Here's a 100+ word Yelp review you can use: The Old River Monte Carlo is one of my favorite stops, especially when we're heading out to the lake or coming back home after a long day on the water. It's the perfect place to relax, grab a great meal, and enjoy a cold drink. The burgers are always fresh, juicy, and cooked just right, and the fries are the perfect side. The atmosphere is laid-back and welcoming, making it easy to kick back with friends and family. The staff is always friendly and provides great service every time we visit. Whether you're passing through, spending the day at the lake, or just looking for a local spot with good food and a fun atmosphere, I highly recommend The Old River Monte Carlo. We'll definitely keep making this one of our regular stops. read more

I stopped by a few hours after they opened just to grab a quick drink and maybe something to eat before continuing on my trip north. The bartender seemed nice, but a little inexperienced. She had maybe three tables total, including mine, and I waited around 20 minutes before she came over to offer me a drink.. by that point, I was already getting up to leave. I let her know I appreciated it and understood she was busy, but I was in a bit of a rush, so I wished her a good day and left. I'm hoping to come back eventually and actually try the food and drinks.. but for now, this is really all I have to go off of. read more

The Old River Monte Carlo - Dive Bars Near Me - Bakersfield, California

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My son picked up a personal sized pepperoni pizza for me and I was surprised at how delicious it was! Definitely will be ordering in the future. Check them out! You can also order online! read more

The Old River Monte Carlo - Personal sized pepperoni pizza was delicious - Dive Bars Near Me - Bakersfield, California

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Owner/Bartender was cool. Hamburgers were the bomb and the ambiance was chill. It seems like a local hangout. Was hungry and wanted a burger and a beer. Sure didn't disappoint. Would definitely be back when driving through the hot hell hole of Bakersfield. read more

The Old River Monte Carlo - Sat at the bar. - Dive Bars Near Me - Bakersfield, California

We found this wonderful place a couple years ago and just really love the place. The pizzas are out of this world! They have burgers that are really good also. Tonight we tried the 4 item appetizer platter, there was so much on the platter. The owner and family along with the staff are really great. Highly recommended! read more

The Old River Monte Carlo - Shrimp, curly fries, chicken tenders and zucchini sticks. - Dive Bars Near Me - Bakersfield, California

I had an afternoon to myself and a photo assignment to take pictures of architecture. There are a lot of interesting buildings in Kern County and I remembered the Old river Monte Carlo. It's a bit of a drive on Taft Hwy, but it really paid off. I got there just as they opened. Prince, the owner's son, invited me in and took my order. His father was on the grill that afternoon. I got the cheeseburger with fries and a lemonade. I took some photos while I waited for the food. It's a real honky tonk of a building. There is wood everywhere along with old farm equipment, signs, and one-dollar bills that folks have signed and attached to the wall. There is a full bar, beer on tap. They host line dancing on Wednesday night and karaoke on Thursday nights. There are two pool tables to enjoy. The food arrived, and it was delicious. They use Harris Ranch Angus beef in their burgers. The toppings were fresh. The portions were generous. All this is for under $10. While I ate, I learned that the construction of the Monte Carlo took place in the 1890s. Think about it - 134 years. Did they even have nails back then? ;) I recommend you take the short drive to the Old River Monte Carlo and enjoy the history of the place. They should give tours of the upstairs. read more

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This is absolutely by far the worst costomer service I have ever experienced tonight both bartenders are horrifically rude and disrespectfu!! it was truly such a bad choice of entertainment and a place to get drinks for a go away get together straight ridiculous service, 0 star absolute 00000 read more

I call this an All American Bar! The staff was exceptional, the food hit the spot and the beer was cold. After a long day of work this is the place to enjoy conversations with the locals. You can feel the history in that bar when you enter and that's my type of bar. 10/10 would recommend! read more

The Old River Monte Carlo - Dive Bars Near Me - Bakersfield, California

Place has definitely been around awhile. It was great for a Thursday pit stop passing through town. Prince was welcoming as we got there right at 1pm when it opened. There were a few regulars. The atmosphere is definitely dive bar with charm. The double cheeseburger was massive and wonderful. The chicken wings were cooked perfectly. I would absolutely be back if I lived near by. read more

Great service and the best pizza. Owners John and Prince are the absolute best people. Line dance there every Wednesday at 6:30pm with John Haskell's class. read more

Tasty Appetizers, Amazing Pizza, and a great retro rustic ambiance. Had the pleasure of speaking with some of the family who own and operate and they were kind and very welcoming. Large comfortable seating areas for having fun with your friend groups of any size. read more

The Old River Monte Carlo - It's a family run place - Dive Bars Near Me - Bakersfield, California

Just had lunch there for the first time, still no complaints, the pizza is cooked to perfection and service is very special! The only thing, the lunch crowd is not as loud as dinner, but who cares, it's the food and service that matters! read more

I cannot say enough GREAT things about Old River Monte Carlo! They have GREAT food! I consider the pizza to be THEE BEST I've ever experienced but everything on the menu is great - trust me, my whole family agrees! The atmosphere is SO welcoming. So many T.V's for all the games! You can have the whole family dine in as they have a section for dining. I recommend this place for all! read more

