No G Train reviews since 2021? Everyone was more focused on the L-pocalypse. Glad I showed up. The open gangway trains have me in the mood for a camcorder remake of Snowpiercer or maybe that scene in The Last Days of Disco. Hat tip to another rider: there's a nice breeze. Is this better because you can escape easier from subway evildoers or is it worse because miscreants can be more mobile? Please add your thoughts in the comment section! At least you can ease the boredom of that long ride from LIC to Greenpoint and get in your daily steps. read more

It took 45 minutes to go from 82nd Jackson Heights to Jefferson on the l line Brooklyn. No problems. read more

Ride the G train; Have few complaints. Doesn't get much better; Look for the Green. No trains ahead; F train behind? And you know that MTA Boggles the mind This old engine Makes it on time Leaves Church Ave Station Almost all of the time Hits Court Square Junction In under 60 After at most ten You know it's trav'lin again read more

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G is for grief! Effective June 27, 2010 MTA has shorten the G train's blood line which ends at Court Square in Long Island City, Queens as it was once operating on part-time basis to Forest Hills as its final destination. G Train gives immense grief to riders as you'll be waiting for an eternity for the next train if missing the current one. G Train, like its cousin C train, which both operates local contains only four short cars not the standard eight cars per train. G = GOOD GRIEF! Occassionally I would ride the G as a secondary back-up means of conveyance transporting me to my former residence of Forest Hills, Queens. read more

Dear G train, I have this love-hate relationship with you. I have this toxic dependent relationship with you. I can't live with you. I can't live without you. I trash you all the time. I compare you to the other trains. I make you feel bad about yourself. But time and time again, I crawl back to you. I need you. But then when I find something better, I leave you. But these days, I need you. You're my only ticket to LIC. So I try to be nice to you. I try to say nice things to you. Our relationship will go on for another 15 months. And then I'll leave you. Only to come back to you. Gosh how I love complicated relationships. It is the only thing that ever made me tick. Your Fickle Lover, Vee read more

G *#$%^& Train. I took the G for years- and trust me, I do not miss it... This has got to be the worst line in the entire subway system (with the L running neck and neck) Filthy stations, whacked out riders and a total lack of service. I have to admit though, it was the most interesting 5 stop ride I ever made... I used to love standing there waiting for the G and 5 G's would pass going the other way. Never could figure that out. It didn't matter what side of the tracks I was on, it was always the wrong side. It does serve a vital purpose, too bad it is so nasty. read more

The G Train is no scrub...but you'd think otherwise from reading some of these reviews! Apparently those Yelpers don't want no scrubs*, a scrub is train that can't get no love from them. Sad, really. I ride the G train every weekday and it's not that bad. Look, is it only four cars long? Yes. Does it get packed during rush hours? Yes, but compared to the 4 or the F trains, it's not that bad. When they do construction on the weekend, can it take you 90 minutes for a trip that should be 15? Sure. But consider this... Without the G train, how would older hipsters make the trek from Park Slope to Williamsburg? Without the G train, how would the younger hipsters from Williamsburg be able to mock the older hipsters who now push strollers while still trying to wear their skinny jeans and ironic facial hair? How would I know what's happening in the world of Polish entertainment if I wasn't able to read the glossy Warsaw-equivalent of "Us Weekly" over the shoulders of the women who get on the train at Nassau and Greenpoint? Come on folks, embrace the G train. It's 21 stations of fun (or it will be when Smith-9th st opens back up-for now it's just 20). The G train's lookin like class, not looking like trash.** ___________________ *also known as a buster ** and of course, here's the link to the original video for TLC's "No Scrubs". RIP Left Eye, we miss you. http://youtu.be/Av7m_Pgt1S8 read more

I tried this train sometimes. I think the stops I used were Nassau and Greenpoint. It's definitely a Brooklyn train. Although, L train is more useful to get into Manhattan. BROOKLYNNNN read more

