the sauna hot. Both take time and could eat into your reservation time, so recommend turning those on right away upon your initial entry. They also don't mention online that this place is completely automated! There is no one at the door. Only an automated message or instructions overhead, cameras, a check-in kiosk, and cameras. However, the calling or texting the number provided on the window, they are very responsive.

Try it out! Oh goodness I lived in the city soo long and never knew about this spa. It looks pretty…read morehidden compared to all the busy things going on as you drive down Geary. Great me time: relaxing in the hot tub, steam room (really appreciated trying the salt rub!), cold plunge, sauna. Half wear swimsuits and half are nude on a women's day. There were about 20 guests at any given time in the wet baths area. Love the towels in ice and the cucumber and lemon water The locker area can be a tight squeeze during peak times (especially right before people are starting their massage appointments) so I sat to the side and waited for it to clear out. Only one blowdryer, it is in the restroom in the larger hallway. Please hang your towel and stuff up and don't leave it on chairs or lounger. There wasn't enough lie down lounge space and someone claimed one chair the whole 4 hours I was there (they weren't actively using it)

Came here with a gift card and it was so nice!…read more Good: - Went on an all women day and really liked how it wasn't packed! - The place was super clean - Everything was explained to me well - The hot sauna cold plunge was so good! I also liked the steam room since you can rub salt all over you - The hot sauna was really good temperature and I liked that they had a clock inside - The cold plunge was the perfect temp and you can also see the clock - The hot pool was surprisingly amazing and I stayed in in longer than I planned - The hot tea and cold towels were a big plus Bad: - More on the expensive side - I also got a massage but it wasn't super memorable Overall would come again!

Latsamy is amazing !! Highly recommend I have been coming…read morehere for over two years now. Such a great find

It was incredible! Just what I needed - I got the lymphatic massage and it left my body feeling…read moremuch better

I recently had an intensive year of healing in the Bay Area which included working with a…read morenaturopath to remove heavy metals from my body with DMSA and naturopathic herbs. As part of the protocol, my naturopath had me get many colonics at Body Harmony. In fact, the colonics were once-per-week for my six-week DMSA protocol (DMSA is a pretty intense heavy metal removal medication). I later learned that the whole reason my naturopath wanted me to stay in the Bay Area for that year was so I could receive colonics from Anne, the owner of Body Harmony -- it was that important to the detox process. My experience with Anne was so incredibly beneficial, and I feel so fortunate to have been able to work with her on my heavy metal detox. She's such a seasoned, talented and intuitive colonic practitioner - it is truly her calling. I feel that the work we did together, as well as using Anne's infrared sauna, truly helped me to achieve the very best result from my detox. At the start of the DMSA detox, I had off-the-charts high levels of mercury in my system, and my lead levels were also extremely high. By the end, those levels were in the "normal" range, and other metals had also been significantly reduced. Hallelujah! I truly appreciate Anne's role in those spectacular results. In addition to her expertise and professionalism, Anne is personable and easy to talk to. She makes you feel comfortable doing something that would otherwise be fairly uncomfortable for most of us. And her space is clean, warm and friendly. Maple the friendly cavapoo who is sometimes in the office is the cherry on top!

This business owner chose to respond to a negative review I had posted about her business on…read moreanother platform [Google]. I was going to let it slide because I felt her response was a testament to my review. Her response over 3 years later just rehashed my experience BUT [aside from one inaccuracy], she makes a few valid points. In recent times, we are facing suppression of free speech, domestic terrorism and just this "unkindness" toward each other. I am SO heartbroken. I have no idea what this world is coming to. We need to consider each other. And I am no different. I encourage any and everyone to think critically and arrive at your own conclusions about this small business and small business owner which is why I am rating her higher on Yelp!

I have been seeing Jeanine at Health2o for several months, and she's provided great care. She is…read moreprofessional and makes me feel comfortable throughout the entire process. The facility is clean, and the staff is so welcoming. I really appreciate how carefully everything was explained. Colon hydrotherapy, along with the Cell Core supplement program, and fasting, has been a game changer for my health journey. I am healing from a long chronic illness and so grateful to have found Health2o and their kind staff. DR

These women are so talented, kind, and passionate about taking care of you and your health. It is…read moreincredibly clean, safe, and always a positive experience. I suffered with gut issues for years and this has hands down been one of the biggest additions to helping my health improve. I can't recommend it enough! Also-- If you get a prescription from your doctor or a naturopath you can also get additives with your colonic!