All Tesco outlets are like black holes that suck commerce into a void from which nothing can survive or return. The lazy customers are the lightest and most common particles in retail-iverse and, as such, get sucked in directly, then, the thrifty customers and, soon enough, there is no reason for anything other than Tesco to exist [also see: Zara corp.]
This new Tesco Express phenomenon is going to try it's darndest to do this to Camden Street. That said, it will have a fight on it's hands, Camden Street is home to some of the hardiest businesses in Dublin, with, I believe, Corrigan's funeral home being the longest standing business.
I have discovered that Tesco Express can undercut all other outlets for my doughnut and sushi needs but if you're looking for fun and a real bargain on Fox's biscuits, panty-hos or office stationary try Camden Casket a few doors down.
So it's a real underdog story, and like Flash Gordon vs. Ming the Merciless, I hope Camden Casket defeats Tescos and lives happily ever after, back on earth, with Corrigan's funeral home. Or something.
Two stars given for four chocolate sprinkled doughnuts for a euro, three removed for accelerating the capitalist entropy. read more