Oh G train. Why hast thou forsaken me? In *theory* you're super cool. What a brilliant idea: a train that never goes into Manhattan (the only one too) and is crosstown between the County of Kings and the County of Queens! Beautiful. Now, not so much. You extended your service to Church Ave., which is awesome, but I live one more stop south of Church. Somewhat convenient for going to Williamsburg or Greenpoint, yes...but you cease operation at Court Sq. on the weekends (I think). And, at night now you run in two sections--from Forest Hills to Bedford-Nostrand and from BN to Church Ave., and every thirty minutes at 12:30. Huh? Also, can someone---anyone---please tell me what will happen when the MTA dismantles the Smith and 9th St. stop on the F/G?? Sigh. If I wanted to use an scientific calculator on my commute to figure out your schedule, then I would've put one in my purse. read more

I really don't mind the G train in the way that some other people do. I live off the Bedford/Nostrand stop and don't really wanna move away from the G. Of course, I have the option of walking a few more blocks and taking the A/C, which is really nbd, but I mostly use the G. Like my love for shittastic LaGuardia Airport - trusty in its untrustworthiness - I think I like the G because not unlike a virgin, the G will come eventually no matter what - and when it does you always (well, almost always) know where its going. For a while, Carroll Street was closed, but I took it from there last night and it was just fine. And besides, from the G you can connect to the F, which takes you to Coney Island/Brighton Beach, aka my favourite place in New York. I have worn a vikiing helmet on the G at 2am. I have ridden the G train of shame at 7am on a Saturday morning. I have been late picking my mom up at Grand Central because of the G. Many an Occupy protest started with a trip on the G train. When I first moved here, my cousin took me halfway to Queens before realizing we got on on the wrong side of the G train track. I wouldn't change the G train for the world. read more

The G Train - Occupied G - Public Transportation Near Me

The G-Train is pretty cool it runs from Church Avenue/ Kengiston section of Brooklyn Transfer available to the F train or the B35 bus at Church Avenue. To Court Square / Long Island City section of Queens Transfer available to the 7,E,M-Trains. This train only has subway 5 carts is only a Two Borough subway line to Queens and Brooklyn. During weekday rush hour this subway line gets very crowded. its major stop in Brooklyn is the Hoyt-Schermhorn street station in the Downtown Brooklyn / Fort Greene area -Fulton street Mall area and Transfer is Available to the A , C- Trains. and Fulton street station is closer to the Barclays stadium a 5-10 minute walk to Atlantic & Flatbush Avenues and the Apple store and the Williamsburg clock condo building on Flatbush Avenue and at the Fulton street G-train station is close to the Atlantic Avenue terminal mall -2,3,45,B,Q,R,N-Trains and the Long Island Rail Road Trains at Atlantic Terminal Mall. and The G-train gets crowded at Metropolitan street transfer available to the L-Train. I love riding the G-train ( lime green logo train) this train has beautiful views to offer in Brooklyn borough as well. !!!! P.S. 1. you can transfer to the B44 ,B38 bus at the Nostrand & Bedford Avenue train station !!!!! (G-train ,line) 2.(B38- bus at Dekalb Avenue or Lafayette street- it depends on which direction you're going). 3.(B44-bus at Nostrand avenue for south Brooklyn direction, or north Brooklyn Bedford avenue B44-bus direction). on the Nostrand Avenue - Bedford Avenue , G-Train line 4.The, Broadway Train stop on the G-Train line, its pretty close to Woodhull Hospital - Medical Center . 5. Pratt Institute - College ( Near the B54 bus) , Bishop Loughlin High School and Saint Joseph college , Aldephi University -B.K. campus .its closer to the Clinton - Washington Avenue, Train station .on the G-Train line ! read more

