I feel as though most reviewers of strip clubs are "high end rollers" who want to wait to be waited on. Or at least that is what they aspire to be for the limited time that their limited funds can afford them. Me, I tend to venture to such clubs when I am: 1) single, cause otherwise I got someone to send hundreds of dollars on; 2) on vacation, so I have loads of idle time on my hands; and 3) in the black, I don't play poker or venture into nudie bars with money I'll actually miss. And when I do, it's a buffet I'm seeking.
I heard about the Baltimore strip scene from my cousin, and I happened to have the evening alone, so might as well have an adventure. I contemplated going to "The Block". Because that is where the majority of choices were situated, but this place was closer to my hotel. I'm glad I did.
The bouncer was pretty friendly. He also had ties to NYC, so when he saw my ID, we chatted for a minute until he had to take care of some other customers. $15 for entrance, but even the ticket takers boobs were hanging out. I mean, a movies at AMC cost $18 these days.
And as soon as I got past the curtain, my eyes got their money's worth. Breasts and behinds everywhere. I nearly made it the stage before I realized that I didn't have a drink in hand. So I waited a bit. The bar area is pretty small. I'd say put two people back there, but they'd bump into each other constantly. Decent drink prices, prorated for the bozangas and cheeks even the bartender was showing. You want happy hour $2 beers, go somewhere without nudity.
The show was awesome. Chicks were climbing high on the pole and doing some awesome tricks. I had to grab another batch of singles just to feel appreciative. One caught my eye, and I slipped her a twenty. When she finished her set I approached her for the lap dance.
This is what I mean about "high rollers" earlier. I've seen a bunch of reviewers complaining about girls not coming over, like it's some sort of rejection. This is commerce, not the high school prom. You want something, go get it. There were a bunch of cute, athletic women on stage. I saw what I wanted on the buffet and put it on my plate. As a matter of fact, a dude asked for a lap dance right after me. Even though he was closer. I guess he was one of these wait to be waited on dudes.
The dancer was cute and thick. Nice body. She was really friendly as well. I'm a talker, so we chatted while she did her thing. She mentioned when each song ended, so there would be no surprises. The price was a bit steep, $30 per song. I'm used to $20. I dropped $120 on the dances, and I tipped her an extra $20 after. By then it was nearly 2am and the place was closing soon. All in all a great night. read more