The vibe in here was off. Had to trust my gut on this one. The location not my type. Parking ok but cul de sac. I sat down and there was a list of rules front and back. I read some and then i sed to myself somethings not right. The security guy was just mad mean bc he was telling me mad stuff, and i was trying to make sure if i understood and so i was asking "whats mandatory" and he said two drinks. But we just kept responding like an sarcastic as. I saw girl but they were in the best shape and cute imo. So after all that i just had to get up outta there asap before someone starts some sht lol. There was a girl dancing on stage tho. read more

Awesome time but had a short manager she was wearing a backwards hat come up between my lap dance she stopped the dance because she thought I didn't tip the bartender but I did in cash but still after the ladies made my night better read more

I visited a few times last year. The food was good, the Ambiance was dated but, OK. The service was nice by most of the staff accept the general manager who was short communicating seemed bothered. Guess that is why a couple girls rated her poorly. I was approached by a fully intoxicated Asian who smelled of pot and was pushy asking for a drink or a dance or she would move on. She was very aggressive so I got a private room because she said I will give you extra attention. She stumbled to the room and worked on that attention while sluring her speech. She threw up on me and I did not get my full time. The owner by now has to know she has been this was for a long time.​​​ read more

beware they management is stealing from the customers. atms take a fee and the the bartender take another 15% if you want change im pretty sure its illegal to take money for making change without tell the customers. beware its a new "policy" to steal from customers. come with your own change or not at all. needs to be reported read more

I was taken here to distract me while my wife set up a surprise birthday party at my house, so no complaints cost-wise. Serious question: Why bother to go to a place where the women stop stripping at bikinis or underwear? Not even topless? You get as much titillation from an old Sears catalog - a 1970 Playboy shows more skin! With cheap beer and an owner who is notorious for being an a$$hole, why bother? read more

This place is AWESOME. Since moving back to Columbia 4 months ago, this club is my go-to. Girls are nice, management cool and the music is THE BEST (great DJ). Its like being in a nightclub - dancing near my seat, getting my life. Racism where?? I can't judge anyone else's experiences but I've experience nothing but respect and welcoming energy from everyone here, it's so nice. The staff remembers my name and the crowd is uber diverse. Good drinks, nice staff, cool, REAL girls, not fake silicone barbies and they put in work on stage. Come visit at least once, I swear you won't be disappointed and ladies, don't be scared to come alone, you'll have a great time! read more

I liked it! Spacious and very clean restaurant. Lots of room between tables afforded privacy too. Yes I would return the food was delicious. Service was very acceptable not rushed at all read more

You wouldn't think it was a strip club judging by the great food . Whether you are coming to have lunch , dinner , to unwind after work for a beer or to hang out with friends on a Friday night - the options are endless . Laid back , hassle free bar with great staff . Clean and friendly atmosphere. Specials every night depending on what you are looking for . There is something here for everyone ! read more

This is a fairly nice club with comfortable seating and attractive and friendly gals who will sit and chat with you without a lot of hustle, which is always nice. There was no cover, always a plus, but the drinks were stupidly over-priced. My husband and I ordered a beer and a mixed drink and it totaled 24 dollars. I was not pleased. This club is ran by a hot albiet stern older lady who runs the place with cold precision and is not very nice with how she treats and talks to new hires. If you are a gal looking to get a job at a club you can try your luck with this place but please know you may have to put up with some body shaming and emotional abuse to get and keep the gig. I would only come here if you want to spend some serious money as this place thinks highly of itself and is pretty pricey. I guess if you have cash to burn you could have a nice time here but I heard the dances are pretty tame and no contact. If you are really looking for a good time you should probably look elsewhere. read more

There's always a nice selection of beauty & talent. I like that there are different seating options ranging from barseat, to small intimate, to plush couches, or you can even sit front and center at the stage. Private rooms for lap dances. An outdoor patio designated for smoking with heat lamps & couches. Nice selection of food available. I think I just talked myself into going there tonight :) read more

I just love coming to the Millstream for great food & even better drinks, especially for Nina with the dreads! She's an absolute pleasure every time I come. read more

Been going here for years, the main reason for going is for Nina and Nina H, both bartend at this establishment. Always friendly and willing to have a good conversation. Like many clubs girls come and go but it always good to see a familiar face especially one that is serving you drinks. read more

Girls are nice, classy place, the food is better than local restaurants. The owner owns a farm. The steak is the bomb!