This train is the shortest (only 4 cars), dirtiest, most unreliable train i have ever been on. Riding this train is like a game of Russian Roulette. You never know when the line is gonna crap out on you and leave you stranded somewhere in bed stuy or Long island city. Sometimes it runs further than expected, but you wont know until its too late since the speaker doesnt work and whenever you can hear the conductor, it sounds like they are speaking with their mouth directly on the mic. This train was my sole source of transportation until i discovered the L. G Train, why do you exist? Answer: To make you Miserable, Monique read more

There are some days in which I hate the MTA and riding the G train certainly doesn't help. I've had the displeasure of having to ride this train at night and missing it on more than one occasion. I understand the need to have this train for the sake of connecting Brooklyn and Queens, but I wish it ran more often. I'm glad to know that now the G trains have some new updated cars. That beats the smelly ones that used to crowd this line of trains. I'll more tempted to opt for a cab before having to resort to this mess of a subway line. God help the G Line read more

Five Stars For G train because it manages to have us discussing about it all the time : ) As a friend successfully stated it makes us happy twice a day ; ) + recently people work a lot for it : ) http://gloriousgtrainseries.blogspot.com/ We ride it and we are proud about it : P Keep up G train we love you : ) http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=294801115503&ref=nf for facebook G-Lory ;) read more

The G Train - Classon Avenue (G) - Public Transportation Near Me

How have I not reviewed this line? I loathe, hate & despise the G train with a passion. First off, it's got fewer cars than the other trains. Second, you have to wait an eternity for it. If you have a smartphone & downloaded the Embark app, it is a little better since you can at least find out if you're waiting 5 minutes or 20 for the next train to depart. Without it, though, that wait SUCKS. Third, if you're taking this train during rush hour you WILL get crushed by the volume and weight of the other passengers. I did this once; it was even worse than being on the L during morning rush hour. Whenever I can avoid this train, I do so. I feel very sorry for anyone who has to rely on it as their primary subway. God help you all. read more

I've never heard of this train before--I'm more of an L&M kinda guy. I look at my phone to see a video I took of myself running up and down the empty car the other night. *Screenshot of vid uploaded* I don't even know where I got on or off... maybe this is what led me to Bagelsmith? The world may never know. It gets 3 stars for being remarkably clean and for making me smile at hearing my drunk-self say, "WTF is the G Train, I don't even know?!" :-/ read more

Meh. It's a lot more consistent than the F train on the weekends. I'll give it that. Never really had any problems with it coming fast or speed getting to where I needed to. Better than most trains in NYC. read more

The G Train - Public Transportation Near Me

i took the g train for the first time to meet my football sunday in greenpoint and wow its was a short trip.i took the 7 train at grand central station to the court sq station in queens and took the g train to greenpoint station in brooklyn.the g line has 21 stations between queens and brooklyn with the latter having the most stations. from court sq in queens to church st in brooklyn the almost 12 mile trip aint that bad especially if you only have 2 train stops(me). it can get a bit crowded as this line has less train cars and if you miss a train you may wait a bit. overall the g train line works for me going to greenpoint in less then 15 minutes. read more

This should have been called Path Train. We may be similar in many ways: aloof, always late, dirty. Yet, why must we share the same name? G, you're making me look bad. read more

The G Train is a great train. It will take you from Williamsburg to Red Hook. From Fort Green to Long Island City. It will be relatively clean. It will be uncrowded. It will show up on time and get you where you need to go in a pleasant fashion. But, one day. One day the G Train will fuck you. Hard. It will ruin your whole goddamn day. It will make you take a shuttle and transfer you to a bus and make you late for everything the rest of your life. The next day the G will show up and act like no big deal. read more

Upon moving to Bed-Stuy I was absolutely petrified that living off the G train would be like trying to get around on a retarded sloth. But you know what? It's not like trying to ride a retarded sloth at all. Or even a normal, fully-functional sloth. It's like riding a little pony. And I can dig that. It's cute and tiny and can't go everywhere that other trains can... but it's still a train. And it's pretty close to the F and the A/C (at least from the Bed.-Nost. stop,) so, it's not like THAT much more time is wasted by having to transfer to another train for Manhattan service. G train, so long as you can continue to get me to work in 20 minutes and get my drunk ass home by 4:00 AM, we're totally gonna be bffs. And besides... does anyone know of a train that has consistently good service? The MTA doesn't really do "consistent" or "good" all that well period. read more

