Wish they would do away with the porn on the TV. I don't care to watch naked women in a bar. I guess this makes it a dive bar? If you can ignore that, decent drinks and good bar food. read more

Great local dive bar! My husband and I finally had a date night, we decided to try The Farm. It was a bit awkward at first because it was clear most people there were "regulars". But we were able to sit at the bar and had a few local draft beers and the ordered food which was good and greasy. The first bartender forgot to put in our food, but the second shift bartender put it in and comped the food. He got a very good tip! read more

The Farm Drinkery - Bar and beers - Bars Near Me - Spring, Texas

Fun place but I am so uncomfortable with all the illegal substance. I know bars have its issues but there was to many powder I hope TABC will get involved. Plus there's a lady who works there with dark curly hair who is extremely rude. I hate to say it you could get more tips by being nice read more

Awesome... awesome place. My boyfriend and I were out riding one day and he recommended this place. So we stopped in to have a beer or two. They also have a great selection of bar eats. We ordered the homemade potato chips, wings and sliders. They were all great. They have a full bar, a few beers on tap, wine and cold DosXX. This is a great chill place to visit and just hang out. The bartenders are very nice and if you're not totally sure what you want to drink, they'll come up with something that you're sure to love. Go give em a try... whatcha got to lose? read more

Great people and vibes. I came here to drowned a few sorrows and was taken care of by staff and patrons both. The drinks were great, service was friendly. I will be returning. read more

This is the best dive bar in a shopping center. When you go be sure to ask the staff if you can ring the bell. read more

The Farm Drinkery - Come and see Addie. - Bars Near Me - Spring, Texas

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Hey brothers and sisters, I ordered the chicken wings with 6 drumsticks and the the garlic powder dry rub without salt. It was unbelievable. Tyler recommended that I try it the ru this way because I'm not into salt. Do yourselves a favor and try the garlic rub without the salt and it is actually better than the rub with salt. Tyler gave me this idea and I wanted to give him a shout out. Thanks bro Gavin read more

Hippie dive bar. Feels like you're in someone's garage who got carried away with wall decorations. Menu specifically says don't write on the bathroom walls but everyone writes on the wall. I rarely review bar food and will skip to the drinks. Unique and interesting beer selections. Full bar. I have to say this place is actually pretty interesting and I was totally surprised. Personal drama being posted to yelp about the owner and the business kind of spooked me, but I didn't encounter any issues and everyone was cool. I would definitely go back just for the environment. Totally out of place for the area. Somehow it works. read more

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False advertising. Owner lied to my face. Owner was rude to me. His page said a $100 gift card (I took a screenshot for proof) for a contest and did not deliver. He also lied about splitting the money 4 way because my friend who particiapted did not get any money. When I kindly tried to talk to the owner about the situation he got irritated with me. This bar doesn't deliver what they offer for special events. Also, the atmosphere is very cold and it's obvious the bartenders only care about the money and not the people. When I also put up a one star review on facebook I was continually harassed about it. Watch out if you don't want to deal with childish behavior. read more

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I came to this bar for the first time on Sunday night(August,22) I drank two beers and the Latin girl working the bar that night decided to steal herself a $195 tip from me. First and last time!!! read more

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Fantastic white linen service, vip bottle service, and the servers always go above and beyond to make sure my cup runneth consistently over. Constantly hosting events and imaginary promotions with major cash and prize giveaways, that don't actually mean anything because nothing really matters. The Monday daytime bar manager is probably my favorite employee though. He is always on time; sometimes even before the bartenders show up. Visit your local Farm Drinkery, it'll soon become your favorite bar in this corner of this shopping center on Louetta. You won't be disappointed... or maybe you will. Who can ever really tell? read more

Everything you want in a local neighborhood dive bar. The wings are excellent. The drinks are exceptional with no 'craft' labels. Nice staff, bartender always makes us feel very welcomed!! read more

So, we decided to give the farm another try. This time we were going to stay in and watch the Astros vd Yankees. When we thought about eats, we decided to get takey pity. We remembered the farm and decided to go with them. Besides they're less than a mile from the house. I went to yelp to see their menu. There are 13 menu pictures. All of them are the beer and drink menu. All were posted by patrons. I'm liking this place more and more. Stay tuned for a critique of tonight's fare. read more

Love the food, but I LOVE the people. It's a nice neighborhood bar, where everybody knows your name!

I came in to watch the AFC championship game, and didn't stick around for long. First of all, it was cold outside, but this place was even colder inside. One of my friends said "I'm cold, and if I'm cold, you KNOW it's cold"...YEP! The music was painfully loud, and it made it hard to watch the game enjoyably. Not sure if anyone enjoys music at a miserably loud volume in a small place? They served drinks in cute little jars, but that doesn't make up for the atmosphere being such a turn off. read more

I have to admit I love a good dive bar and this is exactly what the Farm is! You walk in and immediately notice all the garage style bling and all the writing on the walls. The made me feel super relaxed and ready for a beer to Dive into the food menu. Ordered the PB&j bacon sliders and could've eaten more... great combo with my cold beer. Music was random but you can change it up if you really wanted too. Bartender was laidback, friendly. I'll definitely be back! read more

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Excellent dive bar and best of all NO SMOKING INSIDE! The cheese curds and eggrolls are to die for. Oscar the bartender is awesome.

Great hole in the wall. Great service and friendly folks. Also They have more food options than I thought! I posted a picture of the menu. And for anyone not a big beer person, they have liquor and wine as well. I'm sure we will come back again soon! $2 mimosas on Sundays ! read more

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This place was sooooo much fun! My friend and I stopped in for a quick drink and ended up staying for 7 hours! The service was awesome, the food was delicious and the other patrons were great! We ordered the pulled pork sliders with homemade chips and it was finger licking good! The pork sliders were delicious and the chips were to die for. Wish I had left lovers to cure my mean hangover! Later my husband joined us and we shared the wings. They were amazing! Our bartender Andrew was absolutely adorable. Great service, great food and great ambience. We will be back for sure! read more

Best local neighborhood bar great service, good vibe!. Come as you are get down fun place!