Still hands down the best pizza in town. The owners are still the sweetest in the world. Karaoke is booming. Lots of smiles. Only thing to add is you gotta try a burger too! read more

The bartender didn't acknowledge our group at all! Even standing at the bar she passed us three times and never said a word. She refused to come to our table. The owner asked if we wanted another beer and made her bring them to us. then she didn't bring me change. The club sandwiches were not good. Loved the bar itself but it needs a huge overhaul and that includes a new bartender. This was Tuesday the 5th. If we were a guy the bartender would have given us service read more

This is one of the best bars and restaurants in Bakersfield. Old school building with modern conveniences, and the food and service is awesome. Great staff like my friends the owners Prince Joshon and his father. All around I 100% recommend this bar and the restaurant to anyone who wants to have a great night on the town. read more

The Old River Monte Carlo - Dive Bars Near Me - Bakersfield, California

We absolutely love the pizza here!! The staff is very friendly. We have recommended this place to our family and friends. read more

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Definitely a hole in the wall type of place. I've only started coming as of recently but my in-laws have been going there for years. They were not joking when they said the pizza was amazing. I did not expect to have such a delicious pizza and food so far out. Friday nights are definitely a vibe. We like to go and watch karaoke and have a few buckets of beer on their happy hour special and just have a good time. Prince, he is a joy. He is always so nice and welcoming. I am not sure if he's the owner or not but he definitely helps a lot with the vibe and making it feel like you're around family. I definitely recommend this place to everybody I know and have been introducing it to a lot of my close friends and family since. read more

The Old River Monte Carlo - a bucket full of beer bottles - Dive Bars Near Me - Bakersfield, California

I have driven by this business my whole life! This was my very first time in my mid 30's! I came Halloween weekend for my brothers bday and people were dressed up and there was a live rock band playing. This place gets busy! I can see why. The service is so sweet and OMG the pizza is so freaking good!!!! I love places like this! I do not live close by anymore, but I'll come again when I can! Come try this pizza! I promise it will not disappoint! read more

We've come to eat pizza 3 times this month and every time it's cooked perfectly . They put a lot of toppings and its delicious. This is our new spot for pizza. read more

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I had been waiting try this place out after all the good reviews I read about the pizza me and my husband walked in on a Thursday night around 7 there was about 12 people in there and we walked by the pool table to sit down and when passing the pool table one of ladies had said oh they can wait. I didn't want to assume that she was talking about us but after waiting like 10 minutes we got up to leave I noticed it was the bartender/waitress that had been the one who made the comment. Seemed like they didn't care if we were her or not, been wanting to try this place but not going to waste time or money regardless of how good the pizza is, id rather have sorry pizza and great service then have great pizza with no service at all. To each his own. read more

Amazing service, great beer & spirits selection, and amazing prices. A gem of south west Bakersfield. read more

The Old River Monte Carlo - Large combination pizza - Dive Bars Near Me - Bakersfield, California

To let you know I'm one of the folks that was born and raised in this bar. My family's been drinking at this establishment since the 1940s. I remember many times sitting in the corner eating peanut m&M's and drinking cherry cokes served by Jeannie May while my dad drink beer and carried on with his crew of farmers oilfield workers and other such blue color types. Well flash forward to today along with the many changes. After a change of hands in ownership, the new owners have came in and improved a few things and yet kept the same feel of the place. The one thing they added was a better kitchen, some more tables and a few other odds and ends. The upstairs is still not being used or utilized. Though rumors still persist that it's been haunted for many years. It's still a good place to go visit and hang out for a little while. I will return countless of times to catch a few bands perform there and have a cold beer. read more

Nice place way outside of Bakersfield on Taft Highway. The owners are friendly and so is the people that come in. They have great pizza also if you're hungry. read more

Social If you're in the Bakersfield area and looking for a fun night out, I highly recommend checking out the Monte Carlo Saloon. Located off Old River Rd and State Hwy 119, this hidden gem is a must-visit spot for anyone who enjoys a great atmosphere, delicious food, and friendly service. From the moment you step inside, you can feel the warm and welcoming ambiance of the Monte Carlo Saloon. The owner, John, and his son Prince, along with the beautiful bartender Mattie, go above and beyond to make sure their guests have a fantastic experience. They are incredibly friendly and attentive, making you feel like a part of their family. Now, let's talk about the food. The menu at Monte Carlo Saloon offers a variety of mouth-watering options. there's something for everyone. I highly recommend trying their -boneless wings absolutely delicious! And of course, what's a night out without some tasty drinks? The drinks at Monte Carlo Saloon are expertly crafted and bursting with flavor. Whether you prefer a classic cocktail or a specialty drink, you won't be disappointed. And if you're feeling adventurous, their bartenders are happy to make a custom drink just for you. But what truly sets the Monte Carlo Saloon apart is the impeccable service. Not only do they serve fantastic food and drinks, but they also provide an unforgettable experience. The staff goes out of their way to make sure everyone is having a good time and are always there for a friendly chat or a joke. One of my favorite parts of the night was the karaoke. The atmosphere was lively and fun, and everyone was encouraged to let loose and have a good time. Prince, the owner's son, even joined in on the singing, making the night even more memorable. So, if you're looking for a fantastic night out with great people, delicious food, and stellar service, the Monte Carlo Saloon is the place to be. With its friendly atmosphere, amazing food and drinks, and fun activities like karaoke, you're guaranteed to have a fantastic time. I can't wait to go back to the Monte Carlo Saloon and make more unforgettable memories. read more