This train is underrated and misunderstood. For one, the G is extremely consistent--just download an app like iTrans and look at the schedule. The G is almost always on-time, partially BECAUSE it doesn't enter Manhattan and deal with merging with a mess of other routes. It only shares tracks with one other line for a fairly small portion of its route, and the spacing is wide enough that it doesn't have congestion or bunching issues. The population growth in the parts of Brooklyn the G train serves means that it is having trouble keeping up with demand--especially since the MTA only has enough cars to run 4-car sets. So it can get a little crowded, which should hopefully be relieved once the MTA takes delivery of its newest order of cars (a few years out). Downsides: - It can be a DISASTER on the weekends, but what MTA line isn't? NYC requires planning ahead. - They should have better signage on the platform to indicate where it will stop. Insider tips: - Look for the little "4" or "S" sign hanging from the ceiling along the platform. That indicates to the train operator where the front of the train is to stop. - You can easily walk from the Fulton Street station to the subway or LIRR at Atlantic Avenue. It's silly to have to leave the system, but the G train was never the popular kid. And seriously, get a schedule app. If you're reading Yelp, you're probably a hipster, ergo you definitely have a smartphone. read more

We have a weird relationship, G train and I. I am annoyed at this line yet I'm upset when people other than me laughs and make fun of it, specially those who don't or rarely ride the G. (You don't ride it, so you don't own it... mmmmokayy?) The whole idea of a line that connects interboroughly (is that even a word?) without the need to go into Manhattan is wonderful but the performance of the realized idea is very poor. The G line is not bad during the regular weekday hours, but sucks on late nights and weekends, it is horrible during constructions. Sure, constructions are for improvements but how long will it take? 2035? By that time teleportation devices should be ready.... G train also gets no love, always the last to get improvements, to get new cars, to get A FREAKING TIMER in the station. Seriously, G train needs/deserves a timer more than any other lines at this point. So... install them for frack's sake MTA! read more

Dear G train: I recently moved to San Francisco. I can't believe I was ever annoyed with you. If you were part of SF's Muni, you would easily be at the top of your class. You're actually pretty zippy during the day, and even nights and weekends are, well, better than a lot of SF transit, that's for sure. If you moved here, I would even promise not to grumble when you do that weird thing where you split into two lines and make people transfer to the other part halfway through, which you do like every other weekend for some reason. Don't worry about it, G train, all is forgiven. Sigh. read more

Maybe it's just me, but this has to be one of the most miserable lines the MTA is responsible for. The best thing about it? It comes to a dead halt at Court Square, an admirable destination. Otherwise, what's the reason for garbled and unintelligible speech from that comes over the intercom announcing stations -- apparently made by someone bored with their job --that is pretty much indecipherable? Why no subway map or LED display showing stations and connections? You know, a few of those modern conveniences most subways in the world had 25 years ago. It's like 1984 on this one. And the weird thought behind connections to other lines in and around the square that makes up the Hoyt Schermerhorn and Union St. terminals. It's like a maze for rats designed to keep you lost. It could have been a grand terminal making connections easy and quicker for all. But no. The stations at least have displays telling you when the next train is arriving, I'll give it that. Otherwise, when I'm in the city, I think twice before heading anywhere on this miserable thing. There, I've ranted at a subway station, words no one will read. I feel better. It's OK, we'll all make it. You can go back to your soy latte now. read more