The draft beer lines taste like they haven't been cleaned in months. You will notice that 85% of patrons drink bottled or canned beer.

This place deserves every bit of 5 stars. The atmosphere is amazing, the drinks are stiff but good and the food is A+! I had a Long Island and Cajun potato chips and was not disappointed. I never would have chosen to stop here as it looks questionable but I'm SO glad I did! Take the time and make a stop!!! read more

The Farm Drinkery - Sorry - I ate half of the chips before I realized it! The Cajun chips are SO good!!! - Bars Near Me - Spring, Texas

It's okay- beer is good and cold, but it definitely smells like stale beer and piss in there.

Awesome place! Great bartenders! Food is good! Great diverse crowd. This is such a fun place to hang out with friends.

Great place to chill. I am an older sort of customer but always get great respect . Awesome owner, awesome beer and food. Good place to get beer that's hard to find . I love coming her on my day off. read more

Austin the bartender was awesome! He made a bomb ass sandwich and made my shit day better. Positive vibes ran through this bar and I wasn't expecting it. Made my day way better! This guy deserves all great vibes given to him! read more

The Farm Drinkery - Chicken sandwich with fries - Bars Near Me - Spring, Texas

After one visit, this is my new favorite spot. The bartender was great and super personable! Food was delicious, everything was reasonably priced. AND! They had tons of games to play, including cards against humanity. read more

The Farm Drinkery - Jenga! - Bars Near Me - Spring, Texas

Let me start out with saying i love this bar. But their Karoake dj just isn't it. my husband and i are avid Karoake fans and the djs equipment had a lot of feedback, he was crossing off names before they even got to come up. He also didn't really interact with the bar outside of the group of people with him. he would start someone's song and then leave his area. and his intermission music didn't match the vibe of the bar at all. Other than the DJ complaint i can't compliment the bar itself enough and the loaded fries are amazing! read more

One of the coolest and most laid back bar atmospheres I've ever been to. Great prices, beer selection and they always have some sweet specials. Make sure to check out their trivia night on Wednesday. They have half off bottles of wine, so combined with some good competitive fun, It's sure to be your favorite night of the week. The kitchen is always open so make sure to try their sliders and home made chips. Love the diverse selection of hot sauces. They're also big supporters of their community which goes a long way in my books. The world is a much better place because of places like these. read more

The Farm Drinkery - Awesome drink specials and Trivia night every other Wednesday hosted by TRIVIAPHILIA. Check it out! - Bars Near Me - Spring, Texas

I love going when I can especially karaoke night on Sunday. Their spring rolls are amazing!

Smokin hot staff, badass food, free restrooms and cheese balls. Some assorted nuts if they're feeling nice. Love this fucking place!!!!

This place is really fun! It's everything a great dive bar should be. Reminds me of some favorite places in New Orleans. Got white linen table service -- which is a totally fun experience. Go here to find friends in low places. read more

Fantastic white linen service. Good times, paper airplane contests And epic contextual bottle flipping.

One bad apple does spoil the whole bunch. Saturday's Michigan Apple who thinks waiting ten minutes in an otherwise empty establishment commands a tip. If you don't serve readily; you simply don't deserve a tip, especially since you decide to set up your bar whilst during operating hours. Otherwise good staff although some, not so bright. The owner is a decent dude and deserves accolades, however his judgement could use an update with respect key personnel: enough said and good riddance. Never recommended: again...for any reason. Oh. and one last thing. I don't need to be reminded about my "attitude" knowing full well that is coded peckerwood lingo...it did not go unnoticed, for the insolence alone I never would have returned. Make sure you give the cat her catnip....or she'll scratch you. read more

I love this place! I come in here while my daughter gets her hair done a few doors down. I'm not a regular but they have lots of regulars who all know each other, including the staff. If you feel being left a lone you're left alone, if you feel like engaging in conversation you can comfortably do so. Great selection of beer on tap. I feel like my review could never be as cool as this place is so I'm just going to stop here! read more

Great beer, staff, and atmosphere... Smoke free which is great!

Love this neighborhood dive bar Oscar and Geff are my favorite bartenders Food is great too Smoking on the patio read more

We tried this place on Saturday, September 7 @ 5:30pm. As soon as you walk in, you are greeted, and you start to take in all of the sites. It's like someone decorated their garage and invited you to come hang out with them. The bartendars are super helpful and friendly. I suggest sitting right at the bar for the full experience. We had the Pulp Fiction fries... so yummy and the pretzels. There are many beers on tap to try, and they even have a full bar. We had the best time, and we can't wait to go back! A place that feels like home! read more

It doesn't get more dive bar-y than this place! On my first visit I had 2 margaritas and a shot of tequila. I came in by myself just for a quick drink and to check the place out. Jeff was bartending and he was pretty attentive despite it being very busy. On my second visit Jeff was there again and he recognized me and said "welcome back". There was also a girl bartending and she didn't seem too happy that my party was indecisive about what we wanted to drink. Instead of recommending whatever their most popular drink was or any house drinks she just rolled her eyes and said she'd check on us later. I also noticed a lot of the people there are regulars and more of an older crowd. You may feel a bit out of place if you're in your younger 20s unless you come in with friends. read more

I loved the atmosphere... beer selection is great..3 stars because the food, though tasted good, was merely frozen, microwaved, and fried. Tater tots, good, but tater tots with shredded cheese. White castle ... microwaved from the freezer... meh. read more