Went to XMAS Party, food provided with entry fee. I was there 20 minutes, got 2 small plates of oysters for me & 1 plate for GF, & owner confronted me in threatening manner & had his bouncer threw me out. Owner appeared intoxicated. Hes a bully & tyrant. We ordered a drink, & could only have 2 sips of beer. Staff said I did nothing wrong..I was at the wrong place @ wrong time. Guess that means dont go when drunk owner there. Why would anyone go there? XMAS spirit ! read more

I heard mixed opinions about this place. Some things that didn't happen to me so I won't disrespect by repeating them here. I did find people to be friendly. The establishment to be comfortable and beautifully designed and the girls to be nice. I'll check it out again in the future to give another opinion. read more

Friend; wanna go to a strip club? Me; sure. I've never been to one, so she picked this place. It was empty on Sunay night (good) and the girls were decent. They didn't get full on naked, but whatevs. The bartender, an older woman, was exceptionally funny. I dig her attitude. Would I ever be back? I don't know. Most of my other friends don't dig strip clubs. read more

This place is a bit hard to find and I definitely need GPS to find it. However, it's worth it. This club may very well be my 2nd favorite place to see the famous Baltimore dancing girls. The food tastes great and is reasonably priced. Drink specials are attractive but regular prices are moderately high. The atmosphere (once you get inside) is attractive, fairly upscale, clean, and recently renovated. They have many TV screens with sports running, so if you are into watching the game and beauties at the same time - this place WORKS! Yah, I know....now to the best part--the Dancers! The dancers here are friendly and pretty minus a few exceptions. Mostly the caucasian variety with a few darker and other exotics thrown in. In general, they are above average attractive and with great smiles and attitude. You can get private dances and VIP rooms here and they are pretty worthwhile IMO. The VIP rooms have much more fun factor than the dances but they are certainly not cheap and cost about $600/hr or $150 per 15 minutes. I banned this place from my list of places I go for quite some time because the person watching the clock would shave time from my private room...meaning coming in to tell me my time was up when I had a few minutes left. This happened several times and once when I got the room from 90 minutes, I only got 75---I mean come the f--- on, I'm already paying way more than a professional girlfriend for less services and you still feel the need to rip me off?? It might have been a fluke with that particular manager - so since then, I've avoided dances there altogether. Overall, I enjoy and recommend this place. Just watch your own clock if you go to the back to play! read more

I am extremely disappointed. I have been frustrated with dating for months not getting any affection. I find a dancer I like and she charges me 100 dollars for 10 minutes we go in the private room and she dances in front of me and doesn't even touch or sit on my lap. I left feeling used tricked and ripped off. Because before the dance I asked and was very clear I want a dance and she lied to me took my money and never provided a dance read more

This is definitely an excellent place!! Everytime I have been, the entertainment was wonderful with super sweet girls. Waitresses are on point! Not only is the service great but they are beautiful to boot! And as far as the food....it is OUT OF THIS WORLD excellent! read more

That have a lap dance menu. 10 minutes for $90 was on the menu. We payed the $90 for a friend and after they said this amount all goes to the house and we needed to tip the dancer as much as the dance. Total $180. Bad business. 10 minutes is only 2 songs. They make the girls wear pasties and business is down because of it. #freethenipple read more

Dances are pretty tame but at 2 for $20 deals, no one seems to complain. Food is excellent along with friendly staff. I would not recommend this place for dances unless your expectations are low. It is great hang out place to go because no cover charge, great food at reasonable prices, and drink specials. Some of my favorite dancers were Gina, Lauren, Giselle, and Mia. You can check their website for dancer schedules, which is nice because so many clubs refuse to do this and treat all customers as potential stalkers. I heard for group parties there is a $10 cover but they serve free food/munchies. Again, a great hang out place but don't have any high expectations for the lap dances. read more

The Millstream - Strip Clubs Near Me - Woodlawn, Maryland

I walked in there for the first time and was amazed by how clean and well kept the place was. I was greeted as soon as I walked into the the bar. Everyone is so friendly. The girls are so pretty, sweet, love to have fun. The food is amazing and I can't wait to bring my friends here with me next time. read more

Went here for my bachelor's party-- lordy, over 13 years ago!! Good to hear it's still a nice place. I remember it being really friendly. I'm not a dancer bar type, but I remeber being surprised at how NOT sleazy the place was. Dancers weren't total nude- but they put on a nice show. Food was suprisingly good. Never thought of a pole-dancing place for good food- but, oddly enough, the food was really freakin' good, and the beer was very reasonably priced!! Even had nice veggie (!!), cheese, and wing platters for the party. Typical bar food- wings, burgers, steaks and such. But at a dancer bar-- this is above and beyond!! (My wife would still totally kick my ass if I ever went back, though..........) read more