I like the G train, I do but seriously this train still has four cars? I don't really take this train very often but I usually do when I need to go to Greenpoint or Williamsburg. I have always and will always day until it is an right our ten train car that if you are looking for a quick cardio fix, please take this train! LOL! In 2013, I remember leaving my tattoo consultation and I needed to take this train two stops to Court Square and I had to wait twenty five minutes just for another train to take me to an area in Queens that would have only taken five minutes if that. I ran as I saw the train there and the conductor smiled as he closed the door and saw me running to make that train. Do they get a kick out of this shit? And this was around the time that fare was increased to $2.50. The train gets very crowded at Metropolitan Avenue and Hoyt-Schermerhorn streets and for what reason? Tom Prendergast, please use the revenue that you get every year to upgrade this line please! Yes, it's effective but it's too slow. You are truly better off walking. read more

G Train: You are the most curious form of mass transit I've ever experienced. You defy the laws of logic with your odd shenanigans like the classic, 'No matter what side of the track I'm on 3 trains will come by on the other side before mine does'; or who can forget the good old 'Why are there more rats down here than people?', bit; Or possibly the best part of the G Train "experience" would be watching people who've never taken the G before stand at one end of the station or the other, assuming it's a normal-size train only to have to run like they are being chased by a Saber-Toothed Tiger when the train comes barrelling into the station, it's Napoleonic 4 car length flying past them to show them the folly of their choice in transportation. I must admit that when I first moved here, I was slightly smitten with your old-world charm evidenced by things like never showing up at the same time twice, kind of like that one drunk uncle that awkwardly shows up at the family reunion halfway through dinner; or the fact that you seem to have chosen people missing half of their tongue and with a Brooklyn accent so thick even God couldn't understand what they're saying barking out the next stop; maybe it's the fact that for some reason the first door on the first car on the Queens-bound side always closes while people are still getting on the train at the Metropolitan Ave stop. Your mysteries will always hold a special place in my heart, right alongside the first time I thought I might have an STD. read more

This hellishly annoying excuse for a train should be opened up and made into a Lazy-river-style moat so that in winter we can ice skate to Queens and in Summer we can all get polio swimming there - and it would STILL be more efficient than it is as a train. I have sat on this train counting stops because i was reading - only to realize i was in some god forsaken parallel universe where the train only travels back and forth between five stops and you have to get out and transfer (to another G) to go beyond those 5 stops...WTF read more

I call this the "Unicorn Train". People say that it's real, but no one has seen it. Little girls have posters of this on walls and on notebooks. This was even the obsession of Christine Taylor in the movie, "Dodgeball". I have the option to take this train which is a 2-3 min bus ride from my place to it's origin, Church Ave in Brooklyn to get to Williamsburg. I choose to take the N into Manhattan to Union Square and take the L from there. Why do I choose the longer route? Cause this train never comes! You often see this while you are in a drunken state, but you think to yourself that it's only a mirage. I love the trains here in NYC, but this one needs major improvement! read more

I was told what to expect and I didn't believe them. I thought you'd be different with me. I defended you. "Oh, the G gets a bad rap! It's never been a problem for me!" And then, these past few weekends, I came to understand what everyone had tried to tell me. Why, G? Why were you full of drunk bums shouting what I can only assume were Polish insults at me? Why did you make me change trains at Bedford-Nostrand? Why didn't you go past Hoyt-Schermerhorn? I understand wanting to keep me on my toes, but this is just cruel. read more

Ode to G Train- (written aboard it) I walk out the door- I in Greenpoint I light up last nights 1/2 smoked joint next stop we got Nassau ave. Got a long way to go, but i gots to use the lav Next stop now, we at Metropolitan Im hungry- thinkin bout a slice of Neopolitan Fittingly, fly girl sits down at Broadway A hobo comes, then the broad dips away This stop reminds me of water rushing Damn I gotta go, and we only at Flushing My favorite stop is called Myrtle Willoughby If this girl says no, I gott a freak next to me After we done, she ax me, "where the Lexus be?" I said, "Who needs dat, we ride the G in luxury" big up to Biggie, Stoppin in Bed Stuy train shake like sasquatch feet, no lie this guy, looks like a mythical creature sittin down, we got a Jew And a christian preacher Mad amounts of Peeps, but none with lastin fasion go around the bend, we must passin Classon Mad whites think they're safe at Clinton Only if yo names Bill Clinton On the approach, I see Fulton Street We are all distinguished riders of the G Train elite Next and last for me is Shermerhorn and I think Is she Lady madonna? or just a woman scorn? So much to think bout when on that green train make you think like you older, or maybe with dat teen brain But its better than walking outside in the mean rain Im runnin up the steps, try to find the nearest drain read more