Walked in walked out within 10 minutes. People didn't seem to want to wait in us they even voiced it. Even felt a bit racist and I never play that card. Would definitely not recommend this joint. Sucks cuz we wanted to try this place for a while. read more

Bartenders were so friendly and the bar was poppin' definitely will be back for some drinks. Bartender Megan was quick and got our drinks to us right away. Awesome experience! read more

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The Monte Carlo is our favorite place to go. The food is delicious and the bartenders always make it a great time! It's a fun, upbeat atmosphere with belly dancing, line dancing, karaoke, and live bands. I love my Saturday nights hanging out with the bartenders Jasmine, Jean, Maddie, Sami, and Zina! Go check it out and grab a pizza and bucket of beer. read more

This an old gem of Bakersfield, stopped in after a hike at Wild-wolves. It was a Friday around 9PM busy but not so crazy. They have some great bands that come thru, (not sure the name of the live band that night), but they were really good. I love the updates they have made, service was good. Looking forward to coming back soon. read more

The Old River Monte Carlo - Dive Bars Near Me - Bakersfield, California

Hadn't been to Monte Carlo club in 25 years, and to my surprise the place is great. Huge dance floor in front of stage. Spread out darts, and pool tables. Just wish wasn't such a drive from Northeast Bako. Time to start using Uber. read more

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AMAZING spot! Make sure you stop here for a drink, bite to eat, or a game of pool. We stopped in for a tasty Bloody Mary on our drive back home to the Bay Area and had a great experience. The bar is adorable and the customer service and staff are awesome. Our bartender was so so welcoming and kind and made sure we were taken care of. Support this family business and historic local spot!! If we lived closer we'd be in every day. read more

My favorite bar in Bakersfield. Out in the boondocks, it's an old historic building. It's just a simple no bs bar. Cheap cold beers, jukebox and nice people. I don't want too many people to know about this place cause I want to keep it to myself. read more

This was my 3rd time being at this place. Usually I get very good service. The worst services I have ever gotten. I came in didn't get any services till I flagged an older man down. Then after We finished our beer a younger girl came over took my sisters and my drink and didn't ask if we wanted another. When the older guy FINALLY came back he ask if we wanted to close out our tabs. Of course I said yes took my check and left. I had family down from San Diego and it was embarrassing for them to be ignored. Next time I'll show them a better place. (We were there 2 hours and only had 1 drink) read more

Almost was not going to review this because I do not want everyone on to the best dive in Bakersfield. Out in dairy country. Smells like it, too. Great band. Everyone bellowing out Friends in Low Places, by Garth, when it comes on jukebox. Like a beer garden. Won't tell you the tab for the whole night. Ridiculously cheap. Wear your boots and rattiest jeans. Take an uber if you're going to get drunk. Drive off the road, and they will find you a week later in an irrigation ditch. Big party-down scene for the in-the-knows and the clueless. read more

The Old River Monte Carlo - Dive Bars Near Me - Bakersfield, California

Came out to see the Fireball Express play. Nice big dance floor! Pool tables and darts! Great hang out spot! We will be back even if another band is playing! read more

Drove by yesterday afternoon and the Sysco food delivery truck was making a delivery. Drove by this afternoon and the OPEN sign was lite. Can't wait to try it out. Post read more

It's Bakersfield. Don't charge coastal prices for drinks. This is the shi*ty Valley. Come on.

One simply has to go to appreciate the "Carlo". Anytime I have visitors out from Denver, this is the first place they wont to go once all business is completed. My best friend and I usually go about once per month (always with a designated driver or plans to euber (sp ??)). Bobby and his wife Bobby run the Carlo. They put up with ZERO negative behaviors which is a + + + !. Band is exceptional if one likes Country or Country Rock. Dance floor is fairly large so if you feel the need to do the :"Sprinkler / Bazooka". you can easily do so. Again, you will have try it to fully understand. '...I love this bar, its my kind of place...". read more

Went on New Year's Eve. Got my drinks. Service was mediocre at best. I was DD so it was pretty annoying waiting at the bar getting my friends drinks. Well, woke up today and realized that they had ADDED THEMSELVES A TIP ON OUR RECEIPTS!!! We signed for a total of $19 and woke up today to a charge of $23!! Use cash or go somewhere else because these people WILL rob you. We're currently talking to the bank trying to get that refunded because the terrible service did not warrant any kind of tip that night. read more

Fantastic venue out in the sticks. This is not a LA joint, as people are here to have fun, no attitudes. Great building btw, and the crowd is great. We went to see "The Aviators" which kicked butt! Would definitely go again. read more