The millstream inn is a semi-hidden gem, nicely removed from the sleaze of "the Block" and definitely higher-end than the college-town desperation of some of the strip bars of, say, Towson. The food is genuinely good, not just strip-club good, and there is some actual talent (quotation marks omitted intentionally) working the stage, cage, and private areas here. On a Saturday night you'll find 2-for-1 drinks, girls and dances, and a decent population of couples and singles from a wide cross-section of Baltimore. Take away the nudity and change the lighting and you'd swear it was an indie sports bar. The DJ tonight was interesting without being distracting, funny without making the girls or guests the butt of the joke, and the music was a great mix of genres (pantera's "walk" followed a mashup of "Billie Jean" and "sweet home Alabama"). My waitress was sweet, competent if not attentive (busy night), and of course exotically pretty and sporty. On the downside, The mens room is a bit better maintained than the womens, drinks are still strip club prices, and some of the girls are best left onstage (a detached, antisocial lapdance can ruin the beauty of a dynamic stage dance or the best bodies man can build). If you're looking for a good party location or just a place to spend an evening and a stack of $1 bills without wallowing in dank self-pity, drop by the roadhouse off Security Blvd. It's a little hard to find but completely worth the effort. read more

I came in from out of town with some friends on Friday.The dancers were ok but a little aggressive,food was good and bartenders were great.My issue was the waitress who was on the tables and her attitude.I was getting my drinks from the bar because she wasnt getting to us in time and she basically yelled at me for going to the bar for drinks saying if I was at a table I HAD to get my drinks from her.I understand shes wants the tips but with her shity attitude I dont know how she makes any money at all.We left earlier then we wanted to because she was plain out nasty.No wonder I wanted to go to the bar she was slow and her attitude sucked!Its a shame in such a great establishment! read more

Came here with no expectations and a couple hours to kill. The girls are nice and very friendly. Wait staff is nice and overall experience was great. Could be better if full nude but I still enjoyed myself. read more

The club in the inside nice and class the girls and bartender are not worth spending any money in there prices are high . The bartender are rude and nasty the dancers will get mad at you when you don't want to tip them because they Didn't do a good dance most of them dancers are ugly and can't dance I will never go back there spend a penny ! I think the block have the best girls read more

This place has the potential to be an awesome strip club unfortunately it was far from awesome. I went this past Saturday night with my girlfriend she had bragged about how nice it was and how good the food is. Well problem 1) Got to the place and the kitchen was closed. I said to myself ok it's a stripclub who cares about food at a stripclub let's see some tits and ass. Problem 2) No titties and no ass. These ladies were absolutely average nothing a over a A-cup. I've been to clubs and maybe a few of the dancers were flat chested ,in this place most of the girls were completely FLAT CHESTED. The great thing about going to a stripclub is to get lost in a fantasy,get worked up over a sexy dancer or dancers and take that energy home to your lady and have at it. I even had my lady with me and there was no dancer that even came close to turning either one of us on. The one dancer who even had more than a handful was just fat. Not that there is anything wrong with that but come on you guys had one dancer on a Saturday night with big tits and no ass....really? My girl asked where are the girls with some titties she told us to go to the Block...yeah well maybe we should've. The dancers were nice they all came over and spoke. I did tip the fat dancer and the one built like a pretty boy only because she did gymnastics and my lady made me tip her. Your place has good drink and the door man told me that the food was good. You could see it in his eyes that he knew the dancers were kinda lame. I believe in second chances but if you can get Saturday right what other night is there? You got a good spot safe parking ,this place should be on fire, I I should've walked out of your establishment with a hard on but instead I was like WTF! I really should've suspected something when I looked on your website and saw no pictures of any of your dancers. Most stripclubs have that just suggestion. I might come back for something but definitely not the dancers. read more

This is not a strip club. Girls dance on a stage in their bathing suits. No nudity whatsoever. Nice bar but not what I expected. Private dances are 30 bucks and no nudity. My opinion what's the point. read more

The staff is very rude, the owner is the worst. Save your money and go somewhere else. You have been warned.