I am so sick to death of all the people hating on the G Train. Yes, I have had some bad G train experiences ... but how does that differ from like ANY OTHER TRAIN IN THE NYC MTA SYSTEM? Tell me. the G is the ONLY train in the whole system that connects Brooklyn and Queens directly, it's the only train that connects williamsburg/greenpoint and points south like fort greene, carroll gardens, etc. In short, it might be spotty at night, but i can name you 4 or 5 brooklyn trains where I've had much worse waits and problems with much more demoralizing stations to wait in. What about the goddamn L train people? everybody is dying to live on the L -- oh yeah, except the 8 months out of the year that shit runs on insanely overcrowded 3rd world shuttle bus on the weekend. In conclusion -- if you're gonna hate on the G train, please do me and all the other people who take it and appreciate it every day a favor and move your ass to manhattan. or jersey. read more

I just saw a pan of this train and had to respond with my own review. First off, just because a train doesn't serve Manhattan doesn't mean it's "useless". This smacks of the same Manhattanitis that prevents some "friends" from ever visiting my neck of the woods out here in Brooklyn (and you should come: we haven't been overrun by Starbucks, 7-11 and Chase Bank [yet]). I've used the G train off and on for over 15 years and believe me, it's much better these days. It actually does run on schedule. It now extends to Church Avenue (yay!). it used to go all the way to Forest Hills or Jamaica or somewhere out there, but when it did, you couldn't rely on it anyway. If you're taking it to LIC (Court Sq) add in a few minutes due to congestion from the trains turning around (like I said, it didn't originally terminate there and I doubt it's designed to do so). The weekend breaks in service are partly due to Sandy (hello, flooding of millions of gallons of seawater?) and partially a mystery: why one has to change trains in Bed-Stuy I have no idea. However, the same complaint can be made about virtually all of the lines over the weekends. But the G doesn't go to Manhattan, it's one of the few lines that isn't a slave to Manhattan, and that's a good thing. The trolleys are gone, RIP, long live the G train. read more

Dear G Train, People talk a lot of shit about you, but I want you to know I've got your back. I know you're shorter than the other trains and you've never been to Manhattan, but you're there for me during rush hour and always have a seat ready for me. Hang in there. Between the Haldol and Latisse, I think your luck is about to change. xo, j read more

Listen G train, long this time I have been acquainted with you...I have not ever really appreciated you. Mainly because you seem to be a practical joke my university is playing on me for skipping orientation. Now that I am graduating in 9 days and will only have the supreme pleasure of one more roundtrip of G Train roulette, I have to say, I won't miss you. It seems like you've already gotten bent, so frankly, I don't have any other sentiments for you. read more

I used to hate on the G like everybody else, but I'm a convert. This line is great, and goes to areas that are pretty hard to access otherwise. Yes the trains are only 4 cars long, but isn't that somehow charming? With it's apple-green logo? Come on! Weekends are dicey like any other line, and the fact that it runs solo on a lonely route through Brooklyn means alternatives are tough to come by (as opposed to manhattan where most of the time you're 2 blocks from an alternate route). Still, if you need to go from Greenpoint, Williamsburg, Bed Stuy, Fort Greene, or Clinton Hill to the Gowanus/Park Slope/Windsor Terrace area it's really your best bet. read more

The only train that connects Queens & Brooklyn (which is a wonderful thing...) but I can honestly say it was the worst train ride of my life...which is pretty EFFING bad considering I've been taking the subway since I was in 3rd grade. It'll keep you on that hot smelly platform waiting, and waiting, and waiting, and waaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiting. It just makes a huge dumb circle and it's the most uncomfortable train ride ever. This needs to change. read more

There was a time, not too long ago, when I would've rather walked 3 miles in the snow barefoot with badgers attacking me than taken the G train. And then my commute changed. With the bus I used to take to Clinton Hill (in my G-fearful days) severely limited post-budget cuts and an intense desire to avoid standing at a bus stop, wasting my life, missing half my class EVERY MORNING, I quit bitching and decided to take the Ghost/Ghetto/Gutter/Goner Express. And I actually like the G train now. Since my previous experience with the G was largely of the recreational, weekend/evening sort, I had no idea that this train is fucking aces for "normal hours" commuting. I've never been late to class because the G randomly stopped for 15 minutes, was too crowded to board without inadvertently giving a stranger a prostate exam, or just plain never showed (I'm looking at you, L train). I have rarely waited longer than 10 minutes on any given weekday morning, and I've rarely waited over 20 minutes on weeknights after 8. I'd say that's actually pretty consistent with most of the less-maligned trains in our fair city. That said, if I was anything other than a weekday, normal hours G train rider, I would probably set myself on fire in frustration, or maybe buy a jetpack or something. It's pretty shit on weekends - they're always doing "construction" that requires trains moving so slow you wind up listening to the mariachi band trapped on your car play like 9 songs from one stop to the next, they just cut the route basically in half, and riding a pegasus-driven chariot is still a better way to get between BK and Queens without tangling with Manhattan. I actually don't think the G is any more filthy, sketchy, decrepit, or rat-choked than any of the other lines. And I have a boner for the fact that I'm able to sit down 99.999999% of the time during my peak hours commute (fuck you, L). Beats the fuck out of most of the buses running the same route. read more

I gave it 5 stars when it's more like a 3.5 to balance out all the undeserved, and exaggerated claims of this being the "WORST TRAIN EVER OMG! HAD TO WAIT 5 HOURS FOR IT WITH POOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WHITE blah blah" Seriously, just like how Mountain Dew doesn't shrink your balls(also; dick, sperm, sperm count, left hand, etc.), the G train isn't as bad as people like to exaggerate that it is. Hell, every line is an unreliable bitch when you have to transfer to another line. And late at night; have you been on the A or L lines? I can assure you, once you're done waiting for it, the G is great for short distances, and gives you a pretty good amount of transfers (G to the L, A, C, E, V, 7, F) along it's short route. It's the only BK - Queens train so it will save you the rife of an unnecessarily long trip through the city. And unlike the terribly overcrowded 4, 5, 6 lines, you will ALWAYS find a seat here. I've lived off of the Myrtle-Willoughby stop for almost 2 years now and getting to 14 St/1st Ave and Union Square has always been a breeze; usually no more than 20-25 mins tops. Anyone telling you different is full of shit. I can honestly tell you that it would be hard to find a quicker commute to the city ANYWHERE ELSE outside of Manhattan. read more

I don't understand why anyone would give this train anything more than 3 stars. Yes, it is the only train that connects one hoppin' area of Brooklyn to another (+ Queens). Maybe the MTA hasn't realized yet that Brooklyn is no longer a bastard-child borough off Manhattan, so that's why service sucks? I don't understand having to wait 20 minutes every night for the G while 3 pass in the other direction. I don't understand why the short train parked itself halfway up the platform at Myrtle-Willoughby when the only turnstile is at the back. I sprinted for that mofo so many times, desperately trying to make it to work on time for my shift, only to have my dreams dashed on the nasty-ass concrete. And you know no one ever steps out of the way for you, but that's a separate frustration. I'm so glad I don't live there anymore. Only consider living off this train if: -You are chronically 15 minutes early -You held your high school record for the 100-meter dash -You don't mind spending half your life waiting -You enjoy the drama of an unreliable, unstable relationship read more