I use to visit this spot years ago. The ladies were attractive and friendly. It was pretty clean, and the food was good. I can't wait to visit again. I hope it's still nice. Prettiest girls in Bmore~ read more

I have been checking out the clubs in the area and found this place on a recommendation from a dancer at another club. My husband and I both really enjoy going to clubs and have been looking for a place where we are both comfortable and it seems that Millstream is the one. Having grown up in the area, my only recollection of this bar was "dive...dive" but they have renovated and the inside is upscale and comfy to just hang out for the night. We have been during the week and the specials are great. Tuesday is 2 for 1 dances and completely worth it. Dances can be tame and there is some level of supervision in the back but not too much. I never felt like I was being hawked. We will be trying the "suites" out sometime soon. The dancers have told us that we will have a better time as we can be more relaxed and they have more flexibility in the VIP area. Will update you on that experience hopefully soon! Not all strip clubs are "female friendly" but I had no trouble here. For you ladies out there who love a good lap dance, check this place out. Good for couples and singles alike. read more

Steamed shrimp is delicious. Served w sweet corn on the cob. They always have something going on during the week. Weekly specials ex "Amatuer Tuesdays" and "Buy 2 for 1 drinks on Mondays" I think, you might wanna check the website. read more

I had never been to a strip club and I must say I really enjoyed this place. Attractive dancers, beautiful setting, and great customer service. read more

This is the best strip bar I have ever been to, and I have been to a lot. The girls are friendly and attractive, the food is phenomenal and priced right. It is actually a farm-to-table operation, and they do it right. The bartenders are the sweetest people you will ever meet, all of them and particularly Nina. If you have a bad time here, it is your own fault, because the place is awesome! Millstream is the closest thing there is to a family strip bar, I think I will become a regular read more

Every once in a while you go out for drinks with the boys and it turns in to a "one for the ages" type of evening. This is exactly what happened to me and my crew when we ended up here. The bartender Nina Bina had us cracking up and throwing back shots. This place is awesome and a go to spot for a good time with the fellas. The girls were on point as well! read more

Not your typical strip club. Place is nice, girls were friendly and hot. Lots of variety if that's your thing. It was taco tuesday so I got free tacos with my dance. Kinda weird but good tacos and I'll definitely be getting dances again. Then the bartender gave me a free ticket to the big 30th anniversary party they're having there Saturday. I didn't even know this place was here. Great bartender. Candace? Anyway she was hilarious. Beer prices were fair. It was 2 for 1. Might come back to party after the game Thursday. Let's go Os! read more

I give the girls that work here a 2 out of 10. The facility was ok, however I've seen much better establishments. Drinks were also very weak. read more

Wow, what a mess. Desperate ladies. Weak service. All while attempting to judge where the money is. They are so far off the mark that I wonder if the owner has done this before. Amateurs from the top down. read more

**So I finally got around to opening up a YELP account. Looking forward to sharing information. Below is my review that I placed on a review site just for strip clubs. In short, based on the other reviews this place is going down fast. And I for one am voting with my feet and will not return any time soon. So this is a follow up review to my November visit. The quality of the girls have gone down significantly. And they had one overweight dancer; how they allowed her to dance there is beyond me. Sorry, got to tell it like it is. This visit was not as good as the first for several reasons: 1. The bar staff girl named Micki and Kate are unprofessional. Kate is texting away as if she is not at work. I had to ask Kate for another drink each time I finished; patiently waiting 10+ minutes and then walking right past me not asking me if I want another drink. Very frustrating, especially when I tipped her well several times before. Micki at the bar same story. Seriously, if you don't want to be in the service industry--stay home. 2. They were having some special event--Burlesque show. The security guard told me it was free before 8pm. Not the case; they asked me if I was staying for the show and if so, $10 dollars. There was no show worth seeing. 3. I have found another strip club the same distance from where I live where the girls are way hotter. I am not going to say which one to keep this review from appearing bias; simply put, there are better clubs out there. This club that I like to frequent has on their website free passes and the staff can give you free passes; I got plenty from the bartender. Apparently, they have names on the back so it keeps track of who is promoting the club. 4. I had the chicken noodle at Millstream. Worst soup I ever had in my life. Seriously. If the owner is reading this please try the soup for yourself. No taste and oily. In summary, I liked this place a lot when I first started coming last summer or so because it was laid back and friendly. Now their seems to be an air of tension between management and the dancers, leading the better girls to just pack up and leave. Oh to continue on with the downward trend--I saw the other review stating the steamed shrimp was delicious. IT WAS!!! No longer on the menu